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i only wish you could all be there

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 10 April 2004 23:33 (twenty years ago) link

sorry, leaving ina bit. i just need to find my pants and am having trouble with my shoes and the tying.

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 10 April 2004 23:33 (twenty years ago) link

hmm. . .you are walking right?

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Saturday, 10 April 2004 23:34 (twenty years ago) link

performance art? I was going to say prop comedy.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Saturday, 10 April 2004 23:34 (twenty years ago) link

well i was going to take the escalade but now that you mention it

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 10 April 2004 23:34 (twenty years ago) link

just have farnsworth drive

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Saturday, 10 April 2004 23:35 (twenty years ago) link

pants before shoes jess

― rainy (rainy), Saturday, 10 April 2004 23:35 (twenty years ago) link

right right

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 10 April 2004 23:36 (twenty years ago) link

Underwear before pants, Jess.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Saturday, 10 April 2004 23:36 (twenty years ago) link

okay, shoes and coat on

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 10 April 2004 23:37 (twenty years ago) link

what about pants!!!!

― rainy (rainy), Saturday, 10 April 2004 23:39 (twenty years ago) link

they'll only get in the way!!!!!

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 10 April 2004 23:39 (twenty years ago) link

nah i got jeans on

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 10 April 2004 23:40 (twenty years ago) link

they make my ass look big

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 10 April 2004 23:40 (twenty years ago) link

though that just might be my ass

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 10 April 2004 23:40 (twenty years ago) link

alright folks, i'm out! keep the thread warm for when daddy comes home

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 10 April 2004 23:43 (twenty years ago) link

actually, blunt drunken propositions made in bars have a higher success rate than one would think. when they go wrong, they really go wrong but when things go right it's spectacular.

― lauren (laurenp), Saturday, 10 April 2004 23:44 (twenty years ago) link

I sure hope this doesn't end in felt pen seppuku.

― rainy (rainy), Saturday, 10 April 2004 23:47 (twenty years ago) link

it'll all be okay.

― teeny (teeny), Saturday, 10 April 2004 23:48 (twenty years ago) link

for some reason i read rainy's last post as "i hope this doesn't end in prison".

good luck jess. you should try pole-dancing, it always works for me.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Saturday, 10 April 2004 23:49 (twenty years ago) link

spectacular until the shame sets in the next morning, anyway.

― lauren (laurenp), Saturday, 10 April 2004 23:50 (twenty years ago) link

the trick is to have no shame.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Saturday, 10 April 2004 23:51 (twenty years ago) link

That should be a tequila company's slogan/advertising.

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Saturday, 10 April 2004 23:52 (twenty years ago) link

the shame is the best part!!!!

― rainy (rainy), Saturday, 10 April 2004 23:53 (twenty years ago) link

That should be the slogan.

― Tep (ktepi), Saturday, 10 April 2004 23:53 (twenty years ago) link

So what do we do until Jess comes back?

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Saturday, 10 April 2004 23:54 (twenty years ago) link

talk about him

― rainy (rainy), Saturday, 10 April 2004 23:55 (twenty years ago) link

Write ad copy for Jose Cuervo.

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Saturday, 10 April 2004 23:55 (twenty years ago) link

of course the shame doesn't mean you won't still waking up in that same person's bed 1 year+ later.

― Kim (Kim), Saturday, 10 April 2004 23:56 (twenty years ago) link

Isn't there someone with an iBook and aIrport to follow him and give reports from the road?

― ModJ (ModJ), Saturday, 10 April 2004 23:56 (twenty years ago) link

I'm calling the networks - this is must see tv.

― Kim (Kim), Saturday, 10 April 2004 23:58 (twenty years ago) link

We can call it, "The Complicated Life"

― rainy (rainy), Saturday, 10 April 2004 23:59 (twenty years ago) link

Yeah, Paris Hilton and Nicole Ritchie really should move in with Jess.

― Kim (Kim), Sunday, 11 April 2004 00:03 (twenty years ago) link

they'd probably fight all the time, it'd be spectacular

― rainy (rainy), Sunday, 11 April 2004 00:04 (twenty years ago) link

God, I'm picturing Jess hugging (strangling?) Nicole Ritchie like that teddy bear in the FAP pic.

― Tep (ktepi), Sunday, 11 April 2004 00:04 (twenty years ago) link

photoshop oppportunity!!

― rainy (rainy), Sunday, 11 April 2004 00:06 (twenty years ago) link

good thinking - it'll help us sell the show

― Kim (Kim), Sunday, 11 April 2004 00:18 (twenty years ago) link

does anyone have his cell? txt msg him for updates.

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Sunday, 11 April 2004 00:19 (twenty years ago) link

oh girls, I love them but like ricky martin says they are a mystical nightmare. I don't like Ricky Martin.

― Ronan (Ronan), Sunday, 11 April 2004 00:25 (twenty years ago) link

wooo, haha, uh-uh
Saturday night and Strongo need a fight
His motorcycle and a switchblade knife
Hand full of grease and his hair feels right
But what Strongo need to make him tight are those
Girls, girls, girls

― Jeanne Fury (Jeanne Fury), Sunday, 11 April 2004 00:26 (twenty years ago) link

TS: motley crue or beastie boys?

