Idk he said two weeks and I assumed she was doing a lot of screwing. Oh wait that's 2x a day. NM - it's probably not that many. I guess it just seemed weird that she had bag specifically for used condoms. Maybe it's not so bad.
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 21:07 (twelve years ago) link
Haha yeah, that would be kind of a lot! If she had a day job or anything else to do, I guess, although maybe she doesn't. I can't imagine having the time.
― one little aioli (Laurel), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 21:08 (twelve years ago) link
gtfo of course that is gross
― Aerosol, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 21:09 (twelve years ago) link
x-post - LOL, no and definitely not keeping up at that pace everyday for two weeks. I do think it's still at least somewhat icky.
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 21:10 (twelve years ago) link
the only potentially gross thing i see about it, and it's more weird than gross, is the idea that it makes it transparent to the dude that she's getting with a bunch of dudes and not just him.
― sarahell, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 21:10 (twelve years ago) link
only one dude, probably not that many condoms
Maybe it would seem less gross if she wasn't such a slob about leaving food out and stuff. It's just the combo of ranch dressing and cheese laying out for days at a time along with the bag of curdled semen that icks me the fuck out. And our trash runs twice a week, it's literally one minute of time to take the bag and put it in the kitchen trash can and tie that bag up and put it outside.
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 21:14 (twelve years ago) link
also that she told me she has a condom depository in her room, cuz I don't need to know that shit
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 21:15 (twelve years ago) link
The food and oversharing problems are way grosser to me. Way.
― one little aioli (Laurel), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 21:17 (twelve years ago) link
don't have a problem with the oversharing, the ranch dressing otoh = gross
― sarahell, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 21:18 (twelve years ago) link
designated used condom bag hanging from desk drawer: YES THAT IS GROSS.
imo
― Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 21:23 (twelve years ago) link
I have left condoms in a hotel room drawer overnight (staying in a hotel suite w/ lots of people, no trash can in room, didn't want to put on clothes to leave the room). But as soon as there was a chance, they went in the trash can and had stuff put on top of them. Don't think it's that difficult tbh.
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 21:36 (twelve years ago) link
What kind of fleabag hotel doesn't have trashcans in the room?
― Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 22:04 (twelve years ago) link
I vote, Yes, it IS *that gross*.
that's sort of not too far from cigar box territory.
lolol
― garbage corn fan (Je55e), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 22:26 (twelve years ago) link
actually no, i meant: lol/sob
― garbage corn fan (Je55e), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 22:27 (twelve years ago) link
I remember once finding a condom in my room (used) that had somehow not gotten disposed of properly like a month prior. had to wait for hazmat suit to arrive from eBay but finally disposed of it
― Bo Jackson Overdrive, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 23:54 (twelve years ago) link
5 minutes ago
Haha yeah, that (2x/day) would be kind of a lot! If she had a day job or anything else to do, I guess, although maybe she doesn't. I can't imagine having the time.
I can't imagine having the stamina....
― Lee626, Wednesday, 8 February 2012 01:11 (twelve years ago) link
twice a day is easy at the start, but definitely gets more difficult after a few months..
― meat o.d. (electricsound), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 01:19 (twelve years ago) link
I had one ex who liked to go 4-5 times a day. felt like boot camp. and yes Lee and electricsound otm.
― Bo Jackson Overdrive, Wednesday, 8 February 2012 01:23 (twelve years ago) link
I wish life was always a first date. I've had a few 24 hour periods where we've rolled around 12+ times*...once with a friend who was just too large to be comfortable but when the opportunity presents itself..
*who knows about the finishing, I count by the starts..
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 02:21 (twelve years ago) link
I don't like sex enough to do it 4-5 times in a day frequently. like once in a blue moon, but good lord it starts to feel like work after a while
― Bo Jackson Overdrive, Wednesday, 8 February 2012 02:22 (twelve years ago) link
Well, yeah. I'm married now so all wild nights are distant memories. Ahhh, my loose woman days...good days.
