there are a lot of clothes that look great on the rack and weird on me, it's true, but i'm not complainin, nope, haha, not with these legs! but i gain weight in an 'apple' way, which means even 2 lbs seems to add an inch to my waist. and my face, lol... p.s. i have never thought of you as slump-shouldered!
― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Friday, 6 January 2012 15:03 (twelve years ago) link
Excellent, that means my figure camouflage/misdirection campaign has WORKED!!!
― It means why you gotta be a montague? (Laurel), Friday, 6 January 2012 15:08 (twelve years ago) link
Y'all unless you're a fit model for a specific line of clothes, it will only be random happenstance that something fits all your unique proportions just right. We're all lovely and stylish (or striving toward stylish) and every body has quirky parts. No bad self-talk 2012!
― gonna give her the old fuquay-varina (Jenny), Friday, 6 January 2012 15:11 (twelve years ago) link
I'm fine with my body parts, but I covet clothes I can never wear. My life is very sad without that red dress in it.
― It means why you gotta be a montague? (Laurel), Friday, 6 January 2012 15:13 (twelve years ago) link
for a couple of years there, it was really hard to find a skirt that wasn't all full and/or with pleats up to the waist - and even though the patterns and fabrics were pretty, i didn't buy one skirt during this time! srsly the worst style on me for so many reasons, didn't even matter that my legs looked good - it's like legs coming out of a balloon person, lol. but not my body's fault! i had to try on 10-20 skirts to realize this though. no bad self-talk in 2012, for real!!
― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Friday, 6 January 2012 15:29 (twelve years ago) link
laurel you have lovely shoulders, don't be ridiculous!
i think i am going to embark on some jegging shopping this week. kind of scared to try them on. i've resisted the legging trend for so long but i think ~it's time~.
― bene_gesserit, Friday, 6 January 2012 15:53 (twelve years ago) link
I've been tempted with jeggings. And leggings as pants. All my style rules.. :*( but I am sick of baggy pants. I find that pants either fit me really nicely in the back (tight against my awesome butt!) or nicely in the front (no camel toe/not too grabby on my tummy.) I can never find both. I think the real solution here is a ton of situps or something, but.. I have dresses.
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Friday, 6 January 2012 15:58 (twelve years ago) link
I got a $50 Macy's gift card from work so I'm going to go lacy expensive bra shopping. Maybe today!
― It means why you gotta be a montague? (Laurel), Friday, 6 January 2012 15:58 (twelve years ago) link
no bad self-talk in 2012, for real!!
backed x340958456
― bene_gesserit, Friday, 6 January 2012 15:58 (twelve years ago) link
yes!
yay for lacy expensive bras! My husband bought me two for Christmas (plainish, not very expensive ones) which fit poorly so I exchanged them last night and now I have plain but exceptionally comfortable new t-shirt bras in black and beige. The straps are so nice and stretchy! I gave in and moved up from a 38 to a 40. So much more comfortable.
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Friday, 6 January 2012 16:01 (twelve years ago) link
i'll be your toady too
― La Lechera, Friday, 6 January 2012 16:01 (twelve years ago) link
xp
i mean, really the cheapest/easiest way to have better style is to have more confidence, right?
― bene_gesserit, Friday, 6 January 2012 16:02 (twelve years ago) link
And more better posture!
― It means why you gotta be a montague? (Laurel), Friday, 6 January 2012 16:04 (twelve years ago) link
oh i ordered some patterns from folkways btw! takin steps in 2012.
― La Lechera, Friday, 6 January 2012 16:09 (twelve years ago) link
the posture thing is definitely a "needs improvement" area for me.
― bene_gesserit, Friday, 6 January 2012 16:10 (twelve years ago) link
Robyn - it sounds like we do!
I just bought the red dress :)
― ☆★☆彡彡 (ENBB), Friday, 6 January 2012 16:17 (twelve years ago) link
^^^ me too, big time xp
― just1n3, Friday, 6 January 2012 16:18 (twelve years ago) link
yay i love that red dress, E!
― horseshoe, Friday, 6 January 2012 16:36 (twelve years ago) link
Okay, what does anyone think of
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61TydFXsq-L._SL1500_.jpg
― It means why you gotta be a montague? (Laurel), Friday, 6 January 2012 16:41 (twelve years ago) link
love!
― horseshoe, Friday, 6 January 2012 16:42 (twelve years ago) link
Amazing, now coveting
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Friday, 6 January 2012 16:43 (twelve years ago) link
would chop off one leg if i could but wear that boot on the other one
― La Lechera, Friday, 6 January 2012 16:53 (twelve years ago) link
Now now, no hacking off body parts in 2012, remember?
