PENIS FOUND IN HOT DOG BUN!

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the 'cock and balls in frying pan (spiced)' has put me off gay porn dilettantism for like the next decade.

mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 9 March 2004 05:28 (twenty years ago) link

dr. finland's nuevo nuevo cuisine

mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 9 March 2004 05:31 (twenty years ago) link

wieners in boysenberry sauce

Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 9 March 2004 05:32 (twenty years ago) link

Did you just look at the "penis as food" section or did you check out the rest of the site?

Casuistry (Chris P), Tuesday, 9 March 2004 08:31 (twenty years ago) link

oh I checked out the rest of the site, including the 'what the fuck?' section!

teeny (teeny), Tuesday, 9 March 2004 13:31 (twenty years ago) link

yay gay porn!

teeny (teeny), Tuesday, 9 March 2004 13:31 (twenty years ago) link

seven months pass...
oh my god, how did i miss this thread, and accompanying website link

phil-two (phil-two), Thursday, 21 October 2004 05:39 (nineteen years ago) link

You're welcome. Kisses!

Casuistry (Chris P), Thursday, 21 October 2004 07:12 (nineteen years ago) link

one year passes...
gunh

kingfish cyclopean ice cream (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 25 July 2006 04:51 (seventeen years ago) link

I've tried this line before: "Excuse me miss, (pointing downward), look what I've 'found' in this hot dog bun!"

Never seems to work.

Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Tuesday, 25 July 2006 12:48 (seventeen years ago) link

you've obviously never registered the final K.O. of love with the line "yo don't make me ball park frank it!"

San Diva Gyna (and a Masala DOsaNUT on the side) (donut), Tuesday, 25 July 2006 15:35 (seventeen years ago) link

That website I linked to above is GONE thanks to Congress!

Casuistry (Chris P), Tuesday, 25 July 2006 20:12 (seventeen years ago) link

i miss smash!

david allen grier (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 25 July 2006 20:16 (seventeen years ago) link

We goaded a friend into making a cockdog the other day. The ketchup got everywhere. His brother was involved. Seriously, I've never laughed so hard in my life. Absolute agony.

Actually, his dick is pretty amazing. We once fed 2 quids worth of 10p's into his foreskin, and on another occasion, he inserted one of those baby-blue floral birthday-cake candles into his meatus, and he then proceeded to pull his foreskin up and over the entire lit candle and snuff the flame out. What a champion!!

ZOT! (davidcorp), Wednesday, 26 July 2006 03:09 (seventeen years ago) link

Actually, his dick is pretty amazing.... What a champion!!
Actually, his dick is pretty amazing.... What a champion!!
Actually, his dick is pretty amazing.... What a champion!!
Actually, his dick is pretty amazing.... What a champion!!
Actually, his dick is pretty amazing.... What a champion!!
Actually, his dick is pretty amazing.... What a champion!!
Actually, his dick is pretty amazing.... What a champion!!
Actually, his dick is pretty amazing.... What a champion!!
Actually, his dick is pretty amazing.... What a champion!!
Actually, his dick is pretty amazing.... What a champion!!
Actually, his dick is pretty amazing.... What a champion!!
Actually, his dick is pretty amazing.... What a champion!!
Actually, his dick is pretty amazing.... What a champion!!
Actually, his dick is pretty amazing.... What a champion!!
Actually, his dick is pretty amazing.... What a champion!!
Actually, his dick is pretty amazing.... What a champion!!
Actually, his dick is pretty amazing.... What a champion!!

Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Wednesday, 26 July 2006 03:25 (seventeen years ago) link

ZOT, where are the pictures?

Casuistry (Chris P), Wednesday, 26 July 2006 03:35 (seventeen years ago) link

Anyone know how to make Cum mousse?

wogan lenin (dog latin), Wednesday, 26 July 2006 07:53 (seventeen years ago) link

eleven years pass...

Hahahahahahahahahaga oh shit

ChrisGraveDiggerChauncey, Sunday, 22 October 2017 20:24 (six years ago) link

two years pass...

I see Olly Murs has reinvented the popcorn trick for the generation that doesn't want the popcorn trick.


https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/olly-murs-fans-disgusted-penis-21974521

Alba, Tuesday, 5 May 2020 11:32 (three years ago) link

hahahahahahahaha oops

DJP, Tuesday, 5 May 2020 13:33 (three years ago) link


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