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There is a cliched style of voracious fruit eating which women have performed in films, etc., but it doesn't do much for me. I was thinking about watching men eat fruit rather than women when I wrote my post. I know we're encouraged to think about what makes women sexy so we can mimic it but I was catering to my own sexual preferences and thinking about men. I can't, offhand, think of an instance where I found a man looking sexy while eating fruit. It's not sexy (for me, maybe it is for others) to see a man peel a small mandarin and try to stop the juice from running down his jersey sleeve.

-- estela (estelaisale...), June 28th, 2003.

^@^ (map), Monday, 6 November 2006 04:16 (seventeen years ago) link

I quit smoking years ago but am happy to stand close to smokers while they're smoking. Fresh cigarette smoke smells especially lovely outdoors.

soooooo otm

s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, 6 November 2006 04:22 (seventeen years ago) link

I have noticed when I'm eating that if I hold the food in one hand I feel like I'm a person but if I use two hands I feel more like a parrot or a squirrel.

-- estela (estelaisale...), October 31st, 2004 12:29 AM. (estela) (link)

^@^ (map), Monday, 6 November 2006 04:27 (seventeen years ago) link

so on the money about the fruit.


i love this:

"I hardly believe I have a body most of the time."


jbr, nicole, and estela make life worth living on ilx for me. for real. they are the instant antidote to way too much nerd doodage. or dood nerdage. and there are lots of other way cool glorious ladies of ilx as well! but those three just might be my unholy trinity.

scott seward (scott seward), Monday, 6 November 2006 04:29 (seventeen years ago) link

aww, thank you scott!

For me, the sight of people eating fruit is quite annoying. They often look fussy and sanctimonious as they peel their oranges and pull the segments apart, or chow down their bananas. They don't look like sensualists to me; they look as if they're fulfilling the daily obligations outlined by the Food Pyramid.

so freaking OTM

the starbucks in the forbidden city (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 6 November 2006 07:29 (seventeen years ago) link

I hate it when I finally send emails to people I owe an email to and they send a huge long reply five minutes later, putting me straight back into debt. It's discouraging and leads to longer and longer silences from me.

my god yes. problem is that now, i sometimes forget the e-mail long enough that responding would almost be absurd. took a while to get this way, though. that and five e-mail addresses that demand attention all the time.

trees (treesessplode), Monday, 6 November 2006 07:46 (seventeen years ago) link

nancydye@oberlin.edu

a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Monday, 6 November 2006 07:51 (seventeen years ago) link

i apparently have all kinds of issues with fruit-eaters:

Classic Or Dud: When People Use Their Old Pocket Knife To Eat A Piece Of Fruit.

scott seward (scott seward), Monday, 6 November 2006 14:11 (seventeen years ago) link

she probably doesn't want to be fancied by someone wearing a little police uniform with acorns embroidered on it.

Hahahaha that's fucking great.

Pashmina (Pashmina), Monday, 6 November 2006 14:26 (seventeen years ago) link

The image of someone furtively spray painting the underscore in "squirrel_police" on a wall slays me.

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Monday, 6 November 2006 15:01 (seventeen years ago) link

I posted a request for a song lyric and recieved a very offensive relpy from Domenico Buttez. estebanbuttez@gmsil.com . I would like an apppolgy as I never did or said a thing to this person. My post was polite and non offensive. I am requesting that all my details be removed from this board.

If that is the type of response one get when using this board them I want no part of it. Again please remove my question, details and registeration
from this board immeadiatly I would have done it if I was able to .

I will never use this board again nor will I emcourage anyone else to

-- Dannielle Grenfell (dands...) (webmail), August 29th, 2006. (3 trackbacks) (link)

Answers

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esteban does have a sorry ass! will that do?

