Let an EXCELSIOR be an EXCELSIOR, and let sleeping LOLS lie

I feel so much lighter having divested myself of all this information.

im not sure what to do w/this

literally every time cee-lo is on tv my girlfriend points out how short his arms are

all the above is true btw! especially carlito's lil t-rex arms.

I have always been way to distracted by cee-lo's teeth to notice his arms tbh.

I had to be the Easter bunny at the mall once (I was photographer, bunny didn't show, kids needed a bunny, that was me) and a kid pooped in my paw but I couldn't say anything b/c Easter bunny doesn't talk.
Memories.

and a kid pooped in my paw

o_O where was your hand dawg

I was holding a baby while wearing a full bunny suit. I couldn't see very well.

lol. thats hella gross. hope they at least let you...um...dispose of it.

lil brown egg

To his credit, he was wearing a diaper and the costume was not compromised.

a friend of mine when I was a kid used to be Y0gi Bear at Universal Orlando (like shortly after it opened) and one day she was walking to meet a gaggle of children to take pictures and the kids ran over to say hello and for some reason she tripped and fell and her Yogi head came off and started rolling down the street as kids screamed in horror.

lol

hahaha

that story makes me happy

LL's story and the Yogi story had me giggling just now

you haven't lived til you've crapped in a bunny's paw

or had your paw crapped in

it was just first time too, usually i took the photos and this big weird guy named sean was the bunny, but sean didn't show that day. the customer service girl had to take the poloroids while i wore the suit. it was actually pretty relaxing aside from the deposit in my palm.

these stories of mascot/animal-costumes-gone-wrong are making me happy even tho i'm sorry that any of you ever had to dress up in such disturbing ways

a friend of mine had a job where he had to stand on the sidewalk, holding a sign, dressed like as a clown (for a car wash i think). he quit on day 2 after someone started taking shots at him from the apartment complex across the street with a bb gun.

crap in a bunny's paw and you get two more wishes

At one point I arm wrestled Cee-Lo for the camera.

I arm-wrestled MIA once, FYI.

who won

I wonder what the kid's two other wishes were for

1) get me out of this poopy diaper stat
2) ??
3) never make me touch that filthy beast again as long as I live

#2 is presumably "profit"

I wish I could post the best naked-baby photo ever - my friend's sister has her newborn (or infant? I don't know what you call them after a few weeks) laying across her folded arms, she and her husband are dressed up for the sitting, etc.. But the sister's face is screwed up like she's about to cry, the husband is trying to not lose his shit laughing, and then you see the trickle running down her arm - the baby had just shit all over her.

Brown bunny.

all right mookie and nickn. stop making humorous posts in the excelsior thread.

@twooldridge
Trent Wooldridge
Remember that time the 6ft plush Trix Rabbit high-fived your kid in Kroger and you had freaky nightmares the next 3 days? #sotired

I arm-wrestled MIA once, FYI.

which MIA, we need to make sure we post in the appropriate thread!

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20120202125922AAZGjC5

how is babby t-rex formed

http://s7.postimage.org/3wjwe72mj/wee_lo.jpg

before "a", I got "gay / Gnarls Barkley/ blind"

Old, but..

total bastard has a life-changing experience and vows to be completely nice from then on

― painini (admrl), Wednesday, 11 August 2010 20:02 (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

oh i did that

― sarahel, Wednesday, 11 August 2010 20:04 (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

who won

She did.

I am still laughing from the Yogi bear story.

