will tim tebow have a good nfl career?

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there was an interesting column by a miami sportswriter, after a stanford loss, arguing that maybe andrew luck is overrated. i think the writer said luck looked like chad pennington with a stronger arm. that's . . . okay. not saying the writer is correct, just an interesting observation.

― Daniel, Esq., Saturday, November 19, 2011 7:56 PM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

(young) pennington w/a (much) stronger arm would be really good!

ice cr?m, Sunday, 20 November 2011 01:12 (twelve years ago) link

well if you can't stomach Tebow now, don't expect the hoohah to die down anytime soon as long as he approaches at least some level of mediocrity and his team keeps winning (regardless of whether he has anything to do with it).

Hell, the media and half the fans were STILL on Michael Vick's jock pre-dogfighting, and would explain away all of his faults. Granted that 1,000 yard season as a QB was pretty neato but he still had horrible accuracy issues and all you'd hear was still things like "YOU HAVE TO GAMEPLAN FOR VICK" or "YOU CAN'T MEASURE HIM WITH TODAY'S STATISTICS!"

Neanderthal, Sunday, 20 November 2011 01:12 (twelve years ago) link

he wasn't magical though

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 20 November 2011 01:13 (twelve years ago) link

or miraculous

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 20 November 2011 01:13 (twelve years ago) link

well don't worry guys i will spend all week if i have to summoning the spirit of Ty Detmer to enter Tebow's body by gametime

Neanderthal, Sunday, 20 November 2011 01:15 (twelve years ago) link

eh a big arm is just one thing scouts love. Plenty of scouts hated Jamarcus, who had the biggest arm ever. also "big arm" can mean chunking it down field jeff george style but it can also mean zipping passes out to the flat.

― Matt Armstrong, Saturday, November 19, 2011 8:09 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark

otm

i do agree though that the scouts generally look at the wrong things, they love guys with "big arms" who can throw 50 yards downfield which is a throw they almost never have to make anyway.

arm strength isnt really about the 50 yard bomb, it's about driving the ball on the deep out or the 22 yard dig, it's about fitting balls into tiny spaces (pause) - it's absolutely a necessary part of a franchise QB's toolkit. QBs who can throw with serious velocity are prized for a good reason, and QBs who struggle to drive the ball will also struggle with running multidimensional passing games that can attack every level of a defense. you can certainly make do with guys who lack arm strength if they make up for it in other areas, but it requires that you run an offense suited to his limitations, which of course makes you easier to defend

The sham nation of Israel should be destroyed. (Princess TamTam), Sunday, 20 November 2011 01:44 (twelve years ago) link

^^

ice cr?m, Sunday, 20 November 2011 01:58 (twelve years ago) link

its hard to zip a pass thrown end over end #tebowtips

dead precedents politics as usual (Hunt3r), Sunday, 20 November 2011 03:03 (twelve years ago) link

but it's not even that TT doesn't have a big arm as much as his release is visibly long and non-repeating? Like

Waxahachie Swap (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Sunday, 20 November 2011 05:07 (twelve years ago) link

like = dislike, I guess

Waxahachie Swap (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Sunday, 20 November 2011 05:07 (twelve years ago) link

one month passes...

http://letmejustsayit.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/noodle-arms.jpg

omar little, Monday, 2 January 2012 19:17 (twelve years ago) link

Tebowmania didn't even last as long as Fernandomainia.

earlnash, Monday, 2 January 2012 19:52 (twelve years ago) link

well, until he wins the superbowl at least

do you want me to share what i know w/ you or not? (forksclovetofu), Monday, 2 January 2012 20:27 (twelve years ago) link

guy in my office is arguing that tebow is a 'winner'

mookieproof, Tuesday, 3 January 2012 18:01 (twelve years ago) link

he is, demonstrably, a "chicken dinner"

walking liquidity crisis (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 3 January 2012 18:13 (twelve years ago) link

I fully expect a 10-7 Bronco victory (with the Broncos 10 points coming on a pick-6 and a 60-yard FG)

You guys just don't UNDERSTAND Tebowmania. Clearly, he has to enter the playoffs in the shittiest fashion possible (getting blown out twice, then putting up 3 points at home)

frogbs, Tuesday, 3 January 2012 20:39 (twelve years ago) link

two months pass...

http://www.celebathletes.com/sports_gossip/football/tim-tebow-is-a-ladies-man/
"Girls druel over Tim Tebow. That goes without saying, he is a super star athlete with fame, soon to be fortune, two national titles and he is strong as an ox. Well he made a visit to the House of Representatives yesterday and when the rumor that he was in the building passed, the women were in a cold sweet."

