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Hahaha I read that and lolled. Pwnz0r3d by marissa!

That marissa thread generally =

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b379/Vietgrove/barthelmess.jpg

― Pashmina, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 17:25 (seventeen years ago) link

marissa thread locked ;_;

― John Justen, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 17:28 (seventeen years ago) link

it's a shame it was locked; I was planning upon using the killer 'not interesting' line right back on one of her many interminable and unfathomable Joachim rants.

― unfished business, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 17:55 (seventeen years ago) link

that would have shut her up, no doubt.

― g®▲Ðұ, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 18:00 (seventeen years ago) link

WHAT HAPPENS TO A ZING DEFERRED?
does it dry up like raisinsssssssss???

― elmo argonaut, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 18:17 (seventeen years ago) link

It wouldn't have worked, Louis. I don't think she's a real person at all, I think she's a chatbot designed by a sadistic maniac.

― Pashmina, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 18:23 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm not so sure; how would she have picked up on forksclovetofu's claim that he was Joachim if she was just a bot?

I reckon it's Blount.

― unfished business, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 18:26 (seventeen years ago) link

Am I the only person who believes Marissa is a real person? You never her.

― nickalicious, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 18:46 (seventeen years ago) link

I don't have an opinion either way, but I actually would be kind of disturbed if she was real.

― jessie monster, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 18:46 (seventeen years ago) link

Marissa is REAL, believe it. I have heard the voice messages and all their rambling pathos.

― elmo argonaut, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 18:47 (seventeen years ago) link

i want to believe in Marissa

― ▒█▄█ ▄▄ ▒█▄█, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 19:35 (seventeen years ago) link

man, someone needs to reup the marissa voicemails

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 19:40 (seventeen years ago) link

I had them, but they were lost in the great '06 hard drive crash :( :(

I'm pretty sure some of the old Aja/Dante crew (Dom, forks) would have them??

― elmo argonaut, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 19:45 (seventeen years ago) link

http://a248.e.akamai.net/f/248/5462/2h/twigs-n-sprigs.safeshopper.com/images/b0f8c9q.jpg

― Edward III, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 19:48 (seventeen years ago) link

if we all clap our hands and say we believe, maybe the thread will be unlocked?

― elmo argonaut, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 19:52 (seventeen years ago) link

I like marissa's posts a lot.

― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 20:03 (seventeen years ago) link

I think Confounded has Marissa files, he played them at his old DJ night at least once. Go hound one of those people.

― Laurel, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 20:05 (seventeen years ago) link

what did he play it over?

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 20:21 (seventeen years ago) link

(plz say "Call Me")

― HI DERE, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 20:24 (seventeen years ago) link

867-5309.

― John Justen, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 20:26 (seventeen years ago) link

"911 Is A Joke"

― HI DERE, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 20:37 (seventeen years ago) link

"schizophrenia"

― Edward III, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 20:44 (seventeen years ago) link

Actually I think he played it alone, at the end of the set, and I might have asked him to because I didn't know the phone convo tapes existed up until that point.

― Laurel, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 20:47 (seventeen years ago) link

i have them

― river wolf, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 20:59 (seventeen years ago) link

leonardo dude

― Edward III, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 21:00 (seventeen years ago) link

i will when i get home

― river wolf, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 21:00 (seventeen years ago) link

noice

― Edward III, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 21:01 (seventeen years ago) link

Marissa's totally real. Phone and email conversations on my end.
Not sure why she keeps thinking I'm Joachim, but she does keep saying that.
I still like her music!

― forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 21:55 (seventeen years ago) link

hello marissa

― river wolf, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 23:36 (seventeen years ago) link

marissa 3030

― river wolf, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 23:36 (seventeen years ago) link

So beautiful.

― Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 23:52 (seventeen years ago) link

on my itunes, "story of my life" by marty robbins (/burt bacharach) comes on right after the crazy marissa calls and the goofy whistling intro is pretty much the best followup i could ask for to her madness.

― Fetchboy, Thursday, 22 March 2007 01:58 (seventeen years ago) link

haha this reminds me of when some dude was posting about how people should check out devin and ethan clowned him for acting like devin the dude was obscure on ILM. Or something like that.

deej on Tuesday, March 27, 2007 1:08 PM (7 minutes ago)

great story.

s1ocki on Tuesday, March 27, 2007 1:09 PM (7 minutes ago)

― and what, Tuesday, 27 March 2007 17:17 (seventeen years ago) link

zzz

― deej, Tuesday, 27 March 2007 17:24 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.techcrunch.com/2007/03/27/john-mccains-myspace-page-hacked/

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Tuesday, 27 March 2007 18:34 (seventeen years ago) link

ahahahaasdkf;'k

― sleep, Tuesday, 27 March 2007 18:39 (seventeen years ago) link

and!

http://www.techcrunch.com/wp-content/mccaingroup.png

lololol

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 16:09 (seventeen years ago) link

an incomplete database is no good though. i must go on!

modestmickey on Friday, 30 March 2007 03:28 (3 hours ago)

all you ever do is go on

estela on Friday, 30 March 2007 03:29 (3 hours ago)

― Fetchboy, Friday, 30 March 2007 06:43 (seventeen years ago) link

"ADD TO GORUP" is some funny shit.

