Did anyone watch Grand Designs last night?

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I was concerned that that the house they built was terribley energy inefficient. Why do they need six toilets, if there are only two of them in the home?

jel, Thursday, 12 May 2005 07:34 (eighteen years ago) link

I would like to build my own house. I fear it would always be incomplete though.

jel, Thursday, 12 May 2005 07:34 (eighteen years ago) link

yes, i fear that i would be walking on planks for the rest of my life. there'd be a path from the door to the chair to the kitchen to the bathroom to the tv and the rest would remain rubular for ever.

> terribley energy inefficient.

rich people, i have decided, don't care. if they can afford the bills it's ok for them to use as much as they like, they feel. for all of us who bother to recycle there's someone like my boss who drives a hummer.

koogs (koogs), Thursday, 12 May 2005 09:05 (eighteen years ago) link

I saw it first time round. Really unpleasant tosspot people, very nice house. I'm not sure, but I think it would have cost them as much as the cooker to pull the wall down and do it properly, but they thought it was extortionate. It might have been more though. Who cares, they could afford it.

The other insufferable couple were the ones (well, come to think of it, they were all insufferable) who decided to build a New England clapboard (or whatever) house in Sussex and the bloke built his own fireplce and it looked like a bloody great Babapapa in the corner.

The only ones who weren't entirely insufferable were that Pet Shop Boys bloke and his boyfriend and they were only bearable because they were subjected to homophobia (or so they thought, sadly we didn't get to see any of it).

I would like just a little wooden house.

PJ Miller (PJ Miller), Thursday, 12 May 2005 09:47 (eighteen years ago) link

I remember the New England house in Sussex from last year. That couple made me seethe - especially when the lady described one area as a 'meditation room'.

The folks who renovated the 19th C. house in Leith were nice.

robster (robster), Thursday, 12 May 2005 09:53 (eighteen years ago) link

"C. house" would be appropriate terminology for the kind of people who go on these programmes.

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Thursday, 12 May 2005 09:56 (eighteen years ago) link

Is that the couple who were climbers Rob? I liked them, they were nice.

I also remember a guy who made a house out of straw in France? He was a nice down to earth chap, and his house ended up looking grebt.

Rumpie, Thursday, 12 May 2005 10:05 (eighteen years ago) link

I'm all for having a few mod cons in the kitchen, but a £34,000 COOKER? That's not even funny, it's a disgusting, excessive display of wealth that made me sick.

AND a dumb waiter - not only that but a HEATED dumb waiter!!!

Huey (Huey), Thursday, 12 May 2005 10:36 (eighteen years ago) link

Yeah, the climbers. They had a nailgun that went through STEEL.

robster (robster), Thursday, 12 May 2005 10:40 (eighteen years ago) link

You're thinking of the Three Little Pigs, Rumpie.

Next week, a foolish man builds his house upon the sands.

I missed the ones with nice people, I was in a state of seethe.

PJ Miller (PJ Miller), Thursday, 12 May 2005 10:43 (eighteen years ago) link

The climbers were great. I loved the way they seemd to treat the whole exercise as one big excuse to hang off the side of the building at precarious angles.

RickyT (RickyT), Thursday, 12 May 2005 10:48 (eighteen years ago) link

What's the update on the house? How much did they spend on resolving the issue of the mismatched brickwork? Are they divorced?

Dave B (daveb), Thursday, 12 May 2005 10:50 (eighteen years ago) link

Not divorced yet, but he's definitely having an affair.

Rumpy Pumpkin, Thursday, 12 May 2005 11:00 (eighteen years ago) link

The council suggested they got someone in to tint the bricks. Which was objected to by the LFO. The police were called to enforce the councils decision. When presenter chappy asked if they wished they'd given in to start with they said no cos it would have been too expensive. 'Too expensive?','yes, it would have cost about £30,000'. Sadly no news on whether the £34,000 cooker was in working order yet.

