Ask Rufus (Maria & Scott's 7-year-old)

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he's been in new york city

does he fancy a pint?

mookieproof, Tuesday, 15 November 2011 00:03 (twelve years ago) link

a pint of ice cream, for sure.

scott seward, Tuesday, 15 November 2011 00:04 (twelve years ago) link

that pic from OWS is great, yr kids will treasure that when theyre older

max, Tuesday, 15 November 2011 00:13 (twelve years ago) link

two months pass...

Rufus: Not to be too personal on a public (ish) blog, but I want to hear some Can.

otm

johnny crunch, Monday, 23 January 2012 01:19 (twelve years ago) link

:D i love everything about this, Scott! I demand a tv show.

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 23 January 2012 01:36 (twelve years ago) link


Rufus: You sorta have to strain your eyes to see the disco.

<3

no more mr. nice girls (Abbbottt), Monday, 23 January 2012 02:32 (twelve years ago) link

This is totally wonderful, Scott.

Let A Man Come In And Do The Cop Porn (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Monday, 23 January 2012 04:24 (twelve years ago) link

Rufus is so erudite, I'm p jealous

oneohtrix and park (m bison), Monday, 23 January 2012 04:36 (twelve years ago) link

^^ otm and <3 it

future debts collector (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 23 January 2012 07:34 (twelve years ago) link

This was really fun! And thanks, Rufus, for my great new screen name!

Hawaiian mime montage (Dan Peterson), Monday, 23 January 2012 16:01 (twelve years ago) link

rufus seems really smart & well-spoken for a 12/13 year old

flopson, Monday, 23 January 2012 16:03 (twelve years ago) link

two months pass...

Rufus, your dad says you've been watching silent comedy movies. What movies do you think are the funniest?

fun loving and xtremely tolrant (Billy Dods), Thursday, 29 March 2012 07:44 (twelve years ago) link

Also, have you seen the freaky, funky silent movie 'MAn with a Movie Camera'? It is ace

Not only dermatologists hate her (James Morrison), Thursday, 29 March 2012 23:55 (twelve years ago) link

rufus you are more articulate at 9 than i am at 34.

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Friday, 30 March 2012 06:46 (twelve years ago) link

two weeks pass...

From: Rufus Seward
Sent: Apr 7, 2012 2:23 PM
To: skotrok
Subject:

Yo! Wussup?

On Sat, Apr 7, 2012 at 2:42 PM, <skotrok> wrote:

Good evening, Lobster Face. I can only hope that your tentacles are properly tethered so as not to inflict undo pain to the other crustaceans in the tank. You have travelled many millennia to this place in order to extract justice from the jaws of tyranny in the form of cloud-shaped knick-knacks found on the mantel of destiny located under the stairs and beside the winter coats and grandpa's orthopedic cane collection. Use your powers wisely and never forget Tina Turner's words to the children of the Thunderdome: "You can't spell party without the letter P because if you do you just end up swimming in the deep end with arty sharks and arty sharks still owes me fifty bucks so if you see him you tell him i said he's an old so and so and i better not catch him at the tether ball tournament next week, okay?"

And with that I bid you a fond fondue. Your brother fox delta codename charlie, sxuse kot

From: Rufus Seward
Sent: Apr 7, 2012 3:18 PM
To: skotrok
Subject: Re:

Excuse me is this the right adress? Yes, quite. Mr. Sakafoofoo, your mission is simple. I actually never planned for you to have a mission. Make one up for yourself. This will only be a good thing if you DO NOT harm the Super molecular whoosywhat of the universe. The only way you could harm this is if you break the code of hard rocking around the traditional headbanger superfreeze. If this doesn't make sense, then read a book. You're sure to find it...

P.S.: I never inflict undo pain on other crustaceans in the tank.
Fond Fondue, Mr. Sakafoofoo............................................................................................................................What are you looking at?

From: skotrok
Sent: Sat Apr 07 23:21:22 EDT 2012
To: Rufus Seward
Subject: Re:

Monsiour Refeefee, Never before has a fate befallen a fate such as the fate that befell that most befouled of fates, Temptation. T. Tinklepink. As far as we know, the laundery matron who witnessed the attack escaped with her life only through the good graces of that beagle/chow/dachsund mix (a bechodach) Senor Peepers, and had she remained at her post a moment longer, the earth would have split and the clouds would have parted and all holy hell would have erupted inside her laundery cart and we never would have seen hide nor hair of her again. All hail Peepers! The wonder dog of wonder dogs! Three cheers for the marvelous mutt! The one and the only! Hip Hip Hoooooooorah!!!! Yay!!!!!! Peepers Peepers he's our man, if he can't do it nobody can! I mean, it's true isn't it? Who else could do such a thing? Surely not YOU. Not your fault of course. We all have our roles to play.

