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Wants to be Joanna Newsom; is barely Kimya Dawson.

Let A Man Come In And Do The Cop Porn (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Monday, 16 January 2012 06:00 (twelve years ago) link

But I think there's also a lot of people who put a premium on "bands who can play their instruments" and the sacredness and raw energy of musicians and fans in a room together. And who categorically dismiss certain artists for supposedly not being able to achieve those things.

i wasn't doing that. must i spell everything out? i was actually saying on twitter y'day morning that a shitty live performance doesn't = worthless artist, and i'm fine with DLR being a total studio creation who hit upon one great song. but i don't see why that means i should defend that dreadful performance! especially as the manner in which she failed was totally at odds with her on-record appeal. ie, she totally butchered everything great about her own song.

t-swift sang very well when i saw her live show, though i don't think i defended her pitchy live tv performances either.

irina-camelia begu (lex pretend), Monday, 16 January 2012 10:07 (twelve years ago) link

I saw her on Jonathan Ross show.

how 'awful' was that one by comparison? (not a rhetorical Q)

Mark G, Monday, 16 January 2012 10:17 (twelve years ago) link

i just watched this again and the beginning of video games really isn't bad at all actually! she's just completely at sea

it's like she doesn't understand her own instrument or how to use it which is a shame because when properly protooled it works it's beguiling and unique

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 16 January 2012 12:21 (twelve years ago) link

haha god where do these accents she uses come from?? "a mill-ee-on yeaaaahhrs"

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 16 January 2012 12:26 (twelve years ago) link

it is crazy how the anti-anti-anti-backlash backlash to the anti-backlash goes with this person, even on a personal level..... like i am watching Blue Jeans again and rooting for her all over again because honestly she is just VERY BIZARRE, in a way that she seems not really in control of, as if there are at least three or four separate homunculi inside her attempting to incant the charm that will release them (none of them, as DJP notes, particularly communicating with the others)

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 16 January 2012 12:32 (twelve years ago) link

i think the 'live shows are real UNLIKE MUSIC VIDEOS' really is the point of that bit, though. i don't think there's really that many people, r*ckist or otherwise, who across the board go "live performance doesn't matter, it's irrelevant, recorded music is all there is."

― some dude, Monday, January 16, 2012 12:21 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark

good framing there, I do think that you have to treat an artist's live performance and her studio performance as two completely separate entities, one should have no bearing on the other. but I don't think that live performances are completely irrelevant either - if they're good, it can elevate your appreciation of the artist, if they're bad, move on, you still got the studio recording honey

dayo, Monday, 16 January 2012 12:42 (twelve years ago) link

if you're all "I really loved 'video games' but after that SNL performance I just don't know" then smh @ u

dayo, Monday, 16 January 2012 12:46 (twelve years ago) link

if you're all "I really loved 'video games'" then smh @ u

some dude, Monday, 16 January 2012 12:52 (twelve years ago) link

I really loved 'video games'

dayo, Monday, 16 January 2012 12:54 (twelve years ago) link

actually itunes tells me I've only played it 4 times, ever. I don't even know why I'm in this thread. actually I do know why. I saw '200 new answers' and thought 'I really need to have an opinion on this and share it with everybody.' ; )

dayo, Monday, 16 January 2012 12:55 (twelve years ago) link

haha

i have a friend who is having trouble being around a large percentage of her friends at the moment because of this video games song + that twilight book

(she sees the two as being closely related and articulated why really well, but i fear if i try and explain what she said i'll get sbanned-sexist-asshole)

Crackle Box, Monday, 16 January 2012 13:02 (twelve years ago) link

a live show or a recording will always have a bearing on the other things you've heard from that artist because they're coming from the same person, and it all comprises the constellation of things that swim up to the surface of your mind when you are reminded of them. i don't think people can or do compartmentalize these things! a (quasi) rockist position might be if del rey refused to do live shows on the basis that she wasn't very good at them, and said "PAH! she is thus lame". but she DID decide to do them. and you can't unsee it. at least not yet. i'm reminded of the time i went to see annie (the singer) at the tribeca grand with phil oh and some other people and what an unmasking-the-wizard kind of moment it was for us - this woman with a badass sound, schaffel beats etc turning up on the night with no stage presence whatsoever and a breathy voice you could barely hear

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 16 January 2012 13:03 (twelve years ago) link

it's like, OK, i still like "chewing gum" but the excitement and desire and ravenous craving i feel for pop stars i've fallen for was just halted in its tracks, it was like that moment when you're on E when suddenly you realize you're not quite as high as you were the moment before

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 16 January 2012 13:08 (twelve years ago) link

the impulse is natural, yeah, but I think it's one that can be easily unlearned. like, I still love all of taylor swift's albums even though I've seen the shitty performance youtubes and that awful music video with the fake donkey. I guess I'm good at compartmentalizing.

dayo, Monday, 16 January 2012 13:09 (twelve years ago) link

RIP Annie (From Norway)

some dude, Monday, 16 January 2012 13:09 (twelve years ago) link

Annie (from Norway) not many have heard her but those who did all voted for her in the ILM EOY Poll.

