2012 republican presidential nominee III: can romney get santorum out of his hair?

This woman is pure id.

This k-lopez tweet fetish can't be good for anyone

kathrynlopez Kathryn Jean Lopez
LOVE when before commercial break, host lets you know you will be talking about a piece of yours so you can look and remember what you wrote

man the day unfunny people find out about comedy hash tags is always a terrible day for the rest of us XP

FearRicksVest

alfred do you even have a twitter?

but I follow twits!

@BradThor how many sweatervests in the warroom

Oh Kathryn.

host lets you know you will be talking about a piece of yours

It's not even self-aware enough to be trolling.

I should poll these.

The Sounds Coming Out of Chris Matthews’s Mouth
By Jonah Goldberg

I love the caucus so much. The republicans who either live in the middle of nowhere or are in suburbs/smaller cities who feel "repressed" by their democrat neighbors crawl out of the woodwork and choose the craziest motherfucker.

I wish Bachmann was still pulling this

JIM BOB

QED

Guys, earlier I heard some noise outside and for a minute I thought the local caucus had spilled out into the street and they were yelling, but unfortunately it was just some noisy traffic

have you been to a caucus mh? are they fun?

BRING THE MUTHAFUCKIN CAUCUS

http://www.nodfactor.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/RZA.jpg

ps why aren't you out voting for ron paul

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx8s4nUlaP1qhm4zto1_500.jpg

I did some caucuses in Minnesota growing up. They are fun, with the candidates' names on a whiteboard or easel paper, and voting by hand, and shifting alliances in a room of 40 or 50. Then one year I was a Harkin delegate to the next regional caucus, and all I remember is a guy dressed like Uncle Sam playing "Imagine" on a piano, and at that point I'd had enough of my peers.

Can you blame people, though? I still don't know how in the name of sanity you get Mitt out of Willard. xp

Lol gromit

on a much more trivial note, who's the brunette on cnn?

I've only been to the democrat ones. I think they're probably a little more fun than the alternative.

Santorum is my pick. He represents the common values we can all agree on as Americans of faith. Like Jesus Christ, taking your dead baby home from the hospital to show your kids, and a frothy mixture of fecal matter and lube.

Dana Loesch? Most untrivial.

September 4:

"I think, in the normal course of things, Rick Perry will be the Republican nominee. He is the three-term governor of Texas, a conservative state. He’s been a successful governor. Texas has job growth, the rest of the country’s lost jobs. He’s a populist, which is very much in the spirit of the Republican party today. Mitt Romney is the one-term governor of Massachusetts, whose health care plan isn’t popular with Republicans. So if you just have a normal race, so to speak, if neither candidate does badly in the debates, if voters just get to know them, and it looks the way I just described, Perry is the more normal victor."

Tonight:

“I just think his dignity I think will suggest to him that he get out.”

Ah, Bill Kristol. Hurts being you, doesn't it.

If you give me the out of "if neither candidate does badly in the debates," I actually think his Sept. 4th call was pretty accurate. (Conceding that he probably changed his mind 15 times between then and now.)

me = him (Too much Newt-watching.)

Yeah that actually might have been the one prescient thing he said all year. Perry's vaporware candidacy is amazing to behold.

kathrynlopez Kathryn Jean Lopez
al gore is interjecting something koch bros now. #givemesomethingnewmrveep!

I know who Al Gore is...and I know who the Koch brothers are...but what does that mean?!

Romney and Santorum are separated by 13 votes at the moment.

It's a tight squeeze right now, but I'm hoping Santorum rises up.

I was born to be Andy Richter.

It's a tight squeeze right now, but I'm hoping Santorum rises up.

eww, not a pleasant thought in any sense of the word "Santorum"

also, lol Gingrich

back to lurking

@anamariecox "He has to get his manhood back, go after Santorum" - Chris Matthews on Romney. I have no idea how to improve on that. #iowa

I don't know what to make of Gingrich's 13% tonight. Obviously terrible compared to where he was four weeks ago, but not the under-10% wipeout I was expecting a few days ago. I'd say he probably tread water enough to hang around past Florida, and the good news is that he's really angry and ready to go postal.

Excellent start: Gingrich just spent a minute congratulating Santorum on his excellent night and positive campaign, then said, "I wish I could say the same of every candidate--but I can't."

Newt going postal would liven things up in a most agreeable manner.

newt's entire life is an exercise in going postal innit?!?

that said, he's gonna hang on like a vampire isn't he?!?

It's large, so I'll just link to it, but here's the ad Gingrich is running in NH tomorrow:

http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/newt-mitt.png

all of these guys are dicks!!

just saying

Dicks was the last Republican administration--these are Newts and Mitts and Ricks.

Alfred's hero, David Gergen, says that Gingrich is "on a crusade to bring Mitt Romney down."

robonewt!

if you were forced to share an apartment with one of these assholes for a month, who would you choose?

rick perry (best) - he's really dumb but is seems like he'd give you some space. he apparently believes that he's been chosen by god to, uh, run a terrible campaign and then exit early, but i get the feeling that he only evangelizes when other evangelists are looking. he'd probably leave me alone and pay the rent.
huntsman - almost put him at #1 but it seemed too obvious. he's a fool but at least he doesn't think scientists are evil.
mitt romney - he would be really boring and would probably think less of you for not wearing a sport coat all of the time, and he's a cold and calculating robot, but at least he seems somewhat intelligent.
michele bachman - what a sad state of affairs where this monster somehow doesn't rank last. she would yell at you about the dishes, she'd yell at you for not going to church, she'd just fucking yell at you all of the time.
newt gingrich - he only pays half the rent and tries to make you pay 150% of your own rent, justifying it by laying out a laundry list of things you have done wrong.
santorum (worst) - anything you do is wrong. you are going to hell, and he will always have his annoying, crying family over. also all of the anal froth everywhere, all over the carpet, in the cappucino

they are all rich