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Hey guess what Trayce, my Mum bought the little book of calm for a joke after watching Black Books too many times :)

― You fondle my trigger then you blame my gun / Kate (papa november), Thursday, 9 June 2005 04:34 (eighteen years ago) link

Edward I soooo agree with ye.

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 9 June 2005 04:35 (eighteen years ago) link

Kate - ahaha really? Thats cool. It was my mum who got me onto black books too! She totally found out about it before me and was all "omg you have to see this its so funny!" which if you know my mum, is a bit WTF.

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 9 June 2005 04:35 (eighteen years ago) link

trayce you should live at the robot arms apts

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Thursday, 9 June 2005 04:35 (eighteen years ago) link

It's totally spot on for my mum, she encouraged repeated viewings of the young ones when we were kids, however it was James I think who put me onto the Black Books tip.

― You fondle my trigger then you blame my gun / Kate (papa november), Thursday, 9 June 2005 04:36 (eighteen years ago) link

You are all mental, which is why a knockdown, dragout Battle Royale shown Big Brother featuring yiz would be funny.

― The Jaguar Who Sleeps At The Centre Of The World. (Mikey Bidness), Thursday, 9 June 2005 04:37 (eighteen years ago) link

Hahah =) Nah I think I'd go menko after a while.

Did you know: the binary number on Benders apt door is the ASCII code for "$". How very Bender =)

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 9 June 2005 04:37 (eighteen years ago) link

(er my menko thing being re living in benders little room, not in the BB house)

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 9 June 2005 04:38 (eighteen years ago) link

I go batty if I'm by myself for too long.

― The Jaguar Who Sleeps At The Centre Of The World. (Mikey Bidness), Thursday, 9 June 2005 04:39 (eighteen years ago) link

My watch stopped this week, and yet I'm still wearing it because I like it. Sad, or understandable?

― edward o (edwardo), Thursday, 9 June 2005 04:41 (eighteen years ago) link

hi hi hi

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 9 June 2005 04:42 (eighteen years ago) link

i like kate's photo of da brain meats!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 9 June 2005 04:43 (eighteen years ago) link

so - what was mikey gonna rant about again?

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Thursday, 9 June 2005 04:45 (eighteen years ago) link

has anyone asked you the time since then edward?

― gem (trisk), Thursday, 9 June 2005 04:47 (eighteen years ago) link

can't you just rewind it -- or get a new battery?!?

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 9 June 2005 04:48 (eighteen years ago) link

Oh, there's plenty for me to go off at. But I think I'll shut up now, I talk too much.

― The Jaguar Who Sleeps At The Centre Of The World. (Mikey Bidness), Thursday, 9 June 2005 04:50 (eighteen years ago) link

but it'd be the wrong shape!

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Thursday, 9 June 2005 04:50 (eighteen years ago) link

No, gem, but I keep checking my watch as an instinctive habit. It's really annoying to keep seeing 6:25 when it isn't 6:25.

― edward o (edwardo), Thursday, 9 June 2005 04:53 (eighteen years ago) link

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand stop.

― Crankypants (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 9 June 2005 04:58 (eighteen years ago) link

I'm going to get a new battery, but time is tight. I'm outta here in 40 minutes, going back home to pick up stuff, then getting on the XPT. Will have to get it done next week.

― edward o (edwardo), Thursday, 9 June 2005 05:04 (eighteen years ago) link

cake day! god this mudcake is very dense!

― his ignorance is encyclopedic (haitch), Thursday, 9 June 2005 06:03 (eighteen years ago) link

MY WEEKEND HAS BEGUN!!!!!!

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Thursday, 9 June 2005 08:45 (eighteen years ago) link

That was a very empty day I just had, motivationally speaking. Now: a very early night. Night night mongrels!

― moley, Thursday, 9 June 2005 08:49 (eighteen years ago) link

fuck dat i gets drunk and bes stupid now. nighty night janne.

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Thursday, 9 June 2005 09:00 (eighteen years ago) link

Who has Skype working? You can hit me at mikeybidness.

