the best ones are equal parts jack handey + borges + lovecraft
yeah this otm i always thought these dudes were kinda cribbing a lot their rhythm/structures from mitch hedberg but jack handey is really better/closer i think
@thebibandit banditcops chase a man into a TV showing the same episode of cops. bad boys plays, but i cant hear it. my dog is making that powerline sound again
― so solaris (Lamp), Wednesday, 9 November 2011 03:07 (twelve years ago) link
All these dudes have a direct mainline to my central LOLing system
― vitameatawalloginavegamin (donna rouge), Wednesday, 9 November 2011 03:46 (twelve years ago) link
I am DYING at the yearbook anime one
― 2191: celebrate the m bisontennial (m bison), Wednesday, 9 November 2011 03:58 (twelve years ago) link
lol is that a lil b joke
KREAYSHAWN - GUCCI GUCCI
― ٩(̾●̮̮̃̾•̃̾)۶ (sic), Wednesday, 9 November 2011 05:15 (twelve years ago) link
^memesource imo
― ٩(̾●̮̮̃̾•̃̾)۶ (sic), Wednesday, 9 November 2011 05:18 (twelve years ago) link
thebibandit bandit .@tacobell lost for 6 days now in floors 70-80 of Taco Tower Value Meal. not even any food in here. just traps. why do you sell this5 Apr Favorite Retweet Reply
thebibandit bandit for 3 years now everyone's old friendster pages have been posting in languages no one speaks on pictures of us in places we've never been7 Apr Favorite Retweet Reply
― max, Wednesday, November 9, 2011 2:59 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark
hahaha holy shit
― what's happening to our based god??? (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 9 November 2011 06:04 (twelve years ago) link
thebibandit makes me feel so unfunny :(
― Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 9 November 2011 06:50 (twelve years ago) link
― 2191: celebrate the m bisontennial (m bison), Wednesday, November 9, 2011 3:58 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― Buster Mottrhymes (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 9 November 2011 08:19 (twelve years ago) link
@drilwint@Battlefield user "Garth_Turds" jusr read my address online , except replacing the name of my town with "Toilet". my daughters are crying12 Nov via web Favorite Retweet Reply
― max, Sunday, 13 November 2011 21:37 (twelve years ago) link
dril wint Teens respond to scorpions. Im bridging the teen reality with ours, through Scorpion Use. Do scorpions need to act rude to be cool? No11 Nov Favorite Retweet Reply
― max, Sunday, 13 November 2011 21:39 (twelve years ago) link
Lol
― ice cr?m, Monday, 14 November 2011 04:52 (twelve years ago) link
my fav twitters are bibandit & riffraff
― When snap was real ... Thumbs up if you agree (D-40), Monday, 14 November 2011 04:53 (twelve years ago) link
RAP GAME LARRY BiRD .... YA MAMA iS A HAiRY NERD
― When snap was real ... Thumbs up if you agree (D-40), Monday, 14 November 2011 04:54 (twelve years ago) link
ok the bibandit is incredible
― tpp, Monday, 14 November 2011 13:45 (twelve years ago) link
http://img822.imageshack.us/img822/2020/bartsimson.png
― i couldn't adjust the food knobs (Phil D.), Thursday, 17 November 2011 19:51 (twelve years ago) link
we used to call a kid in middle school the b.o. bandit. thats all i can think of wheni see thebibandit.
― Picnicant, Friday, 18 November 2011 15:49 (twelve years ago) link
feeling stepdad_earth today:
stepdad_earth chill bro bagginsTHIS YEARS HOT T'GIVING ACTIVITY: YOUR GRANDMA READING A PRINTOUT OF UR TWEETS & ASKING 'NOW WHAT WAS THE POINT OF THIS ONE' AFTER EACH ONE15 Nov Favorite Retweet Reply
― GREENS (the putting kind) (donna rouge), Friday, 18 November 2011 17:58 (twelve years ago) link
stepdad_earth chill bro baggins 'A Wicked Clown Doesnt Cite Sources,' Said Violent J Professor Of Juggalo Studies Alan Dershowitz As He Peed In My Pumpin Spice Latte16 hours ago Favorite Retweet Reply
― max, Friday, 18 November 2011 18:01 (twelve years ago) link
this guy is my new favorite
http://www.twitter.com/DinkMagic
― max, Thursday, 5 January 2012 14:20 (twelve years ago) link
Wayne Gretzky @DinkMagic CloseEmbrace the spirit of Libertarionism: A majestic Bald Eagle gets shot with a pistol and eaten raw by a mother and son who later puke it up
― max, Thursday, 5 January 2012 14:23 (twelve years ago) link
Wayne Gretzky @DinkMagic CloseHey fellow #skeptic s! Come join Skeptic Circle! It was going to be called Unpleasant Cunt Gathering of Shit Asses but that was too long
Wayne Gretzky @DinkMagic 28 Dec Reply Retweet Favorite · Openguy bring Me a book say Ronthis here a story about a Coony feller wit them big lips who-i say stop! ill publish, but only if i dont get paid
― max, Thursday, 5 January 2012 14:24 (twelve years ago) link
theres a series around december 8 where hes just tweeting @menshumor that kills me