Jimmy Riddle Orchestra (Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker), Monday, 16 January 2012 13:11 (twelve years ago) link

if you're all "I really loved 'video games' but after that SNL performance I just don't know" then smh @ u

is anyone saying this? who are you arguing against?

irina-camelia begu (lex pretend), Monday, 16 January 2012 13:13 (twelve years ago) link

and then the Velvet underground got involved.

Mark G, Monday, 16 January 2012 13:14 (twelve years ago) link

I do think, and some people have been making this argument itt, that live performances today are important as a primary source of revenue, so if it leaks that you got an all-around terrible show then you probably should try to make sure your studio songs are really really good (which yono dil roy has not done, it seems). not like people will buy those albums anyway! what happens when the fader blog hit adsense google stream dries up? don't quit your day job! hence my 'metasnark' upthread about her selling a lot of albums.

dayo, Monday, 16 January 2012 13:16 (twelve years ago) link

que?

if she dedicated the song to gwbush and spent half the performance sobbing would that affect your appreciation of the song?

Crackle Box, Monday, 16 January 2012 13:17 (twelve years ago) link

what's funny is that DLR of all people could probably afford to go the "mystique" route and refuse to perform live

irina-camelia begu (lex pretend), Monday, 16 January 2012 13:17 (twelve years ago) link

ln dl ry went out with george w bush?

dayo, Monday, 16 January 2012 13:19 (twelve years ago) link

but in all honesty? nope

dayo, Monday, 16 January 2012 13:20 (twelve years ago) link

what happens when the fader blog hit adsense google stream dries up?

one of the more plaintive and existential questions i've encountered lately

with a few adjustments it could make a good lyric

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 16 January 2012 13:21 (twelve years ago) link

lana del rey to perform her hit song "fader blog hit adsense google stream" on saturday night live

dayo, Monday, 16 January 2012 13:22 (twelve years ago) link

I do think, and some people have been making this argument itt, that live performances today are important as a primary source of revenue, so if it leaks that you got an all-around terrible show then you probably should try to make sure your studio songs are really really good (which yono dil roy has not done, it seems). not like people will buy those albums anyway! what happens when the fader blog hit adsense google stream dries up? don't quit your day job! hence my 'metasnark' upthread about her selling a lot of albums.

― dayo, Monday, January 16, 2012 8:16 AM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

is there ANYONE out there who can't sell tickets because despite people liking their albums because they have a rep as a lousy live act? never heard anything about Cat Power playing to an empty room (except maybe by the end of the set).

some dude, Monday, 16 January 2012 13:23 (twelve years ago) link

cat power probably sells tickets /because/ she of her horrible live show rep, not in spite of it?

dayo, Monday, 16 January 2012 13:25 (twelve years ago) link

totally going to this cat power show tonight because she might freak out and pet a squirrel

dayo, Monday, 16 January 2012 13:26 (twelve years ago) link

Ditti Amy en passim, PDoherty, etc.

Mark G, Monday, 16 January 2012 13:26 (twelve years ago) link

"Hey let's go to the show tonight, it might be crap wheeee!"

vs

"The records are dull, but they're always entertaining live"

vs

... um, forgot the point i was making.

Mark G, Monday, 16 January 2012 13:27 (twelve years ago) link

I mean yeah if you've got a fader blog post about you and you're playing in NYC you'll probably be okay. but how many artists can turn that into a consistent revenue-stream through nationwide touring? idk, I'm not an artist and most of the acts I've gone to see live, I've done so because of their reps as being really great live.

dayo, Monday, 16 January 2012 13:28 (twelve years ago) link

oh yeah: Can't think of one. Unless GG Allin counts.

Mark G, Monday, 16 January 2012 13:28 (twelve years ago) link

i wasn't doing that. must i spell everything out?

Of course you weren't. You're the last person I would expect to do that.

Listen, I wasn't even paying attention to whatever point you were making! While skimming the thread, I just happened to notice a question ("what makes live shows rockist?") and decided to respond!

Girl I want to take you to a JBR (jaymc), Monday, 16 January 2012 13:33 (twelve years ago) link

I mean yeah if you've got a fader blog post about you and you're playing in NYC you'll probably be okay. but how many artists can turn that into a consistent revenue-stream through nationwide touring? idk, I'm not an artist and most of the acts I've gone to see live, I've done so because of their reps as being really great live.

