WHO WOULD WIN IN A FIGHT

I'm starting to think that maybe Batman might be able to take Vader. I'm not sure how - but Batman is smart. He'll find a way.

BTW I think there should be an accompanying all-lady thread "WHO WOULD WIN IN A CAT FIGHT?"

You guys are overrating Vader a bit here, I'm not sure if the force even works under these conditions.

given several weeks of planning, maybe batman could come up with something. if he swung into the middle of it unawares then i'm not convinced.

i can't think of any convincing reason why the force wouldn't work in this brawl.

I've not seen it, but didn't luke skywalker or hans solo kick vaders ass?

matt dc otm

luke skywalker did, but his midichlorian counts were off da chartz. he's not in this list, otherwise it'd be a cinch.

Batman and Vader would be the last ones standing, thus begins the battle of the VOICES OF DOOM.

Batman doesn't even have super powers ffs

Batman certainly does have the cunning to get within striking distance of Vader, but I think some people are seriously underestimating THE POWER OF THE FORCE here. Vader'd sense his presence pretty quickly, and once that happens, he's toast. Even with the batsuit Batman is just a normal schmuck who's in really good shape and knows some fighting moves.

i.e. I'd put good money on some random stormtrooper getting a lucky shot on his ass

These would be the same stormtroopers that get owned by Ewoks?

they'd own batman too

why are you all repping so hard for Darth Vader you sad cunts

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furry assholes

Batman always has a plan for all contingencies. ESPECIALLY this one.

srs question: in this battle royale scenario, would these characters have access to all the movies/books/comic books/TV shows about each other, and have knowledge of all their strengths and weaknesses and backstories?

After Batman has allowed his fifth multiple personality to emerge so as to deal with the Vader threat...

Lightsaber vs. Utility Belt = one sad fucked up jedi

dude jedis are their own utility belts

I bet that the Alien and Predator are like the SW Expanded Universe Yuuzhan Vong and can't be seen in or affected by the Force, therefore PREDATOR PWNS VADER.

Bruce always packs a vial of midichlorian neutralizer. ALWAYS.

how would he even know what midichlorians are?

this thread is starting to hurt my head

new nominee: uncle pennybags

IRL right now Batman would be like "I'ma kick Bernard Madoff right in his ass! He thinks he can steal from me?"

The useless ingenuity of the human mind never ceases to amaze me.

Predator, btw.

I don't think it's fair to say Luke Skywalker "beat" Vader; sure he cut his (robot?) hand off or whatever but the fight wasn't ever really decided before Palpatine interfered with his force lightning.

Also I really think Xena is being underestimated here; she is a bad-ass with a sword, she's got that flying death razor frisbee thing, also aren't there like one or more gods pulling strings in her favor?

the prob with batman is he would be hesitant about killing pps which would be necessary w/some of these fools

hulk really being underrated here imo, someone suggested he would get mauled by an alien earlier - wtf! all kinds of artillery and warheads just bounce off him but some lil ass alien is gonna merc the hulk? plz

yeah i voted for the hulk on instinct the first time i looked at this thread

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^^ who / what is this?

that;s the dude from dead space

isaac clarke

oh i see, nerd stuff

he's pretty badass for a miner or whatever but yeah again, just a dude w/out superpowers; some tasty weapons mind bt tht's really it

oh i see, nerd stuff

not bad
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isaac would go down pretty fast unless there's no oxygen/gravity

also he'd probably get dicked over by xena somehow

yeah I agree : /

dont pretend you are somehow cooler than somebody who does know, you still voted in this poll and argued your choice, that makes you as nerdy as the rest of us

― s1ocki, Friday, January 2, 2009 6:11 AM (10 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Good point, but "dude who watches violent movies" is way cooler than "dude who knows third-tier characters in Marvel universe"

Also, I just watched Predator recently and it kind of sucks.

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hellboys not a third tier character in the marvel universe dummy

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Good point, but "dude who watches violent movies" is way cooler than "dude who knows third-tier characters in Marvel universe"

"dude who doesn't know anything about anything because he only pays attention to bad records" still the coolest of all amirite

seriously there have been not one but TWO violent movies about Hellboy so I have no idea how you thought that was a statement you could get away with here on the internet

they were pretty obscure though

I remember those movie posters now. Ok.

no one wins the argument of who is the least nerdy here so stop fronting. whoever wins this poll... we lose.