Batman always has a plan for all contingencies. ESPECIALLY this one.
― The Way of the Diamond Spirit (Oilyrags), Friday, 2 January 2009 15:16 (fifteen years ago) link
srs question: in this battle royale scenario, would these characters have access to all the movies/books/comic books/TV shows about each other, and have knowledge of all their strengths and weaknesses and backstories?
― some dude, Friday, 2 January 2009 15:19 (fifteen years ago) link
After Batman has allowed his fifth multiple personality to emerge so as to deal with the Vader threat...
― Mordy, Friday, 2 January 2009 15:20 (fifteen years ago) link
Lightsaber vs. Utility Belt = one sad fucked up jedi
― The Way of the Diamond Spirit (Oilyrags), Friday, 2 January 2009 15:22 (fifteen years ago) link
dude jedis are their own utility belts
― Millsner, Friday, 2 January 2009 15:23 (fifteen years ago) link
I bet that the Alien and Predator are like the SW Expanded Universe Yuuzhan Vong and can't be seen in or affected by the Force, therefore PREDATOR PWNS VADER.
― ^likes tilt-a-whirls (Pancakes Hackman), Friday, 2 January 2009 15:25 (fifteen years ago) link
Bruce always packs a vial of midichlorian neutralizer. ALWAYS.
― The Way of the Diamond Spirit (Oilyrags), Friday, 2 January 2009 15:26 (fifteen years ago) link
how would he even know what midichlorians are?
this thread is starting to hurt my head
― Millsner, Friday, 2 January 2009 15:29 (fifteen years ago) link
new nominee: uncle pennybags
IRL right now Batman would be like "I'ma kick Bernard Madoff right in his ass! He thinks he can steal from me?"
― The Way of the Diamond Spirit (Oilyrags), Friday, 2 January 2009 15:32 (fifteen years ago) link
The useless ingenuity of the human mind never ceases to amaze me.
Predator, btw.
― Aimless, Friday, 2 January 2009 17:44 (fifteen years ago) link
I don't think it's fair to say Luke Skywalker "beat" Vader; sure he cut his (robot?) hand off or whatever but the fight wasn't ever really decided before Palpatine interfered with his force lightning.
― Muomas (nickalicious), Friday, 2 January 2009 20:37 (fifteen years ago) link
Also I really think Xena is being underestimated here; she is a bad-ass with a sword, she's got that flying death razor frisbee thing, also aren't there like one or more gods pulling strings in her favor?
― Muomas (nickalicious), Friday, 2 January 2009 20:38 (fifteen years ago) link
the prob with batman is he would be hesitant about killing pps which would be necessary w/some of these fools
― ㋡ (cankles), Friday, 2 January 2009 20:42 (fifteen years ago) link
hulk really being underrated here imo, someone suggested he would get mauled by an alien earlier - wtf! all kinds of artillery and warheads just bounce off him but some lil ass alien is gonna merc the hulk? plz
― ㋡ (cankles), Friday, 2 January 2009 20:43 (fifteen years ago) link
yeah i voted for the hulk on instinct the first time i looked at this thread
― some dude, Friday, 2 January 2009 20:44 (fifteen years ago) link
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3235/2767416400_51d9d95619.jpg
^^ who / what is this?
― moonship journey to baja, Friday, 2 January 2009 21:07 (fifteen years ago) link
that;s the dude from dead space
― ㋡ (cankles), Friday, 2 January 2009 21:27 (fifteen years ago) link
isaac clarke
― cozwn, Friday, 2 January 2009 21:29 (fifteen years ago) link
oh i see, nerd stuff
― moonship journey to baja, Friday, 2 January 2009 21:29 (fifteen years ago) link
he's pretty badass for a miner or whatever but yeah again, just a dude w/out superpowers; some tasty weapons mind bt tht's really it
― cozwn, Friday, 2 January 2009 21:30 (fifteen years ago) link
not badhttp://images.google.com/images?q=%22who%20would%20win%20in%20a%20fight%22&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&sa=N&tab=wi
― Tracy Michael Jordan Catalano (Jordan), Friday, 2 January 2009 21:31 (fifteen years ago) link
isaac would go down pretty fast unless there's no oxygen/gravity
― bnw, Friday, 2 January 2009 21:32 (fifteen years ago) link
also he'd probably get dicked over by xena somehow
― bnw, Friday, 2 January 2009 21:33 (fifteen years ago) link
yeah I agree : /
― cozwn, Friday, 2 January 2009 21:33 (fifteen years ago) link
dont pretend you are somehow cooler than somebody who does know, you still voted in this poll and argued your choice, that makes you as nerdy as the rest of us― s1ocki, Friday, January 2, 2009 6:11 AM (10 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― s1ocki, Friday, January 2, 2009 6:11 AM (10 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
Good point, but "dude who watches violent movies" is way cooler than "dude who knows third-tier characters in Marvel universe"
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Friday, 2 January 2009 21:34 (fifteen years ago) link
Also, I just watched Predator recently and it kind of sucks.