-- estela (estelaisale...) (webmail), August 29th, 2006. (link)


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ps we are going to miss you and your details
;_;

-- estela (estelaisale...) (webmail), August 29th, 2006. (link)

The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Monday, 6 November 2006 15:33 (seventeen years ago) link

i used to make birds' nests to save birds the trouble but the nests never lived up to my creative vision and birds never went near them. i found this ungrateful, since their efforts looked even worse than mine, not round and symmetrical and neat like the nests in children's books which was the look i emulated, but just a haphazard pile of twigs and feathers and bark. i at least tried but the birds were plain lazy, 'ok mate, that'll do'.

-- estela (estelaisale...), September 9th, 2006.

^@^ (map), Monday, 6 November 2006 15:40 (seventeen years ago) link

Earliness is a form of unpunctuality. I hate early people, especially if they come to my house before a designated time. Also, if I'm late and they're being all indignant about waiting, a big part of the waiting time they're being indignant about is the period of time they were at the meeting place before they should have been.

(I'm never mad if people are late, I always give them the benefit of the doubt.)

-- estela (estelaisale...), May 1st, 2003 1:13 PM. (link)

^@^ (map), Monday, 6 November 2006 15:41 (seventeen years ago) link

Australia has never heard of this novel fundraising method but does not necessarily disapprove. However Australia will have to have a think about whether it would be "un-Australian" or not. Being "un-Australian" terrifies Australia.

-- estela (estelaisale...), May 31st, 2005.

^@^ (map), Monday, 6 November 2006 15:43 (seventeen years ago) link

on paris hilton:

i think she is a dumb girl pretending to be dumb

-- estela (estelaisale...), January 23rd, 2006 3:02 AM. (estela) (link)

^@^ (map), Monday, 6 November 2006 15:43 (seventeen years ago) link

My dog thinks he is tough but in fact he is very small and woollen with round, shiny eyes.
He would blow kisses at the coyotes and try and get them to chase him. Then he would let them drink his water while he sang 'Imagine'.

-- estela (estelaisale...), June 17th, 2005 6:54 AM. (estela) (link)

^@^ (map), Monday, 6 November 2006 15:53 (seventeen years ago) link

i am in tears.

trees (treesessplode), Monday, 6 November 2006 18:23 (seventeen years ago) link

aw, this is nice. i luv ilx.

estela (estela), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 06:16 (seventeen years ago) link

Not a good habit to get into, but i think this is part of experimenting with life which everyone tries at some low point.

-- Scorpion Tea (butt.dickas...) (webmail), November 10th, 2006 7:16 AM. (Dick Butkus) (later) (link)

"I love you but I have chosen darkness"

-- Scorpion Tea (butt.dickas...) (webmail), November 10th, 2006 7:29 AM. (Dick Butkus) (later) (link)

i would be very surprised if wordy wants to discuss relationship dynamics with the back-end of a panto horse.

-- estela (estelaisale...) (webmail), November 10th, 2006 7:31 AM. (estela) (later) (link)

i am not a nugget (stevie), Friday, 10 November 2006 19:12 (seventeen years ago) link

If I ate boiled eggs and they tasted final, and I feel sick now, were they out of date? I can sort of sense an off-gg smell on my breath.

-- edward o (edwardo...), November 17th, 2006 3:54 PM. (edwardo) (later)

you ate the final egg and now your breath smells like gg? oh dear

-- electric sound of jim [and why not] (electricsoun...), November 17th, 2006 3:55 PM. (electricsound) (later)

tidy your room, write thoughtful cards to your loved ones, lie down quietly under a warm blanket, and wait.

-- estela (estelaisale...), November 17th, 2006 3:58 PM. (estela) (later)

^@^ (map), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 02:39 (seventeen years ago) link

three months pass...
i used to sit in church when i was little and think about how easy it would be to stand up and shout obscenities loud enough for the whole church to hear and then i would get scared i was going to do it if i didn't stop thinking about it so i would stare at the jesus on the cross until the thought left me. later i dated sad-looking boys with prominent ribcages and said dreadful things to them.

estela on Tuesday, 6 March 2007 15:19

fies, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 17:06 (seventeen years ago) link

that single line about paris hilton is sharper and more insightful than everything else ever written about paris hilton combined

^@^, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 17:22 (seventeen years ago) link

I don't believe in reductionism.

