some how ilx doesn't have a terry funk thread. well i'm drunk and y'all need this sorted.

fyi the other day i got around to downloading the cornette guest booker w/ the wcw invasion, in which he has a crazy terry funk v. undy at wm18. man i think i would have jizzed my pants if that actually happened instead of a undy v. flair that had no real build up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_GOHt4JEBaY

wrestling makes me feel like wishing mario balotelli should be given a mic all the damn day so i could give a shit about any personality in sport/fame these days. "nothing but a pig farm! nothing but pig lives here! tougher than shoe leather! middle age and crazy! i will never return to puerto rico again! never, how do you like that? you people are yellow! you don't have a bone in your bodies! you are pigs! pigs! pigs! pigs! pig! pig! let me talk to the puerto ricans! yes i know a foreign language - oink! oink! oink! oink! you people are pigs!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8SKJmFI9ik&NR=1

this be should on repeat in the louvre.

HOW SHOULD I BEAT LAWLER? I GUESS I SHOULD BEAT HIM HALF TO DEATH. BUT LETS GO BACK TO FARGO- HE'S A PERVERT!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8SKJmFI9ik&NR=1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8SKJmFI9ik&NR=1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8SKJmFI9ik&NR=1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8SKJmFI9ik&NR=1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8SKJmFI9ik&NR=1

fucking art.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFfNWJaSTwU&NR=1

i think seeing this by accident when i was younger was when i figured out that i was in love with a man called terry funk.

i dunno if i ever saw the match it was a promo for, not sure i still have. i certainl;y had no fucking idfea who tommy dreamer was. just he had a vhs of fucking awesome promos and terry funk became a god.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twnG-DzBY0A&feature=related

i remember trying to watch this shoot thinking raven+sandmaninthree6mafiatshirt=awesome but falling fucking asleep because if im honest, sandman is just too fucking drunk whenever to listen to. but terry funk talking about cow nipples is essential obv

omg terry funk fucked a cow.

seriously i have just heard him admit he lost his virginity to a cow with his father watching.

i am too drunk for this.

i cannot comprehend what i just heard.

man youtube sucks for old memphis tapes, i'm just gonna go watch sheik shoots w/ the peado rob feinstein and serve myself another drink and eat some toast.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYjjOvDgBB8

seriously who would give a drug addict a chainsaw and then tell him to beat up people

why is road dogg wearing a j.o.b. squad t shirt?

i miss tag team partners like billy gunn that had no personality but they had a partner w/ mic skills and also a south park t shirt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBrNmkRmEfc

this is still p much the defining image of my childhood. like i guess it should be tony adams scoring v. everton or my first kiss or something but nah its pushing a pensioner off stage in a bin

i genuinely believed i'd just watched some people be murdered while being 10 watching wrestling. wonder how i ended up traumatised as an adult.

like you see them lying there, not moving; it wasn't done with a gimmick escape. i still think wtf, i've just watched ppl be murdered.

youtube clips that make me think i should also start a jr thread. "i hope there is not an idiot out there saying well at least they've learnt how to fall"- with one sentence i learnt to doubt ever thinking wrestling was fake.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvaDn3UrYAE&feature=related

it sucks so much that sgt slaughter doesnt just kind of walk around aimlessly for no reason anymore. i guess when d-lo brown and al snow turned up at bound for glory makes up for it.

R.I.P. you crazy bastard

rip funker

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRi3a0cwxdM

^ one of my favorite matches. Truly cemented my love of the deathmatch style.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLi3IltNIY8

FOREVER