the climax of the novel is when he becomes 1 with the horse_ebooks energy field and reaches a higher plane of consciousness
― max, Tuesday, 8 November 2011 04:58 (twelve years ago) link
self-publish that shit on the kindle store for $1.99 and I will buy it
― whoop, up the butt it goes (silby), Tuesday, 8 November 2011 05:01 (twelve years ago) link
I don't even have a kindle
i hope u make it available in portable document format
― am0n, Tuesday, 8 November 2011 05:01 (twelve years ago) link
i am going to live tweet it
― max, Tuesday, 8 November 2011 05:01 (twelve years ago) link
max_ebooks
― max, Tuesday, 8 November 2011 05:02 (twelve years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CUL4-zRy4M
― am0n, Tuesday, 8 November 2011 05:04 (twelve years ago) link
fyi im writing a novel about horse_ebooks where one character "takes it over" and finds himself slowly being turned into a horse_ebook
― max, Tuesday, November 8, 2011 4:58 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― max, Tuesday, November 8, 2011 4:58 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark
nanowrimo openers
― Picnicant, Tuesday, 8 November 2011 12:01 (twelve years ago) link
also in re: this, a real person took over horse_ebooks is what I've heard from a couple of people; it's not a "real" ebooks feed any more
― unlistenable in philly (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, November 7, 2011 10:52 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
i am frankly baffled at the idea that one could possibly connect horse_ebooks with any sense of "reality" or authenticity
also it is hilarious that there are rumors about a noise-generating SEO-spam twitter intended to help a website sell ebooks about horses
― max, Monday, November 7, 2011 10:54 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark
well the quotes have been more poignant and weird but you can sense some meaning behind them, compare it with guitar_ebooks or any of the other noncompromised e_books I promise you SOMETHING IS GOING ON
I'm glad somebody out there believes me!
― ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Tuesday, 8 November 2011 12:05 (twelve years ago) link
can I be the guy who tries to warn everybody but mysteriously slips on a banana peel in the shower and dies before my warnings are heeded
RT
― ice cr?m, Tuesday, 8 November 2011 14:56 (twelve years ago) link
― ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Tuesday, November 8, 2011 12:05 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark
he knew too much
― what's happening to our based god??? (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 8 November 2011 15:26 (twelve years ago) link
http://twitter.com/#!/ChristmasEbook/status/133323979174838272
― am0n, Tuesday, 8 November 2011 15:48 (twelve years ago) link
thebibandit banditONE BIG .RAR, FULL OF DOG PICTURES7 Nov Favorite Retweet Reply
― vitameatawalloginavegamin (donna rouge), Tuesday, 8 November 2011 22:30 (twelve years ago) link
lol is that a lil b joke
― ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Tuesday, 8 November 2011 22:35 (twelve years ago) link
@thebibanditbanditEverybody Welcome Our Special Guest: Garfield! [sewer people limp out onto stage] Wow This Cat Love To Eat! [they beg for medicine+supplies]
― max, Wednesday, 9 November 2011 02:29 (twelve years ago) link
you know that feeling where you wish you were super rich so that you could pay people to do whatever they want for the rest of their lives, that is how i feel about the bi bandit
― max, Wednesday, 9 November 2011 02:30 (twelve years ago) link
i particularly enjoyed the one abt turtles
― so solaris (Lamp), Wednesday, 9 November 2011 02:48 (twelve years ago) link
I object to the furcation of his name to the bi bandit
clearly it's the bib and it
― ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Wednesday, 9 November 2011 02:50 (twelve years ago) link
this one lamp
thebibandit bandit WELCOME… TO MY SUBTERRARIUM LAIR [terrarium falls and shatters as couch cushion fort supporting it gives way] [all my turtles escape] NOoo!!2 Nov Favorite Retweet Reply
― max, Wednesday, 9 November 2011 02:52 (twelve years ago) link
thebibandit bandit in retrospect, switching to a cavern-based society was good in that it eliminated cyberbullying but bad in that it introduced spiderbullying1 Nov Favorite Retweet Reply
― max, Wednesday, 9 November 2011 02:53 (twelve years ago) link
haha yeah i dont know why but corny wordplay like that just kills me... also really loved the spiderbullying one
― so solaris (Lamp), Wednesday, 9 November 2011 02:56 (twelve years ago) link
it's like a lost deep thoughts
― balls, Wednesday, 9 November 2011 02:58 (twelve years ago) link
thebibandit bandit ~♥♥♥~ GRANDMA LOVES HER SPECIAL GRANDSON ~♥♥♥~ BUT NEEDS HER PILLS TO LIVE ~♥♥♥~ PLEASE UN-"ROMHACK" THE MEDICINE CABINET ~♥♥♥~15 Apr Favorite Retweet Reply
― max, Wednesday, 9 November 2011 02:58 (twelve years ago) link
the best ones are equal parts jack handey + borges + lovecraft
