How Gross Are You?

That's fucking rank. Is this the crazy one? She's hoarding semen now? I think it's time to find a new roommate.

she thinks she's being nice, because she doesn't want me to happen upon a jimmy hat in the bathroom trashcan or something - she's just such a slob that taking out her bag o' condoms doesn't occur to her

Is that bad? I've def thrown them in my normal garbage and then not emptied it for...a while. I mean my bedroom garbage is almost exclusively tissues and little bits of paper and cigarette and gum packaging, it's not like it's going to rot overnight.

Well I'm assuming she's going through a lot and that there's at least 28 in some bag and that's sort of not too far from cigar box territory.

what does she do with used tampons?

Twenty-eight? Did I miss an actual number being used somewhere?

It's not cigar box anything, condoms are their own air-tight plastic bags, once they're wadded up and folded over a couple of times. I don't have a problem with this, per se, I guess.

and if they're in a larger plastic bag, i dunno -- it doesn't seem _that_ gross

Idk he said two weeks and I assumed she was doing a lot of screwing. Oh wait that's 2x a day. NM - it's probably not that many. I guess it just seemed weird that she had bag specifically for used condoms. Maybe it's not so bad.

Haha yeah, that would be kind of a lot! If she had a day job or anything else to do, I guess, although maybe she doesn't. I can't imagine having the time.

gtfo of course that is gross

x-post - LOL, no and definitely not keeping up at that pace everyday for two weeks. I do think it's still at least somewhat icky.

the only potentially gross thing i see about it, and it's more weird than gross, is the idea that it makes it transparent to the dude that she's getting with a bunch of dudes and not just him.

only one dude, probably not that many condoms

Maybe it would seem less gross if she wasn't such a slob about leaving food out and stuff. It's just the combo of ranch dressing and cheese laying out for days at a time along with the bag of curdled semen that icks me the fuck out. And our trash runs twice a week, it's literally one minute of time to take the bag and put it in the kitchen trash can and tie that bag up and put it outside.

also that she told me she has a condom depository in her room, cuz I don't need to know that shit

The food and oversharing problems are way grosser to me. Way.

don't have a problem with the oversharing, the ranch dressing otoh = gross

designated used condom bag hanging from desk drawer: YES THAT IS GROSS.

imo

I have left condoms in a hotel room drawer overnight (staying in a hotel suite w/ lots of people, no trash can in room, didn't want to put on clothes to leave the room). But as soon as there was a chance, they went in the trash can and had stuff put on top of them. Don't think it's that difficult tbh.

What kind of fleabag hotel doesn't have trashcans in the room?

I vote, Yes, it IS *that gross*.

that's sort of not too far from cigar box territory.

lolol

actually no, i meant: lol/sob

I remember once finding a condom in my room (used) that had somehow not gotten disposed of properly like a month prior. had to wait for hazmat suit to arrive from eBay but finally disposed of it

5 minutes ago

Haha yeah, that (2x/day) would be kind of a lot! If she had a day job or anything else to do, I guess, although maybe she doesn't. I can't imagine having the time.

I can't imagine having the stamina....

twice a day is easy at the start, but definitely gets more difficult after a few months..

I had one ex who liked to go 4-5 times a day. felt like boot camp. and yes Lee and electricsound otm.

I wish life was always a first date. I've had a few 24 hour periods where we've rolled around 12+ times*...once with a friend who was just too large to be comfortable but when the opportunity presents itself..

*who knows about the finishing, I count by the starts..

I don't like sex enough to do it 4-5 times in a day frequently. like once in a blue moon, but good lord it starts to feel like work after a while

Well, yeah. I'm married now so all wild nights are distant memories. Ahhh, my loose woman days...good days.

I could easily do 3 or 4 times in a night but it would be RIP Mr Veg, lol

might not be the only thing that ripped

facepalm

ouchie

sex injuries are the worst

plus it's not like your partner is gonna let you go on the disabled list

Last long-term relationship, we kept up a steady 3-or-more daily, but we were both broke (no money to do anything, so it was lay on the couch, start getting handsy, have sex, go back to the couch, repeat until bed time) and it seems didn't particularly like each other.

I will be heartbroken when 3/day is no longer doable for me physically, tbh.

When you say "long-term" what exactly do you mean because while 3x a day may be great at first it def isn't sustainable in the long run i don't care how into each other and/or sex you are.

for real

seriously 3 times a day would have me constantly sore

Two years, roughly - first year was a weird friends-with-benefits situation (neither of us was sexing anyone else), last year we were actually dating.

Yeah jesus I dont think ive kept that up even in the first throes :/

to clarify, not every night - that last year, we were probably together 3-4 nights on an average week, it wasn't a live-together situation

Oh ok thats diff.

seriously 3 times a day would have me constantly sore

RIP jim

i am old

I wish life was always a first date. I've had a few 24 hour periods where we've rolled around 12+ times*... ......

*who knows about the finishing, I count by the starts..

I should start counting that way! (the older i get, the wider the start/finish ratio becomes...)

I like pizza. I really like pizza.

But i don't like pizza 3x/day....

I am hovering around the edges of this thread, trying to decide whether discretion is the better part, etc. Probably I should just go to bed, but thanks everyone for yr entertaining and ultimately reassuring grosseties.

Do it, do it!

ok, gross post coming up, don't look if you don't want to see it

i mean it's not that bad

but it's my chin with stitches sans band-aid