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I was about to say "extend season by 3 weeks." Moynahan's pretty, though.

― horseshoe, Thursday, 8 March 2007 21:38 (seventeen years ago) link

"this" gossips

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Thursday, 8 March 2007 21:38 (seventeen years ago) link

I can't wait for Kornheiser et. al. to be all "virile, mmmm" about it.

lol god :(

― cankles, Thursday, 8 March 2007 21:39 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah he messed up imo by ditching moynahan and going with bundchen.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 8 March 2007 21:39 (seventeen years ago) link

sexy talentless older lady v cat-faced herpes harborer, i mean it's like demi moore v paris hilton. it's a no brainer.

unless he is just trying to impregnate all of this vacant ladies to create a super army of porn-addicted serial killers as surmised on other thread.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 8 March 2007 21:40 (seventeen years ago) link

you've all caught a case of the crazies.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 8 March 2007 21:40 (seventeen years ago) link

SHAWN KEMP'S FINAL SOLUTION.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 8 March 2007 21:41 (seventeen years ago) link

omg "vacant ladies" I know you probably meant "dumb," but now I'm thinking "vacant"="is not yet incubating Brady-spawn".

― horseshoe, Thursday, 8 March 2007 21:41 (seventeen years ago) link

nah dude. if you were talkin about the chick with the expressive eyebrows in the victoria's secret catalog tho i'd be on yr side 100%.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 8 March 2007 21:41 (seventeen years ago) link

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I think bridge is losing the battle to the gizz tho...

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Thursday, 8 March 2007 21:41 (seventeen years ago) link

hahaha WE WILL ALL BE UNVACANT BY 2008

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 8 March 2007 21:42 (seventeen years ago) link

lol geddit?

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Thursday, 8 March 2007 21:42 (seventeen years ago) link

ew ew ew I hate me

― horseshoe, Thursday, 8 March 2007 21:42 (seventeen years ago) link

tom brady is a predator ship

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 8 March 2007 21:42 (seventeen years ago) link

if you were talkin about the chick with the expressive eyebrows in the victoria's secret catalog ...
man, i've got to say, i was born about 20 years too late because if they had victoria's secret commercials on tv when i was 14.... well, never mind.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 8 March 2007 21:43 (seventeen years ago) link

why you need the commercials on the tv, they send like 7 catalogs per day to my house. i mean i imagine everyone gets hundreds of them every year, do you not?

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 8 March 2007 21:44 (seventeen years ago) link

i did not when i was 14 i can tell you that.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 8 March 2007 21:45 (seventeen years ago) link

also, they stopped arriving in the mail when i moved which was a week after me and the girl i was dating split last year. the irony is not lost on me.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 8 March 2007 21:46 (seventeen years ago) link

man even victoria's secret is out to get you in this ex gf situation, that ain't right

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 8 March 2007 21:48 (seventeen years ago) link

i decided two weeks ago that that girl and towga no longer have any sway over me so screw them and screw victoria's secret too.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 8 March 2007 21:50 (seventeen years ago) link

that is the spirit, move up in the world to http://www.agentprovocateur.com/

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 8 March 2007 21:51 (seventeen years ago) link

hot girls are so hot. fuck.

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Thursday, 8 March 2007 21:51 (seventeen years ago) link

Now I have visions of Brady spawn exploding from Moynahan and Bundchen's stomachs llike something out of the Alien.

― leavethecapital, Thursday, 8 March 2007 21:52 (seventeen years ago) link

wait. it that kate moss doing AP ads?

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Thursday, 8 March 2007 21:52 (seventeen years ago) link

i want to get the purple iteration of the nikita set since i have it in every other color they've offered but $140 just for the bra??! it was like $20 less last time i bought it.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 8 March 2007 21:53 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah that is kate moss

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 8 March 2007 21:53 (seventeen years ago) link

HI DO YOU THINK LELIE IS GOING TO SHAPE UP INTO A NO. 1 RECEIVER?