Chicken breast in the loaf, your man in Panama, Freddy the Fry Cook

From: Rufus Seward
To: skotrok
Subject: Re:
Date: Apr 11, 2012 7:42 PM
Mr. Sakafoofoo, I must say that you have been the only person to make a stand against the extra terrestrial jib jab of "Hollywould". Because of course if you hadn't you would have been the first person to make the statement 'Wussup! Srsly smne shd gt th peple sme rel fd!' Although that statement is barely legible it means as much as a dog peeing in the moonlight to me. (It doesn't mean much to me.) Take my advice clearly or else you will disturb the lobsters in the tank. (I have evolved above them.)

scott seward, Friday, 13 April 2012 18:13 (twelve years ago) link

skotmagoofus

mookieproof, Friday, 13 April 2012 18:23 (twelve years ago) link

three months pass...

rush vs yes

which would rufus pick

― the late great, Thursday, July 26, 2012 8:01 PM (41 minutes ago)

mookieproof, Friday, 27 July 2012 00:45 (eleven years ago) link

WWRD?

the extra terrestrial jib jab of "Hollywould"

am0n, Friday, 27 July 2012 17:12 (eleven years ago) link

four months pass...

Happy tenth birthday dude!

Ned Raggett, Monday, 3 December 2012 03:08 (eleven years ago) link

the three of you guys looked like the death metal hanson on facebook :-D

the late great, Monday, 3 December 2012 03:10 (eleven years ago) link

four months pass...

rufus wowing his school with his original piano piece this morning.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFeQkip1BNM

scott seward, Friday, 5 April 2013 15:18 (eleven years ago) link

http://youtu.be/jFeQkip1BNM

scott seward, Friday, 5 April 2013 15:19 (eleven years ago) link

oops sorry that's twice.

scott seward, Friday, 5 April 2013 15:19 (eleven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCXv_sx9FI0&feature=youtu.be

scott seward, Monday, 15 April 2013 23:16 (eleven years ago) link

Wow.

Pope Frank is the messenger of your doom (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Monday, 15 April 2013 23:20 (eleven years ago) link

half an hour on the laptop. I was impressed!

scott seward, Monday, 15 April 2013 23:24 (eleven years ago) link

I listened to this half an hour ago and it's still stuck in my head

pssstttt, Hey you (dog latin), Monday, 15 April 2013 23:37 (eleven years ago) link

space cowboys...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPCQ9Wnd3hI

scott seward, Wednesday, 17 April 2013 02:06 (eleven years ago) link

<3

Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 17 April 2013 02:18 (eleven years ago) link

two years pass...

poem for school:

Home
I am from the place where loud music fills rooms,
Where science fiction litters tables and shelves,
And raggedy, not-so-stuffed animals comfort even those who shall not pass.
I am from the driveway that I would bike down for hours,
From the baby blue porch, the paint peeling like old wallpaper,
And the miniature ravine behind our house, a new adventure every time.
I am from the neglected planters - filled with mint and basil,
From the small tree to which our dog was chained,
And the ever-expanding grapevine jungle, knotted with weeds and thorns.
I am from my great grandmother Hope’s kindness and wisdom,
From my uncle Jason’s constant joking,
And my aunt Robin’s insightful nature.
I am from “many hands make light work,”
From “a watched pot never boils,”
And “never look a gift horse in the mouth.”
I am from frothy banana smoothies, a “banana blend,” if you will,
From my dad’s vegetable pasta bake, where seconds are expected,
And a genuine Philly cheese steak from my birthplace.
I am from the rustic Green Cabin, and fashioning seaweed wigs,
From Cedar Tree Neck, the trees twisted and inviting,
And the Girl’s Club on the corner, where making lines was almost fun.
I am from raucous Yankee Swaps, fighting over a cashmere scarf,
From fast-paced Easter egg hunts with family and friends,
And the warm Thanksgivings that I hid from, playing Mario Brothers.
I am from the Seat of the Synod, source of vedalken arcana,
From the Temple Garden, and Godless Shrine,
And the Glimmervoid, where an empty canvas holds infinite possibilities.
I am from the chime of a piano, and practicing faster than I should,
From the aroma of garlic bread, fresh out of the oven,
And the din of heavy metal, through my dad’s gargantuan speakers.
I am from the place where loose nails line the treacherous attic floor,
Where memories are as cluttered as the closets that hold them,
And where a disheveled home is just as warm.

scott seward, Thursday, 8 October 2015 17:35 (eight years ago) link

rufus, however, is not here to answer questions. he's 12 now, much too busy.

scott seward, Thursday, 8 October 2015 17:36 (eight years ago) link

one year passes...

holy crap! teenagers they grow like weeds, how time flies etc

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 2 December 2016 23:44 (seven years ago) link

nine months pass...

new EP. i dig it. he played everything and recorded it. Greenfield D.I.Y.

https://rufuscesspool.bandcamp.com/album/surrender-ep

scott seward, Monday, 4 September 2017 00:39 (six years ago) link

three years pass...

https://i.imgur.com/uzCJUdu.jpg

the burrito that defined a generation, Saturday, 17 October 2020 23:51 (three years ago) link

two years pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qb76n8sjEcs

scott seward, Tuesday, 4 April 2023 14:52 (one year ago) link

Can I ask him about his gear?

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 4 April 2023 15:01 (one year ago) link

can I ask him about Gear?

the very juice and sperm of kindness. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 4 April 2023 15:10 (one year ago) link

Hi Scott, we've missed you! That vid is super cool.

Three Rings for the Elven Bishop (Dan Peterson), Tuesday, 4 April 2023 15:59 (one year ago) link


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