posts very much in character

No, it's not made with blood diamonds, that's one thing he insisted on and made sure were sourced appropriately. I don't know the guy enough to call wanker on him, but I know he's done some nice things for other friends which alleviate the potential for wankery which is so obviously there.

Ran into one of my artworld stately homo friends last night, who said he'd boycotted the opening and now heard that there had been these really OTT goodie bags handed out to the celebrity art tourists who did go. Despite these being rammed full of luxury goods he did not regret his decision in the least because the work and whole phenomenon of Damien bling was large steaming pile of wank.

-- suzy, Sunday, June 3, 2007 5:59 AM (Yesterday)

Oh God shut up shut up shut up!

Does she do it on purpose?

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/I/41X6CQVD28L._SS500_.jpg

it would be more in character if she mentioned someone's daddy

I implied nothing of the sort. I simply popped in for lunch with Andreas and ran into the Chapman boys. Do behave!

she's actually a 45 year old dude in cleveland right?

someone really needs to make a suzy compilation thread, she manages to namedrop in almost every post she's made but no one calls her out on it

step up and be a hero dude.

yeah i mean the gay dude didnt want the swag yeeeeaaaah riiiiiiight whaeva

someone really needs to make a suzy compilation thread, she manages to namedrop in almost every post she's made but no one calls her out on it

i just did call her out on the hirst thread! i don't think she (or tracer hand) gets it

If you think no one calls her out, you havn't been paying attention for long enough -- there's a history of sparring over this exact topic, but you know, for everything there is a season...maybe the time is ripe to revisit all possible permutations of this stage play. Program, please!

I actually met Drew once at Reading festival; Eric from Hole was her b/ f at time but I just remember being very drunk etc. and introduced to this girl and sort of said hi. Weeks later my friend said that girl was Drew. Hmmm.

Rule 259: It's Always Courtney's Fault.

-- suzy, Tuesday, December 18, 2001 8:00 PM (5 years ago)

LATEPASS.

i haven't noticed the history of sparring. i remember someone making a "i think you dropped something joke" or whatever. anyway:

Sex is the most perfect thing our bodies can do peroid.

-- anthony, Sunday, 29 July 2001 00:00 (5 years ago) Bookmark Link

Suzy's argument = "I know several 8th rate celebs" + "I still have hi skoolesque social issues" = "Gwinif is a BITCH!!!!"

GOOD GOD YOU PEOPLE ARE SMART AND WELL LISTENED AND WELL READ AND WELL CULTURED Y DU U KARE?!?!?!?

PS I am still partially intoxicated so this affects my intonation tho not my intent + Anniversary Party was mostly a good flik partly kausa Gwinif tho mostly kausa ALAN CUMMING etc.

-- xerxes, Saturday, March 23, 2002 1:00 AM (5 years ago) Bookmark Link

suzy = perez hilton?

i forgot how funny anthony's posts are

jess once did a pitch perfect imitation of her on some thread lost to the ages

it's amazing to me how wound up people get about it. she knows a lot of people, she likes to talk about them, FIN, you know?

i'm no more wound up about it than you are with my "hit'n'run lamestain" posts

How can you defend her? She's TERRIBLE!

HMM

oh man I just figured out that responding to other people's posts is the lamest thing you can do guys because it might imply you give a fuck about something

people defend you a lot too jon

am0n the difference in my mind is that i can't recall suzy putting someone down unprovoked, and that's about all i can recall of your posts

i'm an asshole, i like to point out other assholes, FIN, you know?

man that was brilliant

tracer did you see what he just did to you, man

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v48/w1nt3rmut3/RemoveYa.gif

am0n is a treasure to us all

TOM are you trying to bait me into banning you guys so you can be all "lol jw's vagina is sandy"?

http://i10.glitter-graphics.org/pub/1/1140r4teg1tiai.gif

you guys this is the all noise dude summertime FUN board not all noise dude summertime CATFIGHT

d.c. thread is that way sgt. fury

I never stop being lol jw's vagina is sandy
it all goes back to the os x finder

there was a while where ethan and i were constantly zinging suzy after every "lol art hag" post but she proved impervious to our attempts to change her ways through repeated abuse u_u

the only true abuse on ILX is self-abuse

+ doctor mabuse

the island of dr. self-abuse

by "true" I mean "effective," obv.

BTW "crowning" is when the baby's head starts to poke its way out of the woman's bergina.

-- nickalicious, Monday, June 4, 2007 11:00 AM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

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I have seen this happen with my bare eyes.