JW, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 17:37 (seventeen years ago) link

to mickey here

i hope your workplace is entirely populated by overweight conservative christian women who thank jesus loudly every day between bites of donut that they have been spared from you cumming inside them then suddenly realising you are no longer in love.


estela on Wednesday, March 14, 2007 6:55 PM (3 hours ago)

g®▲Ðұ, Thursday, 15 March 2007 08:43 (seventeen years ago) link

one month passes...
so word is lo's in NYC tonite

wish we could meet up for a drink

-- Surmounter, Tuesday, May 8, 2007 7:48 PM (Yesterday)

LOFAP

-- Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Tuesday, May 8, 2007 8:22 PM (Yesterday)

lo not gonna happen

-- estela, Tuesday, May 8, 2007 8:31 PM (Yesterday)

jaymc, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 21:57 (sixteen years ago) link

" later i dated sad-looking boys with prominent ribcages and said dreadful things to them. "

I love them all, but I do love this one, it has that estela thing about it. You know what, her gossamer light rapier thrusts, which are like being impaled by a summer breeze, would be well accompanied by a little cartoon.

moley, Friday, 11 May 2007 09:53 (sixteen years ago) link

two months pass...

the girl is made of gold

akm, Friday, 13 July 2007 04:54 (sixteen years ago) link

son of a bip still cracking me up

-- s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, November 6, 2006 4:04 AM (8 months ago) Bookmark Link

s1ocki, Friday, 13 July 2007 05:06 (sixteen years ago) link

my life, in a nutshell:

Boys often like crazy girls when they first meet them but then later the boys gets tired of all the craziness and shout jeeringly at the girls that they are crazy.
-- estela (estelaisale...) (webmail), July 10th, 2003 1:16 AM. (estela) (later)

^@^, Friday, 13 July 2007 11:21 (sixteen years ago) link

estala is all-time awesome

rrrobyn, Friday, 13 July 2007 13:14 (sixteen years ago) link

two months pass...

i think she should write children's books

^@^, Thursday, 13 September 2007 12:55 (sixteen years ago) link

an incomplete database is no good though. i must go on!

-- modestmickey, Thursday, March 29, 2007 10:28 PM (5 months ago) Bookmark Link
all you ever do is go on

-- estela, Thursday, March 29, 2007 10:29 PM (5 months ago) Bookmark Link

deej, Friday, 14 September 2007 20:12 (sixteen years ago) link

Did anyone else go to high school with a porn star?

among others on the thread.

W4LTER, Friday, 21 September 2007 05:50 (sixteen years ago) link

high score

strgn, Friday, 21 September 2007 06:21 (sixteen years ago) link

never seen misogyny put in its place w/ so much elegance.

strgn, Friday, 21 September 2007 06:51 (sixteen years ago) link

jordan sargent, i shake my head and my fist at you

jergïns, Friday, 21 September 2007 08:15 (sixteen years ago) link

estela haters are the lowest form of life

electricsound, Friday, 21 September 2007 11:40 (sixteen years ago) link

this just gets truer and truer and truer:

Boys often like crazy girls when they first meet them but then later the boys gets tired of all the craziness and shout jeeringly at the girls that they are crazy.
-- estela (estelaisale...) (webmail), July 10th, 2003 1:16 AM. (estela) (later)

^@^, Friday, 21 September 2007 13:14 (sixteen years ago) link

so very true indeed

carne asada, Friday, 21 September 2007 13:19 (sixteen years ago) link

indeed ;_;

sugarpants, Saturday, 22 September 2007 14:39 (sixteen years ago) link

should be on a tshirt

rrrobyn, Saturday, 22 September 2007 14:42 (sixteen years ago) link

one month passes...

have you stopped to think that if you find the right girl now you'll miss out on all the wrong girls.

