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pardoned - on his last day in office the president of the united states uses his executive authority to empty the prisons...

top sherpa - picture the amazing race w/each team consisting of a double morbidly obese american and a sherpa...

eddie m.s - eddy money eddy murphy and eddy munster are roommates and work together at a newspaper...

❤¯\㋡/¯❤ (ice cr?m), Saturday, 3 January 2009 15:56 (fifteen years ago) link

The batali show is sort of boring but man do I want to join them and have carnal relations with that Spanish actress possibly while eating paella or some such thing

8====D ------ ㋡ (max), Saturday, 3 January 2009 16:31 (fifteen years ago) link

he is definitely double morbidly obese and gross

Schwwww (harbl), Saturday, 3 January 2009 16:40 (fifteen years ago) link

yah claudia bassols is an unequivocal ws

but the important thing here is do u think betali is hittin paltrow cause based on the majorca/minorca ep i saw last nite id hav to say yes definitely

❤¯\㋡/¯❤ (ice cr?m), Saturday, 3 January 2009 16:47 (fifteen years ago) link

Ya I think for sure and frankly good on him b/c Paltrow is cuet

8====D ------ ㋡ (max), Saturday, 3 January 2009 17:05 (fifteen years ago) link

fat boy got game

❤¯\㋡/¯❤ (ice cr?m), Saturday, 3 January 2009 17:13 (fifteen years ago) link

it's gross how his beard stops but his face just keeps going

Schwwww (harbl), Saturday, 3 January 2009 17:15 (fifteen years ago) link

yah that bothers me too

❤¯\㋡/¯❤ (ice cr?m), Saturday, 3 January 2009 17:22 (fifteen years ago) link

http://la.curbed.com/archives/2006_03_batali-thumb.jpg

karl largerfeld otm

\VVV/ vs. \*****/ (Lamp), Saturday, 3 January 2009 17:22 (fifteen years ago) link

obv the beard is there to delineate the place where his face supposedly stops

btw he is much thinner in that pic than he is today

❤¯\㋡/¯❤ (ice cr?m), Saturday, 3 January 2009 17:24 (fifteen years ago) link

yah of course duh that's because he hadnt eaten gwyneth paltrow yet

Lamp, Saturday, 3 January 2009 17:29 (fifteen years ago) link

to be fair paltrow is just a tapa to betali

❤¯\㋡/¯❤ (ice cr?m), Saturday, 3 January 2009 17:31 (fifteen years ago) link

tap dat tapas

Lamp, Saturday, 3 January 2009 17:33 (fifteen years ago) link

would eat 2009

♪㋡♫㋡ (gr8080), Saturday, 3 January 2009 23:28 (fifteen years ago) link

lol jahovas witnesses just buzzed me w/novel obama dick riding pitch

❤¯\㋡/¯❤ (ice cr?m), Sunday, 4 January 2009 17:49 (fifteen years ago) link

everyone should check out this site
http://www.femininebeauty.info

http://www.femininebeauty.info/i/all.star.jpg

it melds obsessive compulsive disorder sexual terror and a number of other psychological and social problems quite beautifully. theres even a dash of insight thrown in for lolz. "lifetime-exclusive heterosexual male" will undoubtedly be the ascendant catch phrase of 2009. the dot info domain is because of all the information inside.

❤¯\㋡/¯❤ (ice cr?m), Monday, 5 January 2009 00:50 (fifteen years ago) link

this one is my favorite:
http://www.femininebeauty.info/promoting-feminine-beauty

8====D ------ ㋡ (max), Monday, 5 January 2009 00:55 (fifteen years ago) link

http://www.femininebeauty.info/f/new.renaissance.10.jpg

8====D ------ ㋡ (max), Monday, 5 January 2009 00:59 (fifteen years ago) link

"fairly typical, table of contents" loool O_o

❤¯\㋡/¯❤ (ice cr?m), Monday, 5 January 2009 01:00 (fifteen years ago) link

jesus christ this fucking guy:

This page addresses some steps women could take to make themselves more physically attractive, which, although not the focus of this website, is nevertheless provided so as to not disappoint women looking for such information.

Lamp, Monday, 5 January 2009 01:18 (fifteen years ago) link

http://www.femininebeauty.info/feminine-vs-masculine

8====D ------ ㋡ (max), Monday, 5 January 2009 01:25 (fifteen years ago) link

http://i44.tinypic.com/fa9ee1.jpg

as u can see the more feminine the more turned on by my fat hog

❤¯\㋡/¯❤ (ice cr?m), Monday, 5 January 2009 01:27 (fifteen years ago) link

taking a look at the comments that site is run by - ? - or at the very least approved of by this dude:

http://www.homosexinfo.org/Homophobia/HomePage

Lamp, Monday, 5 January 2009 01:35 (fifteen years ago) link

Biblical quotations are simply masking the true reason for opposing various demands of homosexuals, i.e., extreme disgust at their sexual behavior. Rarely would one come across a lifetime-exclusive heterosexual Christian who started out not disgusted in the very least by the sexual behavior of homosexuals

Lamp, Monday, 5 January 2009 01:37 (fifteen years ago) link

ya he blames the gays for the masculine lookin models

8====D ------ ㋡ (max), Monday, 5 January 2009 01:37 (fifteen years ago) link

(as do i obv)

8====D ------ ㋡ (max), Monday, 5 January 2009 01:37 (fifteen years ago) link

The gay domination of the fashion business

The gay domination of the top ranks of the fashion business is at the core of the problems that this site is addressing. What can be done about this?