-- nickalicious, Monday, June 4, 2007 11:01 AM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

I can sum up most of this thread by borrowing a page from the book of jaxon:

boring

-- jaxon, Monday, June 4, 2007 8:44 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link

I met am0n once he was dating michael rappaport and we were at a vice records party. i remember saying hi to some jamacian i was drunk. later was told my jon arbuckle that it was amon. hmm. remember always blame hstencil!

yeah but guys i know mindy k4ling, have i mentioned this

starfrencher

id so hit that

All Souls Day
So it's the morning after and I'm trying to gauge the collective ILE sore head. Right, then: about last night?
-- suzy, Wednesday, October 31, 2001 5:00 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark Link

New Answers, yo. With apologies to The Specials, my name's Suzy and I'm going to enjoy myself first.
First, chaos due to fashion attack; I was trying for Serena from Bewitched hair and had to go for the Addicted To Love look when it didn't work. Raf Simons/David Sims view was rammed with art/fashion collision, natch, with all the art people pretentiously dissing the frivolous fashion folk.

The cream of this crop then stumbled over to Soho House for one of those parties where you just know fucking in toilets on drugs will be happening, but not to nice girls and not 'til much later. There was a gorgeous model boy there who was an 18-yr-old Positive Punk from the upper west side, Esther and Heather were smitten with him. I met Raf Simons and blabbed with him for ages. Then admired a girl's vintage coat/dress combo and it dawned on me: Roisin Murphy. Roisin was pretty graphic about what she wanted this yummy photographer type we were scoping to do to her. Go Roisin!

Everyone was veh veh drunk. I wore my Cat Hat and had a Girl Solidarity Moment with a lesbian trio at the bus stop on the way back. Today, I feel the pain. And later it starts all over again with the Juergen Teller view, party, bouze, taxi, coma. I am an elegant Sisyphus.

-- suzy, Wednesday, October 31, 2001 5:00 PM (5 years ago)

Go Roisin!

shoot first, clarify later: I'm probably not talking about the same specific kind of 'alternative rock' as you are, and I'm probably including quite a lot of electronically-influenced music under that vague umbrella. I probably also need to hear more electronic music, so recommendations are freely welcomed on that thread.

4.5 is a dumb score to give this album, review aside

― strawberry ice cream, one scoop or two (morrisp)

Boy you lot really hate this electro-swing genre that I’ve never heard of.

― Mr. Snrub, Sunday, 29 October 2023 10:14 (four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

he resembles an amphibian of some sort, hard to pin down

― Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, November 29, 2023 6:58 PM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

easy: frog

― frogbs, Wednesday, November 29, 2023 9:58 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

lol

I've cracked the top 100 in the Vulture Movie Fantasy League.

― jaymc, Thursday, January 11, 2024 3:27 PM

1. Mad Men

― clemenza, Friday, January 12, 2024 2:55 PM (yesterday)

I'm not sure why I'd take any of this seriously, but it's how I roll.

The 'thing' is unspecified. Based on my reading of the text, the breaking of his heart is not the 'thing' itself, but rather the effect it has on him. First she does the 'thing', then it breaks his heart. He understands she is unaware of the effect the 'thing' has on him, so the effect is incidental rather than intended.

While the specific 'thing' is left to the imagination of the audience, the set of realistic interpretations will cluster around her being cute, lovable and mildly flirtatious, without seriously considering the narrator as suitable for an amorous relationship. It is the first of these attributes of the 'thing' that make it hard to forget her, but it is the last of these attributes that causes him heartbreak/heartache, which is why he singles it out as the required remedy for his heartbreak in the later stanzas.

All of the foregoing amply proves that a careful dissection of the rhetorical constructs of this lyric is overblown silliness.

― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Friday, February 2, 2024 2:18 PM

fuck this country

― butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Monday, February 5, 2024 5:19 AM (fifteen hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

i think stacy cay said it best: "pineapple on pizza is like penises on girls - it's actually really good but a lot of people are huge bitches about it"

― Kate (rushomancy), Sunday, February 11, 2024 8:17 PM (one hour ago)

<3

amazing

fuck yeah, i've finally made it

Can you get an abridged version that stops in 1972?

― clemenza, Thursday, 15 February 2024 04:25 (five hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

True enough--my basic attitude towards the world.

lol

no it rhymes with frog

― frogbs, Tuesday, March 12, 2024 11:01 PM (twenty-four seconds ago) bookmarkflaglink

So it's not pro grok?

lowest it's been in chicago the past 10 years is $1.61 in winter 2015/2016. it broke $2 (just) in march 2020. https://www.gasbuddy.com/charts.

― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek)

I wonder why Joe Biden doesn’t just lower global gasoline prices

wrong thread!