Morbius' apartment search

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ddb, you need a roommate?

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 20 October 2005 22:32 (eighteen years ago) link

"It appears the Slope gentrification axe has finally come for me"

Glad I could help to get your ass thrown out. Good riddance, William.

― fuckyassy (O_o), Friday, 21 October 2005 19:06 (eighteen years ago) link

Admin ban time!

― jw (ex machina), Friday, 21 October 2005 19:09 (eighteen years ago) link

yikes!!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 21 October 2005 19:23 (eighteen years ago) link

Who's that bitch, and how did I know this thread would be a mistake?

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 21 October 2005 20:47 (eighteen years ago) link

dunno! I banned them

― jw (ex machina), Friday, 21 October 2005 20:51 (eighteen years ago) link

three months pass...

There isn't an Ask Dr. Morbius thread.

Dr. M: Why do you like Broken Social Scene so much? What other "indie" "bands" do you like?

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 30 January 2006 18:10 (eighteen years ago) link

Bwa-ha! I think I bought somewhere between 12-15 new albums in '05, an all-time low. Generally speaking, I Hate Music. The DJ at the BSS show played "In Between Days," and I mused "wow, this is 21 years old -- AND SO IS EVERYONE WITHIN 30 FEET OF ME!"

My apartment search has been suspended, as it appears I'm not in imminent danger of eviction. Yet.

Please don't "ask me."

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Monday, 30 January 2006 18:39 (eighteen years ago) link

you should hang out at m1sshapes. everyone is horny gay 16 year old.

i need to find an apartment too, but i might have found a sweet deal in the financial district, which kinda sucks, but its very cheap and a really nice place and short term, and free furniture. and there's a popeyes only a few blocks away

― phil-two (phil-two), Monday, 30 January 2006 18:43 (eighteen years ago) link

Dr. Morbius,

Is this PECOTA data available in a downloadable database (or spreadsheet)? How much does it cost?

Shasta

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Monday, 30 January 2006 18:45 (eighteen years ago) link

phil, I will not be bringing lollipops to m1sshapes!

Steve, the PECOTAs ain't done yet, and they cost a subscription to BP, you cheap bastid.

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Monday, 30 January 2006 18:52 (eighteen years ago) link

one month passes...

Dr. M,

When did you decide to become a racist?

Steve

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 20:44 (eighteen years ago) link

After Crash fans told me I was one.

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 20:48 (eighteen years ago) link

Morbius,

I don't think you're a racist. I think you can be v. v. condescending and don't really think about what you're saying before you say it, which has resulted in a coupla foot-in-mouth-disease scenarios of late. Get one (1) over it and stop melodramaing cos no one actually called you a racist! Did u not get the ironic "sigh" on the Jon Stewart thread?

xo
Allyz

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 20:51 (eighteen years ago) link

We've been here before. By the same standards everyone who's intense about music on ILM is "v. v. condescending" about music.

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 21:56 (eighteen years ago) link

one month passes...

craigslist line of the day: "We are all investment bankers who
are never home."

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 19 May 2006 12:54 (seventeen years ago) link

one month passes...

You knew you'd see this headline one day:

http://newyork.craigslist.org/brk/abo/174851573.html

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Monday, 26 June 2006 18:21 (seventeen years ago) link

If my finances were slightly better, I'd be tempted -- it's not that far from where I live NOW.

― Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 12:04 (seventeen years ago) link

Do you consider yourself part of the trendiness?

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 12:44 (seventeen years ago) link

I don't know, really -- I guess I probably am, but I feel remarkably untrendy. All the kids I (now) see strolling around are, like, shaggier and indier and more sunglasses-ed than I.

― Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 13:03 (seventeen years ago) link

Hey, those apartments are really close to a totally awesome grocery store!! I'd be at SuperFoodMart all the damn time. (Or whatever it's called, something like that.)

― Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 13:15 (seventeen years ago) link

maybe i will ck on their availability when I get back from the PacNW then... (I was a semi-pioneer in pre-bistro SouthSlopeLand, why stop now.)

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 13:24 (seventeen years ago) link

Seriously, I could actually HANG OUT at that grocery store. It's got wide aisles and exposed brick walls and a fish counter and an actual bakery and everything crazy suburban stores have in half the space, but with food stamp-prices and shockingly good produce. And it's right by Resoration Plaza, which is...interesting, and I hope someone does something with it soon.

― Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 13:57 (seventeen years ago) link

PEOPLE COMPLAINING ABOUT HIPSTERS ARE ALL HIPSTERS OR ETHNICS. PICK 1

― Werner Herzog Netflix Quine (ex machina), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 15:35 (seventeen years ago) link

HIPNICS

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 16:06 (seventeen years ago) link

ETHSTERS

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 16:15 (seventeen years ago) link

This thread would be better if it was about guessing items in Morbius's apartment.

1. Flipper t-shirt.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 16:59 (seventeen years ago) link

2. BUTT magazine

― jed_ (jed), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 17:02 (seventeen years ago) link

QUEENS PEOPLE!

Today is my first day. Before the cable guy got here, I walked down to the corner where there is...

1. asia mart filled with kimchee and other such things
2. mexico mart
3. Donovan's Pub (Time Out's Best Hamburger in NYC)
4. old-fashioned deli
5. Washington Mutual bank
6. Duane Reade/Eckard
7. Bagel spot
8. 7 Train
9. LIRR
10. park
11. etc etc etc

I can't believe how much amazing food there is in these neighborhoods. (sunnyside/woodside/jackson heights)

― Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 17:06 (seventeen years ago) link

Is jaymc recalling my post about meeting MORBZ?

