old to semi-old celebrities you would travel back in time to have lots of sex with.

http://lostindrawers.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/600full-buster-keaton.jpg

http://29.media.tumblr.com/arIkK36LQecgk2j6UbMw0fQgo1_400.jpg

oh, katharine ross...

Every time I see this thread, the Cher song plays in my mind...

"If I could turn back time
If I could find a way
I'd go back the early sixties
and have lots of sex with you..."

I decided I would like the "ws" thread a lot more if it were called "celebrities you would travel back to the present to have lots of sex with."

http://trolleyla.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/OrsonWells.jpg

http://trolleyla.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/OrsonWells.jpg

PJ Soles:

http://www.cinemawasteland.com/site_graphics/pj_soles.jpg

http://cinema10.com.br/upload/Rock%20n%20Roll%20High%20School.jpg

Ah, PJ.

I put "R&RHS" on the Touchpad for Alice, a bit of nostalgia for her...

she was great in Stripes

Birth Name
Pamela Jayne Hardon

This seems like a good place for this picture of Vincent Price looking quite handsome:

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx4n89jF0S1qeaecxo1_500.jpg

Definitely.

Also, everyone in this photo:

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2561/3814350905_0e873033db_o.jpg

http://www.austinchronicle.com/imager/b/feature/82873/abbd840e/xtra_feature-11161.jpeg
Possibly the only thing that made it possible for me to sit through The Chelsea Girls.

http://img.karaoke-lyrics.net/img/artists/10836/whigfield-191924.jpg

http://images-us-am.crackle.com/1/c/cl/3n4wb_tne.jpg?ts=201109172231

Dear George Gage, 17th Century Diplomat (spy?), agent and art dealer for Charles I, I would travel back to Rome in 1622 to have all the sex with you.

http://www.shafe.co.uk/crystal/images/lshafe/Van_Dyck_George_Gage_Looking_at_a_Statuette_1621-2.jpg

ha, now who does that remind me of?

Thom Yorke in being a vampire shockah!

timestamp 5:54 onwards is my reason why

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6H3QcpvcIrY

Emmylou Harris circa 1975-80

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don't think i'll ever get over martha vickers in the big sleep

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=phkCtrYfnGo

bootube

Lol, all I had to do was glance the painting for George Gage for a couple of seconds, and I knew who made the post before even reading it.

Whut? He looks like a ginger Thom Yorke channelling Tilda Swinton in Orlando, WHAT IS NOT TO LOVE ABOUT THAT?!?!/ Are you trying to imply I have a ~type~ or something? ;-)

http://content9.flixster.com/photo/11/93/52/11935227_ori.jpg

Martin LaSalle in Pickpocket. He'd be more than welcome to...dip into my purse.

http://assets.nybooks.com/media/photo/2012/02/14/bell_1-030812_jpg_362x500_crop_q85.jpg

scandalous violet trefusis

http://fuckyeahhistorycrushes.tumblr.com

Lots of sex so not happening with John Ruskin.

he would have dug vajazzling, he was born in the wrong age

Nah, Ruskin would get some next-generation Japanese robot partner device, in the shape of a Greek statue and designed from the ground up to be hairless and uncomplicated.

http://cdn1.janefonda.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/mugweb.jpg

various inappropriate captions not to thread.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/229/498533465_fbe0603161.jpg

One of the advantages of being over 100 is that everybody is young in comparison. So I don't need a time machine, thank you very much. My favourite bulge-boggling celebrities, even when they're over the hill, are still fifty years younger than me.

What I won't stomach, though, is blubber. Nothing is guaranteed to turn my ardent fuck more quickly into an arid FAQ. Take Morrissey. How on earth can anyone become that lardy on a vegetarian diet? There's only one possible answer: buttered parsnips. All right, margarined parsnips in his case, so that the beautiful butter need not die.

But can you imagine approaching those celebrated lips, source of a million waspish stings, with a rose - in order to reproduce, for a frisky private photo session, those famous Life magazine photographs of Mishima in a loincloth - only to catch an acrid whiff of margarined parsnip and understand exactly why those "mad, mad lovers must pause and draw the line"? Wouldn't you fear that a single thorn from your rose would pop him like a balloon? And where is that loincloth, anyway? Don't say it's ridden up between two flabby folds of vegan buttock?

And yet it's this elephantine yodeling lout - more cake than coke, more Fattenburg than Battenburg, more Debenhams than debonair - who poses, starkers as the stork brought him, on his album sleeves, his cock in a sock. There's clearly much meat in humble pie, but I wouldn't poke that navvy with a jester cane.

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Bedazzled shared this pic on fb today (in honor of, er, the anniversary of her passing).

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/551694_10151412288416632_2043978081_n.jpg

Jean Seberg=PURE SEX

Caroline Monroe in 1974

http://www.fantasyhottie.com/images/categories/100.jpg

Mirella D'Angelo in 1982

http://www.wearysloth.com/Gallery/ActorsD/4058.gif

In honor of the Who poll

http://i412.photobucket.com/albums/pp201/sharonjoy666/6826517A-8CCA-45CF-9D48-EFAE9E2EBEA9-3516-000004FFC14AC369.jpg

http://theredlist.fr/media/database/muses/icon/cinematic_men/1960/pierre_clementi/009_pierre_clementi_theredlist.jpg

Emmy Hennings, you are too good for that scoundrel Hugo Ball:
http://www.nicework.co.za/nice-blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Picture-3.jpg

Sadly, as much as I'd like to dictate to her proletariat, neither Rosa Luxemburg or Dolores Ibárruri (La Passionara) are really doing it for me tonight.

http://beautiful-pics.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Keanu-Reeves-4.jpg

ok last one, huge crush on k. - so prettyy

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Books/Pix/pictures/2009/9/17/1253188489676/Franz-Kafka-001.jpg

young Delta Burke

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_CNPZ0JYfo5Y/SI_-dV_G23I/AAAAAAAACB8/UouPP0dSlxw/s400/Delta.jpg

va va voom!

i didn't know that jean seberg was dead, never mind so young and unpleasantly. :(

Yeah, she actually had a pretty shitty life for such an auspicous beginning.

auspicious, even.

I think it's generally accepted that Gene Kelly was a bit of a hottie, but this picture OMG.
http://p.twimg.com/A1UDTHrCIAAkGWf.jpg