will tim tebow have a good nfl career?

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I fully expect a 10-7 Bronco victory (with the Broncos 10 points coming on a pick-6 and a 60-yard FG)

You guys just don't UNDERSTAND Tebowmania. Clearly, he has to enter the playoffs in the shittiest fashion possible (getting blown out twice, then putting up 3 points at home)

frogbs, Tuesday, 3 January 2012 20:39 (twelve years ago) link

two months pass...

http://www.celebathletes.com/sports_gossip/football/tim-tebow-is-a-ladies-man/
"Girls druel over Tim Tebow. That goes without saying, he is a super star athlete with fame, soon to be fortune, two national titles and he is strong as an ox. Well he made a visit to the House of Representatives yesterday and when the rumor that he was in the building passed, the women were in a cold sweet."

Wesley Crusher: Teenage F#ck Machine (forksclovetofu), Monday, 19 March 2012 16:39 (twelve years ago) link

"druel"

call all destroyer, Monday, 19 March 2012 16:44 (twelve years ago) link

boys ruel, girls druel, mercedes ruehl

Wesley Crusher: Teenage F#ck Machine (forksclovetofu), Monday, 19 March 2012 16:45 (twelve years ago) link

those poor women, trapped in a cold sweet

thuggish ruggish Brahms (DJP), Monday, 19 March 2012 16:47 (twelve years ago) link

while checking the spelling of ruehl's name i found this which is pretty classic:
http://www3.sympatico.ca/brooksdr/ruehl.htm

Wesley Crusher: Teenage F#ck Machine (forksclovetofu), Monday, 19 March 2012 16:50 (twelve years ago) link

lol

Johnny Fever, Monday, 19 March 2012 16:52 (twelve years ago) link

Another Anonymous writes:

Mercedes, who is from Cuba...........and not far from Haiti..........where there is lots of "voodoo".........I think Mercedes was (or is) involved in VooDoo....... I'd bet a bundle she is involved in it...........and I don't know if that is a bad thing or what.........I do know one thing...........and that is..........I would never do anything to hurt another human being........and if one is using VooDoo to do evil..........that is NOT A GOOD THING.........even for revenge.................

I believe she is very dangerous in her power, and will use it to no good end....... she has no moralistic way about her...............she is evil........... I feel she has put a spell on me too.........I don't exactly understand all of this... but ever since I met her..........my life has been a living hell........

[Editor: The above passage is only 5% of the complete e-mail that I received. The writer also accused Ms. Ruehl of phone tapping, witchcraft and five years of harassment using the occult arts. Hmmmmmm. I'm not sure if this story supports my cause.]

M@ri$a?

Wesley Crusher: Teenage F#ck Machine (forksclovetofu), Monday, 19 March 2012 16:58 (twelve years ago) link

i wonder if john elway is kicking himself for allowing tebow and his shakey popgun arm to start. now -- through "smoke and mirrors" that won't yield long-term success -- tebow's helped denver win itself out of contention for a top-tier quarterback.

― Daniel, Esq., Saturday, November 19, 2011 10:15 PM (4 months ago)

in his defense, do you think the broncs would have made as serious a play for ANY other qb but peyton?

Wesley Crusher: Teenage F#ck Machine (forksclovetofu), Monday, 19 March 2012 23:14 (twelve years ago) link

sure

been to lots of college and twitter (k3vin k.), Monday, 19 March 2012 23:14 (twelve years ago) link

did they?

Wesley Crusher: Teenage F#ck Machine (forksclovetofu), Monday, 19 March 2012 23:17 (twelve years ago) link

were they on the board for flynn at any point?

Wesley Crusher: Teenage F#ck Machine (forksclovetofu), Monday, 19 March 2012 23:17 (twelve years ago) link

I don't think I heard anything about them looking at other QBs.

polyphonic, Monday, 19 March 2012 23:19 (twelve years ago) link

peyton is just the perfect answer; no matter how t-boner zealous your fans are, they're gonna give peytey a shot
but man how depressing would it be if dude got benched for tebow halfway into the season; what a legacy killer

Wesley Crusher: Teenage F#ck Machine (forksclovetofu), Monday, 19 March 2012 23:21 (twelve years ago) link

they wouldn't have made a serious play for any other FA besides peyton, no, but i'm almost positive they were gonna draft a qb this year or next

3hunn O))) (J0rdan S.), Monday, 19 March 2012 23:58 (twelve years ago) link

two weeks pass...

is this a real thing

Adam Schefter ‏ @AdamSchefter Reply Retweet Favorite · Open
On Easter Sunday, about 30,000 people are expected to attend the Celebration Church in Austin, Tx., and hear Jets QB Tim Tebow preach.

