Chicago MMXII

I could frequently use someone to edit my baloney.

YAY KATIE! Congratulations!!! Third the "only plan the wedding you want to have" advice. You seem to have pretty laid back family so I think you'll be able to do this as simply or elaborately as you want without too much hassle, no?

Also, I see you two getting married in a forest in the UP and you wearing some kind of forest maiden medieval wedding dress.

they're getting married naked in the sauna

I came here to tell you all that the Erotic Fiction Contest is happening again. If you missed Jesse reading an amazing story about the sexiness of Cheese Whiz, you might want to come this year to see what miracles happen. Feb. 12, 7:30, at the Whistler.

xp LOL

instead of rice or bird seed, the guests will fling the traditional homemade yogurt at them

then later matt will fling some yogurt of his own

xp - I want to read an awesome story!

Or like an Edwardian-style dress:

http://janastarr.com/pic/DR02.jpg

See, don't worry about planning your wedding because apparently I am going to plan it for you.

Okay, Jesse! I'll tell P that you want to read.

but i really want to read an AMAZING story!

why aren't you answering your work phone?

I'm not at work!

Thanks, everyone, we're actually pretty excited.

Jenny--this is perfect! Just tell me when and where to show up. I'll be your bridal marionette. Also, it will be in the woods, and we do plan to break a ceremonial plate. There shall be no yogurt flinging. Or, maybe there will!

we could get married at the erotic fiction contest!

no way, forest forest forest!!

Erotic fiction contest in the forest!

oh, b/c you're at home

many xps

We should cash in on the reality tv craze by having people vote on various components of the wedding. i envision the end result as a forest wedding/erotic fiction contest, with yogurt flinging, while wearing ewok outfits.

i don't trust the people of america to have enough taste for this forest wedding/erotic fiction contest
with or without yogurt flinging

you would wind up naked in the mall of america backed by a high school show choir

ie, the worst stress dream imaginable

...ending with me emerging from a blackout, wandering your parents' cabin asking for someone, anyone to let me in their sleeping bag...while flinging yogurt.

I can't wait for more edible slurry!

^ really tempted to post this on "ILX out of context"

UGH REALLY DON'T FEEL LIKE BEING AT WORK RIGHT NOW

it's pretty nice out and i feel like being creative and energetic and instead i'm stuck behind a desk in a dry, overheated room

me 2, want to play drums and then take a nap

n/a otm all around, its like 88 degrees in here right now

at least today i didn't wear smartwool socks like i did yesterday, i was sweltering the entire day

it's pretty nice out and i feel like being creative and energetic and instead i'm stuck behind a desk in a dry, overheated room

― congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, January 11, 2012 3:46 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark

this is OMG EVERYDAY IN MY OFFICE
it is hot and totally airless in there

Erotic literature aside, it's a bummer Paul McGee is leaving the Whistler. He has a great beard, and it will take a more than a few handlebar mustaches to make up for its loss.

Fiction, not literature. Definitely just fiction.

Thanks Obama, what a bad day to have to drive for a meeting. I must have picked the exact wrong time to leave work tonight, took 55 minutes to get from 8th & Wabash to Balbo & LSD.

Courtney always knows when Obama's coming, and she often tells Jenny and me.

Can't believe it's been 47 minutes since a mention of BHO and Dr Mudbutt hasn't swooped in w/ some non-sequitir criticism of Bam.

Numero Group dance party at the Hideout this Saturday night
WHO'S WITH ME?!

lol, when I was sitting in traffic I kept thinking about what Morbz would be saying

Without even really trying to bring politics into this, I do get annoyed when like any one person decides they can inconvenience so many people so they can, you know, go to dinner.

Numero Group dance party sounds pretty awesome indeed.

As I quoted him on FB, Stephen Fry OTM: "I loathe dancing. The people are all very sweet, but it's what they're gathered together to do that I find so ineffably, HORRIFICALLY repellent."

I waited for prez on wrightwood with like a hundred ppl. I got tired of waiting and left.

Oh you wouldn't find me dancing, I can't dance. But the thought of hearing Numero Group music while watching people having a blast? Yes, please.

What's he doing in town? Why would he be on Wrightwood?

Dunno. I did see Daly though.

Prob had dinner at weiner circle.

Oh, Clark and Wrightwood?

Glad it didn't f up the Halsted bus route. It's a few blocks away, but it's conceivable.

I had to wait over 30 minutes for a fucking bus home tonight, and I could see 5 of them on Bus Tracker, between 10 minutes and 20 minutes from my stop. I thought that might be due to BHO mucking up traffic.

And at one point all the buses got between 10 and 15 minutes from the stop and then stayed there.

Dancing is a sublime activity. If anyone out there in ilxville wants to go with me Sat. lemme know!!

It was some building just east of orchard.

Oh, this is what's happening.

obama is having a 30k plate fundraiser 100 ft down the street from my boyfriend's building tonight, which dr. morbius nickname for bam should i use when i derisively heckle the attendees?

― tyga mother (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, January 11, 2012 6:03 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Glad I didn't have to resort to Google or something.

xp I feel like I'll never have the lung capacity to dance again. As I mentioned on twitter, however, I do have leftover hydrocondone so I'm going to sleep soundly and (relatively) coughlessly tonight.

peace be with you tonight

And also with you.