― Hurting 2, Friday, 30 March 2007 14:58 (seventeen years ago) link

bell:

Okay, bullshit. But gimme something. I know what I'm saying isn't gonna win friends, and I know it isn't 100% true (or even probably 80% true). But I've been going to harsh/weird/macho shows for decades. And from what I've seen, as long as the band is all male, and not especially attractive or hip, the audience often (NOT ALWAYS) becomes nearly all male.

And I, too, have lots of female friends that go for "challenging" music.

Pye Poudre on Friday, March 30, 2007 2:27 PM (25 minutes ago)

i kind of doubt you have any female friends

bell_labs on Friday, March 30, 2007 2:33 PM (19 minutes ago)

burn!

― am0n, Friday, 30 March 2007 19:01 (seventeen years ago) link

I think the sexualized imagery of this ad is the most nauseating thing about it. Oh noes crying woman holds crotch with her clothes half off... uh... are they trying to get rapists all hot?

-- kenan, Friday, March 30, 2007 11:52 AM (23 hours ago)

you tell us, kenan

-- That one guy that quit, Friday, March 30, 2007 11:55 AM (23 hours ago)

― am0n, Saturday, 31 March 2007 15:18 (seventeen years ago) link

Can you recommend some essential ITALO-DISCO?
-- MusicQuizKing, Friday, April 6, 2007 10:52 AM (59 minutes ago)

Can you recommend me some essential SEARCH FUNCTION?
-- pretzel walrus, Friday, April 6, 2007 10:53 AM (58 minutes ago)

― jaxon, Friday, 6 April 2007 18:53 (seventeen years ago) link

ha. had i scrolled down a tiny bit i woulda seen this

http://www.kenschaefer.com/spyder/pics/StencilUpload/zing.jpg
-- deej, Friday, April 6, 2007 10:57 AM (55 minutes ago)

― jaxon, Friday, 6 April 2007 18:54 (seventeen years ago) link

I like LeWitt the conceptual artist and theorist more so than LeWitt the painter and sculptor.

-- jaymc, Monday, April 9, 2007 11:09 AM (11 minutes ago)

well done but I assume both are dead

RIP

-- RJG, Monday, April 9, 2007 11:15 AM (5 minutes ago)

― jaymc, Monday, 9 April 2007 16:21 (seventeen years ago) link

man, it's been a long 27 years and things have entirely gone to shit politically.

-- Dr Morbius, Thursday, April 5, 2007 5:42 PM (4 days ago)

yeah 27 years ago things were really looking up circa ... reagan???

-- deej, Thursday, April 5, 2007 5:45 PM (4 days ago)

it was morning in America back then *sigh*

-- Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, April 5, 2007 5:47 PM (4 days ago)

― and what, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 16:16 (seventeen years ago) link

In general I don't, but when I'm at store and can't find them, it's kinda hard to ask for where to find them. Often I just go to another store. Today I went to drug store and bought some painkillers, a package of ear plugs, and a pack of condoms, and I was half expecting the clerk to say something like, "Gonna have a rough night, huh?", but of course she didn't.

-- Tuomas, Tuesday, April 10, 2007 2:02 PM (17 minutes ago)
I feel awkward when you buy condoms.

-- kenan, Tuesday, April 10, 2007 2:04 PM (16 minutes ago)

― deej, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 19:21 (seventeen years ago) link

Tuomas as a father, lolz

― sexyDancer, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 19:23 (seventeen years ago) link

holy shit, I cracked up at the picture b/c I thought it was the Onion or something. but it wasn't. :(

-- Ms Misery, Friday, April 13, 2007 3:52 PM (31 minutes ago)

because if it was the onion, it would be funny?

-- cutty, Friday, April 13, 2007 4:06 PM (17 minutes ago)

Satire is funny, yes. Reality, not so much.

-- Ms Misery, Friday, April 13, 2007 4:08 PM (15 minutes ago)

Yes, it would be funny if someone satirized the known racist bias of the furniture industry.

-- kenan, Friday, April 13, 2007 4:18 PM (5 minutes ago)

― deej, Friday, 13 April 2007 21:25 (seventeen years ago) link

argh need to stop posting kenan zings

― deej, Friday, 13 April 2007 21:25 (seventeen years ago) link

arcade fire mediocre?

fuck off mate

-- wesley useche, Saturday, 14 April 2007 08:52 (5 hours ago)

Yeah, mediocre is way too fucking kind!

-- The Reverend, Saturday, 14 April 2007 09:03 (5 hours ago)

― am0n, Saturday, 14 April 2007 14:14 (seventeen years ago) link

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