Why is this crap bleeding into hip hop press?
The Billboard profile linked upthread notes that she's worked with hip-hop producers.
Also, you know, she's good for traffic, especially at sites that need to wring the tiniest drop of "news" out of anything crossing their transom in order to keep the post quotient high.
― maura, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 14:27 (twelve years ago) link
basically, ayo blogger idiots
― dayo, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 14:30 (twelve years ago) link
ok we're gonna do SOPA blackout day on Wednesday, and Lana Del Rey blackout day on Thursday aight
― some dude, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 14:40 (twelve years ago) link
raci- oh, blackOUT
nvrmind
― Bam! Orgasm explosion in your facehole. (DJP), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 14:41 (twelve years ago) link
truer words, etc
― maura, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 14:47 (twelve years ago) link
the "blogosphere" is long overdue an augean stables style cleanout imo
― irina-camelia begu (lex pretend), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 14:50 (twelve years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuPBYkfjWRc
― What We Did on Our POLLidays (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 15:43 (twelve years ago) link
the weekned
My days feel like them.
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 15:46 (twelve years ago) link
it worked!
― Little GTFO (contenderizer), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 18:46 (twelve years ago) link
http://cdn.hipsterrunoff.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/800/LANA-DEL-REY-BORN-TO-DIE-TANK.jpg
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 18:51 (twelve years ago) link
hahaha
― markers, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 18:52 (twelve years ago) link
http://images.fungopher.com/V/J/f/VJfIzgHbb/If-I-have-noone-to-huge-me-I-will-hug-myself-Envy-me.jpg
― some dude, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 18:52 (twelve years ago) link
has this been posted yet? http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxv8noTIc91qznxdwo1_1280.png?AWSAccessKeyId=AKIAJ6IHWSU3BX3X7X3Q&Expires=1326912789&Signature=3Rj%2FCZ1lXPiFggUEusGWqEWKG8Y%3D
― La Lechera, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 18:53 (twelve years ago) link
woah
― Trip Maker, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 18:54 (twelve years ago) link
the internet sure is amazing about noticing when two women wear vaguely similar clothing
― some dude, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 18:55 (twelve years ago) link
right down to the wiggy hair
― La Lechera, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 18:56 (twelve years ago) link
idgi! don't know who the person on the left is and don't see the resemblance anyway
/tuomas
― Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 18:57 (twelve years ago) link
it's the older sister from 16 candlestheir demeanor is really similar too, it's not just that picture
― La Lechera, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 18:58 (twelve years ago) link
― some dude, martes 17 de enero de 2012 13:55 (3 minutes ago)
― fauxmarc, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 19:02 (twelve years ago) link
at about 45 seconds in you can see her hand, and even their nails look the samethis isn't a CRITICISM or anything, just an observation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eq5NSAyQEtI&feature=relmfu
― La Lechera, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 19:03 (twelve years ago) link
wait if she really acts like that i could get into her, i should start paying attention
― fauxmarc, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 19:05 (twelve years ago) link
I think it is an apt comparison
― Trip Maker, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 19:08 (twelve years ago) link
I just brought up the similarity in my office and everyone was like YES! IT'S TRUE!
― Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 19:21 (twelve years ago) link
The muscle relaxants would completely explain her performing capabilities.
― Nicole, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 19:26 (twelve years ago) link
finally the connection between this thread and the long duk dong thread revealed
― some dude, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 19:29 (twelve years ago) link
Long Duk Del Ray
Wideo Games
― do you not like slouching? (Eazy), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 19:30 (twelve years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/OkkR7.png
― ⚓ (gr8080), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 19:33 (twelve years ago) link
^^^ twins
― Bam! Orgasm explosion in your facehole. (DJP), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 19:34 (twelve years ago) link
http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/imagebuzz/web03/2011/3/29/15/this-house-totally-looks-like-hitler-21587-1301425487-0.jpg
― omar little, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 19:55 (twelve years ago) link
Maura's response.
