rolling "Is This Racist?" thread

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"You fuckin' crazy Ervin, it'd be hard as fuck to pogo stick out here."

guilty lol.

Ned Trifle X, Friday, 13 January 2012 09:25 (twelve years ago) link

I hear people say "where the ____" without a verb all the time.

― nah (crüt), Friday, January 13, 2012 3:01 AM (57 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I've heard ppl say "where there are" and maybe slurring together 'there'&'are' like "there'r" but i dont think i've ever heard someone say "where the cookouts ...." and then just trail off. unless they had, like, a brain slip or were just generally dumb? idk i cant think of a time ive ever heard someone just drop off the verb entirely? it reads more like a baby's understanding of conveying ideas to me.

although i guess trying to find the logic in a racist's attempt to transcribe 'how black people talk' is the real problem

Sh1pley Gohard (D-40), Friday, 13 January 2012 10:04 (twelve years ago) link

i've heard people say 'where the keys?' or i've said that, sure, but that's a different sentence than 'isn't this the park where the cookouts?' ... where the cookouts what? whereas in the first its implied that you're dropping "[where] are [the keys] located?"

idk it just reads like either a mistranscription or a made-up transcription the way it is imo

Sh1pley Gohard (D-40), Friday, 13 January 2012 10:07 (twelve years ago) link

could be terrible punctuation. "Ain't this a park? Where the cookouts and shit?"

nb still horrible

Poppy Newgod and the Phantom Banned (Noodle Vague), Friday, 13 January 2012 11:09 (twelve years ago) link

i remember many years ago reading an essay about the transcription of working class voices in Charles Dickens and Robert Tressell that examined similar issues of a "neutral" representation that codes as mockery on the page. i'm guessing mr ghettohikes hasn't put any thought into this...for some reason

Poppy Newgod and the Phantom Banned (Noodle Vague), Friday, 13 January 2012 11:13 (twelve years ago) link

and this is the board where "where the tittays at" was a long-running joke

Derartu Cthulhu (NickB), Friday, 13 January 2012 11:16 (twelve years ago) link

"tittays" is hilarious in a way that "dat" just ain't?

Poppy Newgod and the Phantom Banned (Noodle Vague), Friday, 13 January 2012 11:17 (twelve years ago) link

Just found out that for years I've been saying "Where's the white women at" when I should be saying "Where the white women at" :-(

Then in walked Barbara Castle with the Lady Eleanor (Tom D.), Friday, 13 January 2012 11:23 (twelve years ago) link

you need to watch Blazing Saddles more

Poppy Newgod and the Phantom Banned (Noodle Vague), Friday, 13 January 2012 11:24 (twelve years ago) link

That's not possible

Then in walked Barbara Castle with the Lady Eleanor (Tom D.), Friday, 13 January 2012 11:25 (twelve years ago) link

p sure it's 'where all the white women at' but will re-screen tbs

PS young frankenstein much better obv

til the power failure (darraghmac), Friday, 13 January 2012 11:34 (twelve years ago) link

... not that old debate again

Then in walked Barbara Castle with the Lady Eleanor (Tom D.), Friday, 13 January 2012 11:38 (twelve years ago) link

"all" might well be in there but it doesn't change the construction

Poppy Newgod and the Phantom Banned (Noodle Vague), Friday, 13 January 2012 11:40 (twelve years ago) link

that's the kinda slack attitude that made great britain broken britain

til the power failure (darraghmac), Friday, 13 January 2012 11:42 (twelve years ago) link

... highest British attention to the wrong detail

Then in walked Barbara Castle with the Lady Eleanor (Tom D.), Friday, 13 January 2012 11:44 (twelve years ago) link

^part 2 def has a "where the" construction

David Blohard (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 13 January 2012 13:24 (twelve years ago) link

I think that pic upthread needs a comma

bob loblaw people (dayo), Friday, 13 January 2012 13:29 (twelve years ago) link

i would give it another question mark and just make it two sentences

David Blohard (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 13 January 2012 13:35 (twelve years ago) link

btw, p sure part two of the beloved 'whered the cheese go' jingle is racist

David Blohard (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 13 January 2012 13:36 (twelve years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZzvL4O3uomg

bob loblaw people (dayo), Friday, 13 January 2012 13:39 (twelve years ago) link

There are probably more racist Ween songs.

beachville, Friday, 13 January 2012 13:40 (twelve years ago) link

By which I mean, Ween songs that are more racist than that one.

beachville, Friday, 13 January 2012 13:40 (twelve years ago) link

Secret ilxor Sunny Sweeney, ladies and gentlemen!

http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u120/kingkonggodzilla/sweendawg.jpg

beachville, Friday, 13 January 2012 14:24 (twelve years ago) link

could be terrible punctuation. "Ain't this a park? Where the cookouts and shit?"

