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d'oh

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 13:15 (nineteen years ago) link

Word to your moms I came to drop bombs
I got more rhymes than the bible's got psalms

― frankE (frankE), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 13:57 (nineteen years ago) link

Sorry, Al. I hadn't seen it brought up before. Anyway, here's a line I always liked:
Even if I stuttered I would still sh-sh-sh-shit on you

― ianinportland (ianinportland), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 17:21 (nineteen years ago) link

"Ice Cube, yeah you the one sucka
I'll have you melting in my p**sy m****r f****r."

I can't remember the female rapper or the tune, but it came out around 1990. She called out all the NWA crew. I want to say Roxanne Shante...anybody remember?

― Asthmatic Cajun (Asthmatic Cajun), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 17:43 (nineteen years ago) link

Whoever it was, she was awesome!

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 17:49 (nineteen years ago) link

Yo Yo?

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 20:29 (nineteen years ago) link

Can't remember the title either, but I'm 99% sure it was Shante. Also demands of Cube, "Whyn't you tell the people how you ate my pussy on tour?" and, possibly, allowing for hazy memory, makes disparaging comments about the size of Bushwick Bill's genitals. Which is harsh.

― kit brash (kit brash), Thursday, 9 September 2004 00:21 (nineteen years ago) link

How have we come this far without mentioning
"I'm the master rapper and I'm here to say
I love Fruity Pebbles in a major way!
The bedrock yellow orange purple lime and red
But to get that fruity taste, I gotta trick Fred!"

― joseph pot (STINKOR™), Thursday, 9 September 2004 01:47 (nineteen years ago) link

Holy shit.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 9 September 2004 14:35 (nineteen years ago) link

"I can flow like wee, coming out you know what
Or some dukey diarrhea coming out your butt"
--'I Hate 2 Brag', Shaquille O'Neal, Shaq Diesel.

-- Herzog Zwei (crowleftofthemoide...), April 27th, 2004.

c'mon, nothing can top that. nothing.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 9 September 2004 14:41 (nineteen years ago) link

Yeah, I would have been happy to have seen the thread locked immediately ater the first post.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 9 September 2004 14:58 (nineteen years ago) link

one year passes...

put a dish on your roof and grab the transmission
get positioned
pull a wish out your magical bag of tricks this year
and get there
a positive message from the ones who know what's up from down and won't be found
by those seeking and sneaking and weakening the fortress
sheep so deep in the distance
that there is no resistance
yet able to swing the fable like Gable and finagle
disciples of the times-table
broke it down and kick with the g-force
to keep ya back while exploiting the resource of hi-tech
to achieve the goal and top control and rock 'n roll on down to the bijou
and catch a sneak preview
and with that, disciples would leave you

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 15 December 2005 04:24 (eighteen years ago) link

I kept feedin' her money til her shit started to make sense (cents).

― Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Thursday, 15 December 2005 04:29 (eighteen years ago) link

Put me anywhere on God's green earth/I'll triple my worth, muthaFUCKA!

― Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Thursday, 15 December 2005 04:30 (eighteen years ago) link

six months pass...

I'm zoned up and seein' double
And plus the shit I'm seein' is already double
So that's like four you motherfuckers

― Mr. Snrub (Mr. Snrub), Thursday, 29 June 2006 23:39 (seventeen years ago) link

I keep my nails done; I speak well;
I'm watching my cholesterol.
I live on a body of water,
Enjoy drinking alcohol.

― max (maxreax), Friday, 30 June 2006 00:47 (seventeen years ago) link

one year passes...

-- gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, December 14, 2005 11:24 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Link

― and what, Monday, 24 March 2008 14:05 (sixteen years ago) link

is this a gabbneb original?? o_O

― and what, Monday, 24 March 2008 14:05 (sixteen years ago) link

I got my helmet on, you can't tell me I'm not in space.

― RabiesAngentleman, Monday, 24 March 2008 14:11 (sixteen years ago) link

nine years pass...

"I seen you eating Mickey D's knew you ain't love yourself
I'm up in Trader Joe's shopping cart full of health"

junglepussy, "Nah"

― kolakube (Ross), Monday, 8 January 2018 21:26 (six years ago) link

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