― Werner Herzog Netflix Quine (ex machina), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 17:06 (seventeen years ago) link

Maybe! He's mentioned it more than once...

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 17:08 (seventeen years ago) link

Morbz and Joel both like to tell "I was there..." stories.

― Werner Herzog Netflix Quine (ex machina), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 17:14 (seventeen years ago) link

that's the advantage of actually having done shit in your life, jon.

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 17:16 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.frontiernet.net/~sockhead/highhorse.jpg

― tehresa, who will here remain anonymous (tehresa), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 17:17 (seventeen years ago) link

oooh snap

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 17:32 (seventeen years ago) link

selzer, are you going to be at d.s. tomorrow?

― lauren (laurenp), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 17:48 (seventeen years ago) link

You mean making shit money in your 30s?

― Werner Herzog Netflix Quine (ex machina), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 17:53 (seventeen years ago) link

better than seeing providence "hardcore" bands in the 2000s.

― hstencil (fatty) (hstencil), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 17:54 (seventeen years ago) link

I've had more time to be "there" than hstencil has.

Neighbor sent me craigslist ad for the Slope: an attic apartment -- "no one over 5'9" please."

I'd be impressed if u clowns could name things in my apt I haven't mentioned here.

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 18:02 (seventeen years ago) link

powder blue mets sweatshirt!

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 18:07 (seventeen years ago) link

a captain and teniele lp?

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 18:10 (seventeen years ago) link

lube?

― the eunuchs, Cassim and Mustafa, who guarded Abdur Ali's harem (orion), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 18:19 (seventeen years ago) link

lauren..

i dunno

― Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 18:51 (seventeen years ago) link

i may be outta lube, which I mostly hang onto for nostalgia. No C&T.

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 18:54 (seventeen years ago) link

NO C on Ts either.

ummm... guessing....

Gin?

― Werner Herzog Netflix Quine (ex machina), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 18:57 (seventeen years ago) link

better than seeing providence "hardcore" bands in the 2000s.
-- hstencil, Today 11:54 AM. (hstencil)

*hands head in shame and slouches away from computer*

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 19:27 (seventeen years ago) link

I never keep anything but beer in the house anymore (flavored Stoli once innawhile). And now I'm off to pack for LaGuardia, seeya.

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 19:35 (seventeen years ago) link

no BUTT?

― jed_ (jed), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 19:41 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.buttmagazine.com/img/BALLOONS_DEC.jpg ?

― jed_ (jed), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 19:48 (seventeen years ago) link

i thought this was a burglary thread

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 20:00 (seventeen years ago) link

Skipping 80 messages at this point... Click here if you want to load them all.

also: troll, just give your dad the job

― Dr Morbius, Friday, 6 June 2008 14:28 (fifteen years ago) link

gross!!!!!!!!!! i never thought of it like that!!!!!!!!!!!! self-troll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;_;

― usic, Friday, 6 June 2008 14:40 (fifteen years ago) link

DrMorbius U RUINED MY LIFE </3

― usic, Friday, 6 June 2008 17:52 (fifteen years ago) link

anyone recommend a NYC man with a van? The guys I used two years ago have TRIPLED THEIR PRICE! (gas-o-line)

― Dr Morbius, Thursday, 19 June 2008 14:34 (fifteen years ago) link

ugh that SUCKS about the deposit.

― s1ocki, Thursday, 19 June 2008 17:14 (fifteen years ago) link

well, she might have a renter (and keep dep anyway by claiming the place ain't clean enough)

― Dr Morbius, Thursday, 19 June 2008 17:44 (fifteen years ago) link

morbs i used a good dude... lemme see if i can dig out the emails.

― tehresa, Thursday, 19 June 2008 17:50 (fifteen years ago) link

i was hoping this thread was about a forthcoming "point and click" interactive cd-rom adventure featuring Morbius' apartment

― latebloomer, Thursday, 19 June 2008 17:51 (fifteen years ago) link

haha!

― s1ocki, Thursday, 19 June 2008 18:11 (fifteen years ago) link

that'll be next to get me out of moving debt.

― Dr Morbius, Thursday, 19 June 2008 18:57 (fifteen years ago) link

morbius the big red dog

― and what, Thursday, 19 June 2008 21:37 (fifteen years ago) link

I have moved. It went OK... but my phone jack has PAINT in it and won't work. What fucking dummy did that? You kidz and your disdain for land lines!

― Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 23:34 (fifteen years ago) link

The friend staying in my apartment over the weekend looked at my land line and said, "Hey, my parents have one of those."

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 23:36 (fifteen years ago) link

did you slap him/her?

― Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 23:51 (fifteen years ago) link

seven years pass...

it's gotten so easy for me to spot the phishing ads on C'list

― we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 19 May 2016 15:09 (seven years ago) link

eleven months pass...

on the verge of thinkin' bout Sheepshead Bay

― Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 3 May 2017 15:18 (six years ago) link

two weeks pass...

some C'list Queens apt ads are weird

"Apartment wanted for quiet serious couple just 2 people hardly home"

― Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Friday, 19 May 2017 15:56 (six years ago) link

maybe you + somebody else who never sets foot in the house would qualify

― sexualing healing (crüt), Friday, 19 May 2017 15:58 (six years ago) link

volunteers?

― Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Friday, 26 May 2017 20:26 (six years ago) link

three years pass...

https://i.imgur.com/ecJG2PN.jpg

― the burrito that defined a generation, Thursday, 22 October 2020 01:48 (three years ago) link

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