RickyT (RickyT), Thursday, 12 May 2005 11:12 (eighteen years ago) link

much as i hated the couple the footage of the LFO meeting was hysterical. "so do you want the wall torn down?" - "no, thats not good enough because it shouldn't have been there in the first place". I'm surprised that people liked this weeks house though, i just thought it that kind of kind of good taste that can be bought, utterly uninpired. The tall atrium/dining space looked just like a meeting room in a corporate office space mixed with the communal area in bad girls.

jed_ (jed), Thursday, 12 May 2005 11:43 (eighteen years ago) link

I didn't think much

RJG (RJG), Thursday, 12 May 2005 12:10 (eighteen years ago) link

What does the F stand for in LFO?

PJ Miller (PJ Miller), Thursday, 12 May 2005 12:22 (eighteen years ago) link

festival

RJG (RJG), Thursday, 12 May 2005 12:22 (eighteen years ago) link

or funkie

RJG (RJG), Thursday, 12 May 2005 12:23 (eighteen years ago) link

or frequency

RJG (RJG), Thursday, 12 May 2005 12:24 (eighteen years ago) link

five months pass...
Last nights was a weepie. The old woman got visibly frailer as the time went on. I was beginning to think it would end with Kevin solemnly saying "Sadly she never got to see the completed house," cause it over-ran by fucking months.

And then they conned her out of £300000.

Very poor.

Rumpie, Thursday, 20 October 2005 11:37 (eighteen years ago) link

I saw the episdoe on More4 last night, in which a hideous couple with appalling taste built a huge, modern house (he liked modern design) on a Spanish hillside and then decorated in a finca style (she hated modern design). The modern bits weren't properly modern and the finca stuff looked extremely plasticky and fake. Yuk yuk yuk. They also had a round swimming pool with a slide down the hill linking it to an olympic-size swimming pool. Kev did not disguise his horror, and was even bitchier to camera when the couple were not around.

Mädchen (Madchen), Thursday, 20 October 2005 11:54 (eighteen years ago) link

Missed it because I gave up on TV at 8pm and finally watched my free Guardian DVD of the Madness of King George.

Did anyone else see that "How To Rescue A House" on BBC2 earlier in the evening? THat was even sadder? It was supposed to be about buying and restoring derelict listed properties. And in the end, the couple missed out on the house they fell in love with because it was sold to a developer who was going to use the land to build TEN NEW HOUSES and not bother with restoring the listed house.

Paranoid Spice (kate), Thursday, 20 October 2005 12:19 (eighteen years ago) link

i liked Tom Watkins big gay white cube

Britain's Obtusest Shepherd (Alan), Thursday, 20 October 2005 12:20 (eighteen years ago) link

Ah! The big gay white cube on the beach? I remember that one!

Paranoid Spice (kate), Thursday, 20 October 2005 12:27 (eighteen years ago) link

I didn't like the huge copper roof on last night's Grand Designs - like the presenter said, *now* it goes really well with the terracotta-coloured exterior, but it won't do in twenty years' time when it's bright green.

Forest Pines (ForestPines), Thursday, 20 October 2005 12:30 (eighteen years ago) link

he's got a name and that name is KEVIN do you hear!!!

Kev, Thursday, 20 October 2005 12:33 (eighteen years ago) link

conned her? I don't think you watched it, did you?

RJG (RJG), Thursday, 20 October 2005 12:40 (eighteen years ago) link

Sounded like a con to me.

Chewshabadoo (Chewshabadoo), Thursday, 20 October 2005 12:49 (eighteen years ago) link

okay

RJG (RJG), Thursday, 20 October 2005 12:51 (eighteen years ago) link

Okay, maybe didn't con her as such, they merely estimated the cost of the house at 200 thousand and it ended up costing well over 400 thousand. She was very uncomplaining.

Rumpie, Thursday, 20 October 2005 13:41 (eighteen years ago) link

five months pass...
a house on a loch with two small children in the house and one on the way? good thinking. at least they boxed in that staircase.

koogs (koogs), Friday, 7 April 2006 09:50 (eighteen years ago) link

God, I miss telly.

Did Kevin look supercilliously at them, and point this out?