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Thursday, 9 June 2005 10:49 (eighteen years ago) link

mikey email me yr first 4 paragraphs i'm up for collab

*hic*

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Thursday, 9 June 2005 10:51 (eighteen years ago) link

2.5 hours to go!

― gem (trisk), Thursday, 9 June 2005 11:37 (eighteen years ago) link

bloody hell gem...thats insane. how many studiers?

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Thursday, 9 June 2005 11:39 (eighteen years ago) link

poor gem. altho my lovely one is up all night tonight, for a 9am exam..

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Thursday, 9 June 2005 11:40 (eighteen years ago) link

hahaha, what do you want mully?

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Thursday, 9 June 2005 11:44 (eighteen years ago) link

there's quite a few here tonight actually, as our exams start on saturday. my first one isn't till tuesday though.

i can't pull all nighters anymore. even with dexies. i am no longer capable.

― gem (trisk), Thursday, 9 June 2005 11:44 (eighteen years ago) link

i want a new dr who script mikey

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Thursday, 9 June 2005 11:48 (eighteen years ago) link

it makes me sad that she has to do it this way but i guess it must work for her

xppost

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Thursday, 9 June 2005 11:48 (eighteen years ago) link

yeah i used to do that a lot in my first degree. i was a stoner then though and i worked on a completely different time frame . now i'm more of a morning person and i wouldn't be able to concentrate properly without catching some zzzzs. funny how different study practices work for different people.

― gem (trisk), Thursday, 9 June 2005 11:50 (eighteen years ago) link

Weirdest week evar. Hi mongfuxs.

― Crankypants (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 9 June 2005 21:48 (eighteen years ago) link

who's the naughty mongrel who let this (briefly) slip off new answers?!

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Thursday, 9 June 2005 21:49 (eighteen years ago) link

'Naughty mongrel' sounds cute.

― estela (estela), Thursday, 9 June 2005 21:53 (eighteen years ago) link

Me I guess. I'm sick, I have an excuse.

xpost

― You fondle my trigger then you blame my gun / Kate (papa november), Thursday, 9 June 2005 21:53 (eighteen years ago) link

This is my week so far:

- Dishwasher spewing water all over the flat
- 22 degree days
- Strange pushy woman at supermarket
- Me coming out of shell and pushing said woman's groceries everywhere
- Getting an HD for an assignment I didn't think was really very good
- Grandmother who should have died on Monday is still almost-dead
- Having a playfight with an real-life friend on another forum, only to have his little brother suddenly attack me for bullying his brother
- Completely borking up the first call I've had about a job in like a month

And there's a whole day left! What will happen next?

― Crankypants (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 9 June 2005 21:57 (eighteen years ago) link

What you got Kate? I hope it's nothing uncomfortable.

― Crankypants (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 9 June 2005 21:58 (eighteen years ago) link

Uhhh....stress related stomach upset I think....and I have assessment today that I in all probability won't be able to make. My parents had a massive fight last night, triggered by my father refusing to feed the dog because "You bitches are here to serve me".

― You fondle my trigger then you blame my gun / Kate (papa november), Thursday, 9 June 2005 22:01 (eighteen years ago) link

Aren't you glad you asked? :)

― You fondle my trigger then you blame my gun / Kate (papa november), Thursday, 9 June 2005 22:03 (eighteen years ago) link

today is already much much better than yesterday was. i think not feeling hungover is a good start.

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Thursday, 9 June 2005 22:04 (eighteen years ago) link

[xpost] Fuck, not really :)

Is your dad like that, or was it a joke?

― Crankypants (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 9 June 2005 22:06 (eighteen years ago) link

No, he's like that.

― You fondle my trigger then you blame my gun / Kate (papa november), Thursday, 9 June 2005 22:10 (eighteen years ago) link

He's gone away for the weekend now though, so it's all good.

Still not sure what to do about my assessment though. I'm starting to think I'd be better off just dropping out and getting a job.

― You fondle my trigger then you blame my gun / Kate (papa november), Thursday, 9 June 2005 22:12 (eighteen years ago) link

Can you finish it, then get a job?

