2012 republican presidential nominee III: can romney get santorum out of his hair?

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Two witches and a bowling ball?

drowning in a shark-infested lake?

dingdingding ^^

Can you make it one of those little dancing gifs, with the Jaws theme overtop? That'd be cool.

Honestly, this is riveting. There's a lady in a green sweater counting out little green pieces of paper--"68, 69, 70, 71, 72"--and the CNN reporter explains what's happening: "She's finished counting, Wolf: 72."

It's almost cute:

Tagg Romney 08:58 PM ET
Just spoke in urbandale for my dad. Lots of support, felt great. Very different feel vs 2008!

Griffin Perry 08:58 PM ET
Just finished my caucus in Ankeny, IA. Lots of support and spoke between Paul and Thune. Hope I made @GovernorPerry proud!! Love you dad!

Your names are Tagg and Griffin, and the latter of you is not Griffin Dunne. Get fucked. (With each other, then see what happens.)

everyone get ready to google ron paul ive got a good feeling!

No human is named Tagg. There is no such person.

Good lord, look at this:

http://www.foxnews.com/on-air/hannity/sites/foxnews.com.on-air.hannity/files/images/040809_taggromney.jpg

I linked to this is another thread; he's real, and he's spectacular.

http://www.solameregroup.com/bio/item/1/

Not that Griffin is much better:

http://img.coxnewsweb.com/B/09/59/22/image_5122599.jpg

jamesoliphant Name of bar at Santorum hotel: "Loose Moose Saloon."

jamesoliphant Plenty of parking still available at Santorum event.

Mitt Romney -- younger, on 'roids, and a sodomite!

ivethirtyeight Nate Silver
Paul Hits 50 Percent on Intrade nyti.ms/y7HKL3
1 minute ago

Griffin looks like kind of a Michael Cera / Jonah Hill mashup.

isnt one of the palins named tagg too

Haha holy shit:

Ron Paul @RonPaul
@JonHuntsman we found your one Iowa voter, he's in Linn precinct 5 you might want to call him and say thanks.

damnnnn

You're thinking of Tonka Palin.

Ron Paul winning 52% of voters under 30, according to entrance polls.

lmao

trapp palin

Trapper Palin, MD.

sonned by a 76-year-old racist

sry it had to happen this way john huntsman

The Corner is a hoot.

k-lo must be afroth over the santorum surge

apt metaphor

Ha:

http://www.nationalreview.com/corner/287086/people-have-forfeited-confidence-government-mark-krikorian

plz god i know we dont talk much but if the final results for tonight could finish in this order id be oh so appreciative

joshtpm Josh Marshall
9:20 PM Paul 24%, Santorum 23.2%, Romney 22.6%. 18% reporting. core.talkingpointsmemo.com/election/resul…
1 minute ago

man, this santorum surge really bubbled up out of nowhere, didn't it?

No human is named Tagg.

http://i.fanpix.net/images/orig/m/y/mywfqg6ocj676gcw.jpg

and by santorum surge i mean the frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex

The Santorum surge came suddenly after bottoming out early.

is there any evidence that totally insane republican primaries will depress support from independents?

I really wish Andrew Sullivan had given some more thought to the video he's got up top.

Adding to all this sex:

TinaKorbe
Wow. The top three are SO tight.

i already lynxd this on ilx today but in light of the recent events: http://www.nybooks.com/articles/archives/2012/jan/12/republicans-revolution/

With 24% in, wow: Santorum, 23.2/Romney, 23.2/Paul, 23.0.

And Cain beating Roemer, 10 votes to 8.

yeah, i read that effing lilla review of the corey robin book. i guess lilla's probably right and is a lot smarter than me, but i hate him.

id like to take a moment to speak to the great state of new hampshire if i can: listen i know everyone is saying youve settled on romney, and if that is truly yr choice i respect it, but i really think you should take a second to google ron paul, hes a perfect fit for all you grumpy ass nutjobs, he IS a grumpy ass nutjob, you were made for each other, thank you

that is so otm; new hampshire is insane

why are vt and nh so dissimilar

nh is upside down

nh raised by wolves

@JonHuntsman we found your one Iowa voter, he's in Linn precinct 5 you might want to call him and say thanks.

Ice cold.

http://www.google.com/elections/ed/us/results

I dig this page. Very nice.

Tina Korbe seems only to speak in metaphor:

TinaKorbe
I'm not gonna lie ... This is very anti-climactic. I've been so eager to get this started and now it's a little ... eh.