A question of hate

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Almost as good as Ortolan Buntings.

Matt (Matt), Saturday, 6 December 2003 02:47 (twenty years ago) link

Buntings...
they remind me of a dream of Wales being overrun by robot nazi-cat hybrids.

Dante-Cubed (Sean3), Sunday, 7 December 2003 08:08 (twenty years ago) link

three months pass...
HA! I would put anyone from VALHALA,HONOR is everything !

ronald young jr, Friday, 12 March 2004 03:03 (twenty years ago) link

To Mr Ronald Young Senior, Hotel Valhalla, Antibes
IN CONFIDENCE

Terribly sorry to bother you, old boy, but he’s out of bed again…

Rex (Rex), Friday, 12 March 2004 23:36 (twenty years ago) link

Hotel de Valhalla
06600 Antibes
France


To Mr Rex Waitrose
The Gelding's Whimsy
Nagshire

Re: Yours of 12/3/04

Dear Mr Waitrose,

We have regretfully to inform you that Mr. Young, Sr., who, quite understandably, has taken to sleeping on our maids and kitchen staff, is no longer receiving confidential correspondence. Should you insist on wishing to inform him of anything, whatsoever, please address all future missives to the attention of Mlle Marie-Christine LeFevre (a quite comely laundress of whom he is enamored of late) and he can read it over her shoulder.

As to the bed shortage. Unfortunately the present government has seen fit to insult not only the Communist CTL (Confederation de Transporteur Litiers) but the moderate LM (Livreurs Matelassiers) both of whom are now, of course on strike...here in Antibes of all places!!! Thus we are still out of bed to provide our clients.

If, however, you feel the urge to visit us, please take advantage of our comfortable maids who will accord you a restful sleep and all the comforts one has come to expect from a French hostellry.

Veuillez agreer a mes sentiments distingues, etc....

Palamede de Mesdeux

Concierge (Hereward), Thursday, 18 March 2004 00:02 (twenty years ago) link

nine years pass...

With the benefit of hindsight, Hereward's finest hour.

Aimless, Sunday, 9 June 2013 01:07 (ten years ago) link


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