johnny crunch, Friday, 6 April 2012 21:52 (twelve years ago) link

yup. happened. NFL is just a stepping stone for him.

all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 11 April 2012 01:04 (twelve years ago) link

Only 15k though. And they probably would've got a lot of people for easter with or without him.

polyphonic, Wednesday, 11 April 2012 04:16 (twelve years ago) link

do we have a transcript

am i going to hell

mookieproof, Wednesday, 11 April 2012 04:24 (twelve years ago) link

four months pass...

oh

come

ON

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 14 August 2012 20:46 (eleven years ago) link

jesus has risen
he just cant throw that well

blue öyster crüt (m bison), Tuesday, 14 August 2012 20:49 (eleven years ago) link

will the tebow
be unbroken
by the by lord by the by

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 14 August 2012 20:55 (eleven years ago) link

if that doesn't make him tacklebait nothing will

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 14 August 2012 20:55 (eleven years ago) link

reminiscent of the shot of a-rod kissing himself in the mirror

mookieproof, Tuesday, 14 August 2012 21:03 (eleven years ago) link

otm

or the Sanchez pic of him in the white pimp trousers

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 14 August 2012 21:05 (eleven years ago) link

lord of the dance

"Batshit crazy," the foam clog tycoon said. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 15 August 2012 02:52 (eleven years ago) link

god bless the Onion

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 17 August 2012 17:05 (eleven years ago) link

one month passes...

http://www.nfl.com/qs/tebowzone/index.jsp

turds (Hungry4Ass), Friday, 28 September 2012 13:36 (eleven years ago) link

lol

turds (Hungry4Ass), Friday, 28 September 2012 13:44 (eleven years ago) link

quite honestly I don't care what happens for the rest of the season, I am just ecstatic and privileged that I got to see that play live

also boggling @ TebowZone

set me on fire RAAAAH (DJP), Friday, 28 September 2012 13:59 (eleven years ago) link

two months pass...

lol

(alternatively, “Respec’”) (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 6 December 2012 20:44 (eleven years ago) link

one month passes...

jacksonville? nope.

Hunt3r, Thursday, 10 January 2013 22:02 (eleven years ago) link

OAKLAND, sorry veg but girl u know its tru

What am I, in France? (forksclovetofu), Friday, 11 January 2013 16:47 (eleven years ago) link

shut up shut up shut up

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 11 January 2013 16:49 (eleven years ago) link

Canadians would probably love the Teebs.

Johnny Fever, Friday, 11 January 2013 16:57 (eleven years ago) link

this motherfucker is running for president, no way he goes to euro/canada/xfl

What am I, in France? (forksclovetofu), Friday, 11 January 2013 16:58 (eleven years ago) link

wish he would just embrace being a tight end already

What am I, in France? (forksclovetofu), Friday, 11 January 2013 16:59 (eleven years ago) link

The results of the poll made me giggle.

Loud guitars shit all over "Bette Davis Eyes" (NYCNative), Friday, 18 January 2013 23:02 (eleven years ago) link

wish he would just embrace being a tight end already

http://www.imagecpr.com/imagecpr.com%20uploads/2012/09/TEBOW-HELMET.gif

Bel-Air the Fresh Prince, sitting in a chair (DJP), Friday, 18 January 2013 23:11 (eleven years ago) link

please insert the word "blocking" between "a" and "tight"

an old penis drawing is now "new and notable" (forksclovetofu), Friday, 18 January 2013 23:20 (eleven years ago) link

two months pass...

hey, remember this guy?

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 3 April 2013 02:40 (eleven years ago) link

NEVAR FORGET

the pheromones of hot clothing (DJP), Wednesday, 3 April 2013 02:50 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap1000000158803/article/new-york-jets-hopeful-theyll-find-suitor-for-tim-tebow

NFL.com's Ian Rapoport said Tuesday on "NFL Total Access" there's no buzz connecting Tebow to another team at this time. This is an unfortunate reality for the Jets, who sunk two draft picks and $2.5 million to obtain Tebow from the Denver Broncos last year. Tebow reportedly plans to attend voluntary workouts if he's still on the roster. Rapoport said the Jets are open to keeping Tebow in-house for minicamp and OTAs with the hopes that a suitor eventually emerges. And while Tebow could have a role in early team activities -- however awkward that might be -- Rapoport has been told it remains "highly unlikely" Tebow will be on the Jets by the time training camp begins in July.

gr8 tr∞lls i have known (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 10 April 2013 02:29 (eleven years ago) link

i don't like tebow but honestly kelly should scoop him up.

Mordy, Wednesday, 10 April 2013 02:32 (eleven years ago) link

it just seems like wherever he goes the team should be able to make back his contract with what they make on jersey sales alone

gr8 tr∞lls i have known (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 10 April 2013 02:35 (eleven years ago) link


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