in a footballing team like swansea he might look a bit more impressive
― ₪_₪ (darraghmac), Saturday, 19 November 2011 18:13 (twelve years ago) link
wayne rooney's building a giant windowless shed
― conrad, Saturday, 19 November 2011 18:19 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.bdonline.co.uk/news/wayne-rooney-hires-architect-to-design-shed/5027756.article
― conrad, Saturday, 19 November 2011 18:22 (twelve years ago) link
Good article
― Number None, Saturday, 19 November 2011 18:23 (twelve years ago) link
the swansea silkworm has been upstaged by the scally scarab
― The Triumph of the Will High (nakhchivan), Saturday, 19 November 2011 18:29 (twelve years ago) link
where would you, personally, rank rooney in a list of epl forwards
― generation lmbo (darraghmac), Monday, 24 October 2011 15:37 (2 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
ahead of ba, certainly, and defoeahead of long and doyle and bestgrantedahead of bent or sturridgehmmmmahead of vdv or adebayori'd disputemaybe there's one more inbetween rankwhere suarez lives with chicarito and zamoraand you might leave him thereyou'd surely not book him a placebeside aguero?
― generation lmbo (darraghmac), Monday, 24 October 2011 15:42 (2 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
officially rescinding long and ba from the list of players i'd rank below wayne rooney
― DeLonge and Winding Refn (darraghmac), Tuesday, 3 January 2012 02:09 (twelve years ago) link
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― dog latin (dog latin), Monday, July 19, 2004 8:41 AM (7 years ago)
― The Triumph of the Will High (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 3 January 2012 02:10 (twelve years ago) link
― The Triumph of the Will High (nakhchivan), Tuesday, January 3, 2012 2:10 AM (5 minutes ago)
― The Triumph of the Will High (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 3 January 2012 02:16 (twelve years ago) link
^ like the player himself, that graphical representation isn't as good as was intended, is unfinished and doesn't really seem to fit in anywhere
― DeLonge and Winding Refn (darraghmac), Tuesday, 3 January 2012 02:16 (twelve years ago) link
been watchin this lad lately, he's doin well
― j'en ai cache (darraghmac), Thursday, 5 April 2012 20:36 (twelve years ago) link
drop this mythical joke
― irrational angst that makes me innocuously thingy (darraghmac), Sunday, 24 June 2012 21:29 (eleven years ago) link
I know it was an overhead, but still
― ooooiiiioooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaoooooh un - bi - leevable! (LocalGarda), Sunday, 24 June 2012 21:34 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/rShAU.jpg
― dis civilization and its contents (nakhchivan), Monday, 2 July 2012 14:27 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/TlCTo.jpg
― dis civilization and its contents (nakhchivan), Monday, 2 July 2012 14:28 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/BiCOX.jpg
― dis civilization and its contents (nakhchivan), Monday, 2 July 2012 14:35 (eleven years ago) link
i'd always felt trey songz and stephen ireland might get on
― r|t|c, Monday, 2 July 2012 14:51 (eleven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3Yutm3qK_0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VacBiyxM-UU
― r|t|c, Monday, 2 July 2012 14:57 (eleven years ago) link
why did you want to type wayne rooney in all different fonts?― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 20 July 2004 10:49 (7 years ago) Permalink
dunno
― Scary Move 4 (dog latin), Monday, 2 July 2012 14:58 (eleven years ago) link
is there some sort of agency that books photo-ops with rappers and deluxe daytrips for elite footballers
for a mere £10k a day extra zat knight and shaun wright philips can be added to your package, along with a twitter approved comedian with a repertoire of over 400 'little and large' bantuh classixx
― dis civilization and its contents (nakhchivan), Monday, 2 July 2012 15:00 (eleven years ago) link
lol @ 'same' return from d bent, if a man u team including cron was bent wholly on getting our benty to the top of the asian market then he'd get fifty a season and he wouldn't need to fuck any magic grannies to do it
― shite pele (darraghmac), Wednesday, October 12, 2011 3:58 PM (1 year ago)
― posters who have figured how to priv (darraghmac), Wednesday, 12 June 2013 10:47 (ten years ago) link
Stand by it, and we may see the proof when they're both at newcastle in august
if Rooney goes to Spurs they win the league next season
― Number None, Thursday, May 9, 2013 2:07 PM (1 month ago)
― Number None, Wednesday, 12 June 2013 16:14 (ten years ago) link
Genuinely now, is wayne rooney a keep at all costs player for this utd team?
