― Damian (Damian), Thursday, 19 December 2002 09:40 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Thursday, 19 December 2002 09:58 (twenty-one years ago) link
any number of times
― Alan (Alan), Thursday, 19 December 2002 09:58 (twenty-one years ago) link
― weasel diesel (K1l14n), Thursday, 19 December 2002 09:59 (twenty-one years ago) link
v
they fooled me, Jerry
― Alan (Alan), Thursday, 19 December 2002 10:33 (twenty-one years ago) link
Me: Yay! No more crappy base interludes!
― Madchen (Madchen), Thursday, 19 December 2002 10:42 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Madchen (Madchen), Thursday, 19 December 2002 10:43 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Alan (Alan), Thursday, 19 December 2002 10:47 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Queen G (Queeng), Thursday, 19 December 2002 11:41 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Alan (Alan), Thursday, 19 December 2002 11:46 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Chris V. (Chris V), Thursday, 19 December 2002 12:45 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Nicole (Nicole), Thursday, 19 December 2002 12:59 (twenty-one years ago) link
― mms (mms), Thursday, 19 December 2002 14:03 (twenty-one years ago) link
Elaine: My roommate has Lyme disease.Jerry: Lyme disease? I thought she had Epstein-Barr Syndrome?Elaine: She has this in addition to Epstein-Barr. It's like Epstein-Barr with a twist of Lyme disease.
― edward o (edwardo), Thursday, 19 December 2002 14:23 (twenty-one years ago) link
― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 19 December 2002 17:41 (twenty-one years ago) link
― lawrence kansas (lawrence kansas), Thursday, 19 December 2002 17:52 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Justyn Dillingham (Justyn Dillingham), Thursday, 19 December 2002 19:10 (twenty-one years ago) link
oh yeah also when george sez he "coined the phrase" pardon my french
― bob zemko (bob), Thursday, 19 December 2002 20:55 (twenty-one years ago) link
― bob zemko (bob), Thursday, 19 December 2002 20:56 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Thursday, 19 December 2002 21:01 (twenty-one years ago) link
"Am I insane, Jerry? Or am I so sane that I just blew your mind?!"
"This! This! I don't LIKE this! And THIS is what I'm going to do with it!"
ALSO what was the name of the whiskey that Kramer drinks that has no odor? Henneseys? Cos he had that great song about it.
― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 20 December 2002 01:29 (twenty-one years ago) link
― minna (minna), Friday, 20 December 2002 01:41 (twenty-one years ago) link
― webber (webber), Friday, 20 December 2002 02:01 (twenty-one years ago) link
― minna (minna), Friday, 20 December 2002 02:07 (twenty-one years ago) link
― nebbesh (nebbesh), Friday, 20 December 2002 02:08 (twenty-one years ago) link
― maryann (maryann), Friday, 20 December 2002 02:32 (twenty-one years ago) link
"I'm a man. You know who else is a man? Charlie's a man."
― nickn (nickn), Friday, 20 December 2002 02:36 (twenty-one years ago) link
― minna (minna), Friday, 20 December 2002 02:45 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Chris V. (Chris V), Friday, 20 December 2002 12:59 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Friday, 20 December 2002 13:27 (twenty-one years ago) link
mind you i also think friends is pretty funny even though i also hate it
― mark s (mark s), Friday, 20 December 2002 13:39 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Friday, 20 December 2002 13:46 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Aaron A., Monday, 17 February 2003 05:26 (twenty-one years ago) link
― weatheringdaleson (weatheringdaleson), Monday, 17 February 2003 06:01 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Justyn Dillingham (Justyn Dillingham), Monday, 17 February 2003 07:14 (twenty-one years ago) link
True, it's like an insidious drug that doesn't get you high until you're addicted...."I smoked it once and didn't feel anything..." It may be that Seinfeld isn't funny in one dose but has an intertexuatlity requirement for appreciation. You don't laugh at what was said today, but because what was said today comments on what was said in all the previous episodes (which, as an addict, you have naturally seen). This effect continues unbroken through Larry David's Curb Your Enthusiasm which is utterly cruel and unfunny until you realize that it's from the Seinfeld creator and he's doing Seinfeld over again with a harder edge. Seinfeld hardly needs Jerry, he's never funny. Larry David is funny...or not.
― Skottie, Monday, 17 February 2003 07:19 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Skottie, Monday, 17 February 2003 07:25 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Justyn Dillingham (Justyn Dillingham), Monday, 17 February 2003 07:39 (twenty-one years ago) link
― geoff, Monday, 17 February 2003 09:51 (twenty-one years ago) link
― frank p. jones (frank p. jones), Monday, 17 February 2003 20:40 (twenty-one years ago) link
I dunno about that, but the last episode sort of made more explicit what the whole show had been about.
