"But darling, it's a Banksy."― s.clover, Monday, November 14, 2011 2:57 PM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― s.clover, Monday, November 14, 2011 2:57 PM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
I hope you submitted this.
― anorange (abanana), Tuesday, 15 November 2011 02:21 (twelve years ago) link
damn straight
― Mark G, Tuesday, 15 November 2011 07:05 (twelve years ago) link
Sterling's are really good -- by which I mean, very New Yorker-y.
― Bon Ivoj (jaymc), Tuesday, 15 November 2011 14:54 (twelve years ago) link
"Ok Brutus, CRUSH!"
― pass the duchy pon the left hand side (musical duke) (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 15 November 2011 15:06 (twelve years ago) link
'Cesar Milan has stopped returning our calls'
― ₪_₪ (darraghmac), Tuesday, 15 November 2011 15:08 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2012/01/09/p465/120109_contest_p465.jpg
"Could you fill in a bit more detail?"
― Mark G, Tuesday, 3 January 2012 10:51 (twelve years ago) link
Captain Obvious Caption: "Well, we all feel dead inside sometimes."
― do you want me to share what i know w/ you or not? (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 3 January 2012 12:32 (twelve years ago) link
"You're just being paranoid, Andy."
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 3 January 2012 12:47 (twelve years ago) link
"I hate people who bounce on my couch"
― Mark G, Tuesday, 3 January 2012 12:55 (twelve years ago) link
"I think you should chalk this up to experience."
― EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 3 January 2012 12:57 (twelve years ago) link
There can only be one answer..
(unless!)
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2012/01/23/p465/120123_contest_p465.jpg
― Mark G, Monday, 16 January 2012 09:30 (twelve years ago) link
multiple choice:
"this is normal" is a funnier generic caption than "christ what an asshole"― max, Friday, 7 October 2011 12:38 (3 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― max, Friday, 7 October 2011 12:38 (3 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― Mark G, Monday, 16 January 2012 09:31 (twelve years ago) link
"you sure have got a fat ass for a snake"
― ledge, Monday, 16 January 2012 09:32 (twelve years ago) link
"sso i ssee you're an assp."
― sunn :o))) (Merdeyeux), Monday, 16 January 2012 09:37 (twelve years ago) link
"I give up. Did you do something with your hair?"
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 16 January 2012 12:41 (twelve years ago) link
submit that
― the acquisition and practice of music is unfavourable to the health of (abanana), Monday, 16 January 2012 12:53 (twelve years ago) link
"I don't care if they were on offer Charles, you look ridiculous"
― modric conservative (darraghmac), Monday, 16 January 2012 12:58 (twelve years ago) link
"You should have had your eyebrows done first!"
― Mark G, Monday, 16 January 2012 13:00 (twelve years ago) link
sit on it
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 16 January 2012 13:01 (twelve years ago) link
"Most of us are content with just rattles to shake."
― EZ Snappin, Monday, 16 January 2012 13:11 (twelve years ago) link
"So don't ask me what I think, then!"
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 16 January 2012 13:11 (twelve years ago) link
"Oh honestly, Angela!"
― Philip Nunez, Monday, 16 January 2012 19:36 (twelve years ago) link
"If you look closely, you can tell that that's not my tail."
― lEEE (Leee), Monday, 16 January 2012 19:55 (twelve years ago) link
"Most of us don't eat our peaches whole."
― EZ Snappin, Monday, 16 January 2012 20:20 (twelve years ago) link
"I only said that I was pretty sure Sir Mixalot was speaking rhetorically."
― this is funny u bitter dork (forksclovetofu), Monday, 16 January 2012 20:30 (twelve years ago) link
This is both 100% dead-on New Yorker style and 3x funnier than most actual captions, please submit!
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Monday, 16 January 2012 21:40 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2012/02/13/p465/120213_contest_p465.jpg".. and if you want to go faster, then cicada"
― Mark G, Monday, 6 February 2012 13:01 (twelve years ago) link
"Isn't that unusually large for an insect?"
― You got to ro-o-oll me and call me the tumblr whites (Phil D.), Monday, 6 February 2012 13:19 (twelve years ago) link
vv good mark
― Dr Frogbius (darraghmac), Monday, 6 February 2012 13:24 (twelve years ago) link
"I got the idea from Hopalong Cassidy"
― EZ Snappin, Monday, 6 February 2012 13:35 (twelve years ago) link
"We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold"
― Dr Frogbius (darraghmac), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 00:08 (twelve years ago) link
"Everything Bethesda does is so buggy"
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 00:19 (twelve years ago) link
Actually, yes. Los Alamos is right over that way. Why do you ask?
― s.clover, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 03:35 (twelve years ago) link
that way yonder
― s.clover, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 03:36 (twelve years ago) link
"This here is what we call a hybrid."
― s.clover, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 03:38 (twelve years ago) link
lol'd
― ljubljana, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 03:40 (twelve years ago) link
"so i wished for a day at the beach, a miniature pianist and a low-cost ride"
― ELI OWNS YOUR HUSBAND (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 04:52 (twelve years ago) link
"I was sheriff of this county when I was twenty-five years old. Hard to believe. My grandfather was a lawman; father too. "
― iatee, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 05:03 (twelve years ago) link
"We can't race if you're on that thing. It's not cricket!"
― EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 05:06 (twelve years ago) link
christ what an asshole still looking like a valid option
― ELI OWNS YOUR HUSBAND (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 05:08 (twelve years ago) link
and "This is normal" right alongside...
― Mark G, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 07:34 (twelve years ago) link
"Deal with it."
― Tuomas, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 09:23 (twelve years ago) link
"ilovebigbugs and i do not lie"
― Dr Frogbius (darraghmac), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 09:28 (twelve years ago) link
― Wub wub wub wubwubwubwub wub Pzzzzzzz WUBB wubwub (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 09:32 (twelve years ago) link
Lynch's 'Brokeback Mountain'
― Dr Frogbius (darraghmac), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 10:12 (twelve years ago) link
"hybrid" won this for me
― dayove cool (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 10:13 (twelve years ago) link
Hybrid +2
― Unleash the Chang (he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 14:59 (twelve years ago) link
"I miss my dead wife."
― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 18:16 (twelve years ago) link
"had a hoss before - riding out across the plains for weeks at a time, juss me and the hoss, and let me tell you son, you can't make sweet sweet love under the stars to a hoss"
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 18:27 (twelve years ago) link
"Just don't hitch 'em near a wheat field. Trust me on that one."
― You got to ro-o-oll me and call me the tumblr whites (Phil D.), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 18:34 (twelve years ago) link