Details of the contract offer in place, eesh
― gelatinate mess (darraghmac), Monday, 27 January 2014 12:08 (ten years ago) link
"hitler and wayne rooney"4 results (0.44 seconds)
"wayne rooney and hitler"3 results (0.51 seconds)
― nakhchivan, Tuesday, 27 January 2015 20:32 (nine years ago) link
jesus i dont remember posting this at all
what's the difference between wayne rooney and hitler?
hitler is dead so he can't fuck old whores
― kid 606: the nultness (nakhchivan), Thursday, 17 March 2011 21:30 (3 years ago)
― nakhchivan, Tuesday, 27 January 2015 20:33 (nine years ago) link
classic nakhchivan
― NI, Wednesday, 28 January 2015 04:15 (nine years ago) link
shaw injury tonight might see Rooney played out of position to cover for a while y/n?
― deejerk reactions (darraghmac), Tuesday, 15 September 2015 23:51 (eight years ago) link
He has won the England Player of the Year award four times, in 2008, 2009, 2014 and 2015. With 51 goals in 109 international caps, Rooney is England's all-time record goalscorer and fourth most-capped player.
Ppl who treat this as the defence as opposed to admitting it as the problem are imbeciles
― Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Monday, 23 May 2016 10:21 (seven years ago) link
i met a friend of a friend a few months back and had a brief discussion with him about football, and i made this point, fairly calmly, not in the way i'd make it here, and the guy, a liverpool fan but seemingly a big fan of rooney, tried to fight me outside the pub as a result.
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Monday, 23 May 2016 10:23 (seven years ago) link
howarye
International tournament time. First sally.
xp lol i had similar in a hometown bar nb not madrid about raul once in the late 90s
Now i was 100% wrong but nonetheless wtf is wrong with ppl
― Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Monday, 23 May 2016 10:25 (seven years ago) link
it was extremely strange, no amount of means to an end politeness would calm him either. drink i suppose.
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Monday, 23 May 2016 10:36 (seven years ago) link
A curse!
― Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Monday, 23 May 2016 14:52 (seven years ago) link
England Player of the Year? Never heard of such a thing.
― Larry 'Leg' Smith (Tom D.), Monday, 23 May 2016 14:55 (seven years ago) link
Simon Stone, BBC Sport
Rooney's statement settles his short-term future but does nothing to address long-term issues over his future.
long-term? he's more likely to die than he is to play more than 30 more premier league games.
― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Thursday, 23 February 2017 22:33 (seven years ago) link
Former Tottenham manager Harry Redknapp says Rooney would be an "ideal" signing for United's Premier League rivals Arsenal.
"Arsenal lack somebody like Rooney - a winner, a leader," he told BBC Radio 5 live.
"He could easily go into somewhere like Arsenal and get a few of their players by the scruff of the neck on the pitch and improve their performances."
― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Thursday, 23 February 2017 22:43 (seven years ago) link
Old 'arry just now saying on tv what a great signing he'd be for arsenal, oh sweet babby jeeznuts
― Benylin Ascent (NickB), Thursday, 23 February 2017 22:45 (seven years ago) link
Err xp obv
― Benylin Ascent (NickB), Thursday, 23 February 2017 22:48 (seven years ago) link
has there ever been a player with more bullshit behind him? i know gerrard, lampard, other english players, but the idea that rooney is some sort of leader who could shake up arsenal is beyond belief.
― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Thursday, 23 February 2017 22:50 (seven years ago) link
He's a million miles away from Lampard, Gerrard, Ferdinand or any of those in terms of myth vs reality vs salary vs harnessing an entire footballing infrastructure around.
A million miles. Each of the above was a player that significantly improved the teams they played for consistently throughout their long careers. Everything United or England have done since Rooney became their completely white hope has been despite the heaving infection.
― The Perks of Being a Wall St R (darraghmac), Thursday, 23 February 2017 23:06 (seven years ago) link
I cannot immediately bring to mind any comparable phenomenon in any sphere of human activity
― The Perks of Being a Wall St R (darraghmac), Thursday, 23 February 2017 23:07 (seven years ago) link
Karl Marx maybe.
Radiohead.
i agree - and weirdly the worse he gets the more people keep hyping him. that last contract was fucking criminal - he's still dining off it.
xpost
― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Thursday, 23 February 2017 23:08 (seven years ago) link
the more certain people keep hyping him anyway.
― Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Monday, 23 May 2016 10:21 (nine months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
But really, this. But wheel in all his stats for united too. Clipboard player, fuck off.
