The Dan Lacey Bandwidth-Abuse Thread

http://www.faithmouse.com/faithmouse-cartoon-1-large.jpg

faithmouse otm

Only God should be shoved up your ass!

http:///www.faithmouse.com/mitt-newt-primary-cartoon-medium.jpg

You had an extra slash at the front.

http://www.faithmouse.com/mitt-newt-primary-cartoon-medium.jpg

Dan, what's your issue with anal sex?

Issue number 7, the one with Bree Olson on the cover.

Could have gone to a much worse place with "issue," Dan. Thanks for the restraint.

Thanks for fixing the link, nickn. I completely revised that second Faithmouse cartoon, if anyone thought it looked different.

A new Faithmouse & Neverborn / Susan G Komen Foundation cartoon (NSFW)

Dan, can you join us over here? I'd love to get your take on the Kinkade legacy/method/philosophy
Defend the indefensible - Thomas Kinkade

http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2012/04/romney-nude-portrait-ebay.html

"His male identity and tool of procreation is a financially based instrument."

Lately I've been keeping a number of self-nudes up for auction on Ebay, and they've been doing well but my family is hesitant. The pivot point of respectability seems to be the penis. During the past month I decided to go pro-penis and the response from collectors has been positive.

http://www.faithmouse.com/jerry_sandusky_nude.jpg

yow

http://www.faithmouse.com/romney_pancake_stack.jpg

http://www.faithmouse.com/christ_romney_station_of_america.jpg

Dan how much for pancake Romney?

Ohh, so sorry, I auctioned that on ebay for...$29. However, I would be happy to paint a second version for you for 75, which is what I usually ask for a portrait with or without pancakes. I would throw in the second canvas, the pancake high hat which was the second part of the diptych. That,or I would be happy to sell you a canvas print of both sections for 20, plus 3 for shipping.

http://www.faithmouse.com/mitt_romney_rafalca_olympics.jpg

NSFW Black Dahlia Nude Pancake Painting #1

NSFW Black Dahlia Nude Pancake Painting #2

The first Dahlia painting was in a show at the Antebellum Gallery in Hollywood today.

Gettin' a little dark there, Dan.

Yes, but look how happy Romney is.

Painty, painty

http://www.faithmouse.com/paul_ryan_lbj_painting.jpg
http://faithmouse.com/mars_curiosity_rover_pancake.jpg
http://faithmouse.com/two_paintings.jpg
http://www.faithmouse.com/jabba-the-hut-pancake.jpg

is that charles m schulz with the dog in the deadmau5 painting?

Ray Bradbury. Maybe I need to give him a copy of the Martian Chronicles.

http://www.faithmouse.com/paul_ryan_ayn_rand_painting.jpg

Man that's cool. Grotesque, but cool.

Dan what is your opinion on the new The Darkness album cover?

I would say that its best to create music that is relevant to the times, but pancakes are good at any time no matter how they are presented, which is why I approve of the cover if not necessarily the retro rock.
Also, 2009 or so - NSFW sort of

On top of the news there Dan

http://www.faithmouse.com/prince-harry-nude-billiards.jpg

http://www.faithmouse.com/todd_akin_for_pancakes.jpg

legitimate

http://www.faithmouse.com/obama_convention_hurricane_unicorn.jpg

http://www.faithmouse.com/jesus_obama_divine_gay_mercy.jpg

http://www.faithmouse.com/the_master.jpg

love it.

http://www.faithmouse.com/the_master_pancake_1.jpg
http://www.faithmouse.com/the_master_pancake_2.jpg
http://www.faithmouse.com/the_master_pancake_3.jpg

http://www.faithmouse.com/obama_pancake_drone.jpg

http://www.faithmouse.com/sir_alex_ferguson_unicorn_art.jpg

http://www.faithmouse.com/amy_winehouse_jazz_painting.jpg

Any particular reason for Ferguson?

earlier in the week a bunch of ppl I know set up and/or started posting in this FB group Lovers of shit charity shop art

oddly enough they seem to have found several of Dan's paintings in UK charity shops as well as comparable 'seen by millions on the internet' gems like the one of Macho Man elbow dropping Jesus. good going guys

Cool, and thanks for the link. Which paintings of mine did they find in UK charity shops?
The Ferguson was a request, but I'm still waiting for the person to pay for it. It's 75, if anyone is interested.

ha sorry that was poorly pitched sarcasm, I was trying to suggest that they clearly hadn't found these artworks in charity shops at all and had in fact just seen them online

I've sold a lot of paintings to the UK; I wouldn't have been surprised.

lol

hey dan lacey are you familiar with:

✞ CHRISAGIS BROTHERS ✞ TRIBUTE THREAD ✞

????

Wow.

Yes, that could be a painting.

(1st page google result too)

Do they know about the Hensel twins?