WHO WOULD WIN IN A FIGHT

Vader doesn't need to cut Wolverine because he can just kill him with his MIND.

yeah I'm trying to imagine the results if you parry wolverine's claws with a lightsaber and it's retarded

where's robocop

more like where's samus aran?

DREDD would win I think - in his absence voted Predator

Alien, Predator, Batman and oddly enough Xena would all win a 'home' match IMO

darth vader why because NIGGA CAN THROW PEOPLE WITHOUT TOUCHING THEM AND CHOKE THEM WITHOUT TOUCHING THEM THAT IS SOME GANGSTA SHIT

PLUS HE SWORD CUT PEOPLE IN HALF

the only guy vader would have a hard time with is superman, tbh

not that superman could beat him, but it might be a standoff

man all vader tangled with was scrubs and it took a sucker punch to take joe lieberman out after his own son whupped his ass. 6 movies i notice he didn't fuck with yoda get ouuuuta here with that dude

Predator sees all, turns invisible and shoots deadly projectiles, so Predator FTW

but then again, I didn't wikipedia to find out what the fuck a Hellboy was

Vader doesn't need to cut Wolverine because he can just kill him with his MIND.

― Millsner,

Magneto was throwing Wolverine around with his mind, so I can easily imagine Vader besting him.

before things got really started, the Hobbit could ask Rocky a riddle game.

Also, people keep mentioning the Predator, but he's a physically vulnerable character, at least in the videogames. His main defence is the invisibility cloak, which the Alien and Vader would both be able to see through. And the Predator doesn't move quickly. In the Predator movie, he gets fucked up when Dutch and the others start firing into the jungle, but that's at least 30 seconds after what's-his-name-with-the-minigun gets killed, so he can't have been moving very fast. And in the AVP movie there are several instances where a Pred gets owned by an Alien basically while the Pred is just standing there. Although to be fair, Aliens move damn quick.

I think Sonic The Hedgehog is being seriously underestimated here. As long as he can catch at least one ring after he gets hit, he's basically invincible. Unless there is some water around to drown him in.

Magneto wasn't throwing Wolverine around with his mind. He was using his metal-moving powers to move Wolverine's metal skeletal frame. AFAIK, Wolverine has defenses against mind control, and, due to the link between telekinesis and telepathy, that might extend to the Force. I went with Batman though. He's brilliant enough to turn all enemy combatant's weapons against themselves. Just look at Morrison-era JLA Batman. He had no problem facing off against Gods. His toolbelt is really a very minor ability compared to his inhumane ability to process information and plan.

Ie: I suspect Batman forges an alliance with Darth Vader against some of the more difficult battles. While Vader is destroying Wolverine (who clearly gets some good hits in on Vader before succumbing to the forth), Batman backstabs Vader and MOVES THE FUCK on. Victory.

Predator sees all, turns invisible and shoots deadly projectiles, so Predator FTW

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Friday, January 2, 2009 7:37 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

but then again, I didn't wikipedia to find out what the fuck a Hellboy was

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Friday, January 2, 2009 7:37 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

dont pretend you are somehow cooler than somebody who does know, you still voted in this poll and argued your choice, that makes you as nerdy as the rest of us

i like mordy's answer cuz i do think that brains & cunning is being seriously underestimated here

i could see batman & picard teaming up... definitely the two smartest guys in the room here

I'm not convinced that Rambo would shoot down Xena. He strikes me as the kind of guy who would never hit a lady.

Out of Batman, Wolverine & Vader here I'm going for Vader. Adamantium skeleton isn't much good if it's your windpipe being mindsqueezed.

I'm starting to think that maybe Batman might be able to take Vader. I'm not sure how - but Batman is smart. He'll find a way.

BTW I think there should be an accompanying all-lady thread "WHO WOULD WIN IN A CAT FIGHT?"

You guys are overrating Vader a bit here, I'm not sure if the force even works under these conditions.

given several weeks of planning, maybe batman could come up with something. if he swung into the middle of it unawares then i'm not convinced.

i can't think of any convincing reason why the force wouldn't work in this brawl.

I've not seen it, but didn't luke skywalker or hans solo kick vaders ass?

matt dc otm

luke skywalker did, but his midichlorian counts were off da chartz. he's not in this list, otherwise it'd be a cinch.

Batman and Vader would be the last ones standing, thus begins the battle of the VOICES OF DOOM.

Batman doesn't even have super powers ffs

Batman certainly does have the cunning to get within striking distance of Vader, but I think some people are seriously underestimating THE POWER OF THE FORCE here. Vader'd sense his presence pretty quickly, and once that happens, he's toast. Even with the batsuit Batman is just a normal schmuck who's in really good shape and knows some fighting moves.

i.e. I'd put good money on some random stormtrooper getting a lucky shot on his ass

These would be the same stormtroopers that get owned by Ewoks?

they'd own batman too

why are you all repping so hard for Darth Vader you sad cunts

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furry assholes

Batman always has a plan for all contingencies. ESPECIALLY this one.

srs question: in this battle royale scenario, would these characters have access to all the movies/books/comic books/TV shows about each other, and have knowledge of all their strengths and weaknesses and backstories?

After Batman has allowed his fifth multiple personality to emerge so as to deal with the Vader threat...

Lightsaber vs. Utility Belt = one sad fucked up jedi

dude jedis are their own utility belts

I bet that the Alien and Predator are like the SW Expanded Universe Yuuzhan Vong and can't be seen in or affected by the Force, therefore PREDATOR PWNS VADER.

Bruce always packs a vial of midichlorian neutralizer. ALWAYS.

how would he even know what midichlorians are?

this thread is starting to hurt my head

new nominee: uncle pennybags

IRL right now Batman would be like "I'ma kick Bernard Madoff right in his ass! He thinks he can steal from me?"

The useless ingenuity of the human mind never ceases to amaze me.

Predator, btw.

I don't think it's fair to say Luke Skywalker "beat" Vader; sure he cut his (robot?) hand off or whatever but the fight wasn't ever really decided before Palpatine interfered with his force lightning.