I fully expect a 10-7 Bronco victory (with the Broncos 10 points coming on a pick-6 and a 60-yard FG)
You guys just don't UNDERSTAND Tebowmania. Clearly, he has to enter the playoffs in the shittiest fashion possible (getting blown out twice, then putting up 3 points at home)
― frogbs, Tuesday, 3 January 2012 20:39 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.celebathletes.com/sports_gossip/football/tim-tebow-is-a-ladies-man/"Girls druel over Tim Tebow. That goes without saying, he is a super star athlete with fame, soon to be fortune, two national titles and he is strong as an ox. Well he made a visit to the House of Representatives yesterday and when the rumor that he was in the building passed, the women were in a cold sweet."
― Wesley Crusher: Teenage F#ck Machine (forksclovetofu), Monday, 19 March 2012 16:39 (twelve years ago) link
"druel"
― call all destroyer, Monday, 19 March 2012 16:44 (twelve years ago) link
boys ruel, girls druel, mercedes ruehl
― Wesley Crusher: Teenage F#ck Machine (forksclovetofu), Monday, 19 March 2012 16:45 (twelve years ago) link
those poor women, trapped in a cold sweet
― thuggish ruggish Brahms (DJP), Monday, 19 March 2012 16:47 (twelve years ago) link
while checking the spelling of ruehl's name i found this which is pretty classic:http://www3.sympatico.ca/brooksdr/ruehl.htm
― Wesley Crusher: Teenage F#ck Machine (forksclovetofu), Monday, 19 March 2012 16:50 (twelve years ago) link
lol
― Johnny Fever, Monday, 19 March 2012 16:52 (twelve years ago) link
Another Anonymous writes: Mercedes, who is from Cuba...........and not far from Haiti..........where there is lots of "voodoo".........I think Mercedes was (or is) involved in VooDoo....... I'd bet a bundle she is involved in it...........and I don't know if that is a bad thing or what.........I do know one thing...........and that is..........I would never do anything to hurt another human being........and if one is using VooDoo to do evil..........that is NOT A GOOD THING.........even for revenge................. I believe she is very dangerous in her power, and will use it to no good end....... she has no moralistic way about her...............she is evil........... I feel she has put a spell on me too.........I don't exactly understand all of this... but ever since I met her..........my life has been a living hell........ [Editor: The above passage is only 5% of the complete e-mail that I received. The writer also accused Ms. Ruehl of phone tapping, witchcraft and five years of harassment using the occult arts. Hmmmmmm. I'm not sure if this story supports my cause.]
Mercedes, who is from Cuba...........and not far from Haiti..........where there is lots of "voodoo".........I think Mercedes was (or is) involved in VooDoo....... I'd bet a bundle she is involved in it...........and I don't know if that is a bad thing or what.........I do know one thing...........and that is..........I would never do anything to hurt another human being........and if one is using VooDoo to do evil..........that is NOT A GOOD THING.........even for revenge.................
I believe she is very dangerous in her power, and will use it to no good end....... she has no moralistic way about her...............she is evil........... I feel she has put a spell on me too.........I don't exactly understand all of this... but ever since I met her..........my life has been a living hell........
[Editor: The above passage is only 5% of the complete e-mail that I received. The writer also accused Ms. Ruehl of phone tapping, witchcraft and five years of harassment using the occult arts. Hmmmmmm. I'm not sure if this story supports my cause.]
M@ri$a?
― Wesley Crusher: Teenage F#ck Machine (forksclovetofu), Monday, 19 March 2012 16:58 (twelve years ago) link
i wonder if john elway is kicking himself for allowing tebow and his shakey popgun arm to start. now -- through "smoke and mirrors" that won't yield long-term success -- tebow's helped denver win itself out of contention for a top-tier quarterback.
― Daniel, Esq., Saturday, November 19, 2011 10:15 PM (4 months ago)
― The term “hipster racism” from Carmen Van Kerckhove at Racialicious (nakhchivan), Monday, 19 March 2012 23:02 (twelve years ago) link
in his defense, do you think the broncs would have made as serious a play for ANY other qb but peyton?
― Wesley Crusher: Teenage F#ck Machine (forksclovetofu), Monday, 19 March 2012 23:14 (twelve years ago) link
sure
― been to lots of college and twitter (k3vin k.), Monday, 19 March 2012 23:14 (twelve years ago) link
did they?
― Wesley Crusher: Teenage F#ck Machine (forksclovetofu), Monday, 19 March 2012 23:17 (twelve years ago) link
were they on the board for flynn at any point?
I don't think I heard anything about them looking at other QBs.
― polyphonic, Monday, 19 March 2012 23:19 (twelve years ago) link
peyton is just the perfect answer; no matter how t-boner zealous your fans are, they're gonna give peytey a shotbut man how depressing would it be if dude got benched for tebow halfway into the season; what a legacy killer
― Wesley Crusher: Teenage F#ck Machine (forksclovetofu), Monday, 19 March 2012 23:21 (twelve years ago) link
they wouldn't have made a serious play for any other FA besides peyton, no, but i'm almost positive they were gonna draft a qb this year or next
― 3hunn O))) (J0rdan S.), Monday, 19 March 2012 23:58 (twelve years ago) link
is this a real thing
Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter Reply Retweet Favorite · OpenOn Easter Sunday, about 30,000 people are expected to attend the Celebration Church in Austin, Tx., and hear Jets QB Tim Tebow preach.