Wesley Crusher: Teenage F#ck Machine (forksclovetofu), Monday, 19 March 2012 16:39 (twelve years ago) link

"druel"

call all destroyer, Monday, 19 March 2012 16:44 (twelve years ago) link

boys ruel, girls druel, mercedes ruehl

Wesley Crusher: Teenage F#ck Machine (forksclovetofu), Monday, 19 March 2012 16:45 (twelve years ago) link

those poor women, trapped in a cold sweet

thuggish ruggish Brahms (DJP), Monday, 19 March 2012 16:47 (twelve years ago) link

while checking the spelling of ruehl's name i found this which is pretty classic:
http://www3.sympatico.ca/brooksdr/ruehl.htm

Wesley Crusher: Teenage F#ck Machine (forksclovetofu), Monday, 19 March 2012 16:50 (twelve years ago) link

lol

Johnny Fever, Monday, 19 March 2012 16:52 (twelve years ago) link

Another Anonymous writes:

Mercedes, who is from Cuba...........and not far from Haiti..........where there is lots of "voodoo".........I think Mercedes was (or is) involved in VooDoo....... I'd bet a bundle she is involved in it...........and I don't know if that is a bad thing or what.........I do know one thing...........and that is..........I would never do anything to hurt another human being........and if one is using VooDoo to do evil..........that is NOT A GOOD THING.........even for revenge.................

I believe she is very dangerous in her power, and will use it to no good end....... she has no moralistic way about her...............she is evil........... I feel she has put a spell on me too.........I don't exactly understand all of this... but ever since I met her..........my life has been a living hell........

[Editor: The above passage is only 5% of the complete e-mail that I received. The writer also accused Ms. Ruehl of phone tapping, witchcraft and five years of harassment using the occult arts. Hmmmmmm. I'm not sure if this story supports my cause.]

M@ri$a?

Wesley Crusher: Teenage F#ck Machine (forksclovetofu), Monday, 19 March 2012 16:58 (twelve years ago) link

i wonder if john elway is kicking himself for allowing tebow and his shakey popgun arm to start. now -- through "smoke and mirrors" that won't yield long-term success -- tebow's helped denver win itself out of contention for a top-tier quarterback.

― Daniel, Esq., Saturday, November 19, 2011 10:15 PM (4 months ago)

in his defense, do you think the broncs would have made as serious a play for ANY other qb but peyton?

Wesley Crusher: Teenage F#ck Machine (forksclovetofu), Monday, 19 March 2012 23:14 (twelve years ago) link

sure

been to lots of college and twitter (k3vin k.), Monday, 19 March 2012 23:14 (twelve years ago) link

did they?

Wesley Crusher: Teenage F#ck Machine (forksclovetofu), Monday, 19 March 2012 23:17 (twelve years ago) link

were they on the board for flynn at any point?

Wesley Crusher: Teenage F#ck Machine (forksclovetofu), Monday, 19 March 2012 23:17 (twelve years ago) link

I don't think I heard anything about them looking at other QBs.

polyphonic, Monday, 19 March 2012 23:19 (twelve years ago) link

peyton is just the perfect answer; no matter how t-boner zealous your fans are, they're gonna give peytey a shot
but man how depressing would it be if dude got benched for tebow halfway into the season; what a legacy killer

Wesley Crusher: Teenage F#ck Machine (forksclovetofu), Monday, 19 March 2012 23:21 (twelve years ago) link

they wouldn't have made a serious play for any other FA besides peyton, no, but i'm almost positive they were gonna draft a qb this year or next

3hunn O))) (J0rdan S.), Monday, 19 March 2012 23:58 (twelve years ago) link

two weeks pass...

is this a real thing

Adam Schefter ‏ @AdamSchefter Reply Retweet Favorite · Open
On Easter Sunday, about 30,000 people are expected to attend the Celebration Church in Austin, Tx., and hear Jets QB Tim Tebow preach.

johnny crunch, Friday, 6 April 2012 21:52 (twelve years ago) link

yup. happened. NFL is just a stepping stone for him.

all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 11 April 2012 01:04 (twelve years ago) link

Only 15k though. And they probably would've got a lot of people for easter with or without him.

polyphonic, Wednesday, 11 April 2012 04:16 (twelve years ago) link

do we have a transcript

am i going to hell

mookieproof, Wednesday, 11 April 2012 04:24 (twelve years ago) link

four months pass...

oh

come

ON

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 14 August 2012 20:46 (eleven years ago) link

jesus has risen
he just cant throw that well

blue öyster crüt (m bison), Tuesday, 14 August 2012 20:49 (eleven years ago) link

will the tebow
be unbroken
by the by lord by the by

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 14 August 2012 20:55 (eleven years ago) link

if that doesn't make him tacklebait nothing will

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 14 August 2012 20:55 (eleven years ago) link

reminiscent of the shot of a-rod kissing himself in the mirror

mookieproof, Tuesday, 14 August 2012 21:03 (eleven years ago) link

otm

or the Sanchez pic of him in the white pimp trousers

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 14 August 2012 21:05 (eleven years ago) link

lord of the dance

"Batshit crazy," the foam clog tycoon said. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 15 August 2012 02:52 (eleven years ago) link

god bless the Onion

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 17 August 2012 17:05 (eleven years ago) link

one month passes...

http://www.nfl.com/qs/tebowzone/index.jsp

turds (Hungry4Ass), Friday, 28 September 2012 13:36 (eleven years ago) link

lol

turds (Hungry4Ass), Friday, 28 September 2012 13:44 (eleven years ago) link

quite honestly I don't care what happens for the rest of the season, I am just ecstatic and privileged that I got to see that play live

also boggling @ TebowZone

set me on fire RAAAAH (DJP), Friday, 28 September 2012 13:59 (eleven years ago) link


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