"You fuckin' crazy Ervin, it'd be hard as fuck to pogo stick out here."
guilty lol.
― Ned Trifle X, Friday, 13 January 2012 09:25 (twelve years ago) link
I hear people say "where the ____" without a verb all the time.
― nah (crüt), Friday, January 13, 2012 3:01 AM (57 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
I've heard ppl say "where there are" and maybe slurring together 'there'&'are' like "there'r" but i dont think i've ever heard someone say "where the cookouts ...." and then just trail off. unless they had, like, a brain slip or were just generally dumb? idk i cant think of a time ive ever heard someone just drop off the verb entirely? it reads more like a baby's understanding of conveying ideas to me.
although i guess trying to find the logic in a racist's attempt to transcribe 'how black people talk' is the real problem
― Sh1pley Gohard (D-40), Friday, 13 January 2012 10:04 (twelve years ago) link
i've heard people say 'where the keys?' or i've said that, sure, but that's a different sentence than 'isn't this the park where the cookouts?' ... where the cookouts what? whereas in the first its implied that you're dropping "[where] are [the keys] located?"
idk it just reads like either a mistranscription or a made-up transcription the way it is imo
― Sh1pley Gohard (D-40), Friday, 13 January 2012 10:07 (twelve years ago) link
could be terrible punctuation. "Ain't this a park? Where the cookouts and shit?"
nb still horrible
― Poppy Newgod and the Phantom Banned (Noodle Vague), Friday, 13 January 2012 11:09 (twelve years ago) link
i remember many years ago reading an essay about the transcription of working class voices in Charles Dickens and Robert Tressell that examined similar issues of a "neutral" representation that codes as mockery on the page. i'm guessing mr ghettohikes hasn't put any thought into this...for some reason
― Poppy Newgod and the Phantom Banned (Noodle Vague), Friday, 13 January 2012 11:13 (twelve years ago) link
and this is the board where "where the tittays at" was a long-running joke
― Derartu Cthulhu (NickB), Friday, 13 January 2012 11:16 (twelve years ago) link
"tittays" is hilarious in a way that "dat" just ain't?
― Poppy Newgod and the Phantom Banned (Noodle Vague), Friday, 13 January 2012 11:17 (twelve years ago) link
Just found out that for years I've been saying "Where's the white women at" when I should be saying "Where the white women at" :-(
― Then in walked Barbara Castle with the Lady Eleanor (Tom D.), Friday, 13 January 2012 11:23 (twelve years ago) link
you need to watch Blazing Saddles more
― Poppy Newgod and the Phantom Banned (Noodle Vague), Friday, 13 January 2012 11:24 (twelve years ago) link
That's not possible
― Then in walked Barbara Castle with the Lady Eleanor (Tom D.), Friday, 13 January 2012 11:25 (twelve years ago) link
p sure it's 'where all the white women at' but will re-screen tbs
PS young frankenstein much better obv
― til the power failure (darraghmac), Friday, 13 January 2012 11:34 (twelve years ago) link
... not that old debate again
― Then in walked Barbara Castle with the Lady Eleanor (Tom D.), Friday, 13 January 2012 11:38 (twelve years ago) link
"all" might well be in there but it doesn't change the construction
― Poppy Newgod and the Phantom Banned (Noodle Vague), Friday, 13 January 2012 11:40 (twelve years ago) link
that's the kinda slack attitude that made great britain broken britain
― til the power failure (darraghmac), Friday, 13 January 2012 11:42 (twelve years ago) link
... highest British attention to the wrong detail
― Then in walked Barbara Castle with the Lady Eleanor (Tom D.), Friday, 13 January 2012 11:44 (twelve years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s492PMdIaJs
― David Blohard (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 13 January 2012 13:23 (twelve years ago) link
^part 2 def has a "where the" construction
― David Blohard (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 13 January 2012 13:24 (twelve years ago) link
I think that pic upthread needs a comma
― bob loblaw people (dayo), Friday, 13 January 2012 13:29 (twelve years ago) link
i would give it another question mark and just make it two sentences
― David Blohard (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 13 January 2012 13:35 (twelve years ago) link
btw, p sure part two of the beloved 'whered the cheese go' jingle is racist
― David Blohard (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 13 January 2012 13:36 (twelve years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZzvL4O3uomg
― bob loblaw people (dayo), Friday, 13 January 2012 13:39 (twelve years ago) link
There are probably more racist Ween songs.