― The Perks of Being a Wall St R (darraghmac), Thursday, 23 February 2017 23:09 (seven years ago) link
Frankenstein repped for his fuckin monster too for long enough
― The Perks of Being a Wall St R (darraghmac), Thursday, 23 February 2017 23:10 (seven years ago) link
his united stats are actually fairly elucidating
― Islamic State of Mind (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 23 February 2017 23:12 (seven years ago) link
I can't decide whether that's a thingy or not.
― The Perks of Being a Wall St R (darraghmac), Thursday, 23 February 2017 23:14 (seven years ago) link
I love the fact that he's totally irrelevant to this Utd team now
Still though, at the press conference before the St. Etienne game 90% of the hacks' questions were about Rooney. They just can't quit him
― Number None, Thursday, 23 February 2017 23:15 (seven years ago) link
I've a pet theory that Moyes and Rooney were a poisonous goodbye from fergie but twas Moyes signed him to that contract, if Moyes had anything to do with it, or if Moyes was in a position to do anything but at the time. There's a theory in there somewhere tho def
― The Perks of Being a Wall St R (darraghmac), Thursday, 23 February 2017 23:15 (seven years ago) link
the fuck
― too many cuckth thpoil the broth (darraghmac), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 10:25 (four years ago) link
roo love to see it
― nashwan, Wednesday, 9 October 2019 10:29 (four years ago) link
http://www2.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Jamie+Vardy+Slovenia+v+England+FIFA+2018+World+2QMg1K5Pc4ul.jpg
― Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 9 October 2019 10:51 (four years ago) link
what was that bang
― too many cuckth thpoil the broth (darraghmac), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 10:57 (four years ago) link
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What the hell
― frame casual (dog latin), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 11:00 (four years ago) link
minimalist phase
― imago, Wednesday, 9 October 2019 11:01 (four years ago) link
This story is incredible.
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 9 October 2019 11:50 (four years ago) link
Textbook finish from Colleen you have to say
― Number None, Wednesday, 9 October 2019 12:08 (four years ago) link
The denial!!!https://www.instagram.com/p/B3ZL3B0hQTZ/
― gyac, Wednesday, 9 October 2019 12:51 (four years ago) link
finally, football is interesting
― to regain his mental focus, he played video-game golf (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 12:53 (four years ago) link
Coleen Rooney legal commentaryRooney's allegation well-worded from a defamation perspectiveNo direct allegation against Vardy personally but her account - key last sentence - and Vardy's response confirms others had access to accountSuspect a lawyer had input into wording https://t.co/yimktZSbia— David Allen Green (@davidallengreen) October 9, 2019
― gyac, Wednesday, 9 October 2019 12:57 (four years ago) link
google image search results for 'coleen rooney deerstalker' are disappointingly barren
― to regain his mental focus, he played video-game golf (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 12:58 (four years ago) link
I can't tell both women apart, they look too much alike. Perhaps they themselves couldn't tell who was who and all this will prove to just be a misunderstanding.
― Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 9 October 2019 13:02 (four years ago) link
Just caught up with this madness.
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 9 October 2019 16:10 (four years ago) link
No wonder Wayne Rooney has been caught every time he rides another woman. He is married to fucking Ds Arnott— Paul (@Paul_brennan18) October 9, 2019
― be goose, do crimes (||||||||), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 17:26 (four years ago) link
I need to know how Coleen used Insta Stories to make all this up. I am picturing screenshots of her standing on a wet floor, dramatic hand on head, caption #thehouseisflooded
― boxedjoy, Thursday, 10 October 2019 08:39 (four years ago) link
#shedsgone
― too many cuckth thpoil the broth (darraghmac), Thursday, 10 October 2019 08:56 (four years ago) link
revive worthwhile for bringing to my attention the following run of posts
― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Thursday, February 23, 2017 10:50 PM (two years ago) bookmarkflaglink
― The Perks of Being a Wall St R (darraghmac), Thursday, February 23, 2017 11:06 PM (two years ago) bookmarkflaglink
― The Perks of Being a Wall St R (darraghmac), Thursday, February 23, 2017 11:07 PM (two years ago) bookmarkflaglink
― oscar bravo, Thursday, 10 October 2019 09:05 (four years ago) link
and yes I said yes I will Yes.
Trieste-Zürich-Paris, 1914--1921
Or
It’s … Rebekah Vardy’s account.
Twitter dot com 10:29am
Poll options
― xyzzzz__, Thursday, 10 October 2019 09:07 (four years ago) link
Ooh tough one.