thebibandit bandit for 3 years now everyone's old friendster pages have been posting in languages no one speaks on pictures of us in places we've never been7 Apr Favorite Retweet Reply
― max, Wednesday, 9 November 2011 02:59 (twelve years ago) link
like this one is just
thebibandit bandit .@tacobell lost for 6 days now in floors 70-80 of Taco Tower Value Meal. not even any food in here. just traps. why do you sell this5 Apr Favorite Retweet Reply
can everyone i follow stop retweeting horse_ebooks because idgi & feel like i'm not missing out on much
― MODS DID 10/11 (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 9 November 2011 03:01 (twelve years ago) link
this stuff p much still sux
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 9 November 2011 03:02 (twelve years ago) link
thebibandit bandit you shut your mouth / how can you say / my yearbook photo can't be anime9 Feb Favorite Retweet Reply
― max, Wednesday, 9 November 2011 03:03 (twelve years ago) link
horse_ebooks even in its current decrepit state is like better than 99% of twitter
― ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Wednesday, 9 November 2011 03:04 (twelve years ago) link
yeah this otm i always thought these dudes were kinda cribbing a lot their rhythm/structures from mitch hedberg but jack handey is really better/closer i think
@thebibandit banditcops chase a man into a TV showing the same episode of cops. bad boys plays, but i cant hear it. my dog is making that powerline sound again
― so solaris (Lamp), Wednesday, 9 November 2011 03:07 (twelve years ago) link
All these dudes have a direct mainline to my central LOLing system
― vitameatawalloginavegamin (donna rouge), Wednesday, 9 November 2011 03:46 (twelve years ago) link
I am DYING at the yearbook anime one
― 2191: celebrate the m bisontennial (m bison), Wednesday, 9 November 2011 03:58 (twelve years ago) link
KREAYSHAWN - GUCCI GUCCI
― ٩(̾●̮̮̃̾•̃̾)۶ (sic), Wednesday, 9 November 2011 05:15 (twelve years ago) link
^memesource imo
― ٩(̾●̮̮̃̾•̃̾)۶ (sic), Wednesday, 9 November 2011 05:18 (twelve years ago) link
― max, Wednesday, November 9, 2011 2:59 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark
hahaha holy shit
― what's happening to our based god??? (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 9 November 2011 06:04 (twelve years ago) link
thebibandit makes me feel so unfunny :(
― Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 9 November 2011 06:50 (twelve years ago) link
― 2191: celebrate the m bisontennial (m bison), Wednesday, November 9, 2011 3:58 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― Buster Mottrhymes (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 9 November 2011 08:19 (twelve years ago) link
@drilwint@Battlefield user "Garth_Turds" jusr read my address online , except replacing the name of my town with "Toilet". my daughters are crying12 Nov via web Favorite Retweet Reply
― max, Sunday, 13 November 2011 21:37 (twelve years ago) link
dril wint Teens respond to scorpions. Im bridging the teen reality with ours, through Scorpion Use. Do scorpions need to act rude to be cool? No11 Nov Favorite Retweet Reply
― max, Sunday, 13 November 2011 21:39 (twelve years ago) link
Lol
― ice cr?m, Monday, 14 November 2011 04:52 (twelve years ago) link
my fav twitters are bibandit & riffraff
― When snap was real ... Thumbs up if you agree (D-40), Monday, 14 November 2011 04:53 (twelve years ago) link
RAP GAME LARRY BiRD .... YA MAMA iS A HAiRY NERD
― When snap was real ... Thumbs up if you agree (D-40), Monday, 14 November 2011 04:54 (twelve years ago) link
ok the bibandit is incredible
― tpp, Monday, 14 November 2011 13:45 (twelve years ago) link
http://img822.imageshack.us/img822/2020/bartsimson.png
― i couldn't adjust the food knobs (Phil D.), Thursday, 17 November 2011 19:51 (twelve years ago) link
we used to call a kid in middle school the b.o. bandit. thats all i can think of wheni see thebibandit.
― Picnicant, Friday, 18 November 2011 15:49 (twelve years ago) link
feeling stepdad_earth today:
stepdad_earth chill bro bagginsTHIS YEARS HOT T'GIVING ACTIVITY: YOUR GRANDMA READING A PRINTOUT OF UR TWEETS & ASKING 'NOW WHAT WAS THE POINT OF THIS ONE' AFTER EACH ONE15 Nov Favorite Retweet Reply
― GREENS (the putting kind) (donna rouge), Friday, 18 November 2011 17:58 (twelve years ago) link
stepdad_earth chill bro baggins 'A Wicked Clown Doesnt Cite Sources,' Said Violent J Professor Of Juggalo Studies Alan Dershowitz As He Peed In My Pumpin Spice Latte16 hours ago Favorite Retweet Reply
― max, Friday, 18 November 2011 18:01 (twelve years ago) link
this guy is my new favorite
http://www.twitter.com/DinkMagic
― max, Thursday, 5 January 2012 14:20 (twelve years ago) link
Wayne Gretzky @DinkMagic CloseEmbrace the spirit of Libertarionism: A majestic Bald Eagle gets shot with a pistol and eaten raw by a mother and son who later puke it up
― max, Thursday, 5 January 2012 14:23 (twelve years ago) link