rolling metal 2009 lols only critban

how much would it cost for cat cap to butthouse me en masse

apparently just the cost of admission

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fa9YS7bj9Wo

O_O

http://classifieds.thestranger.com/seattle/ViewAd?oid=oid%3A1323264

Ex-Mudslide Frontman Steve Thunderbolt seeks talented bassist and drummer to form a new heavy metal band

Ex-Mudslide Frontman the great Steve Thunderbolt seeks a talented bassist and drummer to form a new heavy metal band. I play rhythm and lead guitar and sing. I play thrash, black, and glam metal. The only band in the history of heavy metal who has ever attempted this was Celtic Frost. It failed because they were too much glam and not enough black and thrash metal. I am the other way around, in that I have more black and thrash metal songs than I do glam songs, but I do have blonde hair so I have a glam image. I have a 12 track recorder and have made numerous cds for Mudslide including "Secret Right to Rock and Roll Reloaded," "Dragonfly of Passion," "Hollywood and Vine," "Columbia City Theater Live," "Studio 7 Live," "The Central Saloon Live 1 and 2," "Station 56 Live," "Chai House Live," "Colortura," "Merkava," "Dark Prophet," and our last album, "In My Final Hours." I have a lot of gigging experience and have my own amps and equipment. Please be over 21 and under 45. Alcohol and drugs are fine except for heroin and crack, so if you are into heroin or crack please do not respond to this ad. All races are welcome except for blacks, so if you are black, pleae do not respond to this ad. I am not racist, it is a drug issue and a safety issue and I cannot have black people at my house. I live in Issaquah and use my house as a practice space. So if you wanna do something that's only been attempted once before in the entire history of music, email mudslider✧✧✧@gm✧✧✧.c✧✧ or call 425-306-9353. Belive me, where Celtic Frost failed, I will succeed.

"I'm not racist, Im just totally racist."

its amazing that "where celtic frost failed" has been stated and its NOT the most offensive thing in the paragraph

^

pleae

"but I do have blonde hair so I have a glam image"

travis ryan worked at the used record store near my house when he was in high school. he was the angriest clerk ever! i guess the bacon mask gave him really bad acne or something. the vegan burger at my local bar is named after the band.

should say "when I was in high school", he was maybe 5-10 years older

best drone/noise show i ever saw was his side project, i think it was called UMM iirc

UUM

preceded by UPSILON ACRUX and followed by SOUL JUNK ... all killer no filler.

i can't believe i missed seeing vegan black metal chef until today when a friend linked to it on fb. but of course it's in this thread already. i will pay more attention!
it is good.

hahaha i love "angriest clerk ever!"

that should have read "when I was in high school" not him

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRNf_72h2LE

i figured it was so

rolling metal brags: i'm playing with watain in may

cattle decapitation garbage pail kids cards!

Halehelter Airlines is conducting a poll to determine which Norwegian to memorialize on their planes. Current voting shows Øystein Aarseth to be in 1st place. Øystein Aarseth is better known as Euronymous, the founder of the Norwegian black metal band Mayhem. He was murdered by his band mate Varg Vikernes in 1993.

omg guys i cant believe i didnt post this

im working at a civil war house this summer, making their grounds into an arboretum, and a guy lives in a cottage on their cemetery grounds and maintains the cemetery - his name is PER OHLIN

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2ylqxdWCg1r73qq5o1_500.jpg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=542EmJfqD_I

am0n i've never before suggested that you obtain a late pass, but this is an appropriate time to do so

that gif has always bugged me because it denies abbath's encyclopedic knowledge of the natural world. the implication of ignorance bears no scrutiny

i know u hate it when black metal is mocked, esp immortal >_<

to atone, how about this
http://www.ugo.com/web-culture/worst-heavy-metal-tattoos

http://mimg.ugo.com/201201/0/0/8/216800/cuts/black-sabbath_528_poster.jpg

oh

i dont mind it being mocked, i mock it, its just not automatically humorous

oh bless his heart with the black sabbaht tat

we have 2 things to talk about and that is that randy blythe from lamb of god is going to prison for 10 years, and then http://www.avclub.com/articles/the-guy-who-punched-danzig-is-writing-a-book-about,81988/

My prisoner solidarity group will not be writing to Randy Blythe.

http://www.facebook.com/argentinumastrum

thats my band like us

not really a lol more of a shill

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQcGljqpfdg

oops wrong link hahaha

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7Y2DCIC3SU&feature=player_embedded#!

yes i

yes i

found on a GIS lol

http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/img-set/BQcDAAAAAwoDanBnAAAABC5vdXQKFlBvR0YzMDhKNEJHWlB2aG0tOXZQVHcAAAACaWQKAXgAAAAEc2l6ZQ.jpg

http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/39478351/Opeth+Croc.jpg

*astonished*

travis ryan is getting married tomorrow u_u
thread comes full circle

RIP

heaven needed a pro

heaven needed to be severely butthoused

jacob bannon from converge is auctioning off a puppet-style conversation with his right hand on ebay

jacob bannon from converge needs to be severely butthoused

i hate his appearance

thats such a lame thing to say but it is at least perfectly honest