"I thought I was getting me a low-cost ride"
― ●-● (ledge), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 09:31 (twelve years ago) link
That's not to pick on homosexuality. It's not, you know, man on horse, man on grasshopper, or whatever the case may be
― Alan Shearer (ken c), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 09:42 (twelve years ago) link
"Caterpillars, mostly. Which reminds me, you're gonna need to shave that moustache off."
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 10:44 (twelve years ago) link
"you'll be laughing the other side of your face when those lights turn green, pal"
― Dr Frogbius (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 10:54 (twelve years ago) link
"yeah, but this way i figger we get the jump on them"
― Little GTFO (contenderizer), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 18:17 (twelve years ago) link
"Who is your favorite Latin Contemporary artist? Mine's Jon Cicada."
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 8 February 2012 20:01 (twelve years ago) link
"I'm ready to go, by jiminy."
― EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 8 February 2012 20:07 (twelve years ago) link
nice
― Dr Frogbius (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 20:07 (twelve years ago) link
not my best effort up there, i admit
― the acquisition and practice of music is unfavourable to the health of (abanana), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 20:08 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2012/02/27/p465/120227_contest_p465.jpg
All together now...
― Mark G, Tuesday, 21 February 2012 15:28 (twelve years ago) link
"This is normal" not as funny for this one
― max, Tuesday, 21 February 2012 15:30 (twelve years ago) link
no, the other one...
― Mark G, Tuesday, 21 February 2012 15:30 (twelve years ago) link
"We are the 99 percent."
― EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 21 February 2012 15:31 (twelve years ago) link
'my friend told me his dick is tiny'
― beware of greek bearer bonds (darraghmac), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 15:37 (twelve years ago) link
"Obviously compensating for a pitifully tiny cloaca"
xpost!
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 15:37 (twelve years ago) link
think yrs is more newyorkery tbh
― beware of greek bearer bonds (darraghmac), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 15:54 (twelve years ago) link
"Last night he told me to stick my thumb up his ass."
― Unleash the Chang (he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 15:58 (twelve years ago) link
Haha I was not goin for NYer style there
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 16:09 (twelve years ago) link
'don't encourage him , dinah, he's merely reinforcing damaging species stereotypes'
― beware of greek bearer bonds (darraghmac), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 16:17 (twelve years ago) link
lol
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 16:18 (twelve years ago) link
he better shave his butt before joining our peacock centipede
― Rosie 47 (ken c), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 17:18 (twelve years ago) link
"I don't know who he thinks he's impressing. If you touch him I'll kill you."
― cue "White Rabbit" (kenan), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 17:49 (twelve years ago) link
"Is that what a real peacock looks like?""Don't ask me, I'm just a banksy"
― Rosie 47 (ken c), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 18:10 (twelve years ago) link
I will be so glad when Carinval is over.
― (thinks and smiles) (DJP), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 18:11 (twelve years ago) link
he sure is inordinately proud of his farts
― congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 18:14 (twelve years ago) link
"Peacocking? Really? Mystery called from 2008. He wants last decade's moves back."
― s.clover, Tuesday, 21 February 2012 18:52 (twelve years ago) link
I hate myself for making that joke, and you should hate yourself if you get it.
― s.clover, Tuesday, 21 February 2012 18:53 (twelve years ago) link
"eye catching!"
― brownie, Tuesday, 21 February 2012 18:59 (twelve years ago) link
"Colour? Nah I'm holding out for the 3D version to come out"
― Rosie 47 (ken c), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 19:09 (twelve years ago) link
"woah, I think it's kicking in"
― (thinks and smiles) (DJP), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 19:16 (twelve years ago) link
um,
"christ, what an asshole"
― Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 19:24 (twelve years ago) link
"you paid HOW much for a walk up brownstone?"
― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 21 February 2012 19:28 (twelve years ago) link
Dan's is the best so far.
― s.clover, Tuesday, 21 February 2012 19:46 (twelve years ago) link
Which one?
― Mark G, Wednesday, 22 February 2012 07:15 (twelve years ago) link
― (thinks and smiles) (DJP), Tuesday, February 21, 2012 11:16 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark
― Little GTFO (contenderizer), Wednesday, 22 February 2012 08:17 (twelve years ago) link
implants
― Little GTFO (contenderizer), Wednesday, 22 February 2012 08:27 (twelve years ago) link
OMG IT'S STARTING TO EVEN LOOK LIKE A TRIPLE RAINBOW
― Rosie 47 (ken c), Wednesday, 22 February 2012 15:16 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2012/03/05/p465/120305_contest_p465.jpg
― EZ Snappin, Monday, 27 February 2012 22:10 (twelve years ago) link
"Why does everyone ask if I'm John Darnielle?
― EZ Snappin, Monday, 27 February 2012 22:11 (twelve years ago) link
omg
― goole, Monday, 27 February 2012 22:11 (twelve years ago) link
lock thread
― little clouds of citrus spritz as i peel (forksclovetofu), Monday, 27 February 2012 22:12 (twelve years ago) link
"don't turn around, but i think that guy's checking out my ass"
― congratulations (n/a), Monday, 27 February 2012 22:14 (twelve years ago) link
"hey, did we just pass your twin brother?"
― congratulations (n/a), Monday, 27 February 2012 22:15 (twelve years ago) link
"hell is full"
― I GUESS THAT CINNABON GETTIN EATEN (Edward III), Monday, 27 February 2012 22:17 (twelve years ago) link
"i'm glad my mother insisted i get my MBA to fall back on instead of just focusing on my first career with the jim rose circus"
― congratulations (n/a), Monday, 27 February 2012 22:19 (twelve years ago) link
"So I emerged through the backseat of a limo and I thought, 'Now what?' It's not like Mathew Barney's career was going to go on forever."
― Unleash the Chang (he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Monday, 27 February 2012 22:26 (twelve years ago) link
Jim Breuer ruined my life.
― EZ Snappin, Monday, 27 February 2012 22:29 (twelve years ago) link
"Christ, this is normal."
― omar 13337713 (Leee), Tuesday, 28 February 2012 02:45 (twelve years ago) link
"Yes Ted, I understand I do understand the full irony of the expression here, but no, I'm not kidding you."
― s.clover, Tuesday, 28 February 2012 04:42 (twelve years ago) link
"Long story short, I had to hoof it all the way from midtown."
― s.clover, Tuesday, 28 February 2012 04:45 (twelve years ago) link