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Sunday, 11 April 2004 00:27 (twenty years ago) link

Yeah, Paris Hilton and Nicole Ritchie really should move in with Jess.

Only if they're willing to fill out to his preferred proportions.

― j.lu (j.lu), Sunday, 11 April 2004 00:49 (twenty years ago) link

haha

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Sunday, 11 April 2004 00:51 (twenty years ago) link

okay so like i walked up town and she was actually still at work! but they had already closed so i stood there and pressed my hands agaist the windows and licked my chops like a small cockney orphan watching the fat cats slice up their delicious christmas ham. but then i think they noticed me so i scampered off. so then like i walked all over town and EVERY BAR had some sort of godawful "show" happening tonight, possibly featuring white people attempting to get funky and erm uh waiter check plz. so then like i went in this yuppier bar and got all these stares from the waitstaff and the clientele and drank like four shots of whisky and two beers in the space of about 10 minutes. then i walked home and hit a tree on the way.

in summary: this town can suck my cock until i cum blood.

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 11 April 2004 00:51 (twenty years ago) link

I am going to see Hellboy w/my dad.

― christhamrin (christhamrin), Sunday, 11 April 2004 00:53 (twenty years ago) link

see if you can find me some pussy there

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 11 April 2004 00:54 (twenty years ago) link

i mean, honestly, this is why i am a shut-in

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 11 April 2004 00:57 (twenty years ago) link

i feel your pain even though i inexplicably have a girlfriend currently

― christhamrin (christhamrin), Sunday, 11 April 2004 00:58 (twenty years ago) link

yeah one will come along eventually

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 11 April 2004 00:58 (twenty years ago) link

they're like haley's comet

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 11 April 2004 00:58 (twenty years ago) link

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everyday life:
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― Dan I., Wednesday, 28 May 2008 01:43 (fifteen years ago) link

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― libcrypt, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 01:47 (fifteen years ago) link

ESJ, what will become of Jeremy's precious DNA if he fails to procreate, huh? Ever think of that?

― Aimless, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 01:47 (fifteen years ago) link

lol @ "...YESTERDAY"

― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 01:48 (fifteen years ago) link

cons: past "problems" w/ drugs, shelf full of Ayn Rand

Oh my gosh, those cons are hideous!

Wait four years and see if she's over it by then.

― Abbott, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 01:50 (fifteen years ago) link

if it really was that precious, he should be less liberal with sharing it about

― electricsound, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 01:50 (fifteen years ago) link

I'm still trying to correct my unconscious notion that girls do not want to talk to me b/c of cooties

― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 01:52 (fifteen years ago) link

sounds to me as if he's having a hard time sharing even a thimbleful.

― Aimless, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 01:56 (fifteen years ago) link

Curt1s have you had the cooties vaccine?

― Abbott, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 01:58 (fifteen years ago) link

circle-circle-dot-dotting thru the heartbreak

― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 02:08 (fifteen years ago) link

Morse code?

― Abbott, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 02:10 (fifteen years ago) link

Abbott do you not know circle circle dot dot?!?!

― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 02:13 (fifteen years ago) link

lol wikipedia

The song derives from an American children's playground song, "circle circle, dot dot", that supposedly serves to immunize a child from the affliction of cooties. The words are as follows:

Circle, circle.
Dot, dot.
Now I've got my cootie shot.

The words circle and dot are accompanied by the corresponding shapemeaning in the shape of two circles with dots in the middle being traced (or, in some cases, drawn with a pen or marker) on the recipient's hand or arm. If the cootie shot was self-administered, "you" and "your" may be substituted with "I" and "my". In some areas a self-administered shot is not considered effective (the "shot" is considered to have been already infected with cooties).

― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 02:15 (fifteen years ago) link

swear-to-god in my childhood the poem went

circle, circle
dot, dot
touch a girls ass
or youre gay

the rule was if someone did that to yr palm you had to keep yr hand balled into a fist which had to be kept closed until it made contact w/ a girls ass

i once spent 2 very painful hours under this predicament

― deeznuts, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 02:32 (fifteen years ago) link

o.O

― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 02:34 (fifteen years ago) link

hey man i dont care how long it took id rather be the guy who touched a girls ass at 8 than the guy who still believes in cooties at 18

― deeznuts, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 02:38 (fifteen years ago) link

― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 02:39 (fifteen years ago) link

Not Morse code.

― Abbott, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 04:17 (fifteen years ago) link

I don't know about drug "problems," but Ayn Rand is something people generally get over at a pretty young age, so don't worry about that.

― Maria, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 09:02 (fifteen years ago) link

hey man i dont care how long it took id rather be the guy who touched a girls ass at 8 than the guy who still believes in cooties at 18

i guess we know how old deez is now?

― gabbneb, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 09:19 (fifteen years ago) link

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