THE ILM METAL POLL 2011 RESULTS (All lurkers/non metalheads welcome to join in!)

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Siegbran, Monday, 16 January 2012 23:34 (twelve years ago) link

you mean Holland?

Jimmy Riddle Orchestra (Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker), Monday, 16 January 2012 23:35 (twelve years ago) link

Wonder if any non metal folks have stuck around to listen to anything. Though I realise the albums at the top end of the poll will be of more interest, I'd still like to see their comments if they did check anything out. If you have and didn't like anything then dont give up! The poll is varied.

Jimmy Riddle Orchestra (Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 00:17 (twelve years ago) link

I didn't listen to anything because I'm non metal and just assume most of this stuff sounds like ass. I'm just checking in to see if LULU has shown up yet.

blood jessica shirt (some dude), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 00:23 (twelve years ago) link

judging by siegbran/mordys posts you should give Within Temptation a try

Jimmy Riddle Orchestra (Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 00:30 (twelve years ago) link

we have a loose definition of metal btw

Jimmy Riddle Orchestra (Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 00:33 (twelve years ago) link

and its a broad broad church full of sub-genres of sub-genres of sub-genres. So to dismiss it as 'ass' is silly. Even though I assume you were joking.

Jimmy Riddle Orchestra (Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 00:34 (twelve years ago) link

Damn it!! I should of voted... Weekend Nachos and Trap Them were my favs of the year and you guys have em that low?!?! whats wrong with you people?!? lol!!

SeanWayne, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 01:18 (twelve years ago) link

because guys with beards from hell forgot to vote or didn't reply to emails!

Jimmy Riddle Orchestra (Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 01:20 (twelve years ago) link

Hey mane long time no see!

xp

incredible shrinking man on euphonium (Drugs A. Money), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 01:20 (twelve years ago) link

Interested in what lesser known albums people want to place tomorrow (or highly rated albums they want to crash n burn).
Not many predicting what will go top 10. Go on stick your neck out !

Jimmy Riddle Orchestra (Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 01:21 (twelve years ago) link

just think that 12 months ago Hellbeard crashed into the poll

Jimmy Riddle Orchestra (Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 01:22 (twelve years ago) link

I'm a bad person, what do you want from me! lol!
I totally was looking foward to voting, and I got all your emails and heads up, I was just being, as some of you might say, a wanker.. lol!

SeanWayne, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 01:33 (twelve years ago) link

well we will forgive you if you hang around this week commenting on the albums as they roll out!
ps i bet you like within temptation ;)

Jimmy Riddle Orchestra (Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 01:35 (twelve years ago) link

hey whats up seanwayne! good to see you around here man

blurgh (jjjusten), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 01:37 (twelve years ago) link

NO! lol.. Chick singing and symphonic shit? is it metal or Celtic Women?

SeanWayne, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 01:40 (twelve years ago) link

whens the next Hellbeard album?

Jimmy Riddle Orchestra (Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 01:40 (twelve years ago) link

And thanks for te welcome back, folks... I didn't know I was missed! Cheers!

SeanWayne, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 01:41 (twelve years ago) link

Hellbeard hopes to record within the next few months probably an EP.. We've been down a while, one our guitarists had a apretty major surgery in October to repair the affectas of Bursidis, which is tendonitis for the ball and socket parts of your corpes.. They had to do some pretty major repairs to his shoulder, but they didn't go bionic, which we are all bummed about.. lol
So he is just now playing agian, so rehearsals shall commence shortly, hopefully in a few weeks.. We all have a shit ton of new material to sort through..

SeanWayne, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 01:44 (twelve years ago) link

you never did send Terrorizer your cd did you?

Jimmy Riddle Orchestra (Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 01:48 (twelve years ago) link

Ha!
No... total fail!

SeanWayne, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 01:54 (twelve years ago) link

you should still send it. Did you send one to Decibel? half of their writers are on ilm i think!