I'm a dwarf I'm a reverend
I'm a midget I'm Al Green's son
I'm a sinner I'm a saint
I do not feel ashamed

lol

Instrumental classical music SUCKS. Get back to your job of making bangin' tracks for Opera divas to sing over.

this is OTM tho

― I spend a lot of time thinking about apricots (DJP), Wednesday, February 8, 2012 1:57 PM (25 minutes ago)

careful what you wish for

http://www.allflac.com/covers/b_21917_Bill_Laswell-Operazone__The_Redesign-2000.jpg

― the third kind of dubstep (Jordan), Wednesday, February 8, 2012 2:01 PM (21 minutes ago)

omg Jordan, that is on Spotify

I think I am in for a treat

― I spend a lot of time thinking about apricots (DJP), Wednesday, February 8, 2012 2:02 PM (21 minutes ago)

;_; I was wrong ;_;

― I spend a lot of time thinking about apricots (DJP), Wednesday, February 8, 2012 2:21 PM (2 minutes ago)

lol

Well-seasoned douchecanoe seeks quiet doormat with just the right amount of sluttiness for LTR

― carl agatha, Wednesday, February 8, 2012 1:38 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Just in case we'd forgotten his Arsenal tattoo:

Born in London's east end in 1947, he supported Arsenal as a boy, spending his weekends on the terraces at Highbury.

http://www.channel4.com/news/harry-redknapp-footballs-cockney-rebel

― James Mitchell, Thursday, 9 February 2012 06:35 (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

His whole weekends?

― Monkee Trial (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Thursday, 9 February 2012 07:06 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

they was ard times son

― dayove cool (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 9 February 2012 07:09 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

shivering on the terrace at ighbury waiting for the all clear to sound

― dayove cool (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 9 February 2012 07:10 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

bat people was friendlier then too, you could leave your front door open and when you got ome somebody would've slipped a undred grand totally legal payment under the doormat

― dayove cool (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 9 February 2012 07:11 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

they only ever bunged their own

― dayove cool (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 9 February 2012 07:11 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the dear old queen mam used to cam dahn the ighbury all the time shaking ands and anding out bags of sand to teary-eyed street urchins

― dayove cool (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 9 February 2012 07:15 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_AXhWXW1FFeA/TBy-E_KIkCI/AAAAAAAAIxE/4zBwLqKPryc/s1600/royals+laughing.jpg

i'm totally shocked at this reaction from a school where 98% of the student population actively practices a religion that actively had a "black people can't get into heaven" clause until 1978

― dave cool, Thursday, February 9, 2012 9:13 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I'm furious that black parents would send their kids into that environment with little to no knowledge of their own history, if for no other reason because all of those white kids are going to be turning to them to ask questions like "what do your people think of slavery" and "what was it like growing up on welfare"

― I spend a lot of time thinking about apricots (DJP), Thursday, February 9, 2012 9:21 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

god i feel guilty right now for wanting to say "incidentally, DJP, I've been meaning to ask you..."

― Alshipleyan Goalpostmover (some dude), Thursday, February 9, 2012 9:29 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

so, what lessons did we learn from this entire phenomenon?

― ⚓ (gr8080), Thursday, February 9, 2012 1:18 PM

i learned that mods are still dicks years after i hung up my lawyer badge

― max, Thursday, February 9, 2012 1:19 PM

*gazes forlornly at badge hook*

― lag∞n, Thursday, February 9, 2012 1:19 PM

giving up politics on ILE & Facebook for Lent

― Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Thursday, February 9, 2012 1:39 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

god bless you my son

would suggest removing everything from room, finished plan should be similar to this:

http://etc.usf.edu/clipart/40600/40690/pb_sq_40690_md.gif

― I DIED, Wednesday, February 8, 2012 12:43 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Might be reading this completely wrong, but The Glorious Land sounds like a call-and-response/dialogue (possibly between anthropomorphic embodiments of England and America). The "Oh America / Oh Eng-er-land" refrain sounds like the two states are in the midst of a sexual act, but the tone shifts on the last line to scolding: "Oh, America!". It's as though America climaxed and then England, disgusted, is saying hypocritically "Look what you've done, shameful! Clean up this mess. You can sleep in the wet spot tonight", even though she was largely responsible for goading America on in the first place.

I also like how there's no response to "How is our glorious land bestowed" - just a silence.

― Laughing Gravy (dog latin), Friday, February 10, 2012 11:38 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I would rather picture the muddy, bloody corpses of the fallen at Gallipoli than America and England fucking.

― Suede - the fabric, not the band (DL), Friday, February 10, 2012 11:44 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink