quiddities and agonies of the ruling class - a rolling new york times thread

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ice cr?m, Sunday, 13 November 2011 01:11 (twelve years ago) link

It would be uncouth to wear a Baptist or Catholic or Jewish jersey to signal that people of your faith are closer to God.

I guess people who don't live in the Bible belt really think this? I don't remember. I've been back in Tennessee nearly two years now and am reacclimated to daily reminders via T-shirt, bumper sticker, and obnoxious business marquees how much awesomer some people's gods are than other people's.

something of an astrological coup (tipsy mothra), Sunday, 13 November 2011 01:24 (twelve years ago) link

Nobody anywhere thinks anything like David Brooks says they do.

s.clover, Sunday, 13 November 2011 02:24 (twelve years ago) link

A fair point.

something of an astrological coup (tipsy mothra), Sunday, 13 November 2011 02:28 (twelve years ago) link

FASCIST HAIR fascist hair FASCIST HAIR fascist hair FASCIST HAIR fascist hair FASCIST HAIR fascist hair FASCIST HAIR fascist hair

http://www.nytimes.com/2011/11/17/fashion/a-haircut-returns-from-the-1930s.html

FASCIST HAIR fascist hair FASCIST HAIR fascist hair FASCIST HAIR fascist hair FASCIST HAIR fascist hair FASCIST HAIR fascist hair

goole, Thursday, 17 November 2011 17:48 (twelve years ago) link

lol

max, Thursday, 17 November 2011 18:41 (twelve years ago) link

i go to that barbershop, my barber calls my haircut "the gatsby," gonna tell him to think up a good fascist name for it next time

max, Thursday, 17 November 2011 18:42 (twelve years ago) link

i remember jaxon in some thread referring to his haircut as the hitler youth like two years ago or something

yo zuccotti (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 17 November 2011 18:42 (twelve years ago) link

I think I had this haircut in 9th grade

ice cr?m, Thursday, 17 November 2011 18:44 (twelve years ago) link

the hairstyles in those photographs are all different haircuts? idgi

i think this is serious (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 17 November 2011 18:48 (twelve years ago) link

I was just thinking the same.

Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Thursday, 17 November 2011 18:50 (twelve years ago) link

I think they share a commonality of short sides/longer top with the top combed or slicked back

I have this haircut.

mh, Thursday, 17 November 2011 18:50 (twelve years ago) link

also calling the sartorialist for a quote abt a hairstyle is really just super lazy reporting, even by NYT style standards!

i think this is serious (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 17 November 2011 18:50 (twelve years ago) link

“I think it goes along with a newly restored romance for tailoring, the cut and craftsmanship you see with this current heritage trend,” said Scott Schuman, a photographer who has captured men with the hairstyle in London, Paris and New York for his blog, the Sartorialist.

*fart noise*

i think this is serious (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 17 November 2011 18:51 (twelve years ago) link

hahahaha

There are lots of names for it, she added, including the “synth,” owing to cuts worn by ’80s bands like New Order and Modern English.

this was the haircut of choice for the cool boys in my high school circa 1990-91 or so, then they all shaved their heads

the MMMM cult (La Lechera), Thursday, 17 November 2011 18:51 (twelve years ago) link

heh lets invite the sartorialist to the craftsmanship thread

max, Thursday, 17 November 2011 18:52 (twelve years ago) link

"shorter sides, longer top" describes like 90% of men's haircuts tho?

i think this is serious (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 17 November 2011 18:53 (twelve years ago) link

idk, i think ladies understand much better than dudes that a *haircut* is different from a *hairstyle,* get with it fellas

i think this is serious (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 17 November 2011 18:55 (twelve years ago) link

yeah, I think they're inventing an article again

Did I just post to the wrong thread? Said something about how a friend thinks the sartorialist might be borderline retarded for issues outside of fashion

mh, Thursday, 17 November 2011 18:56 (twelve years ago) link

i think what makes it a hitler youth is that the side is buzzed (or at least cut real close)

max, Thursday, 17 November 2011 18:57 (twelve years ago) link

and the part thats left long is left pretty long

max, Thursday, 17 November 2011 18:57 (twelve years ago) link

It's like shaved sides long top m/l

ice cr?m, Thursday, 17 November 2011 18:58 (twelve years ago) link

Xp

ice cr?m, Thursday, 17 November 2011 18:58 (twelve years ago) link

the photos are confusing b/c they show the sartorialist but i dont think hes supposed to have a "hitler youth"

max, Thursday, 17 November 2011 18:58 (twelve years ago) link

David Lynch has made a tonsorial trademark out of his vertical variation on the look.

i think this is serious (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 17 November 2011 18:58 (twelve years ago) link

this was the haircut of choice for the cool boys in my high school circa 1990-91 or so, then they all shaved their heads

― the MMMM cult (La Lechera), Thursday, November 17, 2011 1:51 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

;)

ice cr?m, Thursday, 17 November 2011 19:00 (twelve years ago) link

it's kinda funny because the piece checks hedi slimane and david lynch, who have had the same hairstyles since basically forever?

i think this is serious (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 17 November 2011 19:02 (twelve years ago) link

~trends~

i think this is serious (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 17 November 2011 19:02 (twelve years ago) link

It is ridiculous how much I love Christian Bale, especially in that era.

It means why you gotta be a montague? (Laurel), Thursday, 17 November 2011 19:09 (twelve years ago) link

eXCUSE ME , SIR BARBER, I WILL HAVE THE 'SWING KID' HAIRCUT, PLEASE

max, Thursday, 17 November 2011 19:10 (twelve years ago) link

He was a qt. xp

bouquet beatdown (Nicole), Thursday, 17 November 2011 19:10 (twelve years ago) link

Bale def wears it the best out of those four dudes

ice cr?m, Thursday, 17 November 2011 19:10 (twelve years ago) link

always with the swing kids around here

goole, Thursday, 17 November 2011 19:10 (twelve years ago) link

Lol max u know wut movie that is ur gay

ice cr?m, Thursday, 17 November 2011 19:11 (twelve years ago) link

sometimes this cut grew out to a really unsightly man-bob
wonder if that will come back next

the MMMM cult (La Lechera), Thursday, 17 November 2011 19:11 (twelve years ago) link

xxxo Be nice or I'll break out Newsies.

It means why you gotta be a montague? (Laurel), Thursday, 17 November 2011 19:11 (twelve years ago) link

omg Laurel I just wrote and erased a Newsies post because I've embarrassed myself enough with that one around these parts before.

Christian Bale is one of the handsomest men ever imo.

Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Thursday, 17 November 2011 19:12 (twelve years ago) link

http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/500/213806/Neds+Atomic+Dustbin.jpg

man the swing kids reboot kinda sucked didnt it

max, Thursday, 17 November 2011 19:13 (twelve years ago) link

"short, hitler youth style hair", mr raggett? Say it ain't so! (blubs)

xoxo

― Norman Fay, Sunday, July 22, 2001 7:00 PM (10 years ago) Bookmark

goole, Thursday, 17 November 2011 19:14 (twelve years ago) link

Can someone please photoshop a hitler jugend holding a picture of one of those dudes with the haircut, in the style of those "NOT OKAY" psas?

pass the duchy pon the left hand side (musical duke) (Hurting 2), Thursday, 17 November 2011 20:03 (twelve years ago) link

tbh didnt hitler himself basically have this haircut?

max, Thursday, 17 November 2011 20:04 (twelve years ago) link

I kind of don't even get how this is a "hairstyle" so much as hundreds of different hairstyles that are very short underneath and longer on top. I have definitely noticed this hairstyle a lot, especially since I moved to a neighborhood full of hitler youth (williamsburg). My wife had pointed out that all of the sudden all these guys seemed to have "whooshy" hair.

pass the duchy pon the left hand side (musical duke) (Hurting 2), Thursday, 17 November 2011 20:24 (twelve years ago) link

haha, whoops kind of contradicted my own post -- meant to say "these hairstyles"

pass the duchy pon the left hand side (musical duke) (Hurting 2), Thursday, 17 November 2011 20:24 (twelve years ago) link

my hair is much too thick to do this

yo zuccotti (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 17 November 2011 20:24 (twelve years ago) link

same. I basically only have three possible hairstyles: short, medium and jewfro

pass the duchy pon the left hand side (musical duke) (Hurting 2), Thursday, 17 November 2011 20:25 (twelve years ago) link

wonder what kind of reaction I would get from a barber if I asked for "hitler youth on the sides, seinfeld on top"

pass the duchy pon the left hand side (musical duke) (Hurting 2), Thursday, 17 November 2011 20:30 (twelve years ago) link

he would probably go like this http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/1/7/35625c0e-c05a-4cb4-bee8-5bf59fc9b46a.gif

max, Thursday, 17 November 2011 20:37 (twelve years ago) link

tbh didnt hitler himself basically have this haircut?

― max, Thursday, November 17, 2011 3:04 PM

his was more of a hitler haircut

underrated erowid reports I have read (am0n), Thursday, 17 November 2011 20:40 (twelve years ago) link


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