Jimmy Riddle Orchestra (Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 01:59 (twelve years ago) link

btw here is something to discuss. This band finished at #131 in this poll
http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/2012/jan/13/norway-top-music-prize
Dont know them at all tbh. Seen the name around but that's it.

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Music/Pix/pictures/2012/1/13/1326456111600/Taakes-Noregs-Vaapen-007.jpg
Controversial nomination … Norwegian band Taake have lyrics attacking Muslims

A notoriously "anti-Islamic" band has been nominated for Norway's top metal prize. Taake are one of six nominees for a prestigious Spellemann award, despite a song that declares: "To hell with Muhammad and the Muhammadans!"

"Norway will soon awaken!" read the lyrics to Orkan (Hurricane), on Taake's album Noregs Vaapen. The Spellemanns are Norway's equivalent of the Brits or the Grammys, and Noregs Vaapen is nominated for best metal album. Elsewhere on Orkan, singer Ørjan Stedjeberg refers to Muslims' "unforgivable customs" and calls for a new "kingdom" to "shine through [the] bad years, shame and Christian times".

Despite complaints, Spellemann officials defended the band's nomination. "We enjoy full freedom of expression in Norway and [our] jury is not going to censor content in any way," chairman Marte Thorsb told Aftenposten. But the Norwegian Humanist Association argues the lyrics go too far. Norway is still shaken from last summer's "anti-multiculturalist" attacks by Anders Breivik, which left 69 people dead. "In the aftermath of July 22nd [Taake's lyrics] are completely over the edge," said Didrik Søderlind. "I'd imagine Taake aren't particularly proud of these lyrics after Utøya."

Despite lyrics damning Muslims, Taake "do not encourage either violence or racism", Stedjeberg said. "Our view … is that it is shameful to adhere to Christianity or Islam." He also criticised the media for ignoring Taake's (relatively tame) lyrics about Christianity. "Taake has never been a political band," he said.

Stedjeberg's comments come less than four years after he painted a swastika on his chest for a Taake concert in Essen, Germany. In the outcry over that event, he again insisted Taake are "not a political Nazi band". "Our whole concept is built on provocation and anything evil- and death-related," he said.

The Spellemanns will be awarded on Saturday night.

Jimmy Riddle Orchestra (Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 02:25 (twelve years ago) link

oh and if anyone wants to check out youtubes of bands who may or may not have made it please go to ~ YOUTUBE COMPANION THREAD FOR ILM METAL POLL 2011
Also feel free to add stuff as others place here or if you just want ilxors to check out cool stuff.

Jimmy Riddle Orchestra (Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 02:38 (twelve years ago) link

I didn't vote for them xp

Mordy, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 03:08 (twelve years ago) link

7 people did.

Jimmy Riddle Orchestra (Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 03:29 (twelve years ago) link

i get the impression theyre anti-christian anti all religion. but someone who knows more about the band should chime in rather than my guessing

Jimmy Riddle Orchestra (Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 03:49 (twelve years ago) link

will post next one soon

Jimmy Riddle Orchestra (Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 12:19 (twelve years ago) link

Still catching up on yesterday's placings, and by catching up I mean listening to 3 you tubes of the respective albums.

Really dug Windhand, and flat out loved Red Fang! Thank you very much voters, lots to enjoy so far (I'm a non-metaller so this stuff is all new to my ears)

pandemic, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 12:38 (twelve years ago) link

hurrah, posts like that really makes it all worthwhile!

Jimmy Riddle Orchestra (Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 12:45 (twelve years ago) link

Glenn metal

Jimmy Riddle Orchestra (Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 13:05 (twelve years ago) link

hmmm ilx seems dead today.

Jimmy Riddle Orchestra (Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 13:22 (twelve years ago) link

hi

incredible shrinking man on euphonium (Drugs A. Money), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 13:28 (twelve years ago) link

hey! hoping for anything to place today? or are you just happy with yesterday momentous day?

Jimmy Riddle Orchestra (Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 13:28 (twelve years ago) link

uh I'm hoping for Hills to place today, a lot of the other stuff I voted for I am hoping will place higher

incredible shrinking man on euphonium (Drugs A. Money), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 13:39 (twelve years ago) link

Liked Trap Them a lot also.

pandemic, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 14:02 (twelve years ago) link

TIE
98. Ash Borer - Ash Borer (345 Points, 12 Votes)

http://www.lurkerspath.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Ash-Borer-Ash-Borer.jpg
http://www.last.fm/music/Ash+Borer

Black Metal from Arcata

98. Disma - Towards the Megalith (345 Points, 12 Votes)
http://www.hellbound.ca/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/disma-towards-the-megalith.jpg
http://www.last.fm/music/Disma
Disma was formed in January 2007 by guitarists Bill Venner( Incantation, Body of Christ) and Daryl Kahan (Abazagorath, Funebrarum, Assück etc) with the intention of creating some heavy and morbid Death Metal.

Jimmy Riddle Orchestra (Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 14:03 (twelve years ago) link

Aah but Agrypnie sorts out the men from the boys and I find myself a boy I'm afraid. Too much for my delicate sensibilities.

pandemic, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 14:04 (twelve years ago) link

spotify search for Ash Borer said "did you mean Ass Boner?" I knew it was a mistake for them to hire KJB

Jimmy Riddle Orchestra (Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 14:04 (twelve years ago) link

And the first Ash Borer trk I click on is 12 mins long. Oh well, lets give it a go.

pandemic, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 14:05 (twelve years ago) link

Heard good things about Disma (from lol Pitchfork I believe), so will have to check that one out...

good luck in your pyramid (Neil S), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 14:08 (twelve years ago) link

pitchfork has decided death metal is hip now?

Jimmy Riddle Orchestra (Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 14:09 (twelve years ago) link

think they were featured in their Show No Mercy column from a while back, which I always thought was a good read.

good luck in your pyramid (Neil S), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 14:11 (twelve years ago) link

Ash Borer another one of the ones I rated pretty highly last year. I suspect I am not going to be one of the core voters once the statscock comes into play.

Sugary pee is not normal (aldo), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 14:13 (twelve years ago) link

you never were!

Jimmy Riddle Orchestra (Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 14:18 (twelve years ago) link

Troo.

Sugary pee is not normal (aldo), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 14:34 (twelve years ago) link

97. Jesu - Ascension (346 Points, 11 Votes)
http://www.revolvermag.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Jesu-Ascension.jpg?9d7bd4
http://www.last.fm/music/jesu

Jesu (English pronunciation: /jeɪ-sʊ:/ yay-sue) is a band formed in 2003 in Abergele, Wales, United Kingdom by Justin Karl Broadrick following the breakup of Godflesh. Jesu was the name of the last song on the final Godflesh release, Hymns, and Broadrick decided to adopt it as the name of his new project.

Jesu have released most of their music on Hydra Head, a label that specializes in contemplative metal, but lately they've been recording for Calo Verde, the label founded by the Red House Painters' Mark Kozelek. Broadrick has cited the Red House Painters as an inspiration, and it's easy to see how those two could form a mutual admiration society. Jesu, especially on the new Ascension, do a pretty incredible job evoking the feeling of depression through music, its melodies buried under so many oceans of impossibly slow sound that you just barely notice they're there.

Jimmy Riddle Orchestra (Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 14:44 (twelve years ago) link

Haha, I forgot to vote for this.

Sugary pee is not normal (aldo), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 14:47 (twelve years ago) link

96. Arckanum - Helvitismyrkr (346 Points, 14 Votes)
http://i26.lulzimg.com/a720f2.jpg
Spotify
http://www.last.fm/music/Arckanum

Arckanum is a black metal band from Sweden. The band formed in 1992 and features Johan “Shamaatae” Lahger as sole member.

Arckanum is not a “pagan” black metal band. Johan “Shamaatae” Lahger is a practicing chaos-gnostic.

Jimmy Riddle Orchestra (Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 15:00 (twelve years ago) link


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