― max, Thursday, 5 January 2012 14:25 (twelve years ago) link
the sex scene tweets on Dec 13 are incredible
btw i mentioned on one of the twitter threads that i started following this weird group of people and i couldnt figure out wtf their deal was, anyway turns out theyre something awful posters
― ice cr?m, Tuesday, 6 September 2011 01:05 (3 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
is this basically everyone being talked about itt? like this seems enough of a thing that it's a subgenre of Twitter users or whatever, but if it's essentially a SA circlejerk then maybe not (even though I really like it)
― Buster Mottrhymes (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 5 January 2012 14:52 (twelve years ago) link
a handful of them are goons but a bunch have "joined" on twitter
― max, Thursday, 5 January 2012 14:53 (twelve years ago) link
I think it's all just a SA circle jerk about 1.) corporate branding 2.) space aliens 3.) everything else
― tracy mcgr8080 (dayo), Thursday, 5 January 2012 14:53 (twelve years ago) link
from what i can tell its become a broader twitter subgenre w/the SA users as its originators and core
― lag∞n, Thursday, 5 January 2012 14:54 (twelve years ago) link
boring_as_heck has never posted to SA, despite being an integral member of twitcrew
― max, Thursday, 5 January 2012 14:57 (twelve years ago) link
i feel like this is where we should discuss maxs burgeoning role as their liaison to the msm
― lag∞n, Thursday, 5 January 2012 14:59 (twelve years ago) link
also johns strange love affair w/wolfpuppy
― lag∞n, Thursday, 5 January 2012 15:02 (twelve years ago) link
wolf pupy is def top 3, maybe top 1
― tracy mcgr8080 (dayo), Thursday, 5 January 2012 15:02 (twelve years ago) link
how many of them are ade, is what i want to know
― tracy mcgr8080 (dayo), Thursday, 5 January 2012 15:03 (twelve years ago) link
i dont really vibe to wolf puppy that hard
― lag∞n, Thursday, 5 January 2012 15:04 (twelve years ago) link
his highs aren't the highest highs but he's the most consistent
― tracy mcgr8080 (dayo), Thursday, 5 January 2012 15:08 (twelve years ago) link
famouscrab is funny
― lag∞n, Thursday, 5 January 2012 15:10 (twelve years ago) link
bandit, dril and dinkmagic are the funniest and most consistent imo
― max, Thursday, 5 January 2012 15:18 (twelve years ago) link
this girl is a lol https://twitter.com/#!/lolzque its all in one voice/style ive noticed being thrown around a lot
― lag∞n, Thursday, 5 January 2012 15:18 (twelve years ago) link
i like this guy too https://twitter.com/#!/ahuj9
― lag∞n, Thursday, 5 January 2012 15:19 (twelve years ago) link
agree re bandit and dril tho
big fan of moewytchdog too
― max, Thursday, 5 January 2012 15:19 (twelve years ago) link
one thing i dont like is some of these guys will start talking abt indie rock and it totally breaks the spell
― lag∞n, Thursday, 5 January 2012 15:22 (twelve years ago) link
you should tell them max 'no more indie rock'
wolfpuppy is the classic account where i rofl at a RT then go to the account and it's just a bunch of not funny tweets -- dudes like this should tweet like... 3 times a day at maximum -- peanutfreemom had the same problem
bandit & dril are def the best
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 5 January 2012 15:23 (twelve years ago) link
feel like bandit has fallen off tho after the name change
― tracy mcgr8080 (dayo), Thursday, 5 January 2012 15:24 (twelve years ago) link
bandit/dril/dinkmagic have really good QC it just means fewer tweets
― max, Thursday, 5 January 2012 15:26 (twelve years ago) link
i'm not sure how she fits into this 'world' or whatever but i really love tricia lockwood's tweets
― donna rouge, Thursday, 5 January 2012 16:31 (twelve years ago) link
yes totally
― lag∞n, Thursday, 5 January 2012 16:34 (twelve years ago) link
TriciaLockwood Patricia LockwoodSext: The Foley artist stands motionless above you, playing slurps and moans and soft female sighs. In the morning you are pregnant31 Dec
― donna rouge, Thursday, 5 January 2012 17:06 (twelve years ago) link
like seriously all his joeks crack me the fuck almost. I just get the helpless giggles. he could just do the "dinosaur that turns into a race car" joek over & over and I'd still lol every time. the only thing that bugs me is when he goes into "lol 'rap' talk" mode. but other than that something about his whole deal just gets me every time
― unlistenable in philly (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, 5 January 2012 17:39 (twelve years ago) link
moewytchdog is great & dropkickpikachu (who I think is now skatewytch?) though that's the more aggro end of rage-and-lol twitter political kids
― unlistenable in philly (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, 5 January 2012 17:40 (twelve years ago) link