2012 republican presidential nominee III: can romney get santorum out of his hair?

Tina Korbe seems only to speak in metaphor:

TinaKorbe
I'm not gonna lie ... This is very anti-climactic. I've been so eager to get this started and now it's a little ... eh.

NICE

has she met K-Lo?

I don't want to know.

Ew. The mental images, they burn.

uh

kathrynlopez Kathryn Jean Lopez
aaron schock is talking about ann romney's baked goods on the romney bus on @mikeallen livestream right now #iacaucus

"Oh she makes a mean pie."

LarrySabato Larry Sabato
Three-way ties are always over-interpreted. Get ready!

kathrynlopez Kathryn Jean Lopez
if you were in iowa tonight, what would you be doing?

kathrynlopez Kathryn Jean Lopez
al gore perplexed by santorum surge #notverysenatorial #liveoncurrenttv

kathrynlopez Kathryn Jean Lopez
there is something about promiscuous electability talk that reminds me of jurors who watch too much csi #anditshows

Read that as "#andshitshows," which, well, yes.

Rick Perry found corn in his santorum

kathrynlopez Kathryn Jean Lopez
fearless prediction: keep an eye out for sweater vests tonight. @FearRicksVest

Jesus god, Alfred, spare us.

This woman is pure id.

This k-lopez tweet fetish can't be good for anyone

kathrynlopez Kathryn Jean Lopez
LOVE when before commercial break, host lets you know you will be talking about a piece of yours so you can look and remember what you wrote

man the day unfunny people find out about comedy hash tags is always a terrible day for the rest of us XP

FearRicksVest

alfred do you even have a twitter?

but I follow twits!

@BradThor how many sweatervests in the warroom

Oh Kathryn.

host lets you know you will be talking about a piece of yours

It's not even self-aware enough to be trolling.

I should poll these.

The Sounds Coming Out of Chris Matthews’s Mouth
By Jonah Goldberg

I love the caucus so much. The republicans who either live in the middle of nowhere or are in suburbs/smaller cities who feel "repressed" by their democrat neighbors crawl out of the woodwork and choose the craziest motherfucker.

I wish Bachmann was still pulling this

JIM BOB

QED

Guys, earlier I heard some noise outside and for a minute I thought the local caucus had spilled out into the street and they were yelling, but unfortunately it was just some noisy traffic

have you been to a caucus mh? are they fun?

BRING THE MUTHAFUCKIN CAUCUS

http://www.nodfactor.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/RZA.jpg

ps why aren't you out voting for ron paul

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx8s4nUlaP1qhm4zto1_500.jpg

I did some caucuses in Minnesota growing up. They are fun, with the candidates' names on a whiteboard or easel paper, and voting by hand, and shifting alliances in a room of 40 or 50. Then one year I was a Harkin delegate to the next regional caucus, and all I remember is a guy dressed like Uncle Sam playing "Imagine" on a piano, and at that point I'd had enough of my peers.

Can you blame people, though? I still don't know how in the name of sanity you get Mitt out of Willard. xp

Lol gromit

on a much more trivial note, who's the brunette on cnn?

I've only been to the democrat ones. I think they're probably a little more fun than the alternative.

Santorum is my pick. He represents the common values we can all agree on as Americans of faith. Like Jesus Christ, taking your dead baby home from the hospital to show your kids, and a frothy mixture of fecal matter and lube.

Dana Loesch? Most untrivial.

September 4:

"I think, in the normal course of things, Rick Perry will be the Republican nominee. He is the three-term governor of Texas, a conservative state. He’s been a successful governor. Texas has job growth, the rest of the country’s lost jobs. He’s a populist, which is very much in the spirit of the Republican party today. Mitt Romney is the one-term governor of Massachusetts, whose health care plan isn’t popular with Republicans. So if you just have a normal race, so to speak, if neither candidate does badly in the debates, if voters just get to know them, and it looks the way I just described, Perry is the more normal victor."

Tonight:

“I just think his dignity I think will suggest to him that he get out.”

Ah, Bill Kristol. Hurts being you, doesn't it.

If you give me the out of "if neither candidate does badly in the debates," I actually think his Sept. 4th call was pretty accurate. (Conceding that he probably changed his mind 15 times between then and now.)

me = him (Too much Newt-watching.)

Yeah that actually might have been the one prescient thing he said all year. Perry's vaporware candidacy is amazing to behold.

kathrynlopez Kathryn Jean Lopez
al gore is interjecting something koch bros now. #givemesomethingnewmrveep!

I know who Al Gore is...and I know who the Koch brothers are...but what does that mean?!

Romney and Santorum are separated by 13 votes at the moment.

It's a tight squeeze right now, but I'm hoping Santorum rises up.

I was born to be Andy Richter.