The Miracle of the Smiths

It's here:

John Lewis Christmas Advert 2011

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSLOnR1s74o

That has got to be the best advert I have ever seen!...will stay with me for a long time. Very well done J.L

PATROLMAN2056 1 hour ago 7 thumbs up

Holy crap! That melted my Grinchy heart!

I totally thought he was getting the Smiths box set.

Ha. Me too.

ugh

bad

would be so much better if it was the original. fuck you sensitive female slow cover version women.

but still, the enjoyment of angry indies being annoyed about this keeps on giving.

The horrible plinky cover version is the least of its crimes. I could even stand the shitty payoff, but the way it channels some kind of ghastly pastiche of every twee/innocent/nu-indie/mumblecore/shane meadows advert conceit into 90 creatively bereft seconds brakes my hart. Fuck's sake grossly overpaid ad agency, just *try* to do something original.

i'm seriously surprised there haven't been any adverts with slow females covering anything from 69 love songs yet

How long will it be before The Smiths become sufficiently retro and neutral that it would be OK for a firm like John Lewis to use the original in an ad? The people I know who do most of their Christmas shopping there (i.e. my mum and the like) still hate Morrissey: "Eh, I know you and you cannot sing" etc.

Still surprised that Morrissey/Marr agreed to this (and the This Charming Man intro earlier this year). Don't think they've ever explicitly said they wouldn't let their music be in ads, but I always thought that was implied. At the very least I would've expected Morrissey in his weird way to say no because JL sell leather coats/sofas and Waitrose sell meat.

Not understanding the hate here, maybe it's a UK thing where Morrissey's been overexposed. I quite liked that cover.

And, hey, Marr's gotta eat, given the blazing unsuccess of his solo album.

oh i think he's probably doing alright

how can you believe that, he's only been a full-time touring-and-recording member of three or four internationally successful bands since that solo album

Marr might not be the draw he was 20 years ago but I'm sure he's living comfortably enough. As for Mike Joyce...

Morrissey has apparently been bankrupt for the last four years so presumably needs the money. Also has to finance a daft libel action, atm, and they can get expensive.

Morrissey has apparently been bankrupt for the last four years

I think that's just in respect to his songwriting...

Didn’t cry at the advert.

The visuals are OK but the song doesn’t sit comfortably alongside them (since it’s not about Christmas or consumerism) and enough please-hit-me wispy cover versions please. Apparently John Lewis are planning a whole album of this muck for the season.

The ad would have been much better if Morrissey and Marr had turned up at the end as Santa and his helper. You decide who would play whom.

singing "You just haven't earned it yet, Baby!"

"How Soon Is Noël"

"I Started Something I Couldn't Finish"

... we've all experienced that at Xmas dinner, eh?

"Still Ill"

... Boxingdayamirite?

"Pretty Girls Make Gravies"

"How Soon is Now" was used on a jeans advert YEARS ago, iirc

Yeah, and come-on you remember "This Charming Man" soundtracking some indie lad making a mixtape, for some product I forget.

Was that not John Lewis as well?

prob.

yes, this one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EosFNm78hGg

xxxxpost "Paint a Vulgar Picture" (You could've said no if you'd wanted to...)

shoplifters of the world unite.

"Hang the tinsel, hang the tinsel/Hang the tinsel, hang the tinsel/Hang the tinsel hang the tinsel hang the tinsel" etc.

"There have been better bands than the Smiths"

outrageous.

OUTRAGEOUS

" There have been better bands than the Smiths, but there has never been a more perfect band, in the sense of having a distinct, deliberate, powerful aesthetic shaped by the tensions of collaboration, combined with the ability to articulate that aesthetic."

Context, dude!

hm. can't get past outrageousness of the first part.

"Hang the tinsel, hang the tinsel/Hang the tinsel, hang the tinsel/Hang the tinsel hang the tinsel hang the tinsel" etc.

― Race Against Rockism (Myonga Vön Bontee), Tuesday, November 15, 2011 6:31 PM (3 days ago)

^ May never get this out of my head.

That's a really good review by Douglas Wolk. I've always liked his reviews of James Brown's singles volumes for P4k and his review of The Fall's Peel Sessions (for Believer) was great.

Kind of shocked that they didn't include 'Jeane' in the complete box set. That's insane.

ha, it really is. wonder if there's some kinda rarities comp in the works?

less insane to leave shit out than to include some stuff twice and not remaster all of it

3 new entries on tacky badge up btw

mostly on account of that blog i think the smiths are my most listened to band this year. that single version of "the boy with the thorn in his side" (prolly my fave tune of theirs) is flippin' brilliant

8.1? get tae fuck.

yeah, the rating is a joke. never trust ratings, esp. from s&p and pitchfork. the article is good though.

i'm finding the drums and other percussive elements on some tracks of these remasters a little hard to take. far too foregrounded for my taste, i think i'll stick with my old versions.

many updates on the smiths 'extra track and a tacky badge' blog since we last revived this
http://smithsrecycle.blogspot.com/
they've still got a fair few singles to go mind..

more updates.

yep!

these make a great listen as a whole

Xpost*2 - It looks to me they only have one single left to do.

well, that makes six at the time pisces said it.

Oh right.

They've been 'becalmed' for ages, fair enough.