Bernard Sumner's Girlfriend (kate), Friday, 7 April 2006 09:52 (eighteen years ago) link

he was too busy gushing about the scenary. (does it really look like that in scotland? i had a suspicion they were using coloured filters on the camera).

they also seemed to have dumbed the program down a lot. in the first series they'd've explaned how the laser guided plumbline thing worked. see also: scrapheap challenge.

koogs (koogs), Friday, 7 April 2006 10:03 (eighteen years ago) link

Laser Guided Plumbline. Is that the new Spiritualized bootleg that's doing the rounds? ;-)

Bernard Sumner's Girlfriend (kate), Friday, 7 April 2006 10:07 (eighteen years ago) link

a house on a loch with two small children in the house and one on the way? good thinking. at least they boxed in that staircase.

i dont get it

ambrose (ambrose), Friday, 7 April 2006 10:19 (eighteen years ago) link

small children + water = risk of drowning

they also had a space age staircase of glass planks poking out of the wall (cantilevered) and it looked like they were going to have no banister for a while. in the end they had a glass wall boxing the stairs in in place of a banister and (hopefully) stopping young children from falling off the sides and caving their heads in.

the aquarium was impressive.

and the laser plumbline was more of a laser measuring thing complete with it's own tripod, for locating walls and beams and stuff to within a 3mm tolerance (which sounded low but which is quite high for this kind of stuff)

koogs (koogs), Friday, 7 April 2006 10:45 (eighteen years ago) link

surely small children grow up near water all over the place? rivers, lakes, sea etc? unless the birth rate plummets in seaside towns

ambrose (ambrose), Friday, 7 April 2006 10:50 (eighteen years ago) link

Yes, you kind of learn - after being repeatedly shouted at by your parents - not to go near the river/lake (both of which I've had in houses where I was growing up.

The staircase without a ballustrade I find more worrying, though. I'm an adult, and I'd have THE FEAR walking up one.

Bernard's Summer Girlfriend (kate), Friday, 7 April 2006 10:55 (eighteen years ago) link

Where was that place - despite going on about it's remoteness and breathtaking beauty I'm sure I could hear traffic and see houses in the distance. I liked the house though. Just about my perfect size. I'm going to put in an offer,

Ned T.Rifle (nedtrifle), Friday, 7 April 2006 11:51 (eighteen years ago) link

Sometimes when my bus gets diverted I get to go past the one in Peckham where a really pleasant couple built a fantastic one-storey house, with a magic retractable roof on ballbearings, in an unlikely plot. They've been working on the front, extending it I think. Bless them.

Tim (Tim), Saturday, 8 April 2006 08:52 (eighteen years ago) link

five months pass...
Just noticed the house in Peckham is part of the RIBA open house day in London. I'm going for a good ol nose around and to see those pods and the retractable roof.
Just found this too when doing a search for their house www.peckhamhouse.com I can't believe the size of the plot they started with.

jaussie (jaussie), Monday, 11 September 2006 07:50 (seventeen years ago) link

one year passes...

saw the second of the Castleford regeneration programs last night (missed the first). was depressing. people not listening to people, vandalism, bribery, ugly monoliths...

http://www.channel4.com/4homes/on-tv/kevin-s-big-town-plan/?intcmp=docpage_box3

koogs, Wednesday, 20 August 2008 17:22 (fifteen years ago) link

four years pass...

this motherfucker tonight made my blood boil, i fervently hope he's penniless, miserable alone and itchy tonight wherever the fuck he is

Randy Carol (darraghmac), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 23:24 (eleven years ago) link

just awful. kevin mcloud is a better man than me.

jed_, Wednesday, 12 September 2012 23:26 (eleven years ago) link

awful awful awful, right down to the martyred siege mentality so prevalent amongst the most shining examples of celtic tiger idiocy. I couldn't even enjoy the inevitable, seething as i was in a mental red mist of 'I'M PAYING FOR THIS YOU PRICK I'M PAYING FOR THIS YOU PRICK' i may write to the producers demanding a less sympathetic summation from a finnish economist

