football manager 2012 (release date is 21st oct)

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oh the left hand side of your tactics screen, where you can save and change between set tactics, it will have a blue bar saying how familiar your team is to that set tactic, depending on how often they play that tactic and what they do in training/match preparation.

GOIT BUZZ TOYS (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 10 November 2011 15:23 (twelve years ago) link

Ohh right, thanks! Will have a look at that!

Doesn't mean my players aren't twats though ;)

Y Kant Lou Reed (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 10 November 2011 15:33 (twelve years ago) link

you can use fmrte to change your 3 set tactics to full familiarity btw

(Algerian Goalkeeper) Vs (Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker), Thursday, 10 November 2011 15:40 (twelve years ago) link

under 'match preparation' on your fmrte team screen set everything to 100

(Algerian Goalkeeper) Vs (Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker), Thursday, 10 November 2011 15:42 (twelve years ago) link

I have set everything to perfect. Now let me play this game and see how much fun I have.

Why even play the game?

GOIT BUZZ TOYS (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 10 November 2011 15:51 (twelve years ago) link

I'm not cheating, Kerr. I find a strange satisfaction and perfect outlet of anger losing stupid games tbh

Y Kant Lou Reed (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 10 November 2011 16:04 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah I mean an fm account managing sunderland should be given to everyone who ever attends an anger management class.

GOIT BUZZ TOYS (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 10 November 2011 16:28 (twelve years ago) link

Glad i used paypal
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-15690187

The Steam video game service, used by 35 million people, has been compromised by hackers.

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The attackers used login details from the forum hack to access a database that held ID and credit card data.

Valve said that, so far, it had no evidence that credit cards were being misused or Steam accounts abused.
Losing trust

The defacement took place on 6 November and the Steam forums were taken offline when Valve learned of the attack.

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Valve's investigation of that incident revealed that the "the intrusion goes beyond the Steam forums".

The initial investigation showed that the attackers gained access to a Steam database that held "user names, hashed and salted passwords, game purchases, email addresses, billing addresses and encrypted credit card information".

Valve has not said whether this was the full database of Steam's 35 million active accounts or a subset of that total.

Mr Newell said Valve had no evidence that the encrypted credit card information or personal information on gamers had been taken. However, he added, "we are still investigating".

He said it had only discovered that a few forum accounts had been compromised and used to carry out the defacement.

But Mr Newell added that all forum users will be required to change their passwords when the discussion site re-opens, which the firm is trying to achieve as quickly as possible.

He advised users to change passwords on other accounts if they are the same as the one used for the Steam forums.

"I am truly sorry this happened, and I apologize for the inconvenience," concluded Mr Newell.
Code changes

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Security expert Paul Ducklin, writing on the blog of security firm Sophos, handed down advice about what to do following the breach.

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(Algerian Goalkeeper) Vs (Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker), Friday, 11 November 2011 12:07 (twelve years ago) link

Glad I got it illegaly

Y Kant Lou Reed (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 11 November 2011 12:20 (twelve years ago) link

glad i bought it in an amazon

GOIT BUZZ TOYS (a hoy hoy), Friday, 11 November 2011 15:30 (twelve years ago) link

i've just been handed a transfer budget of 274m. 274m!

like i kinda just want to spunk it all because lol why not but then i'd have genuine guilt for a computer game. wtf is rong with me

GOIT BUZZ TOYS (a hoy hoy), Saturday, 12 November 2011 18:17 (twelve years ago) link

Was your wage budget equally upped though? Otherwise you'll probably find you can't even spend all that on good players even if you wanted to

Y Kant Lou Reed (Le Bateau Ivre), Saturday, 12 November 2011 18:41 (twelve years ago) link

then he can adjust budget

(Algerian Goalkeeper) Vs (Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker), Saturday, 12 November 2011 18:43 (twelve years ago) link

You playing w/ Arsenal? Was it a sugar daddy thing?

Y Kant Lou Reed (Le Bateau Ivre), Saturday, 12 November 2011 18:44 (twelve years ago) link

he said he didn't want to play with a rich club as it was too easy. So he did real madrid instead

(Algerian Goalkeeper) Vs (Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker), Saturday, 12 November 2011 18:47 (twelve years ago) link

i'm currently 40m a year under my wage budget.

i picked a team that needed a manager. usually i do a couple seasons with an easy team to get the gist of what is going on, and then i'll do something like last season where i made leyton orient champions of europe.

GOIT BUZZ TOYS (a hoy hoy), Saturday, 12 November 2011 19:01 (twelve years ago) link

so far, 100m for messi has been rejected. wonder how far i'll go. think i'm gonna cut myself off at 180m if they keep saying no.