― Leee, Thursday, 8 March 2007 21:54 (seventeen years ago) link

GET BACK ON TOPIC

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Thursday, 8 March 2007 21:56 (seventeen years ago) link

Personal records
Highest single-game quarterback rating: 148.3 (at Indianapolis, October 21, 2001)
Highest single-season quarterback rating: 92.6 (2004-2005 season)
Highest career quarterback rating against a team: Atlanta Falcons (140.4)
Lowest impregnation total, season (minimum 2 lays): 12 (2001, 2003, 2006)
Highest impregnation total, season (minumum 2 lays): 14 (2002, 2004, 2005)

― brownie, Thursday, 8 March 2007 21:56 (seventeen years ago) link

Access to the URL: http://www.agentprovocateur.com/ has been denied.

(Your request was denied because of its content categorization: Swimwear/Lingerie/Nudity, Fashion/Beauty.)

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 8 March 2007 22:00 (seventeen years ago) link

it's all that and MORE

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Thursday, 8 March 2007 22:01 (seventeen years ago) link

one more hour to go.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 8 March 2007 22:02 (seventeen years ago) link

no beauty at work ;_;

― ghost rider, Thursday, 8 March 2007 22:02 (seventeen years ago) link

OBVIOUSLY THE TERRORISTS HAVE WON.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 8 March 2007 22:03 (seventeen years ago) link

u_u

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Thursday, 8 March 2007 22:06 (seventeen years ago) link

guys you're all making my job seem way more awesome cos i can look at all of this white girls naked.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 8 March 2007 22:08 (seventeen years ago) link

almost on cue, towga gchats me. NOT GONNA WORK LADY.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 8 March 2007 22:10 (seventeen years ago) link

STAY STRONG KEVIN!

― horseshoe, Thursday, 8 March 2007 22:10 (seventeen years ago) link

pfft, she's 2,200 miles away from me i think i'll survive.
i'm making a sucker out of myself over someone but it sure isn't her.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 8 March 2007 22:11 (seventeen years ago) link

Ally would you like to trade jobs??

― Leee, Thursday, 8 March 2007 22:12 (seventeen years ago) link

sure!

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 8 March 2007 22:13 (seventeen years ago) link

what do you do?

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 8 March 2007 22:13 (seventeen years ago) link

ally should just post screen caps of her monitor.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 8 March 2007 22:14 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah but isn't flickr blocked for you too?

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 8 March 2007 22:14 (seventeen years ago) link

Guys, what does BILL BELLICHEK think about thsi?

― David R., Thursday, 8 March 2007 22:14 (seventeen years ago) link

he's too busy nailing other people's wives to give a shit.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 8 March 2007 22:15 (seventeen years ago) link

I can't imagine he cares one way or another?

― horseshoe, Thursday, 8 March 2007 22:15 (seventeen years ago) link

xpost

― horseshoe, Thursday, 8 March 2007 22:15 (seventeen years ago) link

Kevin, I'd take your job too from the sounds of it!

I am a (fake) technical writer at s3m1-c0nduct0rbius company. But more like a glorified data entry person.

― Leee, Thursday, 8 March 2007 22:16 (seventeen years ago) link

alright i will do it! :D

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 8 March 2007 22:17 (seventeen years ago) link

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AND THEY STILL COULDN'T GROW GRASS IN THEIR STADIUM!?

― brownie, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 18:31 (seventeen years ago) link

Fucking's easy. Horticulture's hard.

― David R., Tuesday, 13 March 2007 19:51 (seventeen years ago) link

My dad knocked up my mom two twice two times, and could never get the grass to turn any color besides taupe.

― David R., Tuesday, 13 March 2007 19:52 (seventeen years ago) link

his stash of Maude adult fan fiction suggests, no

man, lawrence kansas, sometimes I don't know whether to laugh or cry!

