lord custos tribute thread

http://ox.eicat.ca/~scarruthers/ilx/ally-n-t-p.jpg

Were these actually for ILX threads, or was dude just enjoying himself on Photoshop in his spare time?

this is one of those things where someone gets banned and there are three 100+ post threads on i must protest, right

Lunabear2.jpg > Lunabear.jpg

Just because I love this so much

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v165/noodle_vague/banned.gif

Were these actually for ILX threads, or was dude just enjoying himself on Photoshop in his spare time?

-- The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Sunday, 27 July 2008 23:22 (20 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

I love the wide-eyed innocent act, Dom, but you were around when most of these got made, you are well aware of what most of them were made for, so stop being disingenuous, you are fooling NOBODY!

this is one of those things where someone gets banned and there are three 100+ post threads on i must protest, right

-- max, Sunday, 27 July 2008 23:23 (21 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Yes! Pretty much. This one:

http://ox.eicat.ca/~scarruthers/ilx/avril-thread.jpg

Goes with the locking of the avril thread, for instance.

some of these are still great:

http://ox.eicat.ca/~scarruthers/ilx/ellen-ned.jpg

Most of them were actually pretty funny and OTM at the time they were made.

http://ox.eicat.ca/~scarruthers/ilx/geir-punch.jpg

what the shit

out of context these are so disturbing!

seriously.

http://ox.eicat.ca/~scarruthers/ilx/jess.jpg

Wow you all have short attention spans/memories. Half this shit were memes for months!

(is my goth sesame st one still in there, I bet it is)

http://ox.eicat.ca/~scarruthers/ilx/sesametrayce.jpg

Woo!

People really thought someone that looked like that was posting to ILX?

-- The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Sunday, July 27, 2008 11:19 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

whoever finds the source of that image wins ilxer of the year award

http://ox.eicat.ca/~scarruthers/ilx/geir-punch.jpg

omg I am so happy at least part of bucket bikini man still exists!!!!!

Don't take off your condoms yet, people.

-- StanM, Wednesday, July 30, 2008 12:13 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

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(unless you're finished fucking for the time being - then dispose of it properly, cause I don't want to see that in the kitchen trash when I'm cooking dinner)

-- Oilyrags, Wednesday, July 30, 2008 12:14 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

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i'd recommend not cooking dinner in the kitchen trash

-- ken c, Wednesday, July 30, 2008 12:16 PM (6 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

wts

part 7: United We Stand, Divided We Die Hard
part 8: Sic Semper Die Hard
part 9: Out of Many, Die Hard
part 10: Novus Ordo Die Hard
part 11: Ballin, Shot Callin, Everlastin Die Hardin

-- j blount (papa la bas), Monday, October 9, 2006 6:48 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

i think c&p-ing posts that predate the actual custos thread are kinda unfair. ILX tolerated (rewarded, even) labored wordplay much more back then.

http://www.p30warez.com/uploads/posts/2007-10/1192282849_51st7c3rbql._ss500_.jpg

i think c&p-ing posts that predate the actual custos thread are kinda unfair. ILX tolerated (rewarded, even) labored wordplay much more back then.

-- some dude, Monday, August 4, 2008 4:13 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

how could the thread ever have been started?? are you trying to rewrite history

the lord custos laws are ex post facto

i think c&p-ing posts that predate the actual custos thread are kinda unfair.

-- Curt1s St3ph3ns, Friday, November 14, 2003 3:14 PM

-- and what, Friday, 27 April 2007 16:42 (1 year ago) Link

however to be fair the post that inspired this thread was actually sub-custos material and not just someone making a corny pun

was gonna link slocki's elm street thread but saw I posted in it, damnit

those would only count if i made up fake dialogue.

Isn't it a shame you don't get more schoolteachers in rap?

http://image.blingee.com/images15/content/output/000/000/000/405/250042833_1646157.gif

'Dad, can we play football in the park again?'

'No'

'Why?'

'Oh, because I'm gay, clear off'

'WHAT?!??'

'Whatever, just piss off'

-- Autumn Almanac, Saturday, 16 August 2008 23:33 (2 days ago) Link

tupac

i thought itd be a dual pack (of rappers)

-- jhøshea, Wednesday, March 26, 2008 7:31 PM (Wednesday, March 26, 2008 7:31 PM) Bookmark Link

Get it? Two... packs.

please someone make the facebook musical thread stop please

so bad!!

if tom locks that thread i will forgive him for everything he did yesterday

is there any more heinous a Custosian crime, as when Marcello and chums imitate Bobby Gillespie for the nth time, like they were writing the jokes column from an early-90s NME?

oh god so OTM

for brits maybe

that one goes right over my head

is there any more heinous a Custosian crime, as when Marcello and chums imitate Bobby Gillespie for the nth time, like they were writing the jokes column from an early-90s NME?

― graft Veronica's limbless torso to the 'paalmino' pony called Juno (stevie), Monday, 6 October 2008 11:26 (5 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Seriously.

"The Ludacris Foundation"
Message Bookmarked
Dubplatestyle: The Hip-Hop Summit Action Network and Pepsi have come to an agreement,
averting Tuesday's (Feb. 11) boycott. Pepsi, the Ludacris Foundation &
Rush Arts have agreed to a multi-year, multi-million dollar partnership to
support the arts in communities at risk. "We hope Pepsi's investment
inspires other companies to invest more in grassroots programs as opposed
to some bureaucracies who aren't always effective," Russell Simmons told
AllHipHop.com.
joel facelift: haha um
joel facelift: the ludacris foundation??
Dubplatestyle: haha i know!
joel facelift: the foundation for throwing bows
joel facelift: for the furtherment of rough sex
Dubplatestyle: the foundation for the advancement of the global sex village

― jess (dubplatestyle), Monday, February 10, 2003 7:32 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
the foundation for compatible titties and ass.

― Ronan (Ronan), Monday, February 10, 2003 7:34 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
Ah, the joys of this spam. I wondered at this as well.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, February 10, 2003 7:35 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
Luda cares for his hoes/foundation gives 'em ho-mes/get off tha streets/I throw you a bone/It ain't hopeless, like I'm never ho-less/keep the peace/and satisfy my whore-mones/fuck the ho-lice/eatin' doublized portions/gettin' fat off doughnuts/from tim whore-tons/Luda save souls/with a charity foundation/and bacheler's recreation/headquarted off whore-land heights/where I keep my interns/up all night/return the favor/they mouths full of ludacris flavor!

ahem.

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Tuesday, February 11, 2003 1:58 AM (5 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
ahem.

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Tuesday, February 11, 2003 1:35 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

*cough*

ahem.

awkward silence

KRS-One had the right idea, but he was a bit too crazed. I prefer Michael Franti of the DHH. He's Jello Biafra with a tan!

-- Lord Custos X, Friday, June 14, 2002 12:00 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Link

― and what, Monday, May 28, 2007 11:23 AM (1 year ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/washington/2008/06/barack-obama-jo.html

Norquist dropped by The Times' Washington bureau today and, as part of his negative critique of Obama's liberal stances on economic issues and other matters, he termed the presumptive Democratic presidential nominee "John Kerry with a tan."

I told her I ain't so sure
about this place
it's hard to play a gig in this town
and keep a straight face
seems like everyone here's got a plan
it's kind of like nashville with a tan, but,
everything's gonna be all right
rockabye, rockabye
everything's gonna be all right
rockabye, rockabye

My question is: 'Did Kevin Faeces put the ice-cream in the bacon?'

― funky house septic (haitch), Monday, 27 October 2008 23:53 (28 seconds ago) Bookmark

surely not quasi-racist enough