― beachville, Friday, 13 January 2012 13:40 (twelve years ago) link
By which I mean, Ween songs that are more racist than that one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qtss49n9mMI&feature=youtube_gdata_player
― Bam! Orgasm explosion in your facehole. (DJP), Friday, 13 January 2012 13:40 (twelve years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=333w6NhGQVM
― David Blohard (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 13 January 2012 13:45 (twelve years ago) link
Secret ilxor Sunny Sweeney, ladies and gentlemen!
http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u120/kingkonggodzilla/sweendawg.jpg
― beachville, Friday, 13 January 2012 14:24 (twelve years ago) link
― Poppy Newgod and the Phantom Banned (Noodle Vague), Friday, 13 January 2012 06:09 (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
obviously the correct interpretation
― flopson, Friday, 13 January 2012 14:46 (twelve years ago) link
Yeah - though now that I can see the sentence that D-40 thought it was, he seems less crazy.
― Andrew Farrell, Friday, 13 January 2012 15:11 (twelve years ago) link
He began his career by publishing The Definitive Book of Pick-Up Lines (2001), which he followed up by Belligerence and Debauchery: The Tucker Max Stories (2003). Max was the facilitator of the website "Tard Blog", from 2002- 2003.[21][22]
― am0n, Friday, 13 January 2012 15:24 (twelve years ago) link
I have heard "jumanji" as slang in the last year, fwiw. Not by a 12-year-old per se, but maybe it's just in the ether right now.
― extremely lewd and incredibly crass (Hurting 2), Friday, 13 January 2012 15:53 (twelve years ago) link
probably after that ohio zoo incident
― bob loblaw people (dayo), Friday, 13 January 2012 15:54 (twelve years ago) link
jumanji still gets played on like abc family all the time, it's obviously not a lion king-level evergreen kids' movie but i think plenty of present day kids are familiar with it
― lame adele rey (some dude), Friday, 13 January 2012 15:59 (twelve years ago) link
who's the second ween jingle being racist towards? sounds like a vaguely north of england accent with some other stuff mixed in to me.
― sunn :o))) (Merdeyeux), Friday, 13 January 2012 16:00 (twelve years ago) link
it's racist against cheese-loving mice
― lame adele rey (some dude), Friday, 13 January 2012 16:01 (twelve years ago) link
"You should bring girls out here to nature, Mr. Cody. Sing Kumbaya or some shit and just watch the pants drop."
insufficiently "ghetto"
― buzza, Friday, 13 January 2012 18:41 (twelve years ago) link
what about the Seinfeld episode where Kramer meets the Japanese tourists and has them sleeping in his "chest of drawers"?
― frogbs, Friday, 13 January 2012 18:44 (twelve years ago) link
haha you just had to pick one of the seinfeld episodes that is more about unquestioningly reinforcing stereotypes rather than deconstructing them, didn't you dude
― lame adele rey (some dude), Friday, 13 January 2012 18:46 (twelve years ago) link
oh n/m haha i thought we were on the 'best sitcom episode ever' thread, me dumb
lolllllllllllllll
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Friday, 13 January 2012 18:51 (twelve years ago) link
haha
― ENBB, Friday, 13 January 2012 18:51 (twelve years ago) link
I don't think the vernacular in question is technically "dialect" /pedant /possiblywrongpedant
― unlistenable in philly (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Friday, 13 January 2012 19:08 (twelve years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/aw23j.jpg
― bob loblaw people (dayo), Friday, 13 January 2012 20:20 (twelve years ago) link
um
― Bam! Orgasm explosion in your facehole. (DJP), Friday, 13 January 2012 20:21 (twelve years ago) link
that probably belongs in the bizarre stock images threadlike, what kind of company could possibly want that?
― frogbs, Friday, 13 January 2012 20:23 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/60-completely-unusable-stock-photos
― ENBB, Friday, 13 January 2012 20:23 (twelve years ago) link
that's http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zwarte_Piet
― caek, Friday, 13 January 2012 20:26 (twelve years ago) link
Oh shit, it is. Good call.
― ENBB, Friday, 13 January 2012 20:27 (twelve years ago) link
I knew that and still
― Bam! Orgasm explosion in your facehole. (DJP), Friday, 13 January 2012 20:29 (twelve years ago) link
he's black because he fell down the chimney (which is also how he got his afro)
― caek, Friday, 13 January 2012 20:30 (twelve years ago) link
http://s3-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal01/2011/3/29/17/enhanced-buzz-14896-1301433687-7.jpg
I am just gonna link this without commentary (I know it's not applicable to the thread)
― Bam! Orgasm explosion in your facehole. (DJP), Friday, 13 January 2012 20:30 (twelve years ago) link