Rolling Neti-Pot Thread 2009

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i usually will only neti when i feel congested, but as long as the neti does the trick and gets the clogs out, does the purity of the water matter?

marlon brando baby tiger (elmo argonaut), Sunday, 4 January 2009 03:08 (fifteen years ago) link

neti only works for like two seconds then I'm congested again.

redmond, Sunday, 4 January 2009 03:09 (fifteen years ago) link

elmo--maybe do it in the kitchen sink?

kudos,
cutty

cutty, Sunday, 4 January 2009 03:54 (fifteen years ago) link

redmond--maybe you should stop doing cocaine?

kudos,
cutty

cutty, Sunday, 4 January 2009 03:54 (fifteen years ago) link

cutty,

true players use __________ in their neti pot

a) pellegrino
b) moet
c) women's tears

moonship journey to baja, Sunday, 4 January 2009 04:04 (fifteen years ago) link

i need a neti in the niner asap!
i've had terrible congestion for like 6 months. i have semi-frequent nosebleeds, is this a concern with neti??

buzza, Sunday, 4 January 2009 04:13 (fifteen years ago) link

vah1d--true players certainly use women's tears. it's saline.

kudos,
cutty

cutty, Sunday, 4 January 2009 13:04 (fifteen years ago) link

buzza--it's not a concern with neti, it's a concern WITHOUT neti. nosebleeds are often caused by dry/hot air, you may want to neti when you rise and neti before you go to sleep. and get a humidifier maybe?

kudos,
cutty

cutty, Sunday, 4 January 2009 13:06 (fifteen years ago) link

one of these mornings youre gonna rise up neti-ing

❤¯\㋡/¯❤ (ice cr?m), Sunday, 4 January 2009 14:00 (fifteen years ago) link

thanking u o wise cutty, esq.

buzza, Sunday, 4 January 2009 16:42 (fifteen years ago) link

i was sent to the temple at age 15 to have a sleepover with the pundit that helped me learn NETI to cure my chronic rhinitis! this is a true!!! i became gay independently of this

Vichitravirya_XI, Sunday, 4 January 2009 19:03 (fifteen years ago) link

did he touch your penis?

cutty, Sunday, 4 January 2009 19:13 (fifteen years ago) link

I absolutely cannot tolerate water getting up my nose (to the extent that I wear LOLnoseplug when swimming)-- I imaging neti-ing is a similar (horrendous) sensation? If so no way in hell am I getting up in that bitch.

quincie, Sunday, 4 January 2009 19:49 (fifteen years ago) link

I need to get back into this.

"The Gay History of The United States" (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 4 January 2009 22:55 (fifteen years ago) link

quincie--it is a wonderful sensation. best part is when you violently eject all the saline from your nasal passages and you see fun stuff in the sink.

kudos,
cutty

cutty, Sunday, 4 January 2009 23:02 (fifteen years ago) link

what fun stuff, bugs? boogers?

eman, Monday, 5 January 2009 00:13 (fifteen years ago) link

diamonds?

8====D ------ ㋡ (max), Monday, 5 January 2009 00:14 (fifteen years ago) link

brains?

eman, Monday, 5 January 2009 00:14 (fifteen years ago) link

secrets

❤¯\㋡/¯❤ (ice cr?m), Monday, 5 January 2009 00:30 (fifteen years ago) link

after the neti pot clears up your schnozz thru water:

http://www.healingdaily.com/exercise/neti-pot.jpg

you're supposed to be able to use a NETI CORD or rope thing to completely clear out the mucus / your sinuses...fun! painful fun!

http://www.astangyog.com/Neti-sutra.JPG

http://www.dlshq.org/download/pranaimg/neti.jpg

Vichitravirya_XI, Monday, 5 January 2009 01:35 (fifteen years ago) link

http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_sep2004/SnakeManu.jpg

Schwwww (harbl), Monday, 5 January 2009 01:37 (fifteen years ago) link

five months pass...

I feel like I've cheated the allergies system.
I love looking at myself in the mirror while neti-ing. It's wild!

Ai Lien, Wednesday, 10 June 2009 13:56 (fourteen years ago) link

Just don't do it in front of a baby.