― Poppy Newgod and the Phantom Banned (Noodle Vague), Friday, 13 January 2012 06:09 (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

obviously the correct interpretation

flopson, Friday, 13 January 2012 14:46 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah - though now that I can see the sentence that D-40 thought it was, he seems less crazy.

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 13 January 2012 15:11 (twelve years ago) link

He began his career by publishing The Definitive Book of Pick-Up Lines (2001), which he followed up by Belligerence and Debauchery: The Tucker Max Stories (2003). Max was the facilitator of the website "Tard Blog", from 2002- 2003.[21][22]

am0n, Friday, 13 January 2012 15:24 (twelve years ago) link

I have heard "jumanji" as slang in the last year, fwiw. Not by a 12-year-old per se, but maybe it's just in the ether right now.

extremely lewd and incredibly crass (Hurting 2), Friday, 13 January 2012 15:53 (twelve years ago) link

probably after that ohio zoo incident

bob loblaw people (dayo), Friday, 13 January 2012 15:54 (twelve years ago) link

jumanji still gets played on like abc family all the time, it's obviously not a lion king-level evergreen kids' movie but i think plenty of present day kids are familiar with it

lame adele rey (some dude), Friday, 13 January 2012 15:59 (twelve years ago) link

who's the second ween jingle being racist towards? sounds like a vaguely north of england accent with some other stuff mixed in to me.

sunn :o))) (Merdeyeux), Friday, 13 January 2012 16:00 (twelve years ago) link

it's racist against cheese-loving mice

lame adele rey (some dude), Friday, 13 January 2012 16:01 (twelve years ago) link

"You should bring girls out here to nature, Mr. Cody. Sing Kumbaya or some shit and just watch the pants drop."

insufficiently "ghetto"

buzza, Friday, 13 January 2012 18:41 (twelve years ago) link

what about the Seinfeld episode where Kramer meets the Japanese tourists and has them sleeping in his "chest of drawers"?

frogbs, Friday, 13 January 2012 18:44 (twelve years ago) link

haha you just had to pick one of the seinfeld episodes that is more about unquestioningly reinforcing stereotypes rather than deconstructing them, didn't you dude

lame adele rey (some dude), Friday, 13 January 2012 18:46 (twelve years ago) link

oh n/m haha i thought we were on the 'best sitcom episode ever' thread, me dumb

lame adele rey (some dude), Friday, 13 January 2012 18:46 (twelve years ago) link

lolllllllllllllll

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Friday, 13 January 2012 18:51 (twelve years ago) link

haha

ENBB, Friday, 13 January 2012 18:51 (twelve years ago) link

I don't think the vernacular in question is technically "dialect" /pedant /possiblywrongpedant

unlistenable in philly (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Friday, 13 January 2012 19:08 (twelve years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/aw23j.jpg

bob loblaw people (dayo), Friday, 13 January 2012 20:20 (twelve years ago) link

um

Bam! Orgasm explosion in your facehole. (DJP), Friday, 13 January 2012 20:21 (twelve years ago) link

that probably belongs in the bizarre stock images thread
like, what kind of company could possibly want that?

frogbs, Friday, 13 January 2012 20:23 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/60-completely-unusable-stock-photos

ENBB, Friday, 13 January 2012 20:23 (twelve years ago) link

that's http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zwarte_Piet

caek, Friday, 13 January 2012 20:26 (twelve years ago) link

Oh shit, it is. Good call.

ENBB, Friday, 13 January 2012 20:27 (twelve years ago) link

I knew that and still

Bam! Orgasm explosion in your facehole. (DJP), Friday, 13 January 2012 20:29 (twelve years ago) link

he's black because he fell down the chimney (which is also how he got his afro)

caek, Friday, 13 January 2012 20:30 (twelve years ago) link

http://s3-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal01/2011/3/29/17/enhanced-buzz-14896-1301433687-7.jpg

I am just gonna link this without commentary (I know it's not applicable to the thread)

Bam! Orgasm explosion in your facehole. (DJP), Friday, 13 January 2012 20:30 (twelve years ago) link


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