― gabbneb (gabbneb), Monday, 17 February 2003 20:58 (twenty-one years ago) link
I think this was mentioned on the xander/bez threads
― Alan (Alan), Tuesday, 18 February 2003 11:00 (twenty-one years ago) link
― jed_e_3 (jed_e_3), Friday, 22 August 2003 00:04 (twenty years ago) link
― jed_e_3 (jed_e_3), Friday, 22 August 2003 00:05 (twenty years ago) link
― nnnh oh oh nnnh nnnh oh (James Blount), Friday, 22 August 2003 00:27 (twenty years ago) link
― colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Friday, 22 August 2003 00:58 (twenty years ago) link
― colin o'hara (jed_e_3), Friday, 22 August 2003 01:01 (twenty years ago) link
― ryan (ryan), Friday, 22 August 2003 01:33 (twenty years ago) link
yes! i love all the descriptions that happen in that episode
"A guy who's about five foot eleven, he's got uh, a big head and flared nostrils." - Kramer, describing Jerry "Like, a horse face, big teeth, and a pointed nose." - George, describing Jerry "A short guy with glasses, looked like Humpty Dumpty with a melon head." - The ticket lady, describing George
"A pretty woman, you know, kinda short, big wall of hair, face like a frying pan." - George, describing Elaine
― minna (minna), Friday, 22 August 2003 03:33 (twenty years ago) link
― cinniblount (James Blount), Friday, 22 August 2003 03:39 (twenty years ago) link
"You know we've LIVING in a SOCIETY!"
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 17 February 2017 11:55 (seven years ago) link
GEORGE: She treated me to the Arabian mocha java.JERRY: And you misinterpret this how?
― clemenza, Friday, 17 February 2017 12:31 (seven years ago) link
"Take toilet paper for example. Do you realize that toilet paper hasvnot changed in my lifetime? It's just paper on a cardboard roll, that's it. And in ten thousand years, it will still be exactly the same because really, what else can they do?"
― Cool Im An Situation (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 1 December 2021 05:29 (two years ago) link
“you find this fascinating, don’t you?”
― flopson, Wednesday, 1 December 2021 05:30 (two years ago) link
I think my #1 is from Susan, not one of the principals: "Yeah, give me the papers--I'll sign 'em."
― clemenza, Friday, 17 December 2021 16:28 (two years ago) link
Haha her delivery on that was great
― hopefully this review helped someone (Neanderthal), Saturday, 18 December 2021 02:00 (two years ago) link
Elaine: Can’t you see what’s happened? I’ve become George!Jerry: Don’t say that!Elaine: It’s true.. I’m George.. GEORGE!
― scanner darkly, Saturday, 18 December 2021 02:32 (two years ago) link
George, from "The Conversion": "This is the only woman I've never lied to...well, that's not entirely true."
― clemenza, Friday, 4 February 2022 21:41 (two years ago) link
"Who told you to put the balm on?"
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Friday, 4 February 2022 21:48 (two years ago) link
George at his therapist’s office:
GEORGE: What if the pilot gets picked up and it becomes a series?
DANA: That'd be wonderful George, you'll be rich and successful.
GEORGE: Yeah, that's exactly what I'm worried about. God would never let me be successful. He'd kill me first. He'd never let me be happy.
DANA: I thought you didn't believe in God?
GEORGE: I do for the bad things.
― Sam Weller, Saturday, 5 February 2022 13:21 (two years ago) link
All right! But hear me, and hear me well! The day will come! Oh, yes, mark my words, Seinfeld! Your day of reckoning is coming, when an evil wind will blow through your little playworld and wipe that smug smile off your face! And I'll be there in all my glory, watching, watching as it all comes crumbling down!
― underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Sunday, 6 February 2022 02:10 (two years ago) link
If you’re one of us… you’ll take a bite.
― nobody like my rap (One Eye Open), Sunday, 6 February 2022 02:23 (two years ago) link
Elaine: So, because of a few bad seeds, you're going to impugn an entire continent?
Jerry: Yes, I'm impugning a continent.
― buzza, Sunday, 6 February 2022 06:08 (two years ago) link
“elaine, i could see not saying hello. she’s very, what’s the word, supercilious. but HOW COULD JERRY NOT SAY HELLO?”
― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Sunday, 6 February 2022 18:03 (two years ago) link
Jerry and George discussing the word ‘barometer’.Kramer: “It’s pronounced thermometer.”
― This Is Not An ILX Username (LaMonte), Monday, 7 February 2022 00:32 (two years ago) link
“I believe that’s what you do with garbage, you idiot”
― brimstead, Thursday, 7 December 2023 22:20 (four months ago) link
(Bill Erman as old man Jerry was visiting)
― brimstead, Thursday, 7 December 2023 22:21 (four months ago) link
Erwin
George: I was spottin' those raccoons!
― Large, Complex, Detailed but Irrefutable POST (Dan Peterson), Thursday, 7 December 2023 23:09 (four months ago) link
No one can tell you what a balm's gonna do. They are unpredictable!
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Thursday, 7 December 2023 23:12 (four months ago) link