suggest ban
― Tracy Michael Jordan Catalano (Jordan), Friday, 2 January 2009 21:35 (fifteen years ago) link
hellboys not a third tier character in the marvel universe dummy
― 8====D ------ ㋡ (max), Friday, 2 January 2009 21:36 (fifteen years ago) link
suggest drown
― cozwn, Friday, 2 January 2009 21:36 (fifteen years ago) link
"dude who doesn't know anything about anything because he only pays attention to bad records" still the coolest of all amirite
― El Tomboto, Friday, 2 January 2009 21:50 (fifteen years ago) link
seriously there have been not one but TWO violent movies about Hellboy so I have no idea how you thought that was a statement you could get away with here on the internet
― El Tomboto, Friday, 2 January 2009 21:51 (fifteen years ago) link
they were pretty obscure though
― bnw, Friday, 2 January 2009 21:51 (fifteen years ago) link
I remember those movie posters now. Ok.
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Friday, 2 January 2009 21:54 (fifteen years ago) link
no one wins the argument of who is the least nerdy here so stop fronting. whoever wins this poll... we lose.
― s1ocki, Friday, 2 January 2009 21:56 (fifteen years ago) link
joeks bruv
― moonship journey to baja, Friday, 2 January 2009 21:57 (fifteen years ago) link
game over, man
― bnw, Friday, 2 January 2009 21:57 (fifteen years ago) link
Where we're going, we don't need roads
― Keep Carmody and Carry On (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Friday, 2 January 2009 21:59 (fifteen years ago) link
given several weeks of planning, maybe batman could come up with something.
This is a good point. Looked through the list again, and it is obvious that Batman (well, Bruce somewhat assisted by Alfred) is the only one with the brains, money & network to set up this megafight in the first place*. So undoubtedly he'll be more than well-prepared.
*) Vader and Picard might qualify, but I fail to see any motivation why they would do so.
― anatol_merklich, Friday, 2 January 2009 23:40 (fifteen years ago) link
I feel like the gorilla and the grizzly bear are missing from this list
― caek, Friday, 2 January 2009 23:43 (fifteen years ago) link
― anatol_merklich, Friday, 2 January 2009 23:40 (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
Rocky would know fight promoters.
― Keep Carmody and Carry On (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Friday, 2 January 2009 23:43 (fifteen years ago) link
i was thinking more of movie hulk tbh forgotten that marvel hulk was basically unfuckwithable altho still aliens are damn fast i was thinking like tactical throat slashing maneouvers but would he just regenerate too quickly. can adamantium pierce the hulk's skin if like lasers and shit cannot man the more i think about the more the hulk is boss damn
altho he is still vulnerable to some mind control ish like even by the hobbit they could just make him not mad and he would be some weakass physics
― Lamp, Friday, 2 January 2009 23:58 (fifteen years ago) link
last sentence is kinda on the luriqua tip, congratulations
― El Tomboto, Saturday, 3 January 2009 00:01 (fifteen years ago) link
?? idk what the means
― Lamp, Saturday, 3 January 2009 00:02 (fifteen years ago) link
only one of these characters is immortal, and hence invincible, because he inhabits a universe where no-one ever dies. and that character is gargamel.
i voted sonic though.
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DOY
Predator or Alien or Darth Vader couldn't win because the bad guy never wins.
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Saturday, 3 January 2009 00:08 (fifteen years ago) link
There's no way this showdown would end with evil triumphing.
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Saturday, 3 January 2009 00:09 (fifteen years ago) link
last sentence is kinda on the luriqua tip, congratulations― El Tomboto, Saturday, January 3, 2009 12:01 AM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink?? idk what the means― Lamp, Saturday, January 3, 2009 12:02 AM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark
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LURIQUA BLOG
― HOOSytime steenman (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, 3 January 2009 00:13 (fifteen years ago) link
predators and aliens aren't evil they just do what they do just like people
― El Tomboto, Saturday, 3 January 2009 00:19 (fifteen years ago) link