"This here is what we call a hybrid."
― s.clover, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 03:38 (twelve years ago) link
lol'd
― ljubljana, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 03:40 (twelve years ago) link
"so i wished for a day at the beach, a miniature pianist and a low-cost ride"
― ELI OWNS YOUR HUSBAND (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 04:52 (twelve years ago) link
"I was sheriff of this county when I was twenty-five years old. Hard to believe. My grandfather was a lawman; father too. "
― iatee, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 05:03 (twelve years ago) link
"We can't race if you're on that thing. It's not cricket!"
― EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 05:06 (twelve years ago) link
christ what an asshole still looking like a valid option
― ELI OWNS YOUR HUSBAND (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 05:08 (twelve years ago) link
and "This is normal" right alongside...
― Mark G, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 07:34 (twelve years ago) link
"Deal with it."
― Tuomas, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 09:23 (twelve years ago) link
"ilovebigbugs and i do not lie"
― Dr Frogbius (darraghmac), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 09:28 (twelve years ago) link
"I give up. Did you do something with your hair?"
― Wub wub wub wubwubwubwub wub Pzzzzzzz WUBB wubwub (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 09:32 (twelve years ago) link
Lynch's 'Brokeback Mountain'
― Dr Frogbius (darraghmac), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 10:12 (twelve years ago) link
"hybrid" won this for me
― dayove cool (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 10:13 (twelve years ago) link
Hybrid +2
― Unleash the Chang (he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 14:59 (twelve years ago) link
"I miss my dead wife."
― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 18:16 (twelve years ago) link
"had a hoss before - riding out across the plains for weeks at a time, juss me and the hoss, and let me tell you son, you can't make sweet sweet love under the stars to a hoss"
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 18:27 (twelve years ago) link
"Just don't hitch 'em near a wheat field. Trust me on that one."
― You got to ro-o-oll me and call me the tumblr whites (Phil D.), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 18:34 (twelve years ago) link
"It may be slower, but i'll always prefer a horse and buggy ride"
― Z S, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 18:35 (twelve years ago) link
"What, haven't you ever seen a man fucking a grasshopper before?"
― the acquisition and practice of music is unfavourable to the health of (abanana), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 07:25 (twelve years ago) link
"plus i fucked your wife"
― Little GTFO (contenderizer), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 07:36 (twelve years ago) link
"hey, it ain't illegal yet"
― Little GTFO (contenderizer), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 07:39 (twelve years ago) link
"one man, one horse, whatever..."
― Little GTFO (contenderizer), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 07:43 (twelve years ago) link
"company car"
― Little GTFO (contenderizer), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 07:55 (twelve years ago) link
"we got screwed on these hats"
― Little GTFO (contenderizer), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 07:57 (twelve years ago) link
"it got a 5 star review on yelp!"
― sarahell, Wednesday, 8 February 2012 08:03 (twelve years ago) link
"he who smelt it dealt it"
― Little GTFO (contenderizer), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 08:06 (twelve years ago) link
"I thought I was getting me a low-cost ride"
― ●-● (ledge), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 09:31 (twelve years ago) link
That's not to pick on homosexuality. It's not, you know, man on horse, man on grasshopper, or whatever the case may be
― Alan Shearer (ken c), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 09:42 (twelve years ago) link
"Caterpillars, mostly. Which reminds me, you're gonna need to shave that moustache off."
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 10:44 (twelve years ago) link
"you'll be laughing the other side of your face when those lights turn green, pal"
― Dr Frogbius (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 10:54 (twelve years ago) link
"yeah, but this way i figger we get the jump on them"
― Little GTFO (contenderizer), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 18:17 (twelve years ago) link
"Who is your favorite Latin Contemporary artist? Mine's Jon Cicada."
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 8 February 2012 20:01 (twelve years ago) link
"I'm ready to go, by jiminy."
― EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 8 February 2012 20:07 (twelve years ago) link
nice
― Dr Frogbius (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 20:07 (twelve years ago) link
not my best effort up there, i admit
― the acquisition and practice of music is unfavourable to the health of (abanana), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 20:08 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2012/02/27/p465/120227_contest_p465.jpg
All together now...
― Mark G, Tuesday, 21 February 2012 15:28 (twelve years ago) link
"This is normal" not as funny for this one
― max, Tuesday, 21 February 2012 15:30 (twelve years ago) link
no, the other one...
― Mark G, Tuesday, 21 February 2012 15:30 (twelve years ago) link
"We are the 99 percent."
― EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 21 February 2012 15:31 (twelve years ago) link
'my friend told me his dick is tiny'
― beware of greek bearer bonds (darraghmac), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 15:37 (twelve years ago) link
"Obviously compensating for a pitifully tiny cloaca"
xpost!
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 15:37 (twelve years ago) link
think yrs is more newyorkery tbh
― beware of greek bearer bonds (darraghmac), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 15:54 (twelve years ago) link
"Last night he told me to stick my thumb up his ass."
― Unleash the Chang (he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 15:58 (twelve years ago) link
Haha I was not goin for NYer style there
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 16:09 (twelve years ago) link
'don't encourage him , dinah, he's merely reinforcing damaging species stereotypes'
― beware of greek bearer bonds (darraghmac), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 16:17 (twelve years ago) link
lol
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 16:18 (twelve years ago) link
he better shave his butt before joining our peacock centipede
― Rosie 47 (ken c), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 17:18 (twelve years ago) link
"I don't know who he thinks he's impressing. If you touch him I'll kill you."
― cue "White Rabbit" (kenan), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 17:49 (twelve years ago) link
"Is that what a real peacock looks like?""Don't ask me, I'm just a banksy"
― Rosie 47 (ken c), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 18:10 (twelve years ago) link
I will be so glad when Carinval is over.
― (thinks and smiles) (DJP), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 18:11 (twelve years ago) link
he sure is inordinately proud of his farts
― congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 18:14 (twelve years ago) link