GOIT BUZZ TOYS (a hoy hoy), Saturday, 12 November 2011 19:02 (twelve years ago) link

I'd be very interested to hear if Messi'd even want to go Madrid, I can't imagine he would!

Y Kant Lou Reed (Le Bateau Ivre), Saturday, 12 November 2011 19:04 (twelve years ago) link

i dunno, last season he had to suffer the embarrassment of coming 4th! and my press conferences have been very anti-franco and pro-pep, so hopefully things are changing (they aren't.)

GOIT BUZZ TOYS (a hoy hoy), Saturday, 12 November 2011 19:34 (twelve years ago) link

in contract negotiations, for the second time, after a £45m bid for Wilshere was accepted and refusing to pay the agent a £6m bonus. so what does he do? he offers me to pay THREE MILLION A YEAR LESS THAN ALREADY AGREED AND ONE AND HALF MILLION LESS THAN HE IS CURRENTLY BEING PAID BY ARSENAL TO WILSHERE just so he'd still get that bonus. They have made football agents as cuntish on the game as you presume they'd be in real life.

at £130m for Messi now and still being rejected.

GOIT BUZZ TOYS (a hoy hoy), Saturday, 12 November 2011 21:11 (twelve years ago) link

three months pass...

So... after a contract dispute with Barca, Celik, 21 year old with absolutely incredible stats and the player who nearly knocked me out of the CL semi-final by scoring 2 in the second leg (he didn't play in the first, thank god) was going for a pawtry 11m. He is an AMC.

I have too many AMCs. It seemingly happened out of nowhere. I've moved Wilshere to LW. Rott, a regen I bought at 17 has knocked Ozil out of the German team can also play at CM I guess. Same with Trabelsi. Germain, who I swear is better than Messi but currently out for 3 months, can't play anywhere else. *breathes* Greenwood and Goddard have *so* much potential to the point where I don't want to sell them, in case anyone else reaps the rewards. Rafael was the star of my Brazil team who lost in the WC semis and won player of the fucking tournament.

I play 4-2-3-1, with two wingers because Chamberlain has to play (he scores like a goal a game). I've given up on a DM, in part because we weren't scoring enough, partly because Ramsey/my attacking playmaker regens were too good and because Busquiets/my regens weren't up to scratch.

Celik comes in a month and considering people are already annoyed at being 8 points off the league, I expect mutiny. Maybe give up on wingers and just play with 5 different central midifielders? I've been thinking about a way I can play with one centre-half, but I don't think it will work out. Or sell someone off? The only reason my squad is half-balanced atm is because I sold off anyone over 28 and now I don't want to give up the regens I worked hard to make 3time CL champions.

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I have showered and applied for two jobs already today. Whenever I talk about meaningless hobbies I feel I need to throw these things in there.

a hoy hoy, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 10:58 (twelve years ago) link

one year passes...

http://www.footballmanager.com/1888/

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 1 April 2013 18:50 (eleven years ago) link

dammit somebody make that as a mod now please

parcheesi Wotsits (Noodle Vague), Monday, 1 April 2013 19:01 (eleven years ago) link

nine months pass...

50% off in the Steam sale. caved.

The Zinger Not the Zung (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 2 January 2014 18:50 (ten years ago) link

Welcome back to the dark side NV. Please enjoy this motivational picture and daydream a little about the sort of malformed Eastern European regens that could be suckling from your nurturing teats any time now.

http://i.imgur.com/YtUmFSO.png

Windsor Davies, Monday, 6 January 2014 19:22 (ten years ago) link

starting off my traditional "predicted 24th in League 2" team, this year it's Newport.

new tactics engine is lush

Emilia Fabbo (Noodle Vague), Monday, 6 January 2014 20:01 (ten years ago) link

Yeah the tactics are a treat in this, easily the most fun I've had with it in ages. I've just hit a barrier, my ludicrously high intensity pressing game, suicidally high defensive line and murderous pace up front no longer cutting it against all the little teams (i.e. all of them but the top 3 or 4 in Europe) just sit deep and give me the ball. Beginning the gradual transition to a team of musclebound brutes who kick the shit out of the opposition, sit right back and rely on a set-piece or maybe one or two incisive attacks per game to get the win. Something very satisfying in watching your team bully their way to a clean sheets record. Yer man Oleg Russian in the screenshot up there is very much a harbinger of the new way.

Windsor Davies, Monday, 6 January 2014 20:27 (ten years ago) link

Wish there was a way to specifically train up his aggression

Windsor Davies, Monday, 6 January 2014 20:28 (ten years ago) link

like only feed him once every other day or something

Emilia Fabbo (Noodle Vague), Monday, 6 January 2014 20:32 (ten years ago) link

How goes it on the Welsh coast, NV?

