hyperbole, by j0rdan s.

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I literally can't imagine a bigger waste of my time than reading some smug columnist describe the feedback loop around the word "literally"

― upright shitizen's brigade (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, November 18, 2011 9:59 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

haha

GO JETS

i think we all wish the jets godspeed on their current trajectory

spiralls otm

baby is actually playing like an overgrown six year old

― bern notice (J0rdan S.), Monday, May 9, 2011 8:07 PM (7 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

^this is one if my favorite ever jordan posts

i was more repulsed by an ad i saw for dunkin donuts' tuna sandwich than i was by the homeless man masturbating on the train three seats down from me

― J0rdan S., Thursday, July 5, 2012 9:08 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

that thread's filled with choice h by j's

how is this a real human being? someone detonate a car bomb in 'flatiron'

― J0rdan S., Wednesday, May 12, 2010 9:47 PM

lol

i can only imagine the hyperboles flying at the cell the other night with j0rd and morbs

i'd be more willing to consider an argument that richard nixon is the best president in the history of america than i would that there's a better fast food burger than in n out

― J0rdan S., Thursday, July 5, 2012 8:49 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol

i think about alexa von tobel once every few months

I knew I had a coffee maker and some Holder's House Blend coffee in my cupboard somewhere so it was about time I tried it out. Honestly, the coffee wasn't so bad. I was so used to my morning corner-coffee shop routine that I forgot how much I enjoyed a simple cup of joe in my apartment before I left for work.

take this pot of coffee and pour it on your face

― J0rdan S., Wednesday, May 12, 2010 9:46 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark

hahahahahaaa

anyone who thinks biggie is wack is actually mentally retarded

― the resulting pussy stubble (J0rdan S.), Saturday, July 10, 2010 2:34 AM (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

JSOTM

lol

<3 this thread

garibay is a terrorist

http://i.imgur.com/N5vXI.gif

god, so excited every time this is bumped

he's toying with us now

I REGRET NOTHING

i'm serious -- pepper jack cheese and sushi is literally the most disgusting thing that someone has ever thought of -- not even just in the realm of food

― 2 guys 1 jag (J0rdan S.), Friday, April 2, 2010 4:53 PM

there was a period in my life where I drank 10 diet cokes a day

― Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, October 23, 2012 10:29 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark

what in the living fuck

― lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, October 23, 2012 10:32 PM (4 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

drinking 10 diet cokes a day sounds roughly as bad to me as just outright being waterboarded with diet coke

― lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, October 23, 2012 10:33 PM (4 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

not hyperbole imo

not proud of what I've done

the sad thing is that for as gross as this piece is, it seems like a pretty garden variety, like, naive white journalism student pitch

i'm more taken aback by the entire existence of "hire me grantland" -- my life has been permanently changed more or less

― J0rdan S., Thursday, November 29, 2012 9:45 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

any publication that puts amanda palmer in its top 50 should be classified by the pentagon as a terrorist organization

― J0rdan S., Monday, December 10, 2012 9:09 AM Bookmark

i have trouble participating in this thread bc i am so inured to hyperbole, by j0rdan s.

dude developed a distinctive posting style and you can't even recognize

that one is particularly beautiful

i knew this thread would get bumped for that post as soon as i read it

and me as i wrote it but i'm not letting the machine becoming sentient stop me

that dog latin post should be an imprisonable offense irl

― d'eejban (J0rdan S.), Thursday, January 24, 2013 6:21 PM

knew it would be that

what thread

77 tracks of 2012

oops i meant what thread is the og doglatin post. i never saw it despite all the talk

this was the post that was c/p'd into the thread, w/ context:

"Inspector Norse" is one I didn't get until I heard it out and then it all made sense

― these bitches is my sons and i make dad jokes (The Reverend), Monday, December 3, 2012 9:59 AM (1 month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

what's not to get? who doesn't want to hear the soundtrack to a giant robot goose stomping down the street in celebration at having thwarted an insidious space attack?

― make like a steak and beef (dog latin), Monday, December 3, 2012 10:02 AM (1 month ago) Bookmark

ok my control f is faulty

lmfbo @ that descrip

this halftime show is seriously the nadir of life

― J0rdan S., Sunday, March 3, 2013 11:15 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark

<3

that makes me miss football

have to put sheets on my bed, would pretty much rather kill myself

― J0rdan S., Monday, July 18, 2011 2:05 AM (4 hours ago)

last night i slept in my bed without sheets instead of taking my sheets out of the dryer and making my bed

i saw this article in which gwyneth paltrow said "i would rather die than let my child eat cup-a-soup", i thought of this thread

coop-a-soup

imagining gwen holding a gun to her head as her child sneers, her little plastic red spoon overflowing with broth

who isn't

chipotle has the best mexican food in manhattan

― J0rdan S., Wednesday, July 17, 2013 11:31 AM (17 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

that's a peach

lmao

thanks mookie <3

Yeah that’s a wonderful tribute.

<3

Good stuff

yeah, i loved reading that too. thanks, j0rdan.

beautiful post

yes -- beautiful tribute

<3 that’s beautiful J0rdan