That dad of yours sounds, um, cartoon btw.

― Crankypants (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 9 June 2005 22:15 (eighteen years ago) link

He's a cunt. I really wanted to stab him to death last night.

I'll have to finish it somehow, either that or work at Safeway for the rest of my life. I guess I might have to start looking for a sharehouse or something.

― You fondle my trigger then you blame my gun / Kate (papa november), Thursday, 9 June 2005 22:17 (eighteen years ago) link

[sorry, that's all I can think of just now]

― Crankypants (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 9 June 2005 22:19 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.simpsoncrazy.com/gallery/screenshots/lists/news_149.jpg

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Thursday, 9 June 2005 22:19 (eighteen years ago) link

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hahaha

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Thursday, 23 June 2005 04:56 (eighteen years ago) link

where from?

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Thursday, 23 June 2005 07:27 (eighteen years ago) link

hehe yep that was funny. it's on the 'why is ilm exclusively male' thread.

― gem (trisk), Thursday, 23 June 2005 07:42 (eighteen years ago) link

jesus. did anyone challenge. i can't be arsed with that thread.

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Thursday, 23 June 2005 07:48 (eighteen years ago) link

nah i think everyone was too busy deconstructing female backstabbing and its impact on the gender imbalance inherent to music-geek discussion boards to notice the attack on your manhood gaz. i laughed though.

― gem (trisk), Thursday, 23 June 2005 07:54 (eighteen years ago) link

I just started reading it but damn its long already, dunno if I can be bothered.

I will say this tho: I've never found ILM sexist - it is very aggressive and anal and pompous, but to anyone not worthy, not just women.

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 23 June 2005 07:54 (eighteen years ago) link

yeah that's pretty much a concise summary of the gist of the thread as well trayce.

― gem (trisk), Thursday, 23 June 2005 07:56 (eighteen years ago) link

its not so much the absence of females that keeps me away from that board (although that may be a symptom or a cause for the fact that) its just full of dull people talking about dull stuff.

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Thursday, 23 June 2005 07:56 (eighteen years ago) link

with their own dicks tiredly stretching toward their own arseholes

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Thursday, 23 June 2005 07:57 (eighteen years ago) link

maybe they should start posting pics of that, could liven it up a bit

― gem (trisk), Thursday, 23 June 2005 07:58 (eighteen years ago) link

i never said those dicks got anywhere near reaching

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Thursday, 23 June 2005 08:01 (eighteen years ago) link

Hahaha! Yoink.

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 23 June 2005 08:02 (eighteen years ago) link

hehehe

― gem (trisk), Thursday, 23 June 2005 08:02 (eighteen years ago) link

are you tyna get me in trouble trayce ;)?

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Thursday, 23 June 2005 08:28 (eighteen years ago) link

Good morning, good morning!
I slept the whole night through,
Good morning, good morning to you!

http://www.art-posters.net/posters/newart/mu2020.jpg

― Making off like a lucky bandit / Kate (papa november), Thursday, 23 June 2005 19:54 (eighteen years ago) link

The last mongrels/sheepfux0rs has over 1200 posts. I think it's high time we started a new one, wouldn't you agree? I think I shall.

― Ian Riese-Moraine eats nation-states for breakfast! (Eastern Mantra), Thursday, 23 June 2005 20:29 (eighteen years ago) link

Okay cool.

― Making off like a lucky bandit / Kate (papa november), Thursday, 23 June 2005 20:31 (eighteen years ago) link

So start it, Otherwise the mongrels thread is in limbo....or was that your evil plan?

― Making off like a lucky bandit / Kate (papa november), Thursday, 23 June 2005 20:39 (eighteen years ago) link

Why do we let these godless heathens start our new threads?

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Thursday, 23 June 2005 20:41 (eighteen years ago) link

Because you allow me to, and this is the only time I'll ever (get to) start a mongrel/sheepfux0r thread.

― Ian Riese-Moraine eats nation-states for breakfast! (Eastern Mantra), Thursday, 23 June 2005 20:57 (eighteen years ago) link

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