Wheels well and truly coming off the Villa project now. A shock 1-0 defeat in the league to Birmingham City had the fans up in arms, swiftly followed by a 3-0 capitulation to Schalke away in the Champs League, leaving us dangerously vulnerable to the dreaded head-to-head rule.

Gave the team a good tongue lashing both at half- and full-time, only for my star signing of the summer, Lucas Ocampos (who had been injured in pre-season and was making his full debut) to complain about it to the press. Told him where he could go in a fairly boisterous one-to-one meeting and he skipped the next training session. Back on the transfer list with ya.

Injury list is now looking totally absurd, including my main striker out till the end of the season.

And I've alienated my first-choice goalie as well. He disappeared halfway through last season for the Cup of Nations so I gave my 19 year old wonderkid a run in the side. Did so well that he's remained in the side ever since and now my proper first choice has handed in a transfer request and been banished to the reserves due to lack of playing time. Predictably the bottom has fallen out of the wee lad's form and my other guy won't even talk to me.

No money left to strengthen in Jan because my eyes were bigger than my bank balance and it's all gone on lovely little regens who are nowhere near ready for the big time. New tactics not sitting well with the lads at the moment.

I'm moaning but this is probably all motivated by the death drive that always kicks in when this game gets too easy, start roleplaying at the expence of trying to win games

Windsor Davies, Tuesday, 7 January 2014 13:41 (ten years ago) link

i'm right at the beginning so i don't know yet, but my wage cap starts nearly maxed out and i've got a usable squad of about 16 players. looking to offload one particularly overpaid back-up at centre half and get some loans in, then i'm planning to go with an aggressive-ish 4-3-3 or 5-3-2 for more defensive games with a couple of swashbuckling wing backs and a stodgy-looking midfield 3 covering for them.

Emilia Fabbo (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 7 January 2014 14:42 (ten years ago) link

tbf all the board have asked is that i stay up first season, reckon that's eminently doable

Emilia Fabbo (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 7 January 2014 14:43 (ten years ago) link

six months pass...

Jack Wilshere's agent just asked for £4.3m in order for him to re-sign. Ta-ra hope he's happy at Chelsea.

pandemic, Saturday, 26 July 2014 11:14 (nine years ago) link

three months pass...
two years pass...

http://i.imgur.com/LX8EA06.jpg

, Thursday, 24 November 2016 17:49 (seven years ago) link

http://arstechnica.com/gaming/2016/11/football-manager-2017-review/

, Thursday, 24 November 2016 17:50 (seven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/iwXRSo7.gif

r|t|c, Thursday, 24 November 2016 18:06 (seven years ago) link

Lmao

Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 24 November 2016 21:07 (seven years ago) link

holy shit

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 24 November 2016 21:16 (seven years ago) link

any cunt moaning that FM is too real for them doesn't deserve to call themselves an FM player

brex yourself before you wrex yourself (Noodle Vague), Friday, 25 November 2016 07:24 (seven years ago) link

now i just need to go and rob a post office so i can upgrade my computer

brex yourself before you wrex yourself (Noodle Vague), Friday, 25 November 2016 07:26 (seven years ago) link

35% approval rating on Steam but I haven't come across any Brexit moaning in the reviews yet, most of the complaints are about the AI and the match engine

brex yourself before you wrex yourself (Noodle Vague), Friday, 25 November 2016 14:16 (seven years ago) link

the 35% was from chinese people who were upset there was no chinese language version so they had websites troll SI boards and steam to make them change their mind (they did)

Cosmic Slop, Friday, 25 November 2016 23:46 (seven years ago) link

the game wasnt even out and they were giving it low ratings.

Cosmic Slop, Friday, 25 November 2016 23:47 (seven years ago) link

i dunno man, games journalism, *shrug*

i read a bunch of reviews today and they were the standard complaints that i see every time there's a new FM: the game engine's broken, the AI cheats, too many injuries etc. i never buy FM until the price comes down, and by then it's always patched, but most of these complaints are just losers who don't want to put the work in. i didn't notice a bunch of angry Chinese gamers any more than i came across any butthurt Brexiteers tbh

brex yourself before you wrex yourself (Noodle Vague), Friday, 25 November 2016 23:57 (seven years ago) link

because all the negative reviews were before the game was officially released forcing sega to agree to a chinese language version. There was thousands of bad reviews then.

Cosmic Slop, Saturday, 26 November 2016 00:01 (seven years ago) link

two years pass...

25% off FM 2019, *finally*

here we go again

Driving Drone for Christmas (Noodle Vague), Friday, 21 December 2018 09:19 (five years ago) link

considering it

gabbnebulous (darraghmac), Friday, 21 December 2018 09:40 (five years ago) link


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