Funniest possible things to say during moment of climax.

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"Dammit mom, you sure are a goer!"

Hick (Cozen), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:10 (seventeen years ago) link

"What winged phallus? You're thinking of Dan!"

mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:10 (seventeen years ago) link

"you have deprrived me ohf my esssssence"

gabriel (gabe), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:10 (seventeen years ago) link

'And here I thought that you were too ugly for me to climax'
'Man your battlestations! Batton down the hatches!'
'OMG, what's going on? What's this sensation?!'

oops (Oops), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:11 (seventeen years ago) link

"My preccccciiouuussssss.... unh."

mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:11 (seventeen years ago) link

'Is that it?'

ChristineSH (chrissie1068), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:11 (seventeen years ago) link

YOU'VE STOLEN MY SOOOOOOOOOOOOOULLLLLLLLLLLL

jess (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:12 (seventeen years ago) link

"Oh that got in your hair!"

Vic, Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:12 (seventeen years ago) link

WHO LET THE DOGS OUT

slutsky (slutsky), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:12 (seventeen years ago) link

"put the fuckin lotion in the basket."

Chris V. (Chris V), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:12 (seventeen years ago) link

If there is really no such place as the Vagina Hall of Fame, then someone must create one immediately.

C J (C J), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:12 (seventeen years ago) link

"We're gonna need a bigger boat"

James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:12 (seventeen years ago) link

"CAAAAAAAAN YOOOOU FEEEEEEEEL THE LOOOOOOOOOOVE TOOONIIIIIIIIGHT."

nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:13 (seventeen years ago) link

I don't think I've ever had any flan

jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:13 (seventeen years ago) link

"BEST. ORGASM. EVER. < /comic book guy voice>"

nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:14 (seventeen years ago) link

"...must...not...do...what...I...did...last...time...what? oh never mind"

dave q, Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:14 (seventeen years ago) link

I FEEL LOVE

slutsky (slutsky), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:14 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh no! Orgasm! Oh NO!!

Colin Meeder (Mert), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:15 (seventeen years ago) link

"cage goes in the water, i go in the water, SHARKS in the water"

jess (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:15 (seventeen years ago) link

'It's raining man!'

oops (Oops), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:15 (seventeen years ago) link

You've unleashed the fucking FURY!

Colin Meeder (Mert), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:16 (seventeen years ago) link

"I desperately need to acquire some bullpen help and possibly some speed. I think I could do this by trading from my strength positions, namely my RBI guys and starting pitchers..."

mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:16 (seventeen years ago) link

"Missed!"

Cozen (Cozen), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:16 (seventeen years ago) link

'George Kennedy was good in 'Cool Hand Luke', wasn't he?'

oops (Oops), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:16 (seventeen years ago) link

I HATE YOU RONALD REAGAN!

slutsky (slutsky), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:17 (seventeen years ago) link

"cue 'the living years'"

jess (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:18 (seventeen years ago) link

your vagina is extra wide.

Chris V. (Chris V), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:19 (seventeen years ago) link

'I'm gonna need those TCP reports on my desk by tomorrow'

oops (Oops), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:20 (seventeen years ago) link

"insane in the membrane! insane in the brain!"

jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:20 (seventeen years ago) link

"Oopsie."

Chris P (Chris P), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:21 (seventeen years ago) link

"Thank you for saving me! But the princess is in another castle!"

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:22 (seventeen years ago) link

"System Dynamics Model of the Dark Night of the Soul!!!"

Cozen (Cozen), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:22 (seventeen years ago) link

"Can we eat it?"

Mark C (Mark C), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:22 (seventeen years ago) link

"Lets. Push. Things. Forward."

James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:24 (seventeen years ago) link

"GIVE ME THAT BACK RIGHT NOW, BITCH!"

Chris P (Chris P), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:25 (seventeen years ago) link

"Calibrate me, Dick!"

slutsky (slutsky), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:26 (seventeen years ago) link

"You know, I hear the ending blows."

Charles McCain (Charles McCain), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:27 (seventeen years ago) link

"Do you take credit?"

mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:27 (seventeen years ago) link

"this is an introduction into sound"

James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:28 (seventeen years ago) link

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLL!!!!!!

nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:28 (seventeen years ago) link

I AM A WEREWOLF

gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:28 (seventeen years ago) link

"Stop that Geir!"

Mad Icky (Cozen), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:29 (seventeen years ago) link

"I want your skull! I need your skull!"

slutsky (slutsky), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:29 (seventeen years ago) link

"This one time, at bandcamp..."

Charles McCain (Charles McCain), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:29 (seventeen years ago) link

"Damnit, not on the keyboard!"

Charles McCain (Charles McCain), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:30 (seventeen years ago) link

"Godamn I love Elton John"

Chris V. (Chris V), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:30 (seventeen years ago) link

";-)"

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:31 (seventeen years ago) link

"I'm declaring a jihad on your vag."

Chris V. (Chris V), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:32 (seventeen years ago) link

"This is a ficticious orgasm from a ficticious president!"

Charles McCain (Charles McCain), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:35 (seventeen years ago) link

"It's what astronauts drink."

Carey (Carey), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:36 (seventeen years ago) link

no referrer, can't tell

sarahell, Friday, 3 July 2020 21:00 (four months ago) link

Hot dog!

calstars, Friday, 3 July 2020 21:01 (four months ago) link

Not hot dog

sarahell, Friday, 3 July 2020 21:01 (four months ago) link

Ten years gone!

calstars, Friday, 3 July 2020 21:04 (four months ago) link

Where's that confounded bridge?

Hideous Lump, Saturday, 4 July 2020 05:43 (four months ago) link

Take off the fruit, but guard the seed!

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 4 July 2020 05:59 (four months ago) link

there's a dog loose in the woods!

Anti-Cop Ponceortium (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 4 July 2020 06:09 (four months ago) link

denigrating this luxury avenue

assert (MatthewK), Saturday, 4 July 2020 06:32 (four months ago) link

three weeks pass...

"He was a very special man, an American Patriot, and great friend...I just got off..."

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 30 July 2020 23:34 (three months ago) link

lolz

Sonny Shamrock (Tom D.), Thursday, 30 July 2020 23:35 (three months ago) link

"Senator, you're no Jack Kennedy"

XVI Pedicabo eam (Neanderthal), Thursday, 30 July 2020 23:38 (three months ago) link

"We begin bombing in five minutes"

Sonny Shamrock (Tom D.), Thursday, 30 July 2020 23:41 (three months ago) link

“Balloon knot!”

calstars, Friday, 31 July 2020 12:09 (three months ago) link

Hands, face, space

Portsmouth Bubblejet, Friday, 31 July 2020 12:30 (three months ago) link

GHISLANE!

akm, Friday, 31 July 2020 17:26 (three months ago) link

two months pass...

Ah, middle age.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Saturday, 17 October 2020 11:16 (one month ago) link


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