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 02:24 (twelve years ago) link
I could easily do 3 or 4 times in a night but it would be RIP Mr Veg, lol
― Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 02:34 (twelve years ago) link
might not be the only thing that ripped
― Θ ̨Θƪ (sic), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 02:35 (twelve years ago) link
facepalm
― Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 02:36 (twelve years ago) link
ouchie
― meat o.d. (electricsound), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 02:37 (twelve years ago) link
sex injuries are the worst
― Bo Jackson Overdrive, Wednesday, 8 February 2012 02:38 (twelve years ago) link
plus it's not like your partner is gonna let you go on the disabled list
― Bo Jackson Overdrive, Wednesday, 8 February 2012 02:39 (twelve years ago) link
Last long-term relationship, we kept up a steady 3-or-more daily, but we were both broke (no money to do anything, so it was lay on the couch, start getting handsy, have sex, go back to the couch, repeat until bed time) and it seems didn't particularly like each other.
I will be heartbroken when 3/day is no longer doable for me physically, tbh.
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 03:18 (twelve years ago) link
When you say "long-term" what exactly do you mean because while 3x a day may be great at first it def isn't sustainable in the long run i don't care how into each other and/or sex you are.
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 03:21 (twelve years ago) link
for real
seriously 3 times a day would have me constantly sore
― hilare appendage (electricsound), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 03:22 (twelve years ago) link
Two years, roughly - first year was a weird friends-with-benefits situation (neither of us was sexing anyone else), last year we were actually dating.
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 04:02 (twelve years ago) link
Yeah jesus I dont think ive kept that up even in the first throes :/
― thanks to denial, I'm immortal! (Trayce), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 04:09 (twelve years ago) link
to clarify, not every night - that last year, we were probably together 3-4 nights on an average week, it wasn't a live-together situation
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 04:12 (twelve years ago) link
Oh ok thats diff.
― thanks to denial, I'm immortal! (Trayce), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 05:14 (twelve years ago) link
RIP jim
― Θ ̨Θƪ (sic), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 06:03 (twelve years ago) link
i am old
― hilare appendage (electricsound), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 08:24 (twelve years ago) link
I wish life was always a first date. I've had a few 24 hour periods where we've rolled around 12+ times*... ......
I should start counting that way! (the older i get, the wider the start/finish ratio becomes...)
I like pizza. I really like pizza.
But i don't like pizza 3x/day....
― Lee626, Wednesday, 8 February 2012 12:33 (twelve years ago) link
I am hovering around the edges of this thread, trying to decide whether discretion is the better part, etc. Probably I should just go to bed, but thanks everyone for yr entertaining and ultimately reassuring grosseties.
― Also unknown as Zora (Surfing At Work), Thursday, 9 February 2012 00:15 (twelve years ago) link
Do it, do it!
― ‘Neuroscience’ and ‘near death’ pepper (Eazy), Thursday, 9 February 2012 02:39 (twelve years ago) link
ok, gross post coming up, don't look if you don't want to see it
― tmi but (Z S), Saturday, 18 February 2012 01:03 (twelve years ago) link
i mean it's not that bad
but it's my chin with stitches sans band-aid
here's the deal
― tmi but (Z S), Saturday, 18 February 2012 01:04 (twelve years ago) link
(all of this is providing a buffer zone so people won't have to see the somewhat gross (but not really that bad imo) picture unless they don't want to
want to, i mean.
here's the deal, i have a okcupid date thing tonight (not the girl i'm completely stoked on but someone else fyi tmi) and i've been told that i should just ditch the giant band-aid because it's more distracting than anything and ends up drawing more attention than it would if i'd just go without the band-aid. so i took it off. there was a big bloody scab so i peeled away the dry gooey blood. the problem is that one, the remaining part is still kinda bloody and gross, and two , i had to shave because i looked really shabby in all the wrong ways, but i couldn't shave on the stitched up part so there's a tiny little grove of hair there, just to draw even more attention to it.
so here are two pictures, the normal shot of what it looks like to be sitting somewhat close to me, and the close-up gore cam:
― tmi but (Z S), Saturday, 18 February 2012 01:08 (twelve years ago) link
http://i39.tinypic.com/u4w3m.jpghttp://i42.tinypic.com/25fnd4l.jpg
― tmi but (Z S), Saturday, 18 February 2012 01:09 (twelve years ago) link
I am trying to be grossed out but all I can do is admire your neck.
― dream words & nightmare paragraphs from a red factory in a dead town (Abbbottt), Saturday, 18 February 2012 01:10 (twelve years ago) link
and now with band-aid: http://i42.tinypic.com/207rpmt.jpg
i should just wear the band-aid, right?
― tmi but (Z S), Saturday, 18 February 2012 01:11 (twelve years ago) link