-- estela, Tuesday, October 23, 2007 12:12 AM (24 minutes ago) Bookmark

rrrobyn, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 19:59 (sixteen years ago) link

just to update

rrrobyn, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 19:59 (sixteen years ago) link

haha i liked that too

deej, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 20:00 (sixteen years ago) link

that's not a post that's a proverb

carne asada, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 20:04 (sixteen years ago) link

does estela ever post to wdyll because i want to photoshop her onto a holy card

elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 20:12 (sixteen years ago) link

have you stopped to think that if you find the right girl now you'll miss out on all the wrong girls.

-- estela, Tuesday, October 23, 2007 12:12 AM (24 minutes ago) Bookmark

best thing ever posted to ilx i think.

s1ocki, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 20:14 (sixteen years ago) link

nah her beauty is a mystery http://www.sitepoint.com/forums/images/smilies/spvalentines/heart_smiley.gif

chaki, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 20:15 (sixteen years ago) link

have you stopped to think that if you find the right girl now you'll miss out on all the wrong girls.

-- estela, Tuesday, October 23, 2007 12:12 AM (24 minutes ago) Bookmark

!

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 20:27 (sixteen years ago) link

wow.

chicago kevin, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 23:24 (sixteen years ago) link

Ffs easy on the triggers out there you nonblogreading buffoons

moyesery loves kompany (darraghmac), Saturday, 2 December 2017 20:04 (six years ago) link

Too late, del griffith is banned now

sonnet by a wite kid, "On Æolian Grief" (wins), Saturday, 2 December 2017 20:05 (six years ago) link

RIP

moyesery loves kompany (darraghmac), Saturday, 2 December 2017 20:06 (six years ago) link

this board sucks ever since I was banned

del griffith, Saturday, 2 December 2017 20:24 (six years ago) link

who even reads OPs anymore jeez

El Tomboto, Saturday, 2 December 2017 20:54 (six years ago) link

This is an ilx meme, for better or worse

New Jersey (treeship 2), Saturday, 2 December 2017 22:08 (six years ago) link

for worse, retire it

Men's Scarehouse - "You're gonna like the way you're shook." (m bison), Saturday, 2 December 2017 22:19 (six years ago) link

Estela’s sparse yet deadly presence on this board is like that of a crack sniper. I don’t see her for weeks, I wonder if she’s even alive, and then another body drops.

IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Sunday, 3 December 2017 13:08 (six years ago) link

Dorothy Snarker

moyesery loves kompany (darraghmac), Sunday, 3 December 2017 15:50 (six years ago) link

Not to reduce our hero to snark obv <3

moyesery loves kompany (darraghmac), Sunday, 3 December 2017 15:50 (six years ago) link

Wouldn't that epithet be redundant anyway

sonnet by a wite kid, "On Æolian Grief" (wins), Sunday, 3 December 2017 15:51 (six years ago) link

Muriel Snark would be my take tbh

imago, Sunday, 3 December 2017 15:52 (six years ago) link

Both valid

imago, Sunday, 3 December 2017 15:52 (six years ago) link

And both redundant

imago, Sunday, 3 December 2017 15:52 (six years ago) link

Just another day on the block lj

moyesery loves kompany (darraghmac), Sunday, 3 December 2017 15:53 (six years ago) link

three years pass...

appresh

grab bag cum trash bag (sic), Sunday, 28 February 2021 08:20 (three years ago) link

^^^

mookieproof, Sunday, 28 February 2021 08:35 (three years ago) link

nine months pass...

reddit’s shiny glamazon is a great claim to fame

― estela, Sunday, 5 December 2021 08:59 (six hours ago)

Goofy the Grifter (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 5 December 2021 15:26 (two years ago) link

one year passes...

missing estela!

scott seward, Monday, 23 October 2023 22:24 (five months ago) link


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