― Matt DC, Thursday, 10 October 2019 09:20 (four years ago) link
recency bias but i cannot see a contest
― too many cuckth thpoil the broth (darraghmac), Thursday, 10 October 2019 09:26 (four years ago) link
Ok I’ve blocked everyone except Jacob Rees-Mogg so now we’ll see who’s spreading these lies about me— The Irish Border (@BorderIrish) October 10, 2019
― xyzzzz__, Thursday, 10 October 2019 13:49 (four years ago) link
:D
― Xia Nu del Vague (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 10 October 2019 15:13 (four years ago) link
The court hears that Wayne Rooney has a private Instagram account with the handle Wazzaroon08— Poppy Wood (@poppyeh) May 17, 2022
― xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 17 May 2022 13:02 (one year ago) link
So that's what he calls it
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 17 May 2022 14:50 (one year ago) link
He's ready
Wayne Rooney and D.C. United have agreed on terms to become the club's newest manager, sources confirmed to @MLSist. The Manchester United and England great arrived in DC to meet with club officials on Sunday. https://t.co/rtUAUgW0Tz— The Athletic (@TheAthletic) July 11, 2022
― underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Monday, 11 July 2022 01:32 (one year ago) link
I'm not a football fan, but when I think of Wayne Rooney I always remember the plan to make a five-volume autobiography of Wayne Rooney, because ghostwritten football autobiographies were so hot back in 2006:https://www.theguardian.com/uk/2006/mar/10/books.bookscomment
"Everyone knows Wayne Rooney has a way with words. Usually very short ones, consisting mainly of asterisks, like this recent verbal sally aimed at a Premiership referee and faithfully recorded by the tabloids: "You f***ing t*** ... you're a f***ing disgrace."
Computer screens were really narrow in 2006. Rooney was apparently given a £5m advance. This was back when the biggest-selling author in the UK was Katie Price. The joke at the time was that he was only 20, but that didn't seem particularly bad, and I imagine that nowadays there's easily enough material for half a million words about Wayne Rooney. His story is the story of Britain in the early twenty-first century, and also the 1960s, because I always felt there was something 1960s about him ("local boy done good", that kind of thing).
"Rooney's deal comes a day after Alan Greenspan, former chairman of the US Federal Reserve, signed a $9m (£5.2m) deal with Penguin for his memoirs. That deal eclipsed Pope John Paul II's $8.5m for Crossing the Threshold of Hope in 1994, but remained behind the $12m Bill Clinton is rumoured to have received for his memoirs."
I don't know if the moderators can see it, but notice how I put the italic tags inside the quote marks. Because the quote marks aren't part of the quote, they define the quote. The words are italic, not the quote marks. I may not have progressed to CSS and Javascript etc but I do know how to write clean HTML. If anybody needs someone who can add italic tags to blocks of text, email me and we can come to a deal.
It seems that one volume came out later the same year, My Story So Far, but four years on the whole thing was scrapped because England did poorly in a bunch of international tournaments. It was ghostwritten by Hunter Davies OBE, who also went on to ghostwrite John Prescott's autobiography, Prezza, My Story: Pulling no Punches. "And then I hit him" probably features in both books.
― Ashley Pomeroy, Monday, 11 July 2022 21:44 (one year ago) link
Wayne Rooney, post-ASG, asked what he took out of the game in terms of “honing your craft as a coach.”Rooney: “Absolutely nothing.”#MLSAllStar— Pablo Iglesias Maurer (@MLSist) July 20, 2023
― underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Thursday, 20 July 2023 15:06 (nine months ago) link
so, so embarrassed for anyone who ever imagined this guy coaching to any positive effect
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Tuesday, 2 January 2024 12:02 (four months ago) link
he did ok at Derby, maybe he's only any good at crisis clubs who aren't paying player wages and teetering on the edge of bankruptcy etc. His record has been just as bad as Darren Moore's and he wont get sacked. Then again we weren't in a playoff place when the useless fucker got the job.
Cook said: “Wayne’s role here is to be a leader, to drive a successful, ambitious and winning mentality.” This is another milestone for Birmingham City. With it comes great expectation.”
heh! these clueless DoF duds and the shite they talk
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Tuesday, 2 January 2024 12:43 (four months ago) link
looking into his time at Derby, a lot of their fans consider that Rosenior was the brains behind the operation and the way their respective careers are going bears this out, well the latter is doing ok at Hull while Wazza likely won't get another job at this level.
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Tuesday, 2 January 2024 16:13 (four months ago) link