― johnny crunch, Friday, 6 April 2012 21:52 (twelve years ago) link
yup. happened. NFL is just a stepping stone for him.
― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 11 April 2012 01:04 (twelve years ago) link
Only 15k though. And they probably would've got a lot of people for easter with or without him.
― polyphonic, Wednesday, 11 April 2012 04:16 (twelve years ago) link
do we have a transcript
am i going to hell
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 11 April 2012 04:24 (twelve years ago) link
http://images.thepostgame.com/sites/default/files/Tim-Tebow-013_BP.jpg
― omar little, Tuesday, 14 August 2012 20:44 (eleven years ago) link
oh
come
ON
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 14 August 2012 20:46 (eleven years ago) link
http://theotherjournal.com/amishjihadi/files/2011/12/tebow-jesus.jpg
― omar little, Tuesday, 14 August 2012 20:49 (eleven years ago) link
jesus has risenhe just cant throw that well
― blue öyster crüt (m bison), Tuesday, 14 August 2012 20:49 (eleven years ago) link
will the tebowbe unbrokenby the by lord by the by
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 14 August 2012 20:55 (eleven years ago) link
if that doesn't make him tacklebait nothing will
reminiscent of the shot of a-rod kissing himself in the mirror
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 14 August 2012 21:03 (eleven years ago) link
otm
or the Sanchez pic of him in the white pimp trousers
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 14 August 2012 21:05 (eleven years ago) link
lord of the dance
― "Batshit crazy," the foam clog tycoon said. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 15 August 2012 02:52 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.theonion.com/articles/ground-emerges-as-tim-tebows-favorite-target,29210/
― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 17 August 2012 15:45 (eleven years ago) link
god bless the Onion
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 17 August 2012 17:05 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.nfl.com/qs/tebowzone/index.jsp
― turds (Hungry4Ass), Friday, 28 September 2012 13:36 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.imagecpr.com/imagecpr.com%20uploads/2012/09/TEBOW-HELMET.gif
― set me on fire RAAAAH (DJP), Friday, 28 September 2012 13:39 (eleven years ago) link
― turds (Hungry4Ass), Friday, 28 September 2012 13:44 (eleven years ago) link
quite honestly I don't care what happens for the rest of the season, I am just ecstatic and privileged that I got to see that play live
also boggling @ TebowZone
― set me on fire RAAAAH (DJP), Friday, 28 September 2012 13:59 (eleven years ago) link
― (alternatively, “Respec’”) (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 6 December 2012 20:44 (eleven years ago) link
jacksonville? nope.
― Hunt3r, Thursday, 10 January 2013 22:02 (eleven years ago) link
OAKLAND, sorry veg but girl u know its tru
― What am I, in France? (forksclovetofu), Friday, 11 January 2013 16:47 (eleven years ago) link
shut up shut up shut up
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 11 January 2013 16:49 (eleven years ago) link
Canadians would probably love the Teebs.
― Johnny Fever, Friday, 11 January 2013 16:57 (eleven years ago) link
this motherfucker is running for president, no way he goes to euro/canada/xfl
― What am I, in France? (forksclovetofu), Friday, 11 January 2013 16:58 (eleven years ago) link
wish he would just embrace being a tight end already
― What am I, in France? (forksclovetofu), Friday, 11 January 2013 16:59 (eleven years ago) link
The results of the poll made me giggle.
― Loud guitars shit all over "Bette Davis Eyes" (NYCNative), Friday, 18 January 2013 23:02 (eleven years ago) link
― Bel-Air the Fresh Prince, sitting in a chair (DJP), Friday, 18 January 2013 23:11 (eleven years ago) link
please insert the word "blocking" between "a" and "tight"
― an old penis drawing is now "new and notable" (forksclovetofu), Friday, 18 January 2013 23:20 (eleven years ago) link
hey, remember this guy?
― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 3 April 2013 02:40 (eleven years ago) link
NEVAR FORGET
― the pheromones of hot clothing (DJP), Wednesday, 3 April 2013 02:50 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap1000000158803/article/new-york-jets-hopeful-theyll-find-suitor-for-tim-tebow
NFL.com's Ian Rapoport said Tuesday on "NFL Total Access" there's no buzz connecting Tebow to another team at this time. This is an unfortunate reality for the Jets, who sunk two draft picks and $2.5 million to obtain Tebow from the Denver Broncos last year. Tebow reportedly plans to attend voluntary workouts if he's still on the roster. Rapoport said the Jets are open to keeping Tebow in-house for minicamp and OTAs with the hopes that a suitor eventually emerges. And while Tebow could have a role in early team activities -- however awkward that might be -- Rapoport has been told it remains "highly unlikely" Tebow will be on the Jets by the time training camp begins in July.
― gr8 tr∞lls i have known (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 10 April 2013 02:29 (eleven years ago) link
i don't like tebow but honestly kelly should scoop him up.
― Mordy, Wednesday, 10 April 2013 02:32 (eleven years ago) link
it just seems like wherever he goes the team should be able to make back his contract with what they make on jersey sales alone
― gr8 tr∞lls i have known (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 10 April 2013 02:35 (eleven years ago) link