― lumber up, limbaugh down (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 19:57 (twelve years ago) link
When was the last time you heard an upstart male star denigrated as "manufactured"?
Maura, when you wrote this had you forgotten Justin Bieber existed?
― Bam! Orgasm explosion in your facehole. (DJP), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 20:00 (twelve years ago) link
bieber's whole thing was that he was the homegrown child prodigy who built a grassroots following on teh internet!
― some dude, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 20:01 (twelve years ago) link
i mean sure a swag coach had to manufacture his swag, but don't all of us need a swag coach now and again
― some dude, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 20:02 (twelve years ago) link
speak for yourself
― lumber up, limbaugh down (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 20:02 (twelve years ago) link
the future is karmin isn't it
― Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 20:03 (twelve years ago) link
a homegrown child prodigy who can't sing a note to save his life??????
― Bam! Orgasm explosion in your facehole. (DJP), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 20:03 (twelve years ago) link
first response hall of fame
http://www.bimbobeautiful.com/2011/12/video-games.html
― Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 20:04 (twelve years ago) link
okay I'm sorry for this derail but WHAT THE FUCK:
While searching for videos of a different singer, Scooter Braun, a former marketing executive of So So Def, clicked on one of Bieber's 2007 videos by accident.[16] Impressed, Braun tracked down the theater Bieber was performing in, located Bieber's school, and finally contacted Mallette. Mallette was reluctant because of Braun's Jewish religion; she remembered praying, "God, I gave him to you. You could send me a Christian man, a Christian label! ... you don’t want this Jewish kid to be Justin’s man, do you?"[16]
― Bam! Orgasm explosion in your facehole. (DJP), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 20:05 (twelve years ago) link
I wonder if Brian Williams remembers when this happened:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5RrLAgi_mBY
― polyphonic, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 20:07 (twelve years ago) link
i mean "bieber's whole thing" in terms of the narrative of his career, not the actual quality of his horrific music
― some dude, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 20:08 (twelve years ago) link
why would we listen to and talk about this singer when other artists exist?
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 20:09 (twelve years ago) link
those lips~~
― omar little, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 20:10 (twelve years ago) link
"I didn't know what to do so I thought I'd do a hoedown" is still the most hilarious response to getting caught lip-synching I've ever seen
― Bam! Orgasm explosion in your facehole. (DJP), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 20:12 (twelve years ago) link
i think vanilli said the same thing but "do a ho down" had a differrnet meaning in that context
― some dude, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 20:14 (twelve years ago) link
http://slog.cstv.com/extrainnings/DonHo.jpg
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 20:15 (twelve years ago) link
This strawman lurks around every LDR conversation. I've never really read an article that went into the manufacturing of the brand and why she's a fake and all that. Which would be a nice change of pace, rather than reading about how all these articles supposedly exist somewhere. An HRO post doesn't count.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 20:19 (twelve years ago) link
While searching for videos of a different singer, Scooter Braun, a former marketing executive of So So Def, clicked on one of Bieber's 2007 videos by accident.[16] Impressed, Braun tracked down the theater Bieber was performing in, located Bieber's school, and finally contacted Mallette. Mallette was reluctant because of Braun's Jewish religion; she remembered praying, "God, I gave him to you. You could send me a Christian man, a Christian label! ... you don’t want this Jewish kid to be Justin’s man, do you?"
Bieber's family has a real evangelical creeper vibe that seems not too far removed from the Phelps family.
― Nicole, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 20:21 (twelve years ago) link
the funny thing is now with everyone asking "she's on a major label, why didn't they get her singing lessons or make sure she was a more confident performer before she went on national TV?" it's almost like people want her to be MORE manufactured
― some dude, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 20:21 (twelve years ago) link
You mean manufactured better.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 20:25 (twelve years ago) link
well that's just because I, personally, really like her recorded output, so I figure if the label is going to insist she perform live, they invest to make her do a good job of it, so people don't see her and say "see? she sucks and you do too!". so it's just kind of a personal ego thing.
― akm, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 20:25 (twelve years ago) link