― It means why you gotta be a montague? (Laurel), Friday, 6 January 2012 17:01 (twelve years ago) link
Oh god those boots yes get them now
― gonna give her the old fuquay-varina (Jenny), Friday, 6 January 2012 17:05 (twelve years ago) link
it's a blood sacrifice for the privilege of wearing those magnificent boots
― La Lechera, Friday, 6 January 2012 17:08 (twelve years ago) link
or boot, i guess
― La Lechera, Friday, 6 January 2012 17:09 (twelve years ago) link
yes those boots!tho unless they have a zipper, they will own you as much as you own them. not that that's a bad thing.
― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Friday, 6 January 2012 17:19 (twelve years ago) link
yes they do look like a lot of work. but then, Laurel seems v industrious.
― horseshoe, Friday, 6 January 2012 17:26 (twelve years ago) link
I am, it's true. Also I like hardcore things that are v inconvenient/uncomfortable, I don't feel like I'm doing Accomplishment right unless it hurts somehow.
But they do have a zipper.
― It means why you gotta be a montague? (Laurel), Friday, 6 January 2012 17:28 (twelve years ago) link
http://static2.slamxhype.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/henrik-vibskov-spring-summer-2012-collection-1.jpg
^^ if any dudes reading this thread are getting tired of their current look
― deleverage of the soil (Lamp), Friday, 6 January 2012 17:36 (twelve years ago) link
first look makes me wonder about the ethics of whether designers should really be cultivating a mentally ill street person "look"
― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Friday, 6 January 2012 17:41 (twelve years ago) link
tbf things are p bad but im not homeless yet
― deleverage of the soil (Lamp), Friday, 6 January 2012 17:43 (twelve years ago) link
haha :) i do love the sweater + leggings though!
― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Friday, 6 January 2012 17:47 (twelve years ago) link
erica, i thought so! now we can ILX-ILS online shop together! ;) :)
― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Friday, 6 January 2012 17:57 (twelve years ago) link
Wardrobe that pays for itself: people will come up and give you money when you wear it! ;D
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Friday, 6 January 2012 17:57 (twelve years ago) link
:)
― ☆★☆彡彡 (ENBB), Friday, 6 January 2012 18:00 (twelve years ago) link
Okay, I ordered the boots. So much for winter wellies, eh?
― It means why you gotta be a montague? (Laurel), Friday, 6 January 2012 18:03 (twelve years ago) link
I have very standard proportions, so most clothes fit me just right... I mean, except I am very large-chested, and wide-hipped.. and pretty much big everywhere. Still, I work it. Damn, gurl.
I also will wear just about anything these days, "flattering" be damned.
― homosexual II, Friday, 6 January 2012 18:30 (twelve years ago) link
I procured a new fancy bra and panty set from Agent Provocateur on SALE and oh my god the bra size that fit best was a double D! A DOUBLE D!
Having worn the same model of Wacoal 34C bras for ages now, it now occurs to me that omg maybe I one of the 99% or whatever of women who has been wearing the wrong bra size. Me! Wrong size!
This would so explain the escaping left nipple problem, perhaps?
― quincie, Friday, 6 January 2012 20:35 (twelve years ago) link
Anyhow I am going to suck it up and try on a D bra and laugh as I do it because I spent so many years as the chair of the itty bitty titty committee.
― quincie, Friday, 6 January 2012 20:36 (twelve years ago) link
I know that ladies often wear the wrong size but how could you spend years not knowing you had a secret huge rack!? I want pretty lacy bras now. Would def not be a DD though. :(
― ☆★☆彡彡 (ENBB), Friday, 6 January 2012 20:37 (twelve years ago) link
a C is not itty bitty?
― La Lechera, Friday, 6 January 2012 20:38 (twelve years ago) link
Yeah a C is pretty big in my book!
― ☆★☆彡彡 (ENBB), Friday, 6 January 2012 20:39 (twelve years ago) link
No I agree that a C is not itty bitty, but throughout high school and much of college, I did not have a lot of boob going on. I hit a C sometime after grad school when I had a grown up job that paid enough for me to eat more delicious foodz.
I think the DD was an oddity of this particular fancy AP bra, but I will try the D in my boring old Wacoal model and see if that is better at keeping nipples in check!
― quincie, Friday, 6 January 2012 20:42 (twelve years ago) link
Laurel - i am envious of your shoulders because that means you can fit into way more vintage dresses and tops than I can. I first learned to sew so that I could expand the shoulders and sleeves of vintage dresses to fit my peasantly dimensions.
― sarahel, Friday, 6 January 2012 20:51 (twelve years ago) link
I'm going to look at the AP website as soon as I get home.
― It means why you gotta be a montague? (Laurel), Friday, 6 January 2012 20:53 (twelve years ago) link
will the AP website make my boobs bigger?
― La Lechera, Friday, 6 January 2012 20:53 (twelve years ago) link
^^^
― ☆★☆彡彡 (ENBB), Friday, 6 January 2012 20:54 (twelve years ago) link
lol
― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Friday, 6 January 2012 21:01 (twelve years ago) link