Randy Carol (darraghmac), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 23:36 (eleven years ago) link

three weeks pass...

the irish guy was a bit ridic - basically eschewing plans and drawings in favour of blarney.

i did like the plywood box house, specifically the way they had a laser cutter on site and could tweak things as required (fortunately given that they'd overlooked stuff. lol, fine art students...)

his sunday night show is a bit of fluff though, the kind of thing dick strawbridge would present...

koogs, Wednesday, 3 October 2012 14:42 (eleven years ago) link

otm the plywood was neat

Randy Carol (darraghmac), Wednesday, 3 October 2012 23:32 (eleven years ago) link

sunday night show is increasingly icky. dogshit and deer brains tonight.

koogs, Sunday, 7 October 2012 21:16 (eleven years ago) link

horrible woman

koogs, Thursday, 11 October 2012 18:59 (eleven years ago) link

(also My Floating Home)

koogs, Thursday, 14 October 2021 05:36 (two years ago) link

5 minutes into yesterday's and the guy seems like a cock

koogs, Thursday, 14 October 2021 18:28 (two years ago) link

No double entendre but he grew on me

fix up luke shawp (darraghmac), Thursday, 14 October 2021 19:15 (two years ago) link

yeah.

nice enough house but fuck a pointless cantilever.

koogs, Thursday, 14 October 2021 19:17 (two years ago) link

tinie tempah doing a good job on Extraordinary Extensions despite the odd premise - he seems to know his stuff and is affable. quite fetching pink titles too.

koogs, Thursday, 21 October 2021 09:51 (two years ago) link

one month passes...

Rotten pick for house of the year

fix up luke shawp (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 December 2021 21:58 (two years ago) link

watched this last night and, yeah, the winner seemed to be really nothing special.

liked the one in the scottish highlands, or would've if they'd've just left it as the one long part and not added the two other wings.
(wasn't that featured on the short lived show about prefabs that ch4 did, with the presenter who died before the series was finished?)

koogs, Friday, 10 December 2021 14:03 (two years ago) link

It was on at least one other show but im going to haev to check re the specifics

fix up luke shawp (darraghmac), Friday, 10 December 2021 15:59 (two years ago) link

eight months pass...

new series tonight.

koogs, Wednesday, 31 August 2022 07:30 (one year ago) link

(australian series on thursday as well, a contiuation of the fashion of more4 showing aus versions of all the english favourites: big brother, bake off, married at first sight, lego challenge...)

koogs, Wednesday, 31 August 2022 07:32 (one year ago) link

watching this now. 5 minutes in: "it'll be a nightmare if it costs that much"...

koogs, Saturday, 3 September 2022 19:40 (one year ago) link

30 minutes in and the Latvian constructors have taken the money and run.

koogs, Saturday, 3 September 2022 19:58 (one year ago) link

and the entire thing done for 2 people, one of whom works away for months at a time.

koogs, Saturday, 3 September 2022 20:24 (one year ago) link

australian show was better last week - quadraplegic making a single-level earth house.

but the uk one this week more up my street - modular

koogs, Thursday, 8 September 2022 17:19 (one year ago) link

Thought postman Kevin was Russ Abbott at the start there

kinder, Thursday, 8 September 2022 19:55 (one year ago) link

i have annoyed my other half by yelling "you're gonna get live-ins" at every shot of a shed on a truck

kinder, Thursday, 8 September 2022 20:19 (one year ago) link

eight months pass...

Kevin enthuses about a bronze light switch that you can toggle with your elbow. but it sticks out about an inch and it's going to catch on everything for years to come.

koogs, Wednesday, 7 June 2023 19:26 (ten months ago) link

seven months pass...

Love it when Kevin McCloud is like "great architecture can change the world, it can light up our hearts, a home can show us how to love & how to live" at the start of Grand Designs & then the episode is about the cruelest & most delusional man you've ever seen in your entire life

— Mike Townsend (@townsendyesmate) January 6, 2024

emishi sun hack (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 7 January 2024 14:31 (three months ago) link


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