I used to like dem burgers boy (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 22:45 (fourteen years ago) link

wait are some of you using netis with unsalinated water??? lol u r retarded

i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 22:50 (fourteen years ago) link

where are you reading that?

cutty, Wednesday, 10 June 2009 23:19 (fourteen years ago) link

there is a reason you get saline IVs

i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 23:34 (fourteen years ago) link

neti pot= my new bff
5:05 PM Jun 8th from web

TheMandyMoore
Mandy Moore

my forehead with some short bangs (jeff), Monday, 15 June 2009 23:06 (fourteen years ago) link

four months pass...

Crap, I always knew I needed to look into shit cuz my nasal passage perpetually feels congested or narrow or whatever, but damn I had no idea. I just just tried this for the first time (just pouring the saline solution through didn't do a whole lot so I just stuck my nose in a cup of the stuff and snorted, which seemed to work), and it's like seeing a new color. I've never been able to breathe through my nose like this. That I can recall. Awesome.

i ? sauces (╓abies), Monday, 2 November 2009 14:06 (fourteen years ago) link

so I just stuck my nose in a cup of the stuff and snorted

yr doing it RONG!

cutty, Monday, 2 November 2009 23:00 (fourteen years ago) link

From a wiki:

The simplest technique is to snort water from cupped hands. Spraying the solution into the nostrils is more convenient, but also less effective. The most effective methods ensure that the liquid enters through one nostril and then either runs out of the other nostril or goes through the nasal cavity to the back of the throat from where it may be spat out. The necessary pressure comes from gravity, from squeezing a plastic bottle or a syringe, or from an electrical pump.[3]

Wasn't really flowing using the bow-tilt-pour method. I think I may have an extra narrow nasal passage.

the jun togawa of farting (╓abies), Tuesday, 3 November 2009 01:38 (fourteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Doctor said to neti. I'm scared of it!

tehresa, Friday, 27 November 2009 22:35 (fourteen years ago) link

I gotta try this. Can I get from local chemist?

George Mucus (ledge), Saturday, 28 November 2009 00:03 (fourteen years ago) link

i remember these threads from years ago, but i got real sick in september, knocked out for three days and terrible sinus pressure and headaches from it. couldn't find a pot at duane reade so i got the neti bottle w/ salt packets where you slightly squeeze for pressure (rather than gravity).

cleaned me out good, headache went away in minutes.

sanskrit, Saturday, 28 November 2009 03:04 (fourteen years ago) link

i did this earlier but headache didn't totally go away. maybe i needed to do it longer?

tehresa, Saturday, 28 November 2009 03:06 (fourteen years ago) link

maybe it's cause i wasn't using women's tears

tehresa, Saturday, 28 November 2009 03:11 (fourteen years ago) link

Make sure it's warm enough. Add 1/2 as much baking soda as you do salt to buffer the solution and cut through/clear out more mucus. Add the same amount of xylitol crystals as baking soda for extra bacteria death. Run the full amount right to left and left to right.

Jaq, Saturday, 28 November 2009 03:14 (fourteen years ago) link

you can do it twice per nostril if you're not feeling fully better.
my issue has always been that i get water in my ear canal and that sucks. Talked to a doctor about it and they reminded me I had tubes put in as an infant so it's a straight shot from sinuses to ears.

ilx mooncup (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 28 November 2009 15:08 (fourteen years ago) link

"now, remember forks, your ears are a series of interconnected tubes"

la monte jung (cutty), Saturday, 28 November 2009 15:16 (fourteen years ago) link

i'm part of the internet

ilx mooncup (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 28 November 2009 15:51 (fourteen years ago) link

adding good nasal drain to todays list of neglected upkeep task.... is there an app for this

bb, Saturday, 28 November 2009 16:45 (fourteen years ago) link

one month passes...

just used one for first time :)

♖♕♖ (am0n), Friday, 15 January 2010 03:54 (fourteen years ago) link

convinced this shit keeps me from getting scabies

The tendrils INTERTWINE with gentle undulations. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 15 January 2010 04:01 (fourteen years ago) link

went very smoothly with the first nostril. second one the water didn't flow well and drip out the nose into my mouth. then i realized i forgot to mix up the solution -_-

♖♕♖ (am0n), Friday, 15 January 2010 04:06 (fourteen years ago) link

dripped

neti-n00b

♖♕♖ (am0n), Friday, 15 January 2010 04:07 (fourteen years ago) link


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