― horseshoe, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 19:56 (seventeen years ago) link

two years pass...

jhoshea otm in the other thread about how if he were another player he'd be catching shit for this. I can't wait for Kornheiser et. al. to be all "virile, mmmm" about it.

― horseshoe, Thursday, March 8, 2007 4:25 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

this still cracks me up

― ~*~*~*~*GAMES AS ART*~*~*~*~ (cankles), Monday, 13 July 2009 06:46 (fourteen years ago) link

three years pass...

While JPMorgan’s $6.2 billion trading loss last year was “embarrassing,” the bank has delivered three years of “record” profit, he said.

“It was one of the stupidest things I’ve seen,” Dimon said. “I’m mostly sorry to my shareholders. But JPMorgan is not obviated by a mistake.”

Dimon said Tom Brady, the New England Patriots football player who has passed Joe Montana for the most National Football League playoff wins by a quarterback, called to cheer him up after the loss.

“I owe him a lot,” Dimon said without specifying when the call took place. “At first I thought it was a friend of mine pulling a prank. I thought it was Lloyd Blankfein,” he said, referring to the CEO of Goldman Sachs Group Inc. (GS)

http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2013-01-22/jain-calls-with-dimon-to-allow-banks-to-fail.html

wtf

― iatee, Tuesday, 22 January 2013 22:04 (eleven years ago) link

omg maybe bundchen-brady baby and moynahan-brady baby can have a tension-filled opposite-sides-of-the-tracks soap-opera-y relationship like on that one WB show!
― horseshoe, Thursday, March 8, 2007 4:21 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark

lol

― turds (Hungry4Ass), Tuesday, 22 January 2013 22:05 (eleven years ago) link

current facebook friends status update

http://distilleryimage6.s3.amazonaws.com/9cf3eb30423811e1a87612313804ec91_7.jpg

― seriously, THIS GUY (daria-g), Tuesday, 22 January 2013 22:51 (eleven years ago) link

romo should be in the back of the pickup

― mookieproof, Tuesday, 22 January 2013 22:53 (eleven years ago) link

he's in one of the vacants obvs

― seriously, THIS GUY (daria-g), Tuesday, 22 January 2013 22:56 (eleven years ago) link

kudos

― an old penis drawing is now "new and notable" (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 23 January 2013 00:57 (eleven years ago) link

i really want to see brady get at least one more super bowl ring before retirement

at least either ed reed or randy moss will definitely get their first one

― seriously, THIS GUY (daria-g), Wednesday, 23 January 2013 01:13 (eleven years ago) link

reasons to go on, yes.

― an old penis drawing is now "new and notable" (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 23 January 2013 01:23 (eleven years ago) link

Dimon said Tom Brady, the New England Patriots football player who has passed Joe Montana for the most National Football League playoff wins by a quarterback, called to cheer him up after the loss.

― iatee, Tuesday, January 22, 2013 5:04 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i did not need to know this

― lag∞n, Wednesday, 23 January 2013 01:23 (eleven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzbMP7pLRkA

― pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Wednesday, 23 January 2013 22:34 (eleven years ago) link

eight months pass...

http://i.minus.com/i74ZJ1CJydgMj.gif

― 乒乓, Monday, 14 October 2013 12:42 (ten years ago) link

― lag∞n, Monday, 14 October 2013 13:13 (ten years ago) link

and that was before brady tried to throw the game away. i wonder what the story is.

― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 14 October 2013 13:16 (ten years ago) link

three years pass...

https://s.yimg.com/lo/api/res/1.2/Ttf4C6DVnIuShqObdKoxYg--/YXBwaWQ9eW15O3c9NjQwO3E9NzU7c209MQ--/http://media.zenfs.com/en/homerun/feed_manager_auto_publish_494/b7d73789989f7ea54a70e1387e680bc9

― nomar, Saturday, 6 May 2017 22:54 (six years ago) link

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