old to semi-old celebrities you would travel back in time to have lots of sex with.

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Possibly the only thing that made it possible for me to sit through The Chelsea Girls.

stop me before i eat again (j.lu), Wednesday, 4 January 2012 21:23 (five years ago) Permalink

two months pass...

Dear George Gage, 17th Century Diplomat (spy?), agent and art dealer for Charles I, I would travel back to Rome in 1622 to have all the sex with you.


White Chocolate Cheesecake, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 21:56 (five years ago) Permalink

ha, now who does that remind me of?

Number None, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 22:09 (five years ago) Permalink

Thom Yorke in being a vampire shockah!

Mike Love Costume Jewelry on Etsy (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 22:25 (five years ago) Permalink

timestamp 5:54 onwards is my reason why


Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 23:07 (five years ago) Permalink

Emmylou Harris circa 1975-80

banjoboy, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 23:59 (five years ago) Permalink


Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 00:02 (five years ago) Permalink

don't think i'll ever get over martha vickers in the big sleep


less of the same (darraghmac), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 00:28 (five years ago) Permalink


less of the same (darraghmac), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 00:30 (five years ago) Permalink

Lol, all I had to do was glance the painting for George Gage for a couple of seconds, and I knew who made the post before even reading it.

Tuomas, Wednesday, 28 March 2012 08:17 (five years ago) Permalink

Whut? He looks like a ginger Thom Yorke channelling Tilda Swinton in Orlando, WHAT IS NOT TO LOVE ABOUT THAT?!?!/ Are you trying to imply I have a ~type~ or something? ;-)

Popcorn Supergay Receiver (Masonic Boom), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 10:16 (five years ago) Permalink


Martin LaSalle in Pickpocket. He'd be more than welcome to...dip into my purse.

Seraphim? I don't even know him! (j.lu), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 13:13 (five years ago) Permalink


scandalous violet trefusis

mookieproof, Thursday, 29 March 2012 01:34 (five years ago) Permalink

four weeks pass...


mookieproof, Friday, 27 April 2012 04:52 (five years ago) Permalink

Lots of sex so not happening with John Ruskin.

tokyo rosemary, Friday, 27 April 2012 13:46 (five years ago) Permalink

he would have dug vajazzling, he was born in the wrong age

goole, Friday, 27 April 2012 15:17 (five years ago) Permalink

Nah, Ruskin would get some next-generation Japanese robot partner device, in the shape of a Greek statue and designed from the ground up to be hairless and uncomplicated.

Doctor Casino, Friday, 27 April 2012 16:19 (five years ago) Permalink

various inappropriate captions not to thread.

Mark G, Thursday, 3 May 2012 09:12 (five years ago) Permalink

three months pass...

One of the advantages of being over 100 is that everybody is young in comparison. So I don't need a time machine, thank you very much. My favourite bulge-boggling celebrities, even when they're over the hill, are still fifty years younger than me.

What I won't stomach, though, is blubber. Nothing is guaranteed to turn my ardent fuck more quickly into an arid FAQ. Take Morrissey. How on earth can anyone become that lardy on a vegetarian diet? There's only one possible answer: buttered parsnips. All right, margarined parsnips in his case, so that the beautiful butter need not die.

But can you imagine approaching those celebrated lips, source of a million waspish stings, with a rose - in order to reproduce, for a frisky private photo session, those famous Life magazine photographs of Mishima in a loincloth - only to catch an acrid whiff of margarined parsnip and understand exactly why those "mad, mad lovers must pause and draw the line"? Wouldn't you fear that a single thorn from your rose would pop him like a balloon? And where is that loincloth, anyway? Don't say it's ridden up between two flabby folds of vegan buttock?

And yet it's this elephantine yodeling lout - more cake than coke, more Fattenburg than Battenburg, more Debenhams than debonair - who poses, starkers as the stork brought him, on his album sleeves, his cock in a sock. There's clearly much meat in humble pie, but I wouldn't poke that navvy with a jester cane.

Grampsy, Friday, 17 August 2012 15:51 (five years ago) Permalink


if i had a goat's cheese tostada i might cream myself a little (stevie), Friday, 17 August 2012 18:20 (five years ago) Permalink

three weeks pass...

Bedazzled shared this pic on fb today (in honor of, er, the anniversary of her passing).


Jean Seberg=PURE SEX

Instagrams of Lily on My Facebook Wall (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 9 September 2012 00:11 (five years ago) Permalink

Caroline Monroe in 1974


Mirella D'Angelo in 1982


Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 9 September 2012 00:24 (five years ago) Permalink

Emmy Hennings, you are too good for that scoundrel Hugo Ball:

Sadly, as much as I'd like to dictate to her proletariat, neither Rosa Luxemburg or Dolores Ibárruri (La Passionara) are really doing it for me tonight.

A guy who one-shots his coffee before it even cools down (Sanpaku), Sunday, 9 September 2012 01:35 (five years ago) Permalink

ok last one, huge crush on k. - so prettyy


wolves lacan, Sunday, 9 September 2012 02:34 (five years ago) Permalink

young Delta Burke


va va voom!

Broney, Pt. 1 (Pillbox), Sunday, 9 September 2012 03:22 (five years ago) Permalink

i didn't know that jean seberg was dead, never mind so young and unpleasantly. :(

tubular, mondo, gnabry (Merdeyeux), Sunday, 9 September 2012 04:21 (five years ago) Permalink

Yeah, she actually had a pretty shitty life for such an auspicous beginning.

Instagrams of Lily on My Facebook Wall (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 9 September 2012 04:28 (five years ago) Permalink

auspicious, even.

Instagrams of Lily on My Facebook Wall (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 9 September 2012 04:30 (five years ago) Permalink

I think it's generally accepted that Gene Kelly was a bit of a hottie, but this picture OMG.

Madchen, Sunday, 9 September 2012 09:37 (five years ago) Permalink

wolves lacan, you got good taste

*sad hug eomticon* (Control Z), Sunday, 9 September 2012 09:57 (five years ago) Permalink



Michael Daddino, Sunday, 9 September 2012 13:33 (five years ago) Permalink



Michael Daddino, Sunday, 9 September 2012 13:41 (five years ago) Permalink



Sorta funny how baseball still defines my idea of man-sexy even though I haven't followed the game in ages.

Michael Daddino, Sunday, 9 September 2012 14:35 (five years ago) Permalink

Melina Mercouri in the mid 60s

Stevolende, Sunday, 9 September 2012 21:11 (five years ago) Permalink

I like this one of Gary Gentry and Tom Seaver after the 1969 Mets' celebratory apocalypse bcz it looks like they just had ruffsex on the pitcher's mound.


kizz my hairy irish azz (Dr Morbius), Monday, 10 September 2012 17:11 (five years ago) Permalink

oh well, there it is

kizz my hairy irish azz (Dr Morbius), Monday, 10 September 2012 17:11 (five years ago) Permalink

one month passes...



Michael Daddino, Monday, 5 November 2012 00:46 (five years ago) Permalink

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