8====D ------ ㋡ (max), Monday, 5 January 2009 01:38 (fifteen years ago) link

Fig 8: An example of masculine-to-feminine face shape variation. The leftmost picture in the first row has been taken from the cover of "Down came the rain" by Brooke Shields and the pictures of the other women have been taken from Twistys (adult site).

like a super-saiyan stuffed in a checkered shirt (cankles), Monday, 5 January 2009 01:39 (fifteen years ago) link

The typical reason behind the unfortunate incidents of violent acts against homosexuals for being homosexual is overpowering disgust at their behavior, not a homophobic environment created by Christianity.

The boy with the Arab money (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Monday, 5 January 2009 01:39 (fifteen years ago) link

tbh tho that is pretty otm, gay designers who want models to be human clothesracks are the source of all this~~

like a super-saiyan stuffed in a checkered shirt (cankles), Monday, 5 January 2009 01:39 (fifteen years ago) link

http://www.femininebeauty.info/faq

8====D ------ ㋡ (max), Monday, 5 January 2009 01:40 (fifteen years ago) link

this guy is a total creep but i will say in his defense that he has an healthy appreciation for dat azz

8====D ------ ㋡ (max), Monday, 5 January 2009 01:40 (fifteen years ago) link

the REAL FEMININE BEAUTY site was pretty lulz but the i hate gay ppl now with graphs one is just... i feel like crying, kind of, reading it. just like, really? seriously? you wrote a BOOK about how much you hate gay ppl?

Lamp, Monday, 5 January 2009 01:40 (fifteen years ago) link

Toward this purpose, there are some databases such as the Euro babe index – that list the work of nude models/porn actresses – which can be referred to see whether a particular model is/was a porn star.

like a super-saiyan stuffed in a checkered shirt (cankles), Monday, 5 January 2009 01:42 (fifteen years ago) link

euro babe index.

like a super-saiyan stuffed in a checkered shirt (cankles), Monday, 5 January 2009 01:43 (fifteen years ago) link

The former name of this site is amazinginfoonhomosexuals.com, which was too long and not suited to the content offered, and hence was changed.

8====D ------ ㋡ (max), Monday, 5 January 2009 01:43 (fifteen years ago) link

lol he links to the japanese guy who does sexy airbrushed robos

http://www.sorayama.net/

like a super-saiyan stuffed in a checkered shirt (cankles), Monday, 5 January 2009 01:49 (fifteen years ago) link

for lO_ol than mad but for "why are there no non-white women among the attractive women section of this site?"

Generally speaking, stigma against homosexuality is greater in non-European populations. ... Therefore, given that the primary focus of this site is on feminine beauty, this site is of little relevance to non-Western societies in so far as the influence of male homosexual fashion designers is concerned.

Lamp, Monday, 5 January 2009 01:52 (fifteen years ago) link

the other part of that answer is basically "cuz black women already have fat asses"

8====D ------ ㋡ (max), Monday, 5 January 2009 01:53 (fifteen years ago) link

i just noticed the names of the writers in his fake magazine

– LaQueesha Jomo Goldberg
– Jamaal Akbar Jones

like a super-saiyan stuffed in a checkered shirt (cankles), Monday, 5 January 2009 02:00 (fifteen years ago) link

http://i44.tinypic.com/fa9ee1.jpg

I would have sex with all this white women

caek, Monday, 5 January 2009 03:27 (fifteen years ago) link

this is kinda depressing

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 5 January 2009 03:53 (fifteen years ago) link

sometimes learning abt feminine beauty can get mad real

❤¯\㋡/¯❤ (ice cr?m), Monday, 5 January 2009 03:59 (fifteen years ago) link

america i'm sorry i ruined yr women with gayness :_: i didnt mean to i swear!!!!

Lamp, Monday, 5 January 2009 04:01 (fifteen years ago) link

nice1 dude

❤¯\㋡/¯❤ (ice cr?m), Monday, 5 January 2009 04:02 (fifteen years ago) link

tb mad real tho that site is depressing in a way that dude's worrying about beyonce's immortal soul are not

Lamp, Monday, 5 January 2009 04:04 (fifteen years ago) link

we should ask him what he thinks of sasha fierce

❤¯\㋡/¯❤ (ice cr?m), Monday, 5 January 2009 04:07 (fifteen years ago) link

here i was thinking that swedish ppl were all tolerant and shit

8====D ------ ㋡ (max), Monday, 5 January 2009 04:09 (fifteen years ago) link

recommended ron g blends
http://www.sendspace.com/file/phmfbq

http://i41.tinypic.com/33vz2qg.jpg

serious business

jihad¯\㋡/¯ (ice cr?m), Monday, 5 January 2009 05:52 (fifteen years ago) link

I once knew a girl who had a blog, and even though I was not good friends with her I would try to say memorable or quotable things when I was around her so that I might appear on her blog.

Of course, that was not a bløg.

Plaxico (I know, right?), Monday, 5 January 2009 21:18 (fifteen years ago) link


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