― dayo, Monday, January 16, 2012 8:28 AM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

well yeah of course you're gonna go see people you think are good live or have heard are good live. but seriously -- a TON of popular recording acts are in some way or another objectively terrible live performers (but not in a trainwreck Cat Power type way, just lame/boring/etc.) but afaict as long as their albums are well regarded they never have to worry about selling tickets. sure, it might cost them the occasional big festival or slow down their ascent to bigger venues, but in general it seems like the "being shitty live is always bad for business" concept has its limits.

some dude, Monday, 16 January 2012 13:40 (twelve years ago) link

watched the snl performance last night. laughed my ass off. its very sweet that some people walked away feeling sympathetic or protective or whatever, but whoooo

da croupier, Monday, 16 January 2012 13:42 (twelve years ago) link

whether she winds up a flash in the pan or singing the next bond theme or both, only time will tell

da croupier, Monday, 16 January 2012 13:45 (twelve years ago) link

well yeah of course you're gonna go see people you think are good live or have heard are good live. but seriously -- a TON of popular recording acts are in some way or another objectively terrible live performers (but not in a trainwreck Cat Power type way, just lame/boring/etc.) but afaict as long as their albums are well regarded they never have to worry about selling tickets. sure, it might cost them the occasional big festival or slow down their ascent to bigger venues, but in general it seems like the "being shitty live is always bad for business" concept has its limits.

― some dude, Monday, January 16, 2012 8:40 AM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark

yeah I agree with most of this, but I don't know how many 'hit acts' these days are able to quit their day jobs because of successful live touring. and afaik jana fel dre has one good song, not one good album

dayo, Monday, 16 January 2012 13:50 (twelve years ago) link

in the UK the only way to make money by touring is by being shitty

Crackle Box, Monday, 16 January 2012 14:01 (twelve years ago) link

I think for me it's just her presence, which yeah would trump any sub-par vocal skills in the performance. The songs and videos and fashion shoots are all pretty successful in conveying something, but then whenever I see her live it introduces cognitive dissonance.

Also DLR doesn't need to quit her day job because her daddy is a millionaire.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 16 January 2012 16:46 (twelve years ago) link

"her daddy"

do you not like slouching? (Eazy), Monday, 16 January 2012 17:02 (twelve years ago) link

oh daddy. you sooth me with your smile. you're letting me know... you're the best thing in my life. oh daddy. if i could make you see. if there's been a fool around... its got to be me. oooooh it's got to be me.

Mordy, Monday, 16 January 2012 17:07 (twelve years ago) link

why are you right when i'm so wrong? (so wrong.) why am i weak when you're so strong? (so strong.) everything you do is just alright... and i can't walk away from you, baby if i tried.

Mordy, Monday, 16 January 2012 17:08 (twelve years ago) link

what's funny is that DLR of all people could probably afford to go the "mystique" route

Doesn't go much further than Beckton at the moment.

Matt DC, Monday, 16 January 2012 17:11 (twelve years ago) link

Was waiting for that.

questino (seandalai), Monday, 16 January 2012 17:16 (twelve years ago) link

watching all our friends fall
in and out of blackwall
this is my idea of fun
playing driver in the front carriage

irina-camelia begu (lex pretend), Monday, 16 January 2012 17:17 (twelve years ago) link

this i more amusing now because all i think of with DLR is "david lee roth"

the 500 gats of bartholomew thuggins (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 16 January 2012 17:19 (twelve years ago) link

This thread got interesting again.

think for me it's just her presence, which yeah would trump any sub-par vocal skills in the performance.

agree with this

What We Did on Our POLLidays (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 16 January 2012 17:20 (twelve years ago) link

It's weird because Video Games is by no means a technically demanding song. It's repetitive, has a small range, short phrases, no held notes, etc. It's more about atmosphere and personality than technique, and the arrangement and recorded performance already set us up to expect that sort of approach, so it would seem to be the sort of song that an unrefined singer could work with, but she still manages to mangle it.

Aside from the messy timing and pitch -- and she's not badly out of tune, she's just sloppy, sliding all around on every note as a sort of defense against having to commit to any pitch, similar to her mush-mouthed diction, and maybe this is supposed to be in service of her kind of detached, pill-popping-Hollywood-glamour affect, which I think she pulls off on the recording but misses badly onstage -- I found her breathing to be the most amateurish and distracting aspect. Some people upthread were talking about poor breath control, but to be more explicit about it, the problem is the way she keeps breathing in the middle of phrases, where she really shouldn't be. It breaks up the meaning of the lyrics, ruins any smoothness of line that she achieves with all that slurring, contributes to her loose timing, and just makes her sound unpracticed and unprepared. Part of the first chorus of the SNL performance goes like this:

I heard that you like (breath) the bad girls honey (breath) is that true?
It's better than I ever (breath) even knew
They say that the world was built for two
Only worth living (breath) if somebody
is loving you

There's a point in the second verse where she actually sings "Video (breath) games." Now being nervous can do this kind of thing, but she does the same thing to a greater or lesser extent in every live video I've seen of her, and again this is not a hard song to sing, the phrases are already short. And she doesn't even have to play an instrument.

This is stuff that any high school choir director would fix in a single session. It's weird to me because for all the marketing and grooming that's ostensibly being put into her career it seems like nobody bothered to hire a vocal coach, as though how she sounds onstage really is not a priority.

St3ve Go1db3rg, Monday, 16 January 2012 17:22 (twelve years ago) link

this i more amusing now because all i think of with DLR is "david lee roth"

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2659/3769712047_714d284449.jpg

irina-camelia begu (lex pretend), Monday, 16 January 2012 17:26 (twelve years ago) link


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