Invent interesting metaphors and similies for women's romantic novels.

He stiffened at the question. Awesome.

Smut redeemed.

I feel dirty.

It's true that this is not for the faint of heart.

I have one more in this section and then there will be two final panels until we reach our inevitable end: "Her mind was filled with sour thoughts."

Chapter 10
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Aside from the "possession" bit, that one is kind of sweet/lovely.

That was my intention -- the possession was for continuity, the rest (esp the stars) was because it was pretty.
Also, "disinfectant"

aspirin vs "pills" vs "travel pills"

Oh good! Yeah, that totally works. Yay!

These are really tremendous. Thanks so much!

Also, who is doing the possessing and who is being possessed? Unclear.

Hey, thanks!

These are really very beautiful. I would like to have them framed, going in order around a boudoir or dressing room tbh.

(First I'm going to need a dressing room, natch.)

I need to have the originals scanned at higher quality. I wonder if there is any benefit to squashing them between the pages of a book to prevent glue crinkle?

Two more after this btw.

This last one might be my favourite. You need to get these out, on tumblr at the very least! If you want help setting one up let me know. This just deserves to be seen by millions.

"She shattered into a million glowing stars" has been killing me all day

Hyperbolic nonsense. ;)

I'll think about what to do with them when I'm finished. Putting them here is hasty enough!
The last one is in my top 2 favorites too. I had been looking forward to using that page.

Laurel ;-D

@LL fair enough, I'm just expressing how much in awe I am of your creations here. Staggering.

Oh man, thanks. I appreciate it. For real!

Chapter 11, next one is the end because every story must come to an end.

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lots of background text on this one, sorry if it's illegible

The end, thanks for reading,

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This last one is probably my favorite juxtaposition of words and images.

*claps wildly*

lots of background text on this one, sorry if it's illegible

The background is perfect on this one.

Thanks! I feel like the last two have hit me with a ton of bricks.
I emailed the contest again btw Jenny.

I keep worrying that there is a spelling error in one of these. That would be the worst. I check and recheck and check again but you know how that can be.

I realize that I am basically talking to myself here, but today was the day I went back to the thrift store that had #79 of the Encyclopedia of the Human Body and Mind to see if there was anything else there that inspired me. I went all around the books section, found a great book with huge pictures of baby animals, and then I saw the OTHER magazine rack with like 20 more installments of the encyclopedia. I bought them all, total expenditure $7. I anticipate many more hours of pointless typing, cutting, and glueing in my future.

(I put the baby animal picture book back because I didn't want to carry it home on the ~ 2 mi walk in the snow) The end.

These are mad awesome.

^^ otm

Yes. I wish I was wealthy enough to offer you a book deal LL, I really do. I've said it before and at the risk of tiring you doing so again: you need to get these out there. In whatever shape or form. Spectacular.

Webmailed u!

I really appreciate the support. This thread will be updated with any future developments, of which there is possibly one currently in the works. If that woman ever writes back?!

Do I know anyone in Chicago who would loan me a fog machine?

Webmailed you just now with my email address, because webmail on here doesn't reach me (old address)

That woman knows you are waiting to hear from her and is going to email you! She said she answers emails on Sunday.

Alright then -- taking care of the situation. I have told enough people about this that I would be officially embarrassed if I didn't make it happen, so I will do the necessary legwork and hopefully find a fog machine. The rest is ready to go.

Also

--> I think I will take requests so if you have a romantic situation that you would like to be immortalized using official romance language and images from the marshall cavendish encyclopedia of the human body and mind, let me know. I can fix it up 4 u.

Update:

* I removed the images from view temporarily
* I did this because I am about to use them and I want to fix the ones that didn't scan properly
* How am I using them? For better or worse, I have entered (don't laugh) a contest that involves a reading and I plan to project the images while I read the text
* This takes place in one week
* I have been practicing, and I recorded the first half of it (just audio, that's all I'm worried about really)

So excited to attend this contest.

That is so cool! I'm sure you'll knock their socks off.

yaaaaaaay awesome, Amanda! wish i could come.

Thanks guys! I am pretty excited, trying not to get my hopes up and be cool. (This is hard for me since I always get my hopes up and am never cool)

I made another few little ones just for fun and framed them, but I don't really have any purpose for them yet. I guess I'll wait until some birthdays roll around?

Seriously I would have never even considered showing these to anyone unless someone had encouraged me, so thanks for real.

My birthday is in November. I am just saying.

Wow I seem to have missed a whole lot between the sandbox + now but this is seriously awesome + I'm so excited for you! Crossing fingers, but I know you won't need luck bcuz yr work will blow everyone away. This is great!

Did you arrange for a smoke machine? Or for some to video the performance for us ilxors? :)

Excited for this!

I have nixed the smoke machine as (1) I couldn't find one and (2) even if I did, it might obscure the images from being projected and (3) it has been suggested that that would be "too much" :(

If someone is going to record it, I would rather not know until it's over. I will say that it sounds better read out loud than I ever expected it to.

You will be great, you know it. My birthday's a week tomorrrow. Just sayin'. :D

Oh! Really?! I should have been able to figure that out from our birthday conversation the other night, but it's going on the calendar. I hope you like late birthday presents!

I hope you like late birthday presents!

That should clarify things.

Em -- I sent you a message.

I have been kind of a maniac with these again. I made a couple of little ones and put them in a frame, only one of them is facing the back because it's the thought behind the thought. You could also